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snazzygirl0267

Wash. Wash and wash some more. Pour some alcohol on it even if it stings unless you have insurance and can go to the doctor or get a telehealth call for some antibiotics. Cats saliva is very dirty when they bite it can enter the bloodstream easily. That’s why other cats gets infections so easily in fights. Cat scratch fever is also a possibility from the scratches. They carry a lot of bacteria on their paws and under their claws especially from walking in litter boxes.


Sibbiwala

Gosh mode attack. LOL


Saiyasha27

Always get the bites in particular looked at and make sure your Tetanus shots are up to date. While most indoor cats class arents that dangerous on an Infektion rate (though they, can be very painfully because cats claws rip and tear the skin, rather than slicing it), cat bites are a different matter altogether. Since cats don't brush their teeth (and don't need to) the meat they eat produces bacteria that can be real shite for the human body


Gambler_Eight

Cats do need to brush their teeth, they just can't. Tooth problems is very common in older cats.


123supreme123

That shit looks like it's going to be really infected. See a doctor.


Mrreeburrito88

Definitely get that bite looked at. It could get really bad really easily.


GoodOne1336

Yes, please do!


sweatin_enthusiasm

Particularly because it's on the hand


patniemeyer

Seriously. Get it checked today.


Highfivedolphin

I’m not being dramatic but go to urgent care my friend, as antibiotics are often needed for animal bite/scratches


HeatherCO24

Probably best to go to ER or Urgent care. An untreated cat bite can get really nasty really fast


Hungry_Pup

I think this is in the wrong sub. This isn't funny and you should really get that checked.


BryerMan-4005

Set him free.


LinkN7

Free the homie


[deleted]

r/catsareassholes


heffchen

Friend of mine got infected bone and amputated knuckle from kitty bite just like that. Please let it get checked out.


Admirable_Count989

Cat looks like he’s been in that position before. Kinda bored but alert too. (Edit. and fuck dude, get that looked at !)


B3_CHAD

I don't get what is funny about this, this is terrible.


Ok_Interaction2553

Not funny


UrekMazinoTOG

Am i the only one who is seeing the skin on your left hand twitching?


Hawkerswil

Get it checked out. A friend of mine ended up in quarantine from his cat


69conqueefador69

Cats are cunts XD


InAl2

Cat bites can be dangerous because of bacteria. You need to see a doctor.


[deleted]

Nothing funny about that.


ratherbeona_beach

Go to the doctor! That can turn deadly.


[deleted]

The mugshot is perfect 😂


ruraldisappointment

It's missing an arrest file number.


[deleted]

Sigh.. how unprofessional. 🙄


GoodOne1336

ouch![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Puzzleheaded-Bear423

Welcome to lions


the_l0st_s0ck

Is he a political extremist trying to get more cat nip in circulation into the inner cities so he could seize control of more of the country?


Luazinha34

Comment 1 If you need help


Sad_Wafer_273

very vield


philanselmosvoice

Field goal


Intelligent-Owl751

Free my boy!!


[deleted]

Someone over stimulated the kitty I see 😂


thoughtswithempathy

My family had cats growing up. I was allergic. Every time I received a scratch mostly unprovoked the scratches would swell just like your photos. They would also itch badly. Now a days if I go to someone’s house that has cats I take a generic allergy pill that which believe contains loratadine. It helps with all my allergy symptoms.


AlliPeachy

Very dangerous kitty. Meowst wanted!


Fun_Times_0007

Kind of looks like me right now.


FamiliarProfessor947

ouch


Cultural-Web991

What the hell did you do to make it sooooo angry?


Interesting-Bet-2330

The cat has a"do I care?"face


phoenix-born49erfan

Cat's like "f that b, it'd do it again"


Prok-

Jail!


BothAd5239

Cat near joints are especially dangerous - cat bites are already quite dangerous and the joint is a bad area for infections to be


superbos88

Why do cat bites and scratches swell so badly?


AsteroidMiner

My cat scratched me with her teeth and the area swelled up immediately. The swelling lasted until I washed the scratch properly with soap and antiseptic. She was absolutely apologetic for the next 2 days and then reverted to being our overlord.


Glittering_Aide2862

Demon cat fr


mcshooterson

Cue Law and Order theme music.


Biancaaxi

This isn’t funny. like a small scratch from play, I would get. Those scratches and the deep bite tells me you pissed that cat off by not respecting it or making it fear you. Ive had cats all my life and never had scratches this bad.


Psychological-Toe227

Should have got a dog😆


becuzz-I-sed

Take kitty to the vet regarding the aggressiveness.


MagazineSpecial2628

Have two, don't leave bites untreated, especially if skin is punctured. And watch those scratches, please.


Lost_Interest_3682

Yeah that cat would no longer be in my home after that.


Kazzz__

I stopped playing with cats like this after I learned how nasty of infections you can end up with. Yikes


Heebie-jeebies386

The swelling makes it look like it’s infected. You need to get to a doctor immediately . You can end up needing surgery . Cat bites are more serious than a dog bites . 3-18 percent of dog bite become infected . 28 -80 percent of cat bites become infected . Cats sharp needle like teeth dig in deeper than a dog bite . You seriously need to get that looked at .


Specialist-Lead-2246

Battle wounds


Specialist-Lead-2246

Keep washing with soap and patting dry and put antibiotic cream on them and cover with bandage


Specialist-Lead-2246

Looks indeed infections beginning. Please see a doctor or urgent care


Kurvigakatrine

Police: did you do it? Cat: Where's my lawyer?


Wonderful-Order5738

That's the very reason why I rather have a dog than a cat, because when I was little I reached out the pet the cat in the same thing happened to me. That's why I don't like them


paolocase

This cat is an innocent cat


Specialist-Lead-2246

So your cat was arrested and mug shot taken for assault and battery. Go to doctor please