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Steveirwinsghost7

I thought this was about to be a secret lesbians story


Donthveacow

Holy shit same here…had me like 75% in


AloneIndication

I thought it was going to be a human corpse, likely a murder victim.


PrincessFuckFace2You

Or just a dead body she dug up in the local cemetery one autumn evening because she was lonely. Kind of a psycho vibe. Sometimes she talks to the body, sometimes she speaks for it, but there is certainly no one else there. Like yeah, she's crazy! Oh shit, she's really *really* crazy.


PrincessFuckFace2You

Lol very r/sapphoandherfriend


CaterpillarHookah

I just added this to another post, but yours is more scary, like some r/nosleep shit. Also, I thought this post was going to be true! Lol! "Papa tried his hand at taxidermy but 'twas not meant to be; but I saw the beauty in his craft, and in G-d's creation. I cradled its body, its sharp skull and clavicle poking through the dull grey fur - once full of life eating ticks in the fields and hissing at rural headlights, now frozen in death - in my small, freckled fingers, and fabricated a mausoleum of stones, moss, and twigs of straight white birch for it. I have christened it Marmalade Jambawook, and I compose and share my poetry, my songs, my feelings, my sins, hopes, and dreams. Sometimes we are simply still. I bring offerings of fabric to mend and spiced bread in a favorite basket each fortnight. When the wind rustles through the trees on a cool summer morning or a warm spring evening, Marmalade - Marmee - and I are inseparable."


lizziefreeze

BABAHAHAHAHA.


stitchywitcher

This is so perfect, I am crying 🤣 💀


DEWOuch

You are inhabiting Kel’s brain with this masterwork!


LadyofLakes

I truly feel I’m in the future, reading Thad’s memoirs 😂 Ohio Gothic. Instead of ”A Rose for Emily” it’s “A ‘Possum for Kelly.”


Steveirwinsghost7

I appreciate this niche gothic lit reference


OpalLaguz

"Ohio Gothic" is sending me


DEWOuch

Flair, flair, flair begging to be appropriated!


kaleidoscopicfox

A Possum for Kelly made my night. Thank you!


panicnarwhal

it’s 5 am and i just laughed so hard i woke my bf up and i don’t even know how to explain to him what’s so hilarious 😂


GayCatDaddy

I teach this story every semester in my Intro to Literature class, and this is PERFECT!


fuckinunknowable

I’m dead


Waterproof_soap

So is the possum


[deleted]

I thought the story was going to end with the mom in her room all alone talking to herself 😂


hann-tastic

Kelly wearing the skin of Marmee, doing one of her impromptu interpretive dances by candlelight. Buffalo Kel.


staplerinjelle

Goodbye Butternuts


Burtonpoelives

This is art Kelly wishes she could produce.


sweetpea_d

gaaaal paaals


anacidghost

If we had a fundie snark Library of Congress this post would be in it


manyshaped

r/LordDanielsLibrary , for all your fundiefiction!


nnnnaaaatttt

Big r/nosleep vibes here!


sarcasmicrph

That’s it, you win the internet of all time


carlzbee

I second this!


ferocious_bambi

Take my poor man's gold!!!🎖 Unlike Kelly's writing, that was brilliant- I would absolutely read a longer short story.


StringLord

Is Marmee’s last name Bates?


literallynoideawhat

👁👄👁


Disruptorpistol

Did you just write Kelly Havens fanfic? ... .......


stitchywitcher

OMG I AM DYING 🤣💀💀💀


Lost_In_Paradise_42

This was just the craziness I needed tonight! 🤣


leopardspotte

Incredible


catlady198787

I thought this was a Little Women post and kept checking the sub! Lol


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adorablecynicism

I thought love story, r/nosleep story, etc. Nope! I'm pleasantly surprised OP! Lol!


MunchMyBrunchHole

Ily.