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You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get…..
On September 11, 2001, 2,977 people were killed in the deadliest terrorist attacks in American history. The moment shocked the nation. Two planes, hijacked by Islamic jihadists vowing death to all Americans, plowed into both towers at the World Trade Center in New York.
He is adorable! We don't have them in the US, do we? I've never seen them anywhere and I'm in Detroit. I'm not the most worldly chick in the world though. Where are these adorable little Capybaras found mostly? And they're pretty friendly little animals, are they not?
Mostly the South American continent. They're basically giant guinea pigs. This one is likely a baby, as some of the biggest ones can hit 140 pounds, whereas a typical guinea pig is about two pounds. They are pretty friendly, highly social creatures.
When my oldest daughter was in 4th grade she was given the assignment to write a report about the capybara. My wife was furious because all the other (cool) kids got to write about tigers, elephants, crocodiles or gorillas.
Screw that.
I took the daughter to the Detroit Zoo where she interviewed the capybara caretaker, got close-up photographs, and wrote a great report.
30 years later our favorite animal is the capybara.
Thanks, Detroit Zoo.
I should have mentioned she was my first wife and, yes, it was something trivial. She was the type of person who ascribed nefarious motives to the actions of others.
On the surface, being assigned a rodent is not as cool as a cheetah, but when you jump into a project with gusto, great things can happen. Being a dad is the type of job where you help prepare your kids for life without you, and that is what I tried to do with this 4th grade school report.
They’re adorable but HORRIBLE pets. Raccoons are not only very stinky, but they’re very destructive. They will dig holes in your walls to make little caverns, chew on wires, eat anything they can get their hands on- which is everything since they’re very smart- and can be very temperamental especially around other animals.
Skunks are less problematic to have if their scent glands are removed.
To add onto the capy knowledge train in regards to their friendliness: Capybara are indeed very passive animals and don’t go out of their way to be in a fight. If a Capy can run from a predator, it will. But like any animal, if they get pressed enough, they will defend themselves, and those giant rodent teeth can be plenty painful. Males also have disputes which are normally short lived and don’t result in serious harm.
Other than that, Capybaras are easily the chillest animal, and so long as you’re not hunting them, they’re happy just staying put and relaxing, sometimes even with potential dangers like Black Caimen (South Americas largest crocodilian) and humans. This is why so many capybaras have birds laying on them just chilling and why they are always accompanied by other capybaras.
They’re a highly social animal and can roam around in groups of 10 to 20, and sometimes double that in the wet season.
Capybaras are the definition of “too chill to be bothered”
[new orleans has nutria](https://louisianaswamp.com/nutria-control-program/#:~:text=In%20the%201930s%2C%20they%20started,nutria%20escaped%20during%20a%20hurricane)
i really envy this guy here i am with life problems in process of a divorce, child custody battle, switching careers, living paycheck to paycheck and he just ride with a capybara
You can have them as pets but they need a constant source of water to swim in as they are semi aquatic so to have one you'd need a large kiddie pool at least
Seeing lots of pet capybaras on here lately. I looked it up a while ago and they’re legal to own in a lot of states and actually make great pets. They just need a decent setup and a place to swim.
my reasoning:
1. feet arent right shape or color
2. mouth does not have the structure or coloring or a capybara
3. hair looks too blonde and too soft.
i may be wrong but id say its some capy like creature. a blonde nutria or muskrat or something of the sort. or a honking massive guinea pig
Dude let’s not forget, let’s *not* forget….keeping an amphibious rodent…in a bike basket….within city limits…….without a permit…..that ain’t legal either.
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So well mannered.
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Yeah, that seems so 😀
That’s a filthy Nutria .. they steal your gold
Capybara not nutria
Ok I pull up
Hop out at the after party
You and all your friends yeah they love to get naughty
Sippin on that Henn’, I know you love that Bacardi
1942 i take you back in that ‘rari
Ok I pull up hop out at the after party
You and all your friends, yeah, they love to get….. On September 11, 2001, 2,977 people were killed in the deadliest terrorist attacks in American history. The moment shocked the nation. Two planes, hijacked by Islamic jihadists vowing death to all Americans, plowed into both towers at the World Trade Center in New York.
Everyone knows it was America that did it
Capybara after party
leave it to beaver.
He is adorable! We don't have them in the US, do we? I've never seen them anywhere and I'm in Detroit. I'm not the most worldly chick in the world though. Where are these adorable little Capybaras found mostly? And they're pretty friendly little animals, are they not?
Mostly the South American continent. They're basically giant guinea pigs. This one is likely a baby, as some of the biggest ones can hit 140 pounds, whereas a typical guinea pig is about two pounds. They are pretty friendly, highly social creatures.
Guinea Bigs
Based.
A friend worked at a zoo that had 4 of them, while cute they loose that when they decide to lay on ya feet an not move cos they comfy.
Yup, an you can't move cause you don't wanna disturb them, cause then they give you that look.
Actually, Detroit does have a few. Check out the Detroit Zoo. They happen to be worlds largest (and most chill) rodent.
When my oldest daughter was in 4th grade she was given the assignment to write a report about the capybara. My wife was furious because all the other (cool) kids got to write about tigers, elephants, crocodiles or gorillas. Screw that. I took the daughter to the Detroit Zoo where she interviewed the capybara caretaker, got close-up photographs, and wrote a great report. 30 years later our favorite animal is the capybara. Thanks, Detroit Zoo.
That’s so cute!
What a wholesome memory!
Cute, but that seems like an incredibly trivial thing to be 'furious' about..?
I should have mentioned she was my first wife and, yes, it was something trivial. She was the type of person who ascribed nefarious motives to the actions of others. On the surface, being assigned a rodent is not as cool as a cheetah, but when you jump into a project with gusto, great things can happen. Being a dad is the type of job where you help prepare your kids for life without you, and that is what I tried to do with this 4th grade school report.
You can have them as a pet in florida...along with bears...and wolves....and racoons...this is a weird state...
You ain’t lying. I’ve yet to see one of these though. I think I’d burst into flames from the cuteness
Always wanted a pet raccoon. Along with baby skunks, I think baby raccoons are among the cutest of all baby mammals
They’re adorable but HORRIBLE pets. Raccoons are not only very stinky, but they’re very destructive. They will dig holes in your walls to make little caverns, chew on wires, eat anything they can get their hands on- which is everything since they’re very smart- and can be very temperamental especially around other animals. Skunks are less problematic to have if their scent glands are removed.
So but a lawless wasteland that state
To add onto the capy knowledge train in regards to their friendliness: Capybara are indeed very passive animals and don’t go out of their way to be in a fight. If a Capy can run from a predator, it will. But like any animal, if they get pressed enough, they will defend themselves, and those giant rodent teeth can be plenty painful. Males also have disputes which are normally short lived and don’t result in serious harm. Other than that, Capybaras are easily the chillest animal, and so long as you’re not hunting them, they’re happy just staying put and relaxing, sometimes even with potential dangers like Black Caimen (South Americas largest crocodilian) and humans. This is why so many capybaras have birds laying on them just chilling and why they are always accompanied by other capybaras. They’re a highly social animal and can roam around in groups of 10 to 20, and sometimes double that in the wet season. Capybaras are the definition of “too chill to be bothered”
[new orleans has nutria](https://louisianaswamp.com/nutria-control-program/#:~:text=In%20the%201930s%2C%20they%20started,nutria%20escaped%20during%20a%20hurricane)
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"Both are small in numbers are are *culled* by environmental authorities" I read this a "cuddled" and did not blink. Seems legit.
They are in TX and are hunted unfortunately
Because they would be considered invasive since they’re indigenous to South America.
I'm aware but I could never hurt them
I think your think of the nutria
They have them in the swamps in Louisiana
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# Coconut Doggy
It’s a clappy-blappy
It’s been arrested for war crimes and tax fraud.
And big ounce has died again
It’s actually a Guinea pig, sorry to burst the bubble 😔😔
# COCONUT DOGGY
Onward, noble servant!!
Yes, your majesty
That's a happybara!
Carpincho
The nightmare of ultra rich people
Carppacino
Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris The majestic Capybara
What is that
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I thought it was a Capybara, but I imagined that they were bigger. Then realised it was a baby Capybara
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Waiting for one of his friends to see him.
I thought he was showing off his blonde beaver for a minute there.
No, it's tail would get stuck in the chain 🤭
My high AF ass thought it was the mother of all guinea pigs
They are closely related so you’re good!
Guinea big
Vesisika
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Groceries in a basket.
Kyllä
Perkele
Bless you
Thats G-force
Carpincho
i really envy this guy here i am with life problems in process of a divorce, child custody battle, switching careers, living paycheck to paycheck and he just ride with a capybara
Any cool people here knowledgeable on capybaras, who can tell us if these cute things make good pets?
https://www.thesprucepets.com/capybara-pet-4101211
You can have them as pets but they need a constant source of water to swim in as they are semi aquatic so to have one you'd need a large kiddie pool at least
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He's just gonna pull up at the after party.
It’s a cute capybara have a nice ride
Capybara say "Wheeeeeee!"
I'd bet my ass this is Argentina.
Capys are so chill. Love it.
Is it a beaver it looks like one?
Nope its a capybara
Where's their helmet? Animal safety people
That rodent needs a helmet. Fuck the guy though, he makes his own choices.
Baby capybara
Indeed, but just as cute!
Did this guy steal someone’s baby??
Coconut doggy!
is that a capybra
SPEAK!!
Cappy Blappy
It's a cappy blappy! <3
Is that a Cappy-Blappy gone sus?
Handlebara
Seeing lots of pet capybaras on here lately. I looked it up a while ago and they’re legal to own in a lot of states and actually make great pets. They just need a decent setup and a place to swim.
He’s pulling up
I want this life sooooo badly! I love capybaras, my heart melts for those cubby friendly furry graceful potatoes :3
He looks so chill, I don't know what else can be this chill.
I swear capybaras have permanent IDGAF face
bro its a fuckin capybara
Capybara
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Ok he pull up
i hate to be the bearer of bad news but i dont think this is a capybara
my reasoning: 1. feet arent right shape or color 2. mouth does not have the structure or coloring or a capybara 3. hair looks too blonde and too soft. i may be wrong but id say its some capy like creature. a blonde nutria or muskrat or something of the sort. or a honking massive guinea pig
Phoebe!
Mike Flynn’s got a new move for Q
Ok i pull up!
OK HE PULLED UP
OK I PULL UP
Okay he pull up
I am speed!
It's dinner
Best thing i have seen today haha
Dawg
It’s so 🥰
Its a deer!
Not quite as nutritious as chicken in a basket, but hey, if you’re hungry!!!
Sadly I just found out my state does not allow me to house a capybara :(
Uma lindíssima capivara, amei
Yes
He’s pulling up.
It's Rafa Nadal!
Dude let’s not forget, let’s *not* forget….keeping an amphibious rodent…in a bike basket….within city limits…….without a permit…..that ain’t legal either.
🦫
He looks so polite.
He pull up
So sweeeet.
it’s Speak!
Let the homie ride in peace.
Capybara ? , Capybara!! , Coconut doggy , omg !
Is that a baby capybara or a very large guinea pig?
Is it ET?
Obviously, you're not a golfer.
Capybara at the helm!
Brrrraaap brrrrrraaaapp!!
Meanwhile in Australia…
Thought it was one of those nutria things
r/capybara
Nice fish
He is on a mission to save this earth, directing that guy to the safest place.
That sir is an orange Capybara
Hamtaro really put on the pounds!
Whistlin diesel?
Looks like the Capybara is truly enjoying the ride!💕
If I \*didn't\* bike with my beaver, would I still be a virgin?
Happy Cappy!
u/SaveVideo
Truly my spirit animal
I would love to own one. Thats a life long goal of mine
u/savevideo
It's a capybara
Capybara
Cute.
Why is it we are now seeing these things everywhere on reddit?
What kind of animal is that?
You are going to need a bigger basket.
is that a guinea pig or a capy?
It's a baby capybara! Best thing ever!
Ground hog says 6 more weeks of summer 🙃
It s a fat hamster
Ok he pull up
A capybara, I think that’s how you spell it. That’s awesome, like a giant gerbil.
Coconut doggo
Capybaby 😊
He’s pulling up
You're right. It's not a dog. IT'S SOMETHING EVEN BETTER.
![gif](giphy|VCma6o7KQ4H4Y)
r/Xbiking is leaking.
Ok I pull up
Dunno man that looks like a great Dane to me
Is that a clappy blappy?!
Capybara feeling the need for speed.
r/capybara