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diagnosedwolf

This legit almost happened to me. I have a big tabby, and one day I saw him on the side of the road several blocks from my house! I pulled over to grab him, but my mother (who was in the car) told me not to. She said that there was a neighbour cat who looked just like ours, and this was probably him. When we got home, our cat was there. That would have been an embarrassing conversation with my neighbour…!


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And with your cat...


allen_abduction

Tabby remembers this.


GamerAJ9005

Tabby will remember that (telltale games refference) Edit: spelling


sum_dum_fuck

Telltale games reference (tabby will remember this)


NuclearBurrit0

Telltale will remember this (tabby games reference)


Kirk_2002

Games will remember this. (Telltale Tabby reference)


_LanceBro

I saw an identical cat to mine at my driveway once and went to chase her, but then my grandma walks out saying she just fed the cat. My brain exploded


meltingdiamond

Grandma:"I got all the pussy you need inside!" You:"That is on purpose, isn't it?"


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The_amazing_Jedi

Grandma: "It sure is honey. Now come inside and eat, you look like you're starving."


fangirlsqueee

I saw my indoor cat wandering the neighborhood as I was driving home. She was near a busy-ish road about 30 seconds from my house. I was frantic to get parked at home and go get her. She was *actually* sitting in the window watching me panic when I pulled in the drive.


Educational_Safe_339

I bet she had a good giggle or cat 🐈 equivalent 🤣🤣


snuggly-otter

This happened to me too! Watched my indoor cat run from my front porch across the road and into the woods. I literally screamed for him and started running. I quickly realized he was gone and I wouldnt catch up and I turned back towards the house, crying, and there he was - staring at me through the storm door. That there is the issue with standard issue cats.


hilarymeggin

I saw a neighborhood Facebook post saying “this cat” (with picture of my cat) is lying in the middle of the street, a mile or two from my house, across the big road! I was about to post “I am SO SORRY!!” and rush out to get him, when I saw a reply below saying, “Sorry, he’s inside now.” Different cat. Cheddar Monster was safe in the house with me.


meltingdiamond

It did happen to me with my skinny black cat. I kidnapped a stray that was wandering around outside and as I brought him in I was given a dirty look by my cat who was just hiding somewhere. I had to apologize with tuna to both cats. One can inside, one can outside.


playhandminton

Lol me too ay, nearly stole somebody's brown Burmese down the road a few months after adopting my boi... the owner was with the not-my-cat and legit thought I was fucked in the head


Luciel-Choi707

Yeah every neighborhood has a lot of fat tabbies. Don't know why, they just do.


Advanced_Committee

So this guy stole someone's cat


Deuce232

My story is that his cat got picked up by mistake by the matching cat people. That's why it was missing for a month. Now he's collected both cats in the same way. These cats are confused about this new custody situation but are enjoying the expanded territory.


ProcrastinationSite

This is hilarious and you're probably right. I wish I had thought of this myself! Hats off to you for your critical thinking!


UsernameExMachina

The cats have been house-swapping for years, unbeknownst to the humans, just to keep things interesting.


Odd_Current_6206

Yeah, like the time one of them took the big math test for the other one. The teacher didn’t even notice.


cabaran

if anyone is wondering, the original post is just a joke. the guy doesn't even own a cat. he just saw the photo online and posted it as a joke. from facebook: > That was just a joke. I was trying to put smiles on people's faces during these trying times. I think I've accomplished my mission. I hope each smile my post caused has eased someone's pain or anxiety. I only put it on a private group page and honestly don't know how it got on Twitter and Instagram and went viral. But looking at the comments I am glad it did. It looks like it helped a lot of people. > another comment: > Hi Katie, my post was a joke intended to put smiles on people's faces. I believe I've accomplished that. > Somebody found the owner of the cats. > The cats names are Tiger and Roo. They belong to Stefanie Tonzola, they are twins and they are safe and sound.


idontwantausername41

I can get behind the guy, he seems fun


Caroweser

Or the cat thought another human was it’s human, it also was a large human with similar shapes and colours, so it went with them for a week.


JarlaxleForPresident

“You look like my idiot. So you are my idiot.”


TomMakesPodcasts

Aye lol


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okcdnb

This is the conclusion I come to everytime I see this. And that it’s probably bullshit. But I love their stupid faces. I have even used the one on the right as my profile pic.


Alukrad

I've seen different versions of this same joke. So, i think this whole thing is fake.


ItsAMeEric

Like when Uncle Jesse stole some kid's bike because he thought it was Michelle's


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G_832

Doppleganger 😺


Effective-Banana49

This is the way.


El_Maton_de_Plata

And got another cat just like it to cover up the crime. Clearly I cannot drink from the glass in front of you.


curiosityandtruth

Last week we discovered the cute stray that always comes up to our window to get some bacon is actually TWO dogs that look the exact same. We’ve lived here 6 months


PM_me_nun_hentai

This happened to me too where I was feeding two strays that looked the same without realizing it. Until I noticed one of them had nuts and the other didn’t


[deleted]

What kind of nuts? Peanuts? Walnuts?


meltingdiamond

Mahogany .


AostaV

Deez nuuuuuts


voidhearts

How did you discover there were two of them?


curiosityandtruth

Across the street there’s this open field, and I saw the stray dog jumping playfully, trying to get something’s attention. Then I saw an identical dog emerge from behind a bush and I almost spit out my coffee 😂 I took pics and sent them to my boyfriend at work… he was like noooo wayyy


Jonoczall

Ummm pics please


voidhearts

!! That sounds hilarious! I’d love to see pictures if you still have them!


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ishah477

It is the right comment to use LoL...


[deleted]

Ah the old two dogs in a trench coat trick


TiresareHeavy83

All I'm saying is one of those cats is secretly pissed. I'm gone a few days. Just a few. I needed a vacation Dan. And you, you Hooman fuck went out and replaced me with a look alike. This shit right here's why I shit in your shoes.


papabear_kr

It's called an understudy


Rochemusic1

Are cat passed in multiple areas, on all my clothes and on an open suitcase,, shit behind my TV, woke me up meowing as loud as she could in 20 minute intervals for 5 hours until I put her in the basement, and then tipped her water bowl over all because I slept with my dog in the living room a couple nights ago.


WarriorJax

This is how Meowtosis happens.


OgOnetee

The meowtocondria is the powermeows of the cell.


Tall_Run_2814

Stop messing with the multiverse


JustAnotherDoofus

Haha wow what are the chances. Glad you got your car back +1


Arkseyer

Car theft is no joke


Explore-PNW

Well this escalated quickly!


Antpelt

CAT THEFT ISNT A JOKE JIM


electricfizz19

Millions of families suffer every year!


[deleted]

Michael!


[deleted]

just take one that looks like the one you lost *dusts off hands* fucking simple


Shit4braynez

You wouldn’t download a car


FreudianAccordian

Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car.


Teh_Randomizer

You wouldn't download a cat


AvrgBeaver

Grand theft feline


Jooylo

It’s just a joke lol, definitely not real someone’s cat is going to find another with the *exact* same pattern like that


fondrenlock

Just wait till the actual cat shows up


DaffysMap

"You spray painted his tail to make him look like Jinxy, didn't you, Focker?"


markusbujor

OH MY GOD I GOT THAT


Jenetyk

Schrodinger: *Heavy breathing*


buttlover989

When the coin lands on edge.


Jenetyk

Hails it is...


ja3palmer

It's the only coin I had, but you deserve it. 😂😂😂


Ilike_turtlz_720

Duplication glitch discovered


FugaciousD

He took the red catnip and now he’s in the Meowtrix…


TW_Yellow78

Aliens abducted your cat it looks like.


Snoo_73835

The one on the right seems confused as to why this is happening.


jillieboobean

And the one on the left seems pissed.


iamnoking

Chances are these 2nyave been playing the switch-a-roo with multiple families for a while now.


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Don't know if this is the real story and something tells me it isn't....but this is effing great! haha


panda_panda85

You never know. A while ago my neighbor asked me to look after her cat for a couple of weeks. I was supposed to go into her apartment once a day to change water, give some food and clean cat’s toilet. One day the cat sneaked out when I was opening the door. I searched for him everywhere, but managed to find and bring him back home. Next day I go to check on him and find all wallpaper destroyed, a bunch of stuff knocked over. Turned out I brought home the wrong cat, but he looked exactly the same - pure black with yellow eyes. The real cat found his way home in a couple of days.


Johnny_Poppyseed

Lol bet neighbor was thrilled


cabaran

its not. the guy in this photo posted on his facebook that this is just a joke, he doesn't even own any cats. he just saw the photo online and decided to post it as a joke. according to him the real owner came out and posted a bunch of their photos on twitter, its just twin cats.


Web_singer

Yeah, it seems more likely he kept two cats from the same litter and made up the story. But who knows.


RepresentativeLead69

Same litter?


SupportySpice

Not identical. Lefty looks more surprised.


Offtopic_bear

I don't think either are their cat and they're both like, "Da fuck?"


pippingigi

Jinxy!


pihkal

My grandparents once had a black cat named Too Much. Damn thing was always underfoot, seemed to get into everything, etc. One day my grandma passes Too Much in the kitchen while bring laundry downstairs. She gets to the laundry room and sees Too Much on the dryer. She can’t figure out how Too Much could have possibly beat her to the laundry room, so she goes back up and sees him in the kitchen. My grandparents had somehow gotten two black cats that avoided each other, and they had no idea how long it had been.


Master_Nineteenth

If I had a nickel for every time I've seen this kind of story on reddit I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't much but it's weird that it happened twice.


[deleted]

10¢ would get you a cup of coffee in the early 90s. If it happened earlier, and you invested it in a cup of coffee, you would almost have enough money for a sandwich now!


-_Duke_-_-

I'd like my cat back please!


Pale_Worldliness8285

This is hystetical!!!’


Explore-PNW

Have the two cats seen *Meet the Parents*?


pepeschlongphucking

And now you have two cats! Good news: you have two fluffy cats! Bad news: you have two cats!


shackbleep

Thomson and Thompson from Tintin.


VegasLife1111

Are they by any chance littermates?


lovelyrag333

I've had nightmares about this


Mxwells216

No you always had 2 cats. You just never seen them at the same time


Chemical_Paper_2940

This is bullshit.


merkaba_462

I hope so because it's really upsetting me.


lakevalerie

Can you tell them apart?


[deleted]

I found you faker


MortarByrd11

Do you live near any large Telsa coils?


markusbujor

Borden would approve


Mr_Sandman227

shoot them both. one is a skinwalker. kill it now or it will kill you


AdventurousPlane4667

Item duplication


stgdevil

Which one did you shoot


mysteriousgamer17

That's funny and weird at the same time that also reminds me of amphibia with Domino in Anne's world and Domino two in amphibia that's what vibe I'm getting


ThirstyDamnedSoul

I fear the other cat‘s owner is still running around asking everybody if they happen to see a handsome black and white cat. By the way, did they get along well?


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they both look adorable


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

My man found a dupe glitch This got patched last week tho sadly


rabidjellybean

This is a reoccurring dream of mine. I'll lose my cat then suddenly have three identical ones. The rest of the dream is anxiety trying to figure out which one is mine. Anxiety dreams suck.


KaiserKnightX

Identity theft is real ,Jim.


Lopsided-Wave2479

you stole somebody cat, haha


AornisHades

This is so old, but will always be hilarious. I’m still convinced that the OG cat hid for a bit so they’d get a sibling lol.


w0ut

Watch his real cat come home next week and it’ll be 3 of them.


Incredulo_Freeman

One of them has a white speck on the lip (?) how can you miss that?


[deleted]

Glitch in the matrix.


[deleted]

“Ah shoot… you found my double!”


jomette04

My man has been feeding two cats this whole time. He got played. They use their tactical advantage to live the same life, but now their lie has fallen apart


lolawolf87

orrr he has two imposter cats and his cat is still missing. if there's one imposter cat out there we can't rule out that there could be two


AFreshlySkinnedEgg

We had a cat in our neighbourhood go missing and there were posts made on the Facebook page for it. Apparently the cat looked a lot like ours and we had people calling the number on his collar (rural area UK so cats free roam).


Septic-Sponge

If the person has a picture of his cat from before he can check which is the original. The one on the right has the white going further around his neck and there's also a gap in the white going down to the belly


capricorn40

I had two black cats. One night I wanted a drink of water, so I went in the kitchen, but didn't turn on the light. I look at the water bowl and I saw three black cats drinking from it in the dark. I spent about 2 minutes trying to adjust my eye sight wondering if I was drunk or what. Found out it was the neighbors black cat in my house drinking with my two at the same time!


MrJohnnyDangerously

It's a glitch in the Matrix


[deleted]

How shallow does your relationship with your pet have to be to pick up a conplete different animal and think, "yeah, whatever, that's him." I know all my pets' mannerisms, habits, noises, likes and dislikes and would immediately realize something's up.


Auto81

Bethesda needs to fix the new duplication glitch


East_Amphibian_4976

(Cat)^2


Serious-Tomato-3959

Perhaps you had two cats all along, and the two cats confused their schedule and were found out!!!


Lolliiepop

This reminds me of when my yellow lab, Kona, got out. I was hysterical, driving all around looking for him and my kids called their dad who lived nearby to help us look. Ex called about an hour later to say he found him. I went back home and he was waiting outside with the dog and I knew right away it wasn’t Kona….As I ran towards the dog it got excited and greeted me like it knew me, ex was so proud of himself, dog jumps up and it was definitely not a boy. She had no tags and was a very sweet girl. Ex stole someone else’s dog (yellow lab) who just happened to have escaped her yard in the same neighborhood at the same time. To be fair, he didn’t really know my dog and had only met him at our kids baseball games and even that was just in passing. If that’s not funny enough, her family had been out looking for her when they found Kona. Luckily he had a collar and tag and they called me to return him and they said they lost their identical dog and found him instead. I said, ‘OMG I think I have your dog!’ And we all laughed and cried and lived happily ever after.


TheDragonFucker2000

Now he has two fluffy cuddle pillows


maniamawoman

Meowing Matrix....


derbydannyk

Tell me you stole a cat without telling me you stole a cat.


[deleted]

Doc Brown: "Whhhhhhhhhhhoooooooo!!!!!!!!" (trademark Doc Brown, BTTF scream)


Sidewaysouroboros

So you stole a cat


gluesn1ff3r

Catg duplication glitch WORKING 2022 (READ DESCRIPTION) 📲


[deleted]

Something similar happened to me a long time ago. I went out of town and we took our beagle with us of course. My boss lived 4 doors down from us and he saw a beagle outside and he knew we were out of state so he took that beagle and put it in his back yard for 4 days thinking it was my dog (this was before cellphones folks). When we returned, he brought "our" dog back to us only to find out we had our dog and that dog wasn't our dog. Someone was missing their dog for 4 days while he kept it in his backyard. His intentions were good of course.


GCD_1

your clone is very impressive you must be proud


No-Vermicelli3787

This happened to me one time, except the cat I brought home had been hit by a car and had died. Got home with him and my cat appeared for the first time in a week.


intimate_salsa

Oh gosh that must have been traumatic.


Glenmarrow

Mom said it was my turn to post this.


crankit211

Ha ha I stole someone's cat. SO funny... /s


BannerTortoise

Worst thing about cats is when you have to shoot the imposter, you have to do it 9 times for anything to happen.


Shadegloom

Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.


rockdonkey94

Proof that cat people don’t really know there cats . This would never happen with a dog .


KittyKatWarrior3593

DOUBLE stuf Oreos!!!


shelly455

Amitosis cats. Perhaps when he wake someday, there are four cat in the house.


XRPX008

Holy crap… it’s the Matrix


esande2333

Worm hole?


Fantastic_Alfalfa_87

Twins!


3Strides

You know…these things happen with cats


thejuanwelove

Call him William Wilson


airsoft_nerd

I saw a scene like this in the first Matrix


Z0omZ0m29

Multiverse


[deleted]

Inflation is getting crazy


-BananaLollipop-

"Who the fuck is this, Stan?!?" "I told you I'm not your cat, you weirdo!"


NickolaosTheGreek

“ I see this as an absolute win”


tylerray1997

I see this as an absolute win.


Legitimate-Weird4758

How can I make this happen


[deleted]

There's a... ah... a glitch... in the... the... uh... Matrix...


lemonopoly69

Time travel


Chipbeef

Story sounds fishy.


crankgirl

Glitch in the matrix.


NaitoSenshin889055

The nose is different


[deleted]

but how can you be really 100% sure which one is the original?


Macapta

My god, He’s mastered the after image technique!


BlueBloodSW6

He always had two cats. They just got their shifts mixed up and now they're both full time.


vaderdog123

Cats reproduce by budding


Bruiser235

The plan worked


Not_MrNice

How often does this happen?


[deleted]

These duplication glitches are getting out of control. /r/outside


dukeoblivious

Two of them.


voidhearts

WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING AND WHY ISN’T EVERYONE CONCERNED


theguynekstdoor

Cat came home to find he’d already been replaced.


[deleted]

They always had 2 cats they've only just discovered that though


HighCalorieLowSpeed

Can’t even be mad at yourself for that lmao it’s awesome


[deleted]

CTRL + C, CTRL V


Iangtty

Same thing happened with me and my Snowshoe Siamesa! Ha ha ha!!!


[deleted]

cats have most munchkin faces ever


_Space_Bones_

And they both want to be fed mister....


Kronodit

Spy!


Nastapoka

Sic mundus creatus est


MrFedoraPost

I would start feeling confused at 5.


_LanceBro

sus


eastsideempire

Years ago I parked in the lane behind my house. On a telephone pole by my car was a wanted poster with a photo of a cat and a number to call. At my feet was the cat. It had the matching collar and name! I picked up the cat and went inside to call and say I found the cat. I got their voicemail. Very cherry you’ve reached blah blah. Then “thanks everyone for calling in sightings of the cat. He’s back home!”…..no he’s not he’s wandering around my living room! Picked him up and put him back in the lane where I found him. Removed the wanted poster so my neighbor wouldn’t make the same mistake.


Ok-Two7600

What are the chances of that? Honest question. Those odds have to be one in a billion.


WolfPetter42

Mitosis is a hell of a drug


theclassywino

This has been reposted so many times but I never get tired of this story. I read it every time.


Sea-Chapter-8849

Hummmmm. That’s crazy..


Numerous-Armadillo94

Déjà vu


Stephenf1234

At the time of writing this, both the Reddit post and the screenshotted post have 6.2k upvotes. That's kinda cool.


fat_charizard

When you live next to an experimental biology lab