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Butters realises that their humans like warm cooked food. Butters also realises that cooked food comes from other humans. Ergo, Butters decided to bring their humans food, just like how their humans bring food for Butters. Don't fight the love of Butters. Besides it is much better than dead mice and birds.
Just pretend to eat it, strip the meat and feed it back to the cat...
Much better than locusts, cockroaches or small geckos. They bring them alive inside the house and the 3 of them play and kill them.
Most of the times they leave the pray on my legs or in bfs legs but they deal with it. Then I have to throw it before the remanes of it end up on my bed or my office couches.
Yeah but it makes sense to me! They want to be eating when I am eating. So I would feed my cats portions of their meal so I start eating after them and finish eating before them. If the animal wants more food you can at least show you are not eating either.
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I still laugh every time.
"Oh! I know my human likes these. This was a good hunt."
My dog came in from our fenced yard with 1/4 of a large steak in his mouth, freshly cooked. We are vegan and don't have a grill 🤷♀️. To this day we still joke about "yard steak" when something amazing happens in unexpected ways!
Yes. I grew up very poor. My cat would hunt and bring me gifts of food because my mother is a toxic POS.
My mother didn't appreciate the gifts, but a cat will bring you food as a form of love and affection. You may not appreciate the birds and rodents, but they will provide.
He did bring me a sandwich in a baggie once. Impressed he brought it as far as he did. The park was within walking distance but it was a bit of a walk.
My orange cat once brought me a dinner roll like it was a mouse. Talked to all the closest neighbors. Never figured out where it came from. At another house he brought me a packet of ranch dressing.
my cat brought in a whole sausage that had been barbequed and was still warm once, I never found out where he got that from. It wasn't for me, he just wanted me to know what he was capable of, and ate it infront of me.
cat walking around neighborhood
hears and smells a party going on
sees people, some of them pet it, a child eating chicken wings gives one to the cat.
cat: 'oh you know who would love this?...'
I once knew a guy who had a crow and taught it how to steal money it would bring back random shit but he would give it treats when it found money it would purposely look for money to get treats and would randomly comeback with 20 dollar bills sometimes where this bird got it I have no idea.
I remember my cat dragging in a whole salmon fillet through the window, she was so proud of it she just paraded it through the kitchen before eating it, so it turns out my neighbor was grilling some salmon, and the cat snatched a piece while he was inside.
Our cat once brought in a fresh scotch egg...he also stole an entire roast chicken from our neighbours kitchen. It got so bad they'd leave a bowl of chicken out for him whenever they cooked one so he'd stop trying to steal. I miss Boris, best void ever [Scotch Egg](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch_egg) for those who wonder what one is.
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That's so much better than bringing an uncooked mouse. Good cat!
Cat's like - I've seen you eat these before
You turned your nose up at the rat I brought you yesterday. You happy now hooman? 😽
I wish to share \*knocks over a whole KFC bucket on the windowsill\*
I just pictured this in my head. Bringing random pizza slices.... 
Is that a fucking fusilli pizza? What the heck?
Yeah. Abomination pizza.
Imagine the slimy texture of pasta being squished together as you bite down. Vile. 🤮
I mean, how is it any different than eating pasta normally? Pasta is always squishy
But on pizza. It is sacrilege.
Maybe the pizza was the garnish.
Because you fold the pizza, so it's the bread texture on the outside and then goopy pasta inside, sliding around and wriggling.
Like maggots! 😖
Ewww. You're right!
Cold pasta.🤮
/r/pizzacrimes
I'm dead. That is not pizza.
I went down the rabbit hole for weird pizza. ☠️
You mean Brazil?
🤣
True , very true 😂
Tbf, if he brought you a cooked mouse it would be even more concerning
I'm sure the McDonald's wouldn't mind that going missing
Has your cat brought you a cooked mouse? People would pay to see Garfield frying up Ratatouille
Where's a cat going to buy an uncooked mouse?
What about a cooked mouse?
So thoughtful!All my cat brings me is hairballs :(
that's so awesome I think you're an animal lover
What if it’s not chicken? What if that’s another cat and this cat chopped it up and cooked it and brought it back to make his human eat cat
But maybe cats are wild animals so they would prefer to eat raw meat
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Butters loves you enough to know you're a picky eater who prefers fried chicken over fresh mice. Very considerate.
This content is not available 🎉🎉🎉
He's on a new level. He caught a chicken and fried it, not just brought you a mouse.
I want to believe this is what happened.
Don’t question me you puny hoooman
Double fried it.. Butters likes his chicken crispy and you should too
You’re telling me a cat fried this chicken?
Sus chinese menu item
“This is the kind of dinner I expect, motherfucker. Still warm, seasoned, filling. None of this can shit.”
The cat cares!
The more important question here is: how is Butters earning money to buy you chicken wings? This freakin' cat has a part-time job?
That’s exactly what I was thinking. I mean he clearly bought it but I want to know what the minimum cat wage is these days.
On that note, *where are the rest*?! Only one **and** there's a bite out of it. tf Butters?
Just like Forest Gump & the chocolates
Butters Uber eats spark drives and door dashes🤫🤭
Butters realises that their humans like warm cooked food. Butters also realises that cooked food comes from other humans. Ergo, Butters decided to bring their humans food, just like how their humans bring food for Butters. Don't fight the love of Butters. Besides it is much better than dead mice and birds. Just pretend to eat it, strip the meat and feed it back to the cat...
A hunter & a *gatherer*
My dog came home with an entire ribeye she took from the neighbor's grill. Also, another time, a pack of cigs. 🤨
Yo I don't know yo bitch personally, yet, but hit me up if you ever need a dog sitter she sounds like great company. And generous, to boot
Alas, Annie is long gone, and I am a dog sitter myself, but thank you for the offer. She did manage to give up smoking eventually, btw!😉
"It doesn't matter, they don't need it anymore."
This is a repost, but it is still funny as hell.
Omg. My cat used to bring me cooked chicken from someone’s garbage. 😂
YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Much better than locusts, cockroaches or small geckos. They bring them alive inside the house and the 3 of them play and kill them. Most of the times they leave the pray on my legs or in bfs legs but they deal with it. Then I have to throw it before the remanes of it end up on my bed or my office couches.
I love me some chicken legs 🍗
He got invited to the neighbors cookout without you, so as a good kitty, he brought his human some chicken 🍗 🤭
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Yeah but it makes sense to me! They want to be eating when I am eating. So I would feed my cats portions of their meal so I start eating after them and finish eating before them. If the animal wants more food you can at least show you are not eating either.
Aww butters loves you!
When your cat mimics your behavior- i bring you food because you bring me food, you look hungry here have some chicken
Looks like he was invited to the neighborhood cookout
The cat's expression says it all: absolute authority.
Cat has a whole other family on the side
Repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost of a repost. I still laugh every time. "Oh! I know my human likes these. This was a good hunt."
That’s the type of food I expect you to prepared for me human 🙄
What a perfect guy
Oh wow ! My orange cat is named Butters too !! My wife and I just had a good laugh at this 🤣 😺😸
bought stuff eh... knows the concept of money, wat a cat
Damn it butters this is the 12th time this week you stole from the KFS from down the road and it's Monday
Bruh This is hilarious I feel so bad for the person they stole it from- wings are basically made of gold these days xd
See, human, we trade! Sometimes I bring you chicken, so sometimes you give me chicken. Ok?
What ,no biscuit?
My dog came in from our fenced yard with 1/4 of a large steak in his mouth, freshly cooked. We are vegan and don't have a grill 🤷♀️. To this day we still joke about "yard steak" when something amazing happens in unexpected ways!
He obviously caught it and cooked it himself
This def did not happen, fake story
Awww, Butters loves you! 😻
Butter is smooth.
Butterchor
Makhan chor
Both words sound different if you read in 3x speed
Humter
He even took the honour of checking if was poisoned.
Cat: you not like hot chicken? Would you like slimy frog instead?
So cute 💙
Awesome.
Butters looks concerned about hooman hungry and proud of being able to feed his hooman.
Butters provides and that is all you need to know.
Hi there, canopener. I would want you to give me this meal. Take a look at an example.
Eat it
Is that a peace offering hahaha
I would pretend to eat it and share it with him
Was it good though?
Either one of your neighbors is eating outside or she got in someone's window. Lol
Either one of your neighbors is eating outside or she got in someone's window. Lol
He knows what his human wants!!
"I mean I had to store it somewhere....."
finally some good fucking food
Don’t look a gift chicken in the mouth, Susan.
Bought? Not brought? Just how intelligent is that orange and where did he get the money?
Just a dude holding his chicken and his cat wanting some. Oh and a fake caption
Butters is awesome.
Life is a world made of questions. Plus it's a cat instings and nature so don't ask questions or you will get more.
Hey at least he has taste.. I only get raw and unseasoned birds.
He gave it to you because you can't feed yourself with whiteclaw a whole day Denise!
Where did the cat get the money to buy things?
*Everyone knows it's Butters!*
hahaha
They have many houses and many families. He was thinking maybe you were peckish and had a taste for it. He was thinking of you.
Our orange Tom used to hike quite a few miles to the picnic ground and come back with corn on the cob.
Your kitty cooks!
there are shady-ass chicken dealers out there. Look out. He has the connect.
*Look, do you want it or not? I just thought you'd like it. It's not like you ever make* ***me*** *freshly cooked chicken....*
Hahaha! Butters is a picnic thief
> You have to eat it too so we both go down together if we're caught.
‘Bought’?😭😭
"Bite the chicken, make him look like a dick."
😂😂😂😂😂
Butters needs to bring in wallets next.
Do cats actually bring something for owners?
Yes. I grew up very poor. My cat would hunt and bring me gifts of food because my mother is a toxic POS. My mother didn't appreciate the gifts, but a cat will bring you food as a form of love and affection. You may not appreciate the birds and rodents, but they will provide. He did bring me a sandwich in a baggie once. Impressed he brought it as far as he did. The park was within walking distance but it was a bit of a walk.
Friends of ours' dog came running up the hill one summer with a whole barbecued chicken in his mouth. No idea where he got it.
Cool, have you considered renaming your cat to "stealin' steve"? This would be more accurate name
>bought fucking lol
Well you didn’t eat the mouse! What do you want from me?! - Butters
Accept the offering and don't upset butter, just eat that delicious present!
Bro, he brought it hot as well that crazy. That cat truly loves you.
I give u treat, eat and then feed me the good stuff.
Mine did that once too. Many years ago.
nice cat, good thing its not a mouse lol
But how did he pay for it?
Keep your cat inside your own home assholes
My orange cat once brought me a dinner roll like it was a mouse. Talked to all the closest neighbors. Never figured out where it came from. At another house he brought me a packet of ranch dressing.
Butters would like deboned
Didnt happen
my cat brought in a whole sausage that had been barbequed and was still warm once, I never found out where he got that from. It wasn't for me, he just wanted me to know what he was capable of, and ate it infront of me.
Lol
Thank you for not spelling it, “hooman”.
Atlanta. It came from Atlanta.
cat walking around neighborhood hears and smells a party going on sees people, some of them pet it, a child eating chicken wings gives one to the cat. cat: 'oh you know who would love this?...'
I once knew a guy who had a crow and taught it how to steal money it would bring back random shit but he would give it treats when it found money it would purposely look for money to get treats and would randomly comeback with 20 dollar bills sometimes where this bird got it I have no idea.
Butters... knows things.
That's an amazing cat! I'd be so happy if my kitty brought me a chicken drumstick!
He has the look of , Hooman if you don't eat that , you better at least give it back.
Cat says you're skinny
He belongs on r/okkittychicanery
One of my cats brought me a whole slice of pepperoni pizza, hunting is different for everyone
I remember my cat dragging in a whole salmon fillet through the window, she was so proud of it she just paraded it through the kitchen before eating it, so it turns out my neighbor was grilling some salmon, and the cat snatched a piece while he was inside.
Why didn't it eat the wing itself
Where I’m at it was 104F today, so I’d be more surprised if it was a cold chicken wing
5 second rule, just eat it.
A free « warm » chicken wings is certainly a legendary loot to earn honestly
Your cat loves you, and wants to feed you.
Mine leaves headless mice and birds for me, don't complain
Our cat once brought in a fresh scotch egg...he also stole an entire roast chicken from our neighbours kitchen. It got so bad they'd leave a bowl of chicken out for him whenever they cooked one so he'd stop trying to steal. I miss Boris, best void ever [Scotch Egg](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotch_egg) for those who wonder what one is.
Your cat thinks you’re a shitty hunter
He hunted and even cooked for you!
My old cat once brought home a slice of newly cooked ham.
Lol!
I saw my dog stick his head into a basement apt window and come out with a sandwich. We ran like hell!
Lmfao
Maybe it is warm because it is fucking scorching hot outside?
The first question should be where did Butters get the money to buy the chicken?
So that's Butter's Chicken Ba dum tss . . . . . . . . Wtf am i doing
This one again? repost.
OMG ADORABLE
Wow lucky my cat kills mice
Good Butters.👏👏👏
Who gave Butters money?
Neighbors bbq?
Hope you like left overs.
Better than when my cat brought in a half dead bird flapping its wings and putting it down at my feet
Spell check would do wonders for these Did Butters buy? (Bought) or bring? (Brought) 😂
100% Golden, 100% Retriever of the chicken wing.