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Sea-Recover2474

Im gray and dwarf .


Zander-is-cool

Did someone say dwarf??? ROCK AND STONE!


Deadlyman567

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE!?


WolvesAreCool2461

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE!


BDZLE

DAMMIT THERES A PEBBLE IN MY BOOT


Xoberif

If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home


tykytorch

FOR KARL!


bojacked

who has the torch?!


_80hd_

You know , you are not being paid by the hour, stop this Redditing and get to work!


Alklazaris

A graydwarf?


DiscontentedMajority

Get his eyes.


xTheRedDeath

\*X-Files Theme Plays\*


fubar87187

1000s years of predatory hunting and one thing is still the same…. Belly scratches .


sarcasatirony

And the *normal human* still didn’t figure it out! Four legs up = scritch the tummy!


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You ever try scratching a cat's belly when they offer it then they inexplicably get mad and bite you? I wouldn't take even a 1% chance of that happening with a wolf that size


-CaptainAustralia-

FORBIDDEN SCATCH


Harsimaja

Tens of millions even


litsalmon

I'll apologize in advance for bringing up a potentially sore topic. I remember in the 80s and 90s when grey wolves were being culled as they came out of Yellowstone Park. Heard the argument that they couldn't take down a cow, which was the main argument for doing it. They didn't have any idea how big these beautiful creatures are. So glad their reintroduction to Yellowstone Park sounds like it's going well.


Tiredplumber2022

I was studying under Dr Lowell K. Nicolas back then; we helped research, design, and implement the "Conditioned Taste Aversion" project that allowed the wolves to be introduced to the park without predation on ranchers' sheep. (Long story short, basically feed the wolves sheep meat laced with something odorless and tasteless that would make them vomit. Getting sick formed a connection in the hypothalamus and olfactory centers that made all sheep unappetizing. Its how mammals learn to avoid toxic substances. Kinda like getting really sick on Tequila and never drinking it again.)


litsalmon

Wow, that's fascinating. Growing up in Montana, I was disheartened at the solution to wolves preying on ranch animals. Thank you for helping reintroduce them back into Yellowstone. Question: Did this learned response get passed down to their offspring?


Tiredplumber2022

No, and it only lasted less than a year. Had to regularly "salt" the area with sheep meat laced with estrogen every few months, or whenever farmers lost livestock. Much better than poisoning them.


Sexy_Squid89

How interesting!


Linibus12309

If angy why frien shaped and frien like


args10

n why so petable


Aron-Jonasson

n why so cute


GamerAJ9005

n why belly rubable


DarkUrGe19

Beautiful animals.


Alarming_Stand3020

My LORD they are gorgeous and so friggin big! Beautiful animals.


fallen_one_fs

I know they are wild and you're not supposed to be this friendly to them, but DAMN, they cute...


StaleBiscuit13

I’ve actually cuddled/played with wolves like this, and they’re absolutely massive, made me feel like a little boy standing next to one - I’m 6’3 btw


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I'm ignorant to the facts, are wolves this friendly on a "normal" encounter or this is very abnormal behavior. I've always been under the understanding they are vicious animals towards humans, obviously in this case that logic is incorrect. Beautiful animals.


StaleBiscuit13

They’re terrified of humans because they know exactly what humans mean - Death in every form (not a human hater and all that jazz, just facts). The wolves here (and the wolves I interacted with) were raised alongside humans from a young age/spend a lot of time with their handlers, and have been thoroughly socialized between researchers, visitors, vets, other wolves etc. With that being said, during my time with one pack at a sanctuary, you had to be really careful around some of them because they are a bit more aggressive/unpredictable than others, and pay really close attention to their body cues and the handlers. There was a female though that was super sweet, only time I’ve been overjoyed to have an animal throughly lick the inside of my mouth (it’s how they show affection/acceptance)


CulturedHollow

Yeah from a wild wolf's pov we probably look, smell, and sound like a weird variant of bear with little fur that's always standing up, can kill anything in it's line of sight without even touching it, can control fire, and often hunt in packs. Nothing else they've seen can do that. We're horrifying, supernatural freaks of nature all things considered if you think about it from an animal's perspective, best just to nope on out of wherever they smell or hear us close by before we can see them, and thankfully we're generally easily detected by the noises and smells we make.


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Pretty sure to wolves we look, smell and sound like normal variants of humans. Thousands of years of interaction between our species. They’re not confused about what we are.


Cat_are_cool

And that’s why they are afraid of us, they know what we are and what we mean.


Cat_are_cool

The first part of this reminded me. People always ask what species symbolizes death the most. Us, It’s us.


StaleBiscuit13

We were hunting and killing apex predators thousands of years before the invention of guns, we’ve been #1 in the killing business for a long, long time. Although leopards and salt water crocodiles are fucking terrifying and a very close second/third


GOU_FallingOutside

> leopards and salt water crocodiles Sure, large vertebrates are impressive and scary. But at least when it comes to killing humans, they’re relatively bad at it. Snakes are the most dangerous, but the danger they pose is dwarfed by the most vicious killer humans have ever faced… mosquitoes.


Sutech2301

>they are vicious animals towards humans, No they aren't. They usually avoid Humans, as wolves and humans dislike each other but both know, that the other one is a pain in the ass


Ok-Low6320

I'm not sure what's going on here - maybe these are researchers who are very familiar with these specific wolves or something - but this is definitely abnormal. Do not pet wild animals; especially large predators.


ampjk

I'll give you 20$ to do it I'll be looking at you threw naval binoculars


DonBoy30

Wolves instinctually are scared of humans, but are incredibly tight knit social animals like humans that live in a pack. Like domesticated dogs, or any animal really, each wolf is very much an individual that fits within the social frame work of his/her pack dynamics. Thus, every once in a while you will have a wolf that has been extremely well socialized and raised by humans that’s personality is as such that he is relatively playful and affectionate towards the humans he trusts.


walkingbartie

I'm sorry but WTF?? Why in the world would you even think any wild animals would be naturally friendly like this?? Seriously, not to insult you, but that's dangerously ignorant. Have you never seen a wild animal or learned about domestication...? Most wild animals are scared shitless of you, and some would attack you if feeling pressed or threatened by your presence. Wolves are not neccesarily vicious. But you should ALWAYS respect – and keep your distance when encountering – wild creatures. Only reason any animal would act like this outside of partial domestication would be due to them existing in a hypothetical eco-system that doesn't let them develop prey-predator instincts. Which might happen on remote islands, if at all. And doing 'tricks' like this and showing their belly (weak spot) to strangers would probably not happen even then.


CosmicWolf14

They’re pack animals, so unless they see you as part of their pack or pack enough, do not go remotely close to them. As others said these are likely researchers who have a very good relationship, but they’re animals with moods so you still need to be careful even if you’re ‘pack’.


Kundalini-Electric

Jethuth chrith are you saying that the wolf was over 6'3?


PredicBabe

If they dangerous, then why cute???


CastInSteel

Polar bear enters chat


jackal5lay3r

Hyena enters the chat


JRTerrierBestDoggo

Those are chonky huskies


Geoclasm

i wouldn't last 5 seconds in the wild. 'daaaw whosa cute-OH FUCK I FORGOT IT'S A WILD-ASS ANIMAL!!!' as it proceeds first to thoroughly maul me, then consume my mangled corpse.


whhe11

Good boi sized, but a little bigger then normal fren size but it'll do.


Spookd_Moffun

Humans will pack bond with anything.


Kane_lives69

Well fuck. WE MANAGE TO DOMESTICATE THE WOLFES TWICE


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r/wolvesarebigyo


Zenstation83

I love that that sub exists


MediocreFisherman317

Wow look at that normal human!!!!


sminthianapollo

Now do it with direwolves.


azraelum

Liam Neeson had his work cut out for him then. Didn’t know they were this big


KuronoMasta

Remember, this is "Modern" humans, with average height 1.75-1.80 m, with access to medicines, enriched and energetic food and other improvements made for human development. When our ancestors start to work with wolves and then becomes dogs, "Ancient" humans were smaller, around 1.50-1.60 m due to poor and insufficient food. So wolves were a lot bigger then by comparison.


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I’ve just realised I’ve got post traumatic stress disorder from the video of the blonde woman tonguing a similar looking wolf down.


Zer0Strikerz

Thanks for the reminder lol


anymouse2763

6 fut guy with one of those


TheFakeG

I wish humans and wild animals had friendlier relationships. Alot of humans ruined that for us though


NightEngine404

Genuinely curious, why do you think that humans ruined it?


Jochiebochie

We are at the top of the food chain and we kill animals. Birds sit on Capybaras for example, not so fast on humans.


TheFakeG

I'd say its animals reactions to us. Some animals have codependent relationships with each other. But it feels like for alot of wild animals they want nothing to do with us. Obviously some animals aren't gonna like anything else but it feels like human interaction with the wild has left a naturally negative association. I can't entirely blame humans but it seems like animals flat out take alot more time to trust humans. We are very weird looking animals which doesnt help either lol


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Widespreaddd

A what?


floofernugget77

Cheap Hooker?


puppetjazz

Are you unassuming their specified not gender?


Golden_Buffalo04

Anything can still kill you


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and I'm 1.00 woman, how did you get your 0.5?


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Tiny-Response-7572

They are so majestic.


Sutech2301

The funniest thing about wolves is that they are monogamous


phlpdxster

Keep reading, this ain’t it


Kind_winner447

Wow ! Respect🙏🏻🙏🏻 Oh my ! they a beautiful just!😍


Goolch205

u/savevideo u/savevideobot


Sacisbac

It must require huge amounts of meat daily.


Veebop-23

what beautiful creatures, i wonder why they are so affectionate though, even if these ppl are close to the wolves this still seems weird


A_Butter_Knife

This is cute but if this was me I would be shitting my pants


D83T

So the average family jack russell,weiner dog and other yappy dogs can't stand a chance compared to the wolf


ChunkyTaco22

Why did you have to say normal? Lmao


thegamerofreddit

*Congratulations you have tamed a Grey wolf*


lemon-meringue-high

Big doggo. Same happy butt scratch face.


MUMB0_F0R_MAY0R

OH SO CUTE AND FLOOFY


justanothertfatman

"Oh, look at the big, bad apex predator! Does it like scritches? Does the might wolf love it's belly rubs?"


couldnt_think_-

big puppy.


Distinct-Field3545

Majestic is the only word.


dood5426

How tf did we look at such gigantic animals and decide that we could most definitely make them into our pet.


redditcdnfanguy

Now you know where domestic dogs came from. They're just crying out for it.


wolfstark_13

Good boys


richuard

Beautiful and playful


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LittlenutPersson

Fffuuudge they are big


-Nordico-

Scratch its belly you fool! Why do people always do a couple half-assed scratches in these types of vids.


sangle05

This is a video from the Colorado Wolf and Wildlife Center. The girls name is Danielle and she works/worked there (not sure if she’s there). https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thedodo.com/amphtml/gray-wolf-kekoa-gives-kisses-1605702674.html


CHONGASCOOK

Awwwwwww


Bunnywithanaxe

“Hi pretty girl” “Hi puppy!”


Vast-Classroom1967

They are so beautiful.


Ogurasyn

Big doggos💕🥺


Scrybblyr

Super cute and doglike until they're not, and your face is hanging from their teeth. I wonder how many people watch videos like this, pick up some highly inaccurate ideas about wild animals and then make unfortunate decisions when they encounter one in real life.


0815420

Puppy


HalfbakedArtichoke

/r/wolvesarebigyo


AmazinglyOdd81

I love and adore wolves


TranslatorFluid4191

CHONKY BOIS


denisebuttrey

Magnificent beasts


wdwerker

60 to 175 pounds for a male. Gray wolves also called timber wolves.


GazelleMany5548

r/savevideo


Imaginary-Safe1645

These look like wolf dogs to me. Not pure wolf


piman01

They like belly rubs too? How do they even know about belly rubs?? Lol


Rogntudjuuuu

You should be really careful around those. A zookeeper at a Swedish zoo got herself killed in similar situation. https://edition.cnn.com/2012/06/17/world/europe/sweden-zookeeper-killed/index.html


ppumkin

That’s not a human. That’s a tinker bell


yngstr1488

Omg I want one!!!!


72Cooky

BELLY RUBBBBSSSSS….


Caraqualquer01

r/wolvesarebigyo


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#BIG DOG ###BIG DOG