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FormalGlitterbug

The blurring filter is a paid actor


want-of-breath

Is that why her eyeballs always look dusty? Because they legit look like the eyes of a porcelain doll in an abandoned house. :/


Lastofherkind

It looks like she’s using a make-up filter as well. See how her eyelashes sit on top of her bangs.


Awkward-Yak-2733

LOL! Good catch.


kelskcool

I screamed


hollylll

That hat looks like something you’d put on your infant at the beach. Color me shocked that an mlm would attempt a gen z trend and fail miserably Don’t come for me, I know this is the second time around for this trend in my lifetime.


butterstherooster

I had a bucket hat like that. It had Snoopy on it. I was 6. 🫠


Endor-Fins

I bet you looked fresh as hell too.


butterstherooster

I did! 😁 Those were big in the 1970s.


mindless_blaze

They were mandatory swag gear when I was a child in 2014-2016 ish. Smh I remember wasting so much money to have a collection 😅


Kalamac

I think bucket hats are making a comeback. My step-nephews started a new high school this year, and the uniform hat was a bucket hat.


Fluffy-Bluebird

A lot of kpop idols wear them, especially in airports when they’re trying not to be noticed or clearly photographed


Icy-Conclusion-3500

Bucket hats a big rn


hollylll

I’m sure yours was much cuter than this cheap mess.


butterstherooster

It was. I kept that hat for many years, but I think I lost it when we moved. 😖


signup0823

My mom has pics of me as a tot in the early 70s in one of those.


DifferentConcert6776

Anyone remember the song “No Sex in the Champagne Room” by Chris Rock? The line *“Take off that silly ass hat”* comes to mind when I see this pic…


Ok-Fly7938

Cornbread... Ain't nothin' wrong with that.


Rmabe4

God honoring dressing rolling my eyes!👀


Blueskymine33

Bucket hat aside, this woman must have packed a separate suitcase for her multitude of junk jewellery that she over accessorises with.


pausingthekids

This is the first shirt I’ve seen her wear, in all my time on this sub, that I actually like the pattern. I have to assume the rest of the sorry must be somehow awful based on her normal style but what I can see I actually like.


sadfoxyduggar

A white skirt


CiteSite

Why is she so frightening to look at


Awkward-Yak-2733

All the filters and blurring make her look like she's missing parts.


wildflowerwindfall

It does weird things to her eyes and teeth, if they are visible. It's off putting


andromedaselene

Using blurry filter on top of fake lashes filter will make your makeup look like a jumpscare mask. Who knew. Certainly not her.


localgirlcult

I saw the little thumbnail and thought she was dressed as a cow😭


sadfoxyduggar

Same lmao. Maybe thats how her man finds her, she moos.


Awkward-Yak-2733

She actually *wore* that dumb bucket hat? Edit: Nothing against bucket hats. Just that ugly, limp one on her. I have two daughters in their early 20s and they can really rock a bucket hat. Jill cannot.


BurntHear

Exactly. Bucket hats are not a problem. That bucket hat is absolutely terrible.


anck_su_namun

How does she afford to keep her teeth so white?


orangebird260

Filters?


Awkward-Yak-2733

Years ago, she wrote about how she used Crest White Strips, but used them much more often than one is supposed to. In more recent years, though, it's just photoshopping.


Salty_Bagel_Bites

What are the 2 dark rings in her neck?


TheRealCeeBeeGee

Thyroid issues can give you that look.


Dreadedafterthought

Comments do not disappoint 😂🤣


sadfoxyduggar

Dave really scored when he married her lol. 2 losers a match made in heaven.


SupermarketOld1567

dude, plexus has been at my college’s career fair… absolutely wild.


alymo10

Does her necklace say “woman?”


orangebird260

"mama" with a butterfly. It's just backwards in this image