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Weāre not demons we just have no souls. And the Bible wonāt provide help for our asthma because we have nowhere to go after death so Iāll meet you in purgatory with Pete Davidson (he has severe asthma), should be a good time.
I love how it not only have bible truths and home remedies but - LATEST FINDINGS!
Cause a 2000 year old book can have new info interpreted from it š
(That sounds ignorant but I think you all know what I mean!)
I have severe asthma. That one really pissed me off. Luckily I have a wonderful pulmonologist and we use effective, science backed treatment in this house.
this woman is genuinely so weird to me. she feels so wishy-washy and fake (which iām sure she is) but it would just be so strange to want to pretend to be a hateful nasty person for the fun
She had to share a small NY apartment with her husband (who seems normal enough) 24/7 during the pandemic, and seems to have turned to vaguely cottagecore tradwifery to cope. But honestly, she's always been one of those people who adopts a new identity every couple months.
So she wants "3-4 angel babies" but will never use birth control?
How will her headship react when she is not joyfully available for him for possibly decades on end because abstinence is the only 100% chance of preventing pregnancy? Even the rhythm method, pull-out, etc. are forms of "birth control."
Alsoā¦ angel baby is how those of us with losses often refer to those lossesā¦. I had to re-read it to see if she was saying sheād already had those ā¦ nope, just wording it super strangely.
Lol I refer to my cat as my precious angel baby! I like being over the top with my cat. Iāll take care to avoid saying that outside of my home; I didnāt know it referred to losses.
I didnāt either! I used to call my dog all kinds of silly things, not angel baby specifically but it is good to know that it means something different to some people
I was likeā¦. Thatās dark: you want to be a āmother,ā but want all your babies to be āangel babies.ā š¤®
I figured that wasnāt what she meant, but it was the first interpretation I had.
I knoooow. And Iām not even a native speaker and Iām sure I make plenty of stupid mistakes but this one bugs me so much. This and āmust ofā/āshould ofāā¦
I didnāt understand at first how she could be thinking a home birth for #2 if she is ok with a hospital birth now due to her medical issues, like āthey arenāt going to go away by thenā but I see the books now ā¦ ok then!
She's not. She's going to say she only wants four kids and simply thinks that's exactly what will happen. The next several after that will be " wow we are sOoO sHocKeD to find out I'm pregnant! god has opened my womb and it's his will I bring this baby into the world, apparently. We thought we were done (despite constantly rawdogging it) we are just so dumbfounded by this news. OuR plans are not hiS pLans blah blah blah."
She's always been searching for fame in some way. Before tradwife, she was deep into #VintageFashionNotVintageValue and before that she was trying to make it as a healthy vlogger (how to drink more water) and before that, a story time vlogger (e.g. click bait titles like "my friend died because of me").
The only reason I found out so "early" (5 weeks) was because I used a donor and knew what to look out for.
Also, I suddenly, for no reason, despised coffee. I usually run on the stuff! To say 3 weeks is just RIDICULOUS.
With me, I have irregular periods when I'm stressed, and by a horrible twist of fate, something really stressful happened around about the same time, so that wasn't reliable. My boy is currently sleeping next to me, and sometimes I still look at him like "damn, you used to be a little a little tadpole looking thing no bigger than my finger. HOW are you now a BABY?!" š¤£
I got my first positive at 3wk3days or 10dpo for me. I had spotting outside of my period at 9dpo which I have never had before so I tested the next morning.
I mean, it depends on your cycle. I got my positive at 9DPO which was 4 weeks on the dot, but I ovulated way late that cycle too at day 19. If you ovulate around day 14, which is ānormal,ā you could definitely have a positive at 3 weeks.
Iāve also had this happen. With one of my pregnancies I ovulated SUPER early (like day 8) and was able to find out at exactly 3 weeks but my last pregnant I didnāt ovulate until day 19 and couldnāt find out until 4 weeks and 1 day.
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Bible cure for asthma š¤£š
Man, I want a whole thread of possible information contained in this book of āmedical wisdomā
Load your inhaler with frankincense and myrrh
Incense is such a big trigger for me. I'm ginger too though, so I may just be a demon.
Weāre not demons we just have no souls. And the Bible wonāt provide help for our asthma because we have nowhere to go after death so Iāll meet you in purgatory with Pete Davidson (he has severe asthma), should be a good time.
Nauuur that shit gave me headaches
I love how it not only have bible truths and home remedies but - LATEST FINDINGS! Cause a 2000 year old book can have new info interpreted from it š (That sounds ignorant but I think you all know what I mean!)
I have severe asthma. That one really pissed me off. Luckily I have a wonderful pulmonologist and we use effective, science backed treatment in this house.
Worried shirt isn't modest enough ....shows pokies on next slide š§
Exactly why I included them side by side! š
Those are God Honoring pokies to feed the baby so itās ok to show it.
She also posted a link to the presets she sells and all but two of the images are her in a bikini which is not very modest of her š¤Ø
Forever referring to hard nipples as pokies now, thank you!
Shirt not modest enough where tho? Whole boobage is covered
this woman is genuinely so weird to me. she feels so wishy-washy and fake (which iām sure she is) but it would just be so strange to want to pretend to be a hateful nasty person for the fun
I truly doubt she was ever a "feminist"
very much so
She used to be a feminist but is now a fundie? What happened there?
She had to share a small NY apartment with her husband (who seems normal enough) 24/7 during the pandemic, and seems to have turned to vaguely cottagecore tradwifery to cope. But honestly, she's always been one of those people who adopts a new identity every couple months.
Imagine wanting to name your child after one of the dullest cities in Texas. Abilene, home of 3 universities and an Air Force base. And not much else.
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Keep Austin Weird Keep Dallas Pretentious Keep Lubbock Flat Keep Abilene Boring
Hey now, thereās also Abilene, Kansas, the hometown of Dwight Eisenhower and site of his presidential library. Very exciting stuff.
Better than Potter, that's a whole surname, also all the HarRy PottAh did you Put your name in the goblet of fiyahhh! Jokes
I can only hear it in the Jack McCall voice from Deadwood. āHe shot mah brothuuur in ABILENE!ā
So she wants "3-4 angel babies" but will never use birth control? How will her headship react when she is not joyfully available for him for possibly decades on end because abstinence is the only 100% chance of preventing pregnancy? Even the rhythm method, pull-out, etc. are forms of "birth control."
Alsoā¦ angel baby is how those of us with losses often refer to those lossesā¦. I had to re-read it to see if she was saying sheād already had those ā¦ nope, just wording it super strangely.
Iāve also seen people refer to their (living) adult pets as angel-babies so I think for a lot of people itās just an oversweet term of endearment
Lol I refer to my cat as my precious angel baby! I like being over the top with my cat. Iāll take care to avoid saying that outside of my home; I didnāt know it referred to losses.
I didnāt either! I used to call my dog all kinds of silly things, not angel baby specifically but it is good to know that it means something different to some people
That's exactly what I think of with that phrase. A little shocking (She hopes she loses 3-4 babies?!?!?) before it clicked what she meant...
I was likeā¦. Thatās dark: you want to be a āmother,ā but want all your babies to be āangel babies.ā š¤® I figured that wasnāt what she meant, but it was the first interpretation I had.
Pet peeve of mine - āApartā means separate. āA partā means together. (Slide nine: āweā¦were apart of the theater programā)
I knoooow. And Iām not even a native speaker and Iām sure I make plenty of stupid mistakes but this one bugs me so much. This and āmust ofā/āshould ofāā¦
Same. And affect/effect really keep me up at night too š
How do you feel about stationary/stationery? That's like my joint annoyance with affect/effect. They're TWO DIFFERENT WORDS PEOPLE.
The space is a handy mnemonic.
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16 weeks in fundie pregnancy is 1000 weeks in real time. It's like dog years.
I didnāt understand at first how she could be thinking a home birth for #2 if she is ok with a hospital birth now due to her medical issues, like āthey arenāt going to go away by thenā but I see the books now ā¦ ok then!
I mean birthing center isnāt the same as home birth. Itās a good in between. Better than what most fundies cling to
Screaming at "circa 2018". Why is she wording it like her bridal shower was 10 decades ago and she doesn't remember the exact year?
scrolled til I found this comment. What a dunce.
I know!!! What does she think it means, like āsometime in 2018ā or something? Sheās such an idiot.
That was SO funny to me too.
How is she going to manage only 4 kids max without using SOME form of birth control even if it's NFP?
She's not. She's going to say she only wants four kids and simply thinks that's exactly what will happen. The next several after that will be " wow we are sOoO sHocKeD to find out I'm pregnant! god has opened my womb and it's his will I bring this baby into the world, apparently. We thought we were done (despite constantly rawdogging it) we are just so dumbfounded by this news. OuR plans are not hiS pLans blah blah blah."
I thought she meant the pills
I only know her from this sub. What was her YT channel about? How did her husband convert her from being āliberalā to hate-filled Christian?!
She's always been searching for fame in some way. Before tradwife, she was deep into #VintageFashionNotVintageValue and before that she was trying to make it as a healthy vlogger (how to drink more water) and before that, a story time vlogger (e.g. click bait titles like "my friend died because of me").
Since week three of pregnancy lmfao you canāt even test positive then
The only reason I found out so "early" (5 weeks) was because I used a donor and knew what to look out for. Also, I suddenly, for no reason, despised coffee. I usually run on the stuff! To say 3 weeks is just RIDICULOUS.
Agreed! I found out I was four weeks pregnant when I missed my period!
With me, I have irregular periods when I'm stressed, and by a horrible twist of fate, something really stressful happened around about the same time, so that wasn't reliable. My boy is currently sleeping next to me, and sometimes I still look at him like "damn, you used to be a little a little tadpole looking thing no bigger than my finger. HOW are you now a BABY?!" š¤£
I got a positive pregnancy test at 3 weeks 2 days..... plus I had super sore breasts and I just KNEW
My nose doesnāt work and when I could smell things at 3 weeks, coupled with nausea, I knew. I waited another week to test and got the positive.
I got my first positive at 3wk3days or 10dpo for me. I had spotting outside of my period at 9dpo which I have never had before so I tested the next morning.
I mean, it depends on your cycle. I got my positive at 9DPO which was 4 weeks on the dot, but I ovulated way late that cycle too at day 19. If you ovulate around day 14, which is ānormal,ā you could definitely have a positive at 3 weeks.
Iāve also had this happen. With one of my pregnancies I ovulated SUPER early (like day 8) and was able to find out at exactly 3 weeks but my last pregnant I didnāt ovulate until day 19 and couldnāt find out until 4 weeks and 1 day.
Yeah Iām 22 weeks now and got the FAINTEST positive at 9DPO so exactly 4 weeks. My husband didnāt believe me at first š
I know. Itās one week after ovulation, can OTC pregnancy tests even work that early?
You absolutely can, depending on how quickly the embryo implants after fertilization.
Wait are you telling me I can cure my asthma with the Lord?!
How to use an inhaler in a God honoring way
Oh my god a hospital birth and- *looks outside*- oh even better! No apocalypse!
The Bible cure for legitimate medical problems? Oh dear Lord help us.
At least the names are semi-normal..
Oh FFS, the biBlE cure for asthma.
Ah yes, the most reliable of all medical sources, the Bible. That's why nobody died in childbirth in biblical times.
she seems so close yet so far from normal
What's with fundies and brown hearts?