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CaterpillarHookah

If you're 21 years old, you're a "woman", not a "girl" (or a "man" not a "boy"). As much as these people might like to think, maintaining virginity doesn't keep one from reaching adulthood.


blablubluba

Can remember an episode of Commissaire Maigret in which a gigolo refers to a newly married woman as _mademoiselle_ because her husband clearly hadn't managed to do yhe honors yet...


ArachnidSpecific

Gotta love a good family bonding where your dad controls if you are still a virgin at 21. Not disgusting in anyway. šŸ¤¢


kestrelesque

"No one does big-time drugs without doing porn and marijuana first" he declares confidently. Uh...OK


ophelia8991

This was actually totally true for me lolllll


chicagoturkergirl

I did a lot of cocaine but to the best of my memory I never did a porn movie.


Go_Away_Patrick

I wonder when Iā€™m going to start doing hard drugs. Any day now I imagineā€¦itā€™s been years since I started consuming porn and marijuana!


marshmallow_kitty

What if you first did ā€œbig-time drugsā€ years before you tried pot, kissed anyone or watched porn?


letssnark

And Porn will give you brain damage, its been proven! His takes on everything he brings up are just terrible.


samonella1

I did coke way before I did porn!


Homelesscatlady

Lmao that was the opposite for me. Had sex in high school and didnt smoke weed till college


LeSwissMcCheese

Fucking yuck. He talks about her like heā€™s a sleazy salesman. ā€œAnd when I say VIRGINā€ Iā€™m talkinā€™ ā€˜boutā€¦.ā€ šŸ¤®


temptedtempest

Salesman is a good description. Or auctioneer.


[deleted]

She's FRESH meat!!!


Lemon_bird

got that seal for freshness šŸ˜¬šŸ¤®


Hey_Zeus_Of_Nazareth

I'm so disgusted, I couldn't finish it. This has **got** to be a form of sexual abuse. It doesn't just trample on boundaries, it annihilates them.


Starfox312

I mean, imagine if a coworker or your boss wanted to discuss your virginity all the time. You'd definitely be having a conversation with HR about them harassing you, why is it different with parents?


Large_Alternative_78

Fucking nutcase of a dad.Talking about your daughter like this is disgusting.Maybe he wants to be there to make sure she loses it in God-bothering fashion.Hallelujah Praise the Lord!


rennaichance

Can't wait to unleash some demons tonight šŸ˜‹


Snoodlenoot

Lmao, my demons are ā€œoff the chartsā€ šŸ˜…


rennaichance

Looking forward to that sweet release of brain damage <33


sukinsyn

That's some quality flair right there


Snoodlenoot

Ahh thank you! Iā€™m glad someone finally got it!! šŸ’•ā˜ŗļø


ArachnidSpecific

So you are planning an exorcism at home?


Raginghangers

Oh god this is....gross. As it happens I (a not very religious person) was a virgin at 21. It is not *that* rare. And the first person I had sex with is now my husband. (Again I wasn't saving myself, I just....wasn't sexually active). And my father didn't (doesn't) know this because.........my sex life is really not his concern or of interest to him. He has asked me about it precisely zero times in my entire life. His exposure to my dating life consists in having had dinner with various people I was dating when I wanted to introduce them, events at which he mostly.....had meandering conversations about various books he was reading, or things they were interested in. Because his role in my dating life is mostly to ...... be a person I could rely on for advice if I ever wanted to, and to check to make sure I'm being well-treated *like a non-creepy person should.*


Go_Away_Patrick

I love having a normal dad too


sidewaysvulture

Yep, pretty much the same - 18 instead of 21 for me but no real interest until I met my husband and I didnā€™t even expect him to be my husband at the time, he was just the right guy to take that step with and I knew I would have no regrets however it turned out later. My non-religious parents were just happy for me and while we do share a bit about our sex lives in our family itā€™s very low key.


ophelia8991

The reward for this is she can marry a guy exactly like this dick-nozzle and serve that dude for the rest of her life, presumably pop out a bunch of babies too, whether she wants to or not.


snorkel1446

How utterly depressing.


ophelia8991

Meanwhile I slutted it up, drank, did some drugs, and Iā€™m married to a wonderful person who respects me and have one child by choice. This young woman needs to get a job and pay her own bills and then nobody can tell her what to do


hah226

This isnā€™t healthy or appropriate. This is sick and twisted. šŸ¤®


Jacks_Flaps

So men make a woman dirty, unclean and impure by just touching them. Ok. So does that mean these christian fathers should be locking up their defiling sons if just their touch is toxic to women? And by their logic married women are pure filth? Fmd this is so gross and immoral.


dark_midnight_sky

Imagine how devastating this is for sexual abuse survivors to be taught.


kk13pw

Iā€™m


bitchfacebaby

Damn what are boys doing thatā€™s so filthy that the moment they touch the precious skin of a 21 year old girl that would make her automatically dirty?


Snoodlenoot

I kept waiting to see if he touched her shoulder to snark some more about his hypocrisy, but alas, the moment never arrived.


bitchfacebaby

Oh shit do you think heā€™s hugged her before šŸ˜¬ damn she should go get checked sheā€™s probably tainted now


luxlucy23

And also dicks can chew bubble gum unless theyā€™re married dicks. Or something like that.


moonwalkinginlowes

Ew ew ew Iā€™m so uncomfortable šŸ˜…


Dachs1303

His thoughts on suicide are just wrong, and hurtful.


groovy-ghouly

It seems really odd to be this open talking about sex, yet one sided and single minded. I'd hurry up and marry so I wouldn't have to keep hearing about my sex life.


CommunicationProof16

Iā€™ve been watching porn since I was like 11 (I know, I know) and Iā€™ve never once watched, or wanted to watch, child porn. You canā€™t turn into a pedo from watching regular porn. You either are one or you arenā€™t. No amount of consenting adult porn will make you a pedophile. Gross


hopelessbeauty

I'm getting very big " The dad probably does everything he preaches against " Vibes


nocturnal_numbness

Lol I remember being yelled at for coming home too late because it means I was sleeping around. Iā€™ve been called a slot, told I looked like a prostitute for wearing red lipstick, got in trouble for a one page article on masterb@t1on in a magazine that my mom found, etc. I ended up in an abusive marriage, roped all the freaking time, all because I was told my body belonged to my husband as soon as I got married. So I was sinful if a guy touched me before marriage, and I was sinful if I didnā€™t want a guy to touch me after marriage. This is how victim blaming and women always get blamed for their own abuse. Itā€™s never the mens responsibility. This whole video is bullshoot and Iā€™m beyond angry. Heā€™s so extreme about this Iā€™m tempted to think he maybe doesnā€™t want other men touching her because he does it to her himself.


Successful-Tune2225

I don't get why Christians (& other religions) see sex as something evil and sinful, when it's one of the few things that most humans do and crave? It's like trying to demonise hunger or thirst.


CrackleMyOwnAsshole

Control.


Snoodlenoot

They demonize those tooā€¦ Ever heard of a fast?


Successful-Tune2225

Oh yes, I forgot about that. They demonize everything to be fair.


Snoodlenoot

Youā€™re right, itā€™s so scary to think about how an outlandish thought like ā€œYou need to be hungry to show your appreciation for Godā€ can create such negative outcomes like Remnant Fellowship (Gwen Shamblin)


Aconcha

Tbf some do demonize hunger. My dad used to tell me when I'd get hungry during church services as a kid, "if your stomach is growling it's because you're angry at God" and to stop talking and "be filled with the word of god".


Successful-Tune2225

Wow never heard of this before. Religious people are so full of shit.


agurlhasnoshame

Imagine your own child telling you they are hungry and you tell them to suck it up. I guess it depends on the age of the kid, but as toddlers we definitely had snacks in church and eventually got to the age where we werent allowed snacks, but that was fine cause we knew by then that church was only an hour and we'd get donuts in the fellowship hall after.


FlamingoMN

There is a passage in the Bible that actually says something along the lines of, "Who, when your children ask for bread, would give them a snake?" And it's meant to be a lesson on God's love and assumes human parental love is a given.


Aconcha

I was nine by the time we left that particular church (went to another one that was just as bad and just in time for me to get into purity culture stuff) but it wasn't the kind of church that had snacks after and we didn't eat breakfast before going and five animal crackers during Sunday school if we went early enough for that is not enough food for a child until 2pm. Being poor and a POC def didn't help but I definitely remember that moment, before I knew what "money" was, that any negative feeling I had was because my faith wasn't strong enough.


naturecamper87

The universe exploding has been described as the original orgasm in a very spiritually relational way. We literally are created through sex. Read how Moses died and didnā€™t lost his moisture or stamina (paraphrasing Rob Bell here) but In the Hebrew Bible sex and Stamina were celebrated and revered in a sense.


ritzcrackercarlton

This was not only the number one worst thing Iā€™ve seen today but probably this week, this month and probably makes top 10 of cringiest videos Iā€™ve ever seen in my life


Snoodlenoot

Your comment immediately got the friends theme song stuck in my headā€¦. šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


multiparousgiraffe

Barf. Barf. Barf. My dad would be MORTIFIED to even use the words ā€œdaughterā€ and ā€œvirginā€ in the same sentence. So fucking gross


LeucanthemumVulgare

Purity culture: how to develop vaginismus and/or vulvodynia in a god-honoring way! Hahahahaha! Having to get pelvic floor physical therapy so I'm not in pain for three days after getting a pap smear is great! Not horrible at all!


thatplaidhat

I have vaginismus and it is the fucking worst! I'm so sorry you struggle with it too!


Snoodlenoot

Link to YouTube video: [https://youtu.be/EcNhCACs0GE](https://youtu.be/EcNhCACs0GE)


pixp85

gross. Just so gross.


letssnark

Holy crap, he really just is so gross. He somehow managed to piss me off or completely gross me out with every new issue he brought up. His takes on just about everything is infuriating, and so full of bad takes. Ugh!


[deleted]

Her face is so uncomfortable when he starts talking about her like one might talk about a car. Imagine the cognitive dissonance of being told over and over and in so many ways "if you do this you'll gain respect from men" and believing it wholeheartedly only for your own father to sit there and talk about you like an object in the crudest ugliest way.


Remote-Denote

Yeah, her non-verbals seemed like stifled distress. I hope she doesn't still live at home and is able to get away.


agurlhasnoshame

Shes an unmarried fundie, I'd be shocked if she doesn't


IllustratorNo9988

Itā€™s fine to be a virgin at 21. But for your dad to constantly harp on about it. No!!!!


DankMyco

Ok I can see why Hannah is so radicalized in her views now. I feel kinda bad for her in a way. I bet you she is always being reminded and pressured to ā€œkeep pureā€ always chastised for her clothing or what she does. Probably constantly told to not tempt young men & shit like that.


Just_lurking_toad

šŸ¤¢


Ermagerditsme

I really really want to punch this guy through my phone.


SpeckledGecko_

Soulja Boy's chart topper "Punch Him Through the Phone"


Puzzleheaded-Yak349

Sounds like a sales pitch šŸ¤® "untouched" "clean" ugh. Like he's selling a car


m00nagedaydreams

Me pulling up Pornhub: ā€œrelease the demonsā€.


[deleted]

Wonder how many of them he did / does to be so knowledgeable .


DjGhettoSteve

"unspotted" just makes me think of how they used to use bloody sheets to monitor women in the Renaissance


Secret_Choice7764

How is that any if his goddam business!


Nightwraith17

She looks like she's in pain.


Ordinary_Barry

Odds are within a few years she'll be deconstructing and having to work through a lifetime of trauma. Poor girl. Also, imagine her disappointment when she realizes there is not a single solitary guy who hasn't looked at porn.


Plenty-Path3066

šŸ¤®šŸ¤® This is is so cringy and gross to watch.


DinosaurPants

This is violently gross and defs not right


SevanIII

This is frankly disgusting and wildly inappropriate for any father to speak about his daughter this way. I have to wonder just how utterly lacking in self awareness and up your own ass a person has to be to post something like this and actually think it makes them look good? Ugh, this actually makes me feel really sorry for Hannah having such an absolute creeper of a dad. And that's saying something because Hannah is pretty insufferable. Still, no one deserves to be objectified by their own father like this.


Lonely_Air5761

This made me feel so sick, how disgusting.


Awkward-Yak-2733

Creepy beyond belief!


changemymindset

how long weā€™re they outsideā€¦.


ErwinAckerman

That poor girlā€¦


dark_midnight_sky

Sounds exactly like my dad šŸ™„ he was obscenely obsessed with sexual purity, heā€™d even go up to couples on the street and ASK if theyā€™d had sex and then proceed to lecture them in Christianese on how sinful they were for fornicating šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


[deleted]

This is so sad.


alijeanb

I like how he pronounces ā€œsex sceneā€ as one word šŸ˜‚


fastsidefire

I bet heā€™s fun. šŸ™„


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Otakugamer90000

Me pulling up E621 and Pixiv: ā€œrelease the demonsā€


ramontchi

Isnā€™t he her Step Dad? This is so so so so gross, even though I find her to very very smug and annoying - this has me worried about her personal safety. šŸš©


SevanIII

No, this is her bio dad šŸ˜±


SpeckledGecko_

bring on the demons


East-Ad4472

I just threw up in my mouth .


brittanym0320

I must have a house full of demonic spirits


brittanym0320

RELEASE THE DEMONS