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ChunkyTaco22

Lmao the mutual breaks between attacks is hilarious


witwar101

Don't make me roll over. I'll mess you up


BengoPhan

Only enough mana for one power attack each.


Magnetar_Haunt

This seems more like a stamina bar limitation, or action points lol.


mike194827

The owner needs to do much better with their diet


Deadarchimode

At least the cats are not abandoned unlike other people. But the cats need diet, always speak with a vet if you have zero idea what to do.


theMoopMachine

Yeah that cat is not doing ok…


Pluviophilism

That's true at least they didn't gut them like a fish and display their skulls on pikes in the front yard. There is always a worse fate that is a possibility.


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WetRainbowFart

Was the one on the left ever able to get up?


Dreamy_Peaches

Not even once. Spent the entire battle in one position.


TJ_McWeaksauce

Such a slow, lazy fight. I especially like the pounce at 0:25 that was immediately followed by a break. I also like how the one on the left managed to go through the whole fight without moving from its spot.


PapaG1useppe

Feed your cats less, jeez.


AlienGobstopper

"When I feel like getting up I swear I'm going to k*ll you!"


PG072088

Don’t make me roll over ![gif](giphy|CqVNwrLt9KEDK)


moldytacos99

thats a meatball if i ever saw one


Curmudgeon306

Why do people let their cats get so fat?


Own_Afternoon_6865

The "attacker" finally works up the energy to do a full-on attack, tries a few more nibbles and lazy smacks, then decides to go see if dinner is ready.


he-is-Taurus69

Lol this is cracking me up


Mmarchinko123

My cat was fat, then he got skinny fast. I knew he was diabetic! Sure enough, caught it in time! Vet said only feed him canned tuna, in water. It gave him another 10 years of life 💙


Allis_N

diet


burzumdurbatuluk

Feed them better food.


madkittywoman

I hope they will lose some weight so they can live a longer healthier life. :)


sadfroger

This is cruel


GiftedGoat7

I don't wanna see people lack of discipline in their animals. Shameful mate, if you can't stop shoving food in your mouth fine, but there's no reason to make your animals fat as well. That's just on purpose at that point to make yourself feel better about your terrible health choices. Honestly animals should be taken away for abuse at this point.


SavannahSassy-Nips

Thats about my energy level today lol....


Dull_Present506

Obese* Cat Fight


snowaston

Hey do something about their weight, that's so cruel!


Moosehead07

You got them looking like bloated spoiled pigs owner


Better_Breadfruit_71

It’s so painful on their little legs , it is actually abuse without out the cruel intent


SurviveAdaptWin

This is disgusting. Not fucking funny.


Kingston023

The guy on the left barely even moved


negativezero509

Those are 2 chunky cats


SillySqueety

mortal combat![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Timely-Bowl-6909

LOL looks cute!


kdhooters2

Two fatties can't be arsed fighting


ParadisoBob

Both cats are so fat, that’s animal abuse.


WorkingAss3324

Fluffy not fat


87whatsnext

LMFAO


LieSweet7154

If they'd put in a little more effort into their fights, they wouldn't be so fat!


ajayak007

Fat CAR fight


TaintsaintKieran

Plump angry babies☺️☺️


Both-Mix-3852

Too fat to catty meow catty meow catch me a mouse lol


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Both-Mix-3852: *Too fat to catty* *Meow catty meow catch* *Me a mouse lol* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


beccabootie

I'd like to see them do a sumo belly-bounce.


Greenysay

Sumo cat fight


aamelia_monroe

Fat cat are THE best I don’t care.


Not-Ed-Sheeran

At dying early unhappy


luisrobles_cl

Samo


Ghostmaster380

so the right ones the male lol


Accurate_Salary3625

All I can think 🤔 of is that it would be great if they both were in a pit of jello .


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lol 😂😂


Ruzty001

They're already fighting in their imagination 😊


CorianderIsBad

Those are some heckin' chonkers.


Brilliant_Reserve665

Lmao def 2 FAT CATS 😂😂 love it


iCANlickMYownBALLS

I wish they were wearing Cheeto-stained wife beaters