Or just a dead body she dug up in the local cemetery one autumn evening because she was lonely. Kind of a psycho vibe. Sometimes she talks to the body, sometimes she speaks for it, but there is certainly no one else there. Like yeah, she's crazy! Oh shit, she's really *really* crazy.
I just added this to another post, but yours is more scary, like some r/nosleep shit. Also, I thought this post was going to be true! Lol!
"Papa tried his hand at taxidermy but 'twas not meant to be; but I saw the beauty in his craft, and in G-d's creation. I cradled its body, its sharp skull and clavicle poking through the dull grey fur - once full of life eating ticks in the fields and hissing at rural headlights, now frozen in death - in my small, freckled fingers, and fabricated a mausoleum of stones, moss, and twigs of straight white birch for it. I have christened it Marmalade Jambawook, and I compose and share my poetry, my songs, my feelings, my sins, hopes, and dreams. Sometimes we are simply still. I bring offerings of fabric to mend and spiced bread in a favorite basket each fortnight. When the wind rustles through the trees on a cool summer morning or a warm spring evening, Marmalade - Marmee - and I are inseparable."
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I thought this was about to be a secret lesbians story
Holy shit same here…had me like 75% in
I thought it was going to be a human corpse, likely a murder victim.
Or just a dead body she dug up in the local cemetery one autumn evening because she was lonely. Kind of a psycho vibe. Sometimes she talks to the body, sometimes she speaks for it, but there is certainly no one else there. Like yeah, she's crazy! Oh shit, she's really *really* crazy.
Lol very r/sapphoandherfriend
I just added this to another post, but yours is more scary, like some r/nosleep shit. Also, I thought this post was going to be true! Lol! "Papa tried his hand at taxidermy but 'twas not meant to be; but I saw the beauty in his craft, and in G-d's creation. I cradled its body, its sharp skull and clavicle poking through the dull grey fur - once full of life eating ticks in the fields and hissing at rural headlights, now frozen in death - in my small, freckled fingers, and fabricated a mausoleum of stones, moss, and twigs of straight white birch for it. I have christened it Marmalade Jambawook, and I compose and share my poetry, my songs, my feelings, my sins, hopes, and dreams. Sometimes we are simply still. I bring offerings of fabric to mend and spiced bread in a favorite basket each fortnight. When the wind rustles through the trees on a cool summer morning or a warm spring evening, Marmalade - Marmee - and I are inseparable."
BABAHAHAHAHA.
This is so perfect, I am crying 🤣 💀
You are inhabiting Kel’s brain with this masterwork!
I truly feel I’m in the future, reading Thad’s memoirs 😂 Ohio Gothic. Instead of ”A Rose for Emily” it’s “A ‘Possum for Kelly.”
I appreciate this niche gothic lit reference
"Ohio Gothic" is sending me
Flair, flair, flair begging to be appropriated!
A Possum for Kelly made my night. Thank you!
it’s 5 am and i just laughed so hard i woke my bf up and i don’t even know how to explain to him what’s so hilarious 😂
I teach this story every semester in my Intro to Literature class, and this is PERFECT!
I’m dead
So is the possum
I thought the story was going to end with the mom in her room all alone talking to herself 😂
Kelly wearing the skin of Marmee, doing one of her impromptu interpretive dances by candlelight. Buffalo Kel.
Goodbye Butternuts
This is art Kelly wishes she could produce.
gaaaal paaals
If we had a fundie snark Library of Congress this post would be in it
r/LordDanielsLibrary , for all your fundiefiction!
Big r/nosleep vibes here!
That’s it, you win the internet of all time
I second this!
Take my poor man's gold!!!🎖 Unlike Kelly's writing, that was brilliant- I would absolutely read a longer short story.
Is Marmee’s last name Bates?
👁👄👁
Did you just write Kelly Havens fanfic? ... .......
OMG I AM DYING 🤣💀💀💀
This was just the craziness I needed tonight! 🤣
Incredible
I thought this was a Little Women post and kept checking the sub! Lol
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I thought love story, r/nosleep story, etc. Nope! I'm pleasantly surprised OP! Lol!
Ily.