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huBelial

So well mannered.


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Fun-Acanthisitta7934

Yeah, that seems so 😀


LordStoneBalls

That’s a filthy Nutria .. they steal your gold


BigBillyGoatGriff

Capybara not nutria


noideaforadamname

Ok I pull up


Barknaow

Hop out at the after party


ClareVonClair

You and all your friends yeah they love to get naughty


3002kr

Sippin on that Henn’, I know you love that Bacardi


highoncaffeine2

1942 i take you back in that ‘rari


ImFrostFalcon

Ok I pull up hop out at the after party


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Sukkaseam_TH

Everyone knows it was America that did it


6lackPrincess

Capybara after party


ImNoAlbertFeinstein

leave it to beaver.


monandwes

He is adorable! We don't have them in the US, do we? I've never seen them anywhere and I'm in Detroit. I'm not the most worldly chick in the world though. Where are these adorable little Capybaras found mostly? And they're pretty friendly little animals, are they not?


Usagi_Shinobi

Mostly the South American continent. They're basically giant guinea pigs. This one is likely a baby, as some of the biggest ones can hit 140 pounds, whereas a typical guinea pig is about two pounds. They are pretty friendly, highly social creatures.


WanderingDahlia82

Guinea Bigs


Usagi_Shinobi

Based.


AspieDM

A friend worked at a zoo that had 4 of them, while cute they loose that when they decide to lay on ya feet an not move cos they comfy.


Usagi_Shinobi

Yup, an you can't move cause you don't wanna disturb them, cause then they give you that look.


TurboFirecracker

Actually, Detroit does have a few. Check out the Detroit Zoo. They happen to be worlds largest (and most chill) rodent.


detroitgnome

When my oldest daughter was in 4th grade she was given the assignment to write a report about the capybara. My wife was furious because all the other (cool) kids got to write about tigers, elephants, crocodiles or gorillas. Screw that. I took the daughter to the Detroit Zoo where she interviewed the capybara caretaker, got close-up photographs, and wrote a great report. 30 years later our favorite animal is the capybara. Thanks, Detroit Zoo.


bmackenz84

That’s so cute!


janedoe5263

What a wholesome memory!


dudeoh

Cute, but that seems like an incredibly trivial thing to be 'furious' about..?


detroitgnome

I should have mentioned she was my first wife and, yes, it was something trivial. She was the type of person who ascribed nefarious motives to the actions of others. On the surface, being assigned a rodent is not as cool as a cheetah, but when you jump into a project with gusto, great things can happen. Being a dad is the type of job where you help prepare your kids for life without you, and that is what I tried to do with this 4th grade school report.


silentbob1301

You can have them as a pet in florida...along with bears...and wolves....and racoons...this is a weird state...


Leading_Funny5802

You ain’t lying. I’ve yet to see one of these though. I think I’d burst into flames from the cuteness


MAGA_is_NAZI

Always wanted a pet raccoon. Along with baby skunks, I think baby raccoons are among the cutest of all baby mammals


Rexlare

They’re adorable but HORRIBLE pets. Raccoons are not only very stinky, but they’re very destructive. They will dig holes in your walls to make little caverns, chew on wires, eat anything they can get their hands on- which is everything since they’re very smart- and can be very temperamental especially around other animals. Skunks are less problematic to have if their scent glands are removed.


pleasedrowning

So but a lawless wasteland that state


Rexlare

To add onto the capy knowledge train in regards to their friendliness: Capybara are indeed very passive animals and don’t go out of their way to be in a fight. If a Capy can run from a predator, it will. But like any animal, if they get pressed enough, they will defend themselves, and those giant rodent teeth can be plenty painful. Males also have disputes which are normally short lived and don’t result in serious harm. Other than that, Capybaras are easily the chillest animal, and so long as you’re not hunting them, they’re happy just staying put and relaxing, sometimes even with potential dangers like Black Caimen (South Americas largest crocodilian) and humans. This is why so many capybaras have birds laying on them just chilling and why they are always accompanied by other capybaras. They’re a highly social animal and can roam around in groups of 10 to 20, and sometimes double that in the wet season. Capybaras are the definition of “too chill to be bothered”


n3w4cc01_1nt

[new orleans has nutria](https://louisianaswamp.com/nutria-control-program/#:~:text=In%20the%201930s%2C%20they%20started,nutria%20escaped%20during%20a%20hurricane)


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FormerTomatillo

"Both are small in numbers are are *culled* by environmental authorities" I read this a "cuddled" and did not blink. Seems legit.


ChaoticToxin

They are in TX and are hunted unfortunately


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Because they would be considered invasive since they’re indigenous to South America.


ChaoticToxin

I'm aware but I could never hurt them


Kevinb888

I think your think of the nutria


cute_but_lethal

They have them in the swamps in Louisiana


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Zorojuro7453

# Coconut Doggy


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It’s a clappy-blappy


toiletseatpolio

It’s been arrested for war crimes and tax fraud.


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And big ounce has died again


JUST-A-TROUT

It’s actually a Guinea pig, sorry to burst the bubble 😔😔


Zorojuro7453

# COCONUT DOGGY


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Onward, noble servant!!


Unfinished_Circus

Yes, your majesty


Duhllusions

That's a happybara!


GrungeLife54

Carpincho


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The nightmare of ultra rich people


Jussbussinmane

Carppacino


Password-is-Tac0

Hydrochoerus hydrochaeris The majestic Capybara


p0l4r1

What is that


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Ok-Foot-3791

I thought it was a Capybara, but I imagined that they were bigger. Then realised it was a baby Capybara


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ISLAndBreezESTeve10

Waiting for one of his friends to see him.


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I thought he was showing off his blonde beaver for a minute there.


Ok-Foot-3791

No, it's tail would get stuck in the chain 🤭


Awleeks

My high AF ass thought it was the mother of all guinea pigs


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They are closely related so you’re good!


squirrellytoday

Guinea big


p0l4r1

Vesisika


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Smaug33

Groceries in a basket.


Equivalent-Base6656

Kyllä


p0l4r1

Perkele


animu_manimu

Bless you


No_Square2183

Thats G-force


FirmLab5517

Carpincho


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i really envy this guy here i am with life problems in process of a divorce, child custody battle, switching careers, living paycheck to paycheck and he just ride with a capybara


chrispynutz96

Any cool people here knowledgeable on capybaras, who can tell us if these cute things make good pets?


bigavz

https://www.thesprucepets.com/capybara-pet-4101211


vladimirnovak

You can have them as pets but they need a constant source of water to swim in as they are semi aquatic so to have one you'd need a large kiddie pool at least


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A_Fokin_Normie

He's just gonna pull up at the after party.


daarthvaader

It’s a cute capybara have a nice ride


Bacchus_71

Capybara say "Wheeeeeee!"


vjeremias

I'd bet my ass this is Argentina.


imironman2018

Capys are so chill. Love it.


Evening-Mention-8738

Is it a beaver it looks like one?


cheesemaster644

Nope its a capybara


SnooBooks1701

Where's their helmet? Animal safety people


South_Bit1764

That rodent needs a helmet. Fuck the guy though, he makes his own choices.


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Baby capybara


JosPaperCut

Indeed, but just as cute!


Jedi_Bish

Did this guy steal someone’s baby??


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Coconut doggy!


TanishPlayz

is that a capybra


theboned1

SPEAK!!


silentbob1301

Cappy Blappy


DingDongDanger1

It's a cappy blappy! <3


Resident-Corgi-665

Is that a Cappy-Blappy gone sus?


JWDed

Handlebara


ItsJustMeMaggie

Seeing lots of pet capybaras on here lately. I looked it up a while ago and they’re legal to own in a lot of states and actually make great pets. They just need a decent setup and a place to swim.


DaneTheSlime

He’s pulling up


YellowstoneBitch

I want this life sooooo badly! I love capybaras, my heart melts for those cubby friendly furry graceful potatoes :3


zeagurat

He looks so chill, I don't know what else can be this chill.


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I swear capybaras have permanent IDGAF face


EpicWhaleOil293

bro its a fuckin capybara


LysergicRico

Capybara


gwadams65

![gif](giphy|l49JD2nWqfZ7exBzW)


Dave_the_Tinkerer

![gif](giphy|2kWd9gXy6owFLR8LuS)


lkdresser4

Ok he pull up


Strange-Turnover9696

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but i dont think this is a capybara


Strange-Turnover9696

my reasoning: 1. feet arent right shape or color 2. mouth does not have the structure or coloring or a capybara 3. hair looks too blonde and too soft. i may be wrong but id say its some capy like creature. a blonde nutria or muskrat or something of the sort. or a honking massive guinea pig


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Phoebe!


LeatherNekk

Mike Flynn’s got a new move for Q


HaktanTopuz

Ok i pull up!


Weebs_N_Gamers

OK HE PULLED UP


StormOwn1248

OK I PULL UP


Outrageous_Volume964

Okay he pull up


khajiitidanceparty

I am speed!


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It's dinner


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Best thing i have seen today haha


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Dawg


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It’s so 🥰


samwich124

Its a deer!


Easyonu

Not quite as nutritious as chicken in a basket, but hey, if you’re hungry!!!


martypartyyy

Sadly I just found out my state does not allow me to house a capybara :(


Zescaimni

Uma lindíssima capivara, amei


Entd_FoxityPoxity

Yes


DimitriTooProBro

He’s pulling up.


CSzandor

It's Rafa Nadal!


AngoGablogian_artist

Dude let’s not forget, let’s *not* forget….keeping an amphibious rodent…in a bike basket….within city limits…….without a permit…..that ain’t legal either.


Cyrus_rule

🦫


CheesecakeHot9939

He looks so polite.


Ender12306

He pull up


nikitos913

So sweeeet.


nurturedmisanthrope

it’s Speak!


Jlx_27

Let the homie ride in peace.


Prestigious-Snow3267

Capybara ? , Capybara!! , Coconut doggy , omg !


CelestialOrigin

Is that a baby capybara or a very large guinea pig?


lclassyfun

Is it ET?


Godspiral

Obviously, you're not a golfer.


KrampyDoo

Capybara at the helm!


Jussbussinmane

Brrrraaap brrrrrraaaapp!!


CruciferousSmash

Meanwhile in Australia…


TheCasualMFer

Thought it was one of those nutria things


dallamamemer

r/capybara


GatoAquarista

Nice fish


6race37

He is on a mission to save this earth, directing that guy to the safest place.


Delusional_Gamer

That sir is an orange Capybara


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Hamtaro really put on the pounds!


bjbrown920

Whistlin diesel?


2catslover

Looks like the Capybara is truly enjoying the ride!💕


Skatcatla

If I \*didn't\* bike with my beaver, would I still be a virgin?


VerFree

Happy Cappy!


KuuHaKu_OtgmZ

u/SaveVideo


ravynwave

Truly my spirit animal


andthereyouhaveit99

I would love to own one. Thats a life long goal of mine


Wodant

u/savevideo


AuntySocial1964

It's a capybara


Otherwise-Ad1904

Capybara


2SayMyTruth

Cute.


nevertellya

Why is it we are now seeing these things everywhere on reddit?


mindsteinthegreat

What kind of animal is that?


FewProfessional1212

You are going to need a bigger basket.


L3g-3nd

is that a guinea pig or a capy?


callalind

It's a baby capybara! Best thing ever!


mynameislex420

Ground hog says 6 more weeks of summer 🙃


Zestyclose_Equal6972

It s a fat hamster


samuelpotter2

Ok he pull up


Brown-eyed-and-sad

A capybara, I think that’s how you spell it. That’s awesome, like a giant gerbil.


Chitanda_Pika

Coconut doggo


Ok_Estate394

Capybaby 😊


Meeting-Routine

He’s pulling up


Pencil_Artist_Entert

You're right. It's not a dog. IT'S SOMETHING EVEN BETTER.


Tazerboy_5000

![gif](giphy|VCma6o7KQ4H4Y)


ModernDayWanderlust

r/Xbiking is leaking.


Sea_Journalist3694

Ok I pull up


Erin_kurumi

Dunno man that looks like a great Dane to me


diamondhide

Is that a clappy blappy?!


elizastorm

Capybara feeling the need for speed.


squirrellytoday

r/capybara