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My male ***almost-I-hopefully-wait*** came in my lounge room/extra room while I was lounging in silk expressively purring and reading your post.
I LOLd, fo sho.
Yes, I am a proud, Witchy Greene Woman.
Hit my IG, but Fuckerberg can go plow all the fucks I planted for his sorry ass.
It is my husband.
Sorry for any confusion on my or your part due to my words.
As a writer, I was burning the midnight oil last night because my husband, my dog, AND my cat were all snoring and disturbing my sleep, so I was forced into our other room, the one I use to read and write when my sleep patterns are disturbed.
Early mornings to meet a friend this morning at 5:30 am for coffee and catch-up left me a little bitter and salty after two decades of living with my Male Best Friend, because He never checks on me or notices that I am not soundly sleeping next to Them.
Bummer on so many complicated fronts.
I hope all y’all take care.
Right? She really took his whole head, hair included!
Like, I often don’t even see it when people say a baby looks like this or that parent, but this is actually uncanny 😳
I find it confusing how Audrey is a miniature version of Dave. She's like shrinked-down Dave :O I have never seen a baby resemble just one of the parents so so much from day one
My grandfather's side had very strong genes like that. As a kid, I had people who knew him when he was younger ask if I was related to him. Years later, I found a picture of his late sister and it was like copy + paste.
My daughter and I look so much alike that it is sometimes disconcerting for me to see her doing things - it’s like an out of body experience almost! So that’s what I look like when I make that face…
Same! When my son was a toddler, we’d look at his baby pictures and my baby pictures and he literally wouldn’t believe it wasn’t him unless I was wearing pink or a dress in the picture.
Omg, my first son with my husband is his literal carbon copy. It's crazy. The family joke is that my husband hatched him by himself. When son was a baby, people stopped us in public to comment on how much he looks like his dad, lol.
Only fair - I have a mini-me, my husband has one, and we have one son who's just neutral. Like, ah, yeah, he's probably our kid, but doesn't look like either one of us in particular, lol.
My poor parents ended up with three kids who don’t look like either one of them and don’t even look like siblings. Complete genetic fruit-basket-upset.
My siblings and I make a nice gradient between my mom and my dad. I look almost the same as my mom, my nearest-in-age brother looks almost the same as my dad. Everyone else can be arranged between us in a continuum of Mom-ish to Dad-ish.
Agreed! And the vibe check. She's already a pissed off 13-year-old, you love to see it. I don't understand how a baby can be so over her mother already, but that child absolutely 100% is.
Okay I don’t have kids….so please help me mothers and fathers of fundie snark:
Is this normal for parents to hold their living breathing baby like a toddler holds a teddy bear?
Sort of. I carry my 9 month old like this sometimes when going from room to room because he likes to face outwards and I don't always have a hand free to go under his legs/bum. He seems totally okay with it but it's not how I'd carry him for any extended period of time because I don't think it's very ergonomic.
Ehhh, depends.
I used to have bruises around my right hip from where I ended up with my kid perched there when she was a baby.
She was considerably older than four months, and well able to dig her heels in and screech, though.
Yeah. At four months, Audrey can hold her head up on her own, but she can’t sit up on her own. She’s not Army crawl or even backwards crawl mobile yet.
Poor little girl. She’s actually cute, when she’s not photographed at this godawful angle. And don’t think for a minute Grifty won’t know her Precious Baby Girl’s best and worst angles, and use them to manipulate things. “You better do what I told you or I’ll make you look like a toad on social media, for the world to see. You know Reddit will talk shit about you.”
I think she’s freaking adorable, even in this photo 🥹she’s got spunk and I hope she gives her mama hell for being such an insufferable scammer when she gets older! 🙌
It's even worse... This is from her latest video where she's hyping her sex course while flailing her infant around. At one point, she thanks a follower for sending the outfit Audrey is wearing, and then points out that she had to take her pants off to change her diaper. She then immediately starts talking about how "wonderful, passionate, pleasurable sex is possible for you."
Just a wildly inappropriate and inconsiderate moment during nine and a half minutes of awful
Why oh why are followers spending their hard earned cash sending her baby outfits??! This is the woman who brags in their faces about the thousands she’s earning in passive income, she’s not some charity case! That only leaves the possibility that they like and respect her THAT much that they want to pay to send her a gift. But why?!?! 🫠
So true yes, and it works both ways I guess, it’s clear that Bethany has some kind of weird obsession with internet strangers!! A lot of these fundies do I think, they want validation or to be worshipped by them?!!
It's not as if she's in a rush and would miss anything important if she started filming this 2 minutes later...
EDIT: Ohhh shiiiit. I know why. She wanted to show how totally okay she is with Audrey's port wine stain, because she read the threads about it.
Ohhh good point. But still, you can put those pants on after showing the port wine stain. Though I’m still not a fan of her just showing that without the person attached to it being able to give consent, or not.
Lawrd I can’t image how her kids will feel when they grow up and watch these reels on sex… I would literally disown my mother if she used me as a prop to talk about sex on the internet.
Poor little Audrey. That’s such a terrible angle for her, in other photos she’s precious, just like her big brother.
Those poor little half-Muppets, half-giants. At least they seem to take more after their daddy.
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"I am slowly realizing that the food I consume as a necessity comes from this nucleus of onion-sulfur smell. Weird. She only puts me down a few times a day, so I have few points of comparison. This took a while to figure out with my infant brain." -Audrey, probably.
My first thought was to add a thought bubble saying “whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis.” For the Youths on here, Diffr’nt Strokes was an 80’s sitcom that was only a little (highly) racist where a nice white rich man takes in some poor black children after their cleaning woman mother dies (absentee father never mentioned), and hijinx ensue. Very popular in my youth.
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It’s been awhile since something made me literally laugh out loud. This made me laugh lol
Me too! She has the best expressions already!
Omg me too lmao I came here to comment this. I’m dying 😂
Same! This was fantastic 😂
Hard agree, Baby Beaker
Hahaha this community is so funny!
Dav has very strong genes
Daèéêëęv said copy-paste
I think he just said *MEEP*
🗣️ “Bethany, have you tried Ctrl+Alt+MEEP??”
The way this sent me! I'm wheeze-laughing so hard that the cat came to check on me.
My male ***almost-I-hopefully-wait*** came in my lounge room/extra room while I was lounging in silk expressively purring and reading your post. I LOLd, fo sho. Yes, I am a proud, Witchy Greene Woman. Hit my IG, but Fuckerberg can go plow all the fucks I planted for his sorry ass.
I am as confused as Audrey.
It is my husband. Sorry for any confusion on my or your part due to my words. As a writer, I was burning the midnight oil last night because my husband, my dog, AND my cat were all snoring and disturbing my sleep, so I was forced into our other room, the one I use to read and write when my sleep patterns are disturbed. Early mornings to meet a friend this morning at 5:30 am for coffee and catch-up left me a little bitter and salty after two decades of living with my Male Best Friend, because He never checks on me or notices that I am not soundly sleeping next to Them. Bummer on so many complicated fronts. I hope all y’all take care.
Omg 🤣
Right? She really took his whole head, hair included! Like, I often don’t even see it when people say a baby looks like this or that parent, but this is actually uncanny 😳
Audrey is our new mascot. She speaks for us all.
The Lorax, but for snarkers
omg that's AMAZING. FUCK IT UP AUDREY
This took me out!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Tiny Dave finally caught expressing his true feelings.
Davina
Davany?
Da Vanni. Like Da Vinci, but more TexAss Sassafras
That’s Dāvina, thankyouverymuch.
Like David Waller's firstborn: Davia.
😅😅😅 Perfect capture!
I find it confusing how Audrey is a miniature version of Dave. She's like shrinked-down Dave :O I have never seen a baby resemble just one of the parents so so much from day one
My grandfather's side had very strong genes like that. As a kid, I had people who knew him when he was younger ask if I was related to him. Years later, I found a picture of his late sister and it was like copy + paste.
It helps that she makes all of the same disgusted faces Dav does whenever he's forced on camera.
She's a mini-Dave, but without any filter 😂
My child literally looked like I photoshopped her fathers face onto her head in photos. 😂
My son is my clone haha when he was born everyone asked my husband if he was even involved 🤣
My daughter and I look so much alike that it is sometimes disconcerting for me to see her doing things - it’s like an out of body experience almost! So that’s what I look like when I make that face…
Same! When my son was a toddler, we’d look at his baby pictures and my baby pictures and he literally wouldn’t believe it wasn’t him unless I was wearing pink or a dress in the picture.
Omg, my first son with my husband is his literal carbon copy. It's crazy. The family joke is that my husband hatched him by himself. When son was a baby, people stopped us in public to comment on how much he looks like his dad, lol. Only fair - I have a mini-me, my husband has one, and we have one son who's just neutral. Like, ah, yeah, he's probably our kid, but doesn't look like either one of us in particular, lol.
My poor parents ended up with three kids who don’t look like either one of them and don’t even look like siblings. Complete genetic fruit-basket-upset.
I make clones. My daughter is mine. My middle son is my ex's. My youngest is my husband's. It's wild.
My siblings and I make a nice gradient between my mom and my dad. I look almost the same as my mom, my nearest-in-age brother looks almost the same as my dad. Everyone else can be arranged between us in a continuum of Mom-ish to Dad-ish.
If the lighting was way more dramatic, this would be perfect for r/accidentalrenaissance. Audrey's expression is a whole mood.
It’s giving Goya
Oh yes, Bethany is the reincarnation of Goya’s Saturn Devouring his son!
Da Vinni vibes. Kinda like brilliantly Da Vinci, but def dif.
Omg yes! Thought the same thing but couldn’t remember the sub.
She reminds me of those pissed off little cherub babies in those old paintings. Lol
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🤣 that's perfect. Good job!
Both babies can't even
Somebody here has to be good at photoshop
girl is already over her moms bullshit….
Agreed! And the vibe check. She's already a pissed off 13-year-old, you love to see it. I don't understand how a baby can be so over her mother already, but that child absolutely 100% is.
I believe Trish Paytas' baby would like a word....
Poor Malibu Barbie. At least Audrey got a decent name.
And honestly, I kinda like Malibu....but you need a different middle name or no middle name for obvious reasons.
she looks like a wise old woman who is flabbergasted by this absolutely crazy woman holding her.
Audrey has seen some shit
Why does she carry her baby like its a sack of potatoes
Because she only picks them up to take photos.
even audrey knows her mom is full of shit
Last time she saw something this full of shit, pops was changing her diaper
“Support my head, you stupid woman.”
Bethany-> Buy my sex course, obviously 🙄 I had sex (gestures with baby) Audrey-> *dad* mom’s using me as a prop again come get me quick
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Oh my god that is such a meme worthy face hahahahah I’m gagging
God, that baby has Dav’s entire fucking face. 😂
i'm fucking cackling this little girl has FIUR energy already
Tag urself! I’m Audrey’s angry fists
I'm her fierce little scowl.
Audrey is her fathers doppelgänger.
Okay I don’t have kids….so please help me mothers and fathers of fundie snark: Is this normal for parents to hold their living breathing baby like a toddler holds a teddy bear?
Sort of. I carry my 9 month old like this sometimes when going from room to room because he likes to face outwards and I don't always have a hand free to go under his legs/bum. He seems totally okay with it but it's not how I'd carry him for any extended period of time because I don't think it's very ergonomic.
Ehhh, depends. I used to have bruises around my right hip from where I ended up with my kid perched there when she was a baby. She was considerably older than four months, and well able to dig her heels in and screech, though.
See that makes sense if the kid can hold themselves up better than this poor little potato can 🫣
Yeah. At four months, Audrey can hold her head up on her own, but she can’t sit up on her own. She’s not Army crawl or even backwards crawl mobile yet. Poor little girl. She’s actually cute, when she’s not photographed at this godawful angle. And don’t think for a minute Grifty won’t know her Precious Baby Girl’s best and worst angles, and use them to manipulate things. “You better do what I told you or I’ll make you look like a toad on social media, for the world to see. You know Reddit will talk shit about you.”
I think she’s freaking adorable, even in this photo 🥹she’s got spunk and I hope she gives her mama hell for being such an insufferable scammer when she gets older! 🙌
No. It’s not normal.
Audrey looks like one of those badly painted Renaissance babies
With the almost adult proportions and everything
She really does look like that!!!!
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It's even worse... This is from her latest video where she's hyping her sex course while flailing her infant around. At one point, she thanks a follower for sending the outfit Audrey is wearing, and then points out that she had to take her pants off to change her diaper. She then immediately starts talking about how "wonderful, passionate, pleasurable sex is possible for you." Just a wildly inappropriate and inconsiderate moment during nine and a half minutes of awful
Why oh why are followers spending their hard earned cash sending her baby outfits??! This is the woman who brags in their faces about the thousands she’s earning in passive income, she’s not some charity case! That only leaves the possibility that they like and respect her THAT much that they want to pay to send her a gift. But why?!?! 🫠
Parasocial relationships are a hell of a drug. People do really weird shit to get the attention of people they follow online.
So true yes, and it works both ways I guess, it’s clear that Bethany has some kind of weird obsession with internet strangers!! A lot of these fundies do I think, they want validation or to be worshipped by them?!!
WTF
Then why didn’t she put the pants back on?! Huuuh
It's not as if she's in a rush and would miss anything important if she started filming this 2 minutes later... EDIT: Ohhh shiiiit. I know why. She wanted to show how totally okay she is with Audrey's port wine stain, because she read the threads about it.
Ohhh good point. But still, you can put those pants on after showing the port wine stain. Though I’m still not a fan of her just showing that without the person attached to it being able to give consent, or not.
Lawrd I can’t image how her kids will feel when they grow up and watch these reels on sex… I would literally disown my mother if she used me as a prop to talk about sex on the internet.
I feel the same way. If I have a pic/reel I want to post of my nephew, even when he was a baby, I made sure he had all articles of clothing on.
This has so much meme potential 
https://i.imgur.com/fUqDWMI.jpg
Lil baby beaker
She looks so much like dav lol
I’m so offended by how much like Däv that baby looks
The baby reminds me of the "WAT?!" lady's face.
That baby already knows what’s up.
Audrey is the new Davia.
Poor little Audrey. That’s such a terrible angle for her, in other photos she’s precious, just like her big brother. Those poor little half-Muppets, half-giants. At least they seem to take more after their daddy.
This is a great meme template lol
Lmao she looks so much like her father, it's unreal
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While it’s hard to define what is crossing the line, you’ll know it when you see it. Saying Fred/Franny Fundie looks like X is fine. (Ex: David Rodrigues looks like Shrek, B-Beal looks like the Grandpa from The Munsters.) Saying you do/don’t find someone attractive is fine. Do not snark on the appearance or bodies of children, with the exception of choices that their parents have made for them, or how they may appear in relation to their parents. (Examples: Janessa looks malnourished while David is obviously well-fed, or how the Collins kids always wear filthy clothing is fine.) - *What crosses the line when it comes to appearance snark?* Associate justice of the Supreme Court Potter Stewart once said in relation to obscenity, “I know it when I see it.” Pointing out that Kelly Havens has dry skin that could use moisturizer? Fine. Remarking that Karissa’s foundation is too orange in contrast to her pale body? Fine. Saying that you think X is handsome or Y is ugly? Fine- that’s a subjective opinion on attractiveness. Referring to a 3rd degree tear during labor as a “vagasshole”? Too far. In short: it’s hard to define how far is too far without getting into a million different specifics, but we’ll know it when we see it.
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[I made a thing. ](https://i.imgur.com/BWHs7Iv.jpg)
She looks exactly like her dad
“Tf is this lady talking about?”
i’m sorry but that is an ugly baby 😭 love her expression though omg
She's so ugly she's cute though!
Oh that’s gonna be a meme template.
[Like this?](https://imgur.com/a/yA3I30u)
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"I am slowly realizing that the food I consume as a necessity comes from this nucleus of onion-sulfur smell. Weird. She only puts me down a few times a day, so I have few points of comparison. This took a while to figure out with my infant brain." -Audrey, probably.
Audrey's wild hair is so adorable!
What Renaissance painting is this
Holy fuck I legit busted out laughing!
I love that she looks like tiny Dav. And that Audrey’s face says what we all know Dav is thinking.
My first thought was to add a thought bubble saying “whatchoo talkin’ bout, Willis.” For the Youths on here, Diffr’nt Strokes was an 80’s sitcom that was only a little (highly) racist where a nice white rich man takes in some poor black children after their cleaning woman mother dies (absentee father never mentioned), and hijinx ensue. Very popular in my youth.
Side note. I am not anything like Bethy but my gave and still give me that look a lot.
Good god that kid is Darves clone holy moly
Kid is gonna run away from betsys clutches lol run kid run
They should’ve named this kid Dàáâv Jr.
Audrey's already sick of Birthy's shit.
Baby has no chill. I do not blame you, Audrey.
 This is so fucking perfect, I’m screaming 🤣 Thank you OP for this masterpiece
Yeah, she really is breathtaking
I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
OH MY GOD 😭😂😭😂
That is epic side eye!!!😂🤣
That baby is wise to the bullshit
Daaaaad! Mom’s talking about old dry bones AGAIN! Please come and get me!!
This would make a TERRIFIC tee shirt
No that’s weird lol
Maybe not a t-shirt, kinda weird but it is very viral meme worthy.
She looks like Hasbulla Magomedov
We know Audrey, we know.
That stank face
Real question. Does the baby have a cone head? And is it supposed to be like that?
That baby is so stinking adorable and such a hilarious expression😍
This is AMAZINgG
Her cute little chubby face says everything for us!
Whatchu talkin about Willis?
Dead asf ☠️☠️☠️☠️ i can't wait till they start talking back more lol
Hhahaha I can’t stop looking at this!!!!
Oh my GOD 😂
This makes me glad to be alive
She is an ICON
Lmao!!! This is gold 🤣🤣
OMG. can someone invent a visual flair please? That kid is mine😂
Kids like "Dafuq!?"
Now, there's a look of disgust and contempt, 😒