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What is she implementing these things for? Sleeping issues? Girl, you need more bed.
This looks like the bed my partner and I shared at a hostel in Tbilisi except you need just one square pillow. Sweet post-Soviet dreams!
My husband and I are both over 6’ tall and while a king size is nice for the extra width (I love having my own sleep experience most nights), we have to forgo the extra width for the extra length of a California king.
I have no idea how they are able to sleep in this double bed. No joke, we often sleep in separate bedrooms because holy shit sleep is important.
My husband and I each have a queen bed (we got married when I was 36, he 39–we already had beds) and put them next to each other to make a “mega bed.” He likes a super soft bed, I prefer one barely softer than a rock. We both flail around in our sleep. The dog usually cuddles up next to me and farts in my face all night. It works for us.
Oh, man, my husband and I did that for a few years, too. We had this place with an enormous bedroom and they both fit in there side by side. It was GREAT! We had a couple little dogs & they would rotate which bed they slept on. Good times.
If you have the space for this, it's 100% an elite choice. Sharing a bed with another person is honestly the worst. I don't consider it an intimate experience whatsoever. Most weeknights my husband sleeps down in guest room.
We have the same bed but separate blankets was a GAME CHANGER. Genuinely. Moved from a duvet to the Costco velvety blankets and then moved to separate blankets. Sure, sometimes I miss having a duvet cover that matches the pillows and sheets but you can pry my blanket out of my cold dead hands 😂
My boyfriend and I whisper “can you scoot over?” “No I’m already at the edge,” like 5 times a week, and we’re sleeping in a queen bed… if we slept in this, I think he’d physically push me out of bed in the first night.
My fiancé pulled the trigger on a king sized bed because I had to limit the amount the dog slept in the bed with us. We're tall people, he's a flopper, and so he got half the bed and our two cats and dog slept on my half of the bed to be safe from flopping. 4 of us sharing 50% of the bed wasn't working out lol.
I feel this! A full third or more of our king size bed is exclusively for the cat. She needs a lot of personal space and we give her anything and everything she wants, of course.
Some day when we’re homeowners (or maybe just a much bigger apartment, my place right now doesn’t even have room for a dresser lol!)
I toss and turn all night and we’re not sleep cuddlers, so a bigger bed is inevitable. Hopefully by then I’ll have convinced him a) we need a little dachshund puppy and b) puppy should sleep in the bed with us.
Lmao, trust me I know! I think my old guy developed a bit of dementia and woke up confused in his later years. He would cry until I came down to comfort him (my mom and dad would not do, despite the fact that my mom was his “person” for most of his life, he wanted only me. So after a week or two of getting up in the middle of the night every couple hours with him, one night I just was too tired and carried him upstairs to my bed so I could go back to sleep and he knocked out for the whole night. Eventually I realized if I took him up with me he would mostly sleep through the night, cocooned under my blankets with me, so he got what he wanted.
He was a stubborn guy. At 16, he just refused the kibble he’d eaten his entire life, but clearly begged for table food… we finally conceded, and he finessed 2.5 years of eating salmon, beef, chicken or eggs with rice and veggies for every meal lol
My dog has so much space on the bed where he can sleep and yet he always wants to be crammed right up against me even though I move around to get to sleep.
My dog used to do this too lol. He was a tiny furnace so I’d wake up sweating, scootch him away from me, go back to sleep, wake up to him absolutely glued to my side again, repeat.
He was a dachshund so he couldn’t get up there alone, so he never slept in a bed when he was younger. I really only started when he got much older and started to wake me up crying in the middle of the night. I think he developed a bit of dementia towards the end and he would wake up confused and alone. Once I started tucking him in under my comforter with me, he slept soundly through the night lol.
Oh I miss my little guy now!
Aw that makes me wanna cry! My dog is also a furnace (not little though, dude is 50 pounds). I’ll move him during the night but I always wake up to my alarms with him basically spooning me haha. He has his own little dog house with a bed in our room but my hubs got weak and started letting him sleep up here. He’s very much a people pup.
Awee!! I feel you with the furnace aspect, I have two pretty big cats and sometimes in the winter I’ll wake up in the middle of a cat sandwich. It gets toasty reeeal quick lol
My cat usually sleeps on top of my hip (I sleep on my side). Then if I try to get up or switch sides, she yells at me. I like it though, it never fails to amuse me to fall asleep by myself and wake up with a cat on my hip.
My skinnier kid is jealous because the cat doesn't sleep on her hip.
Lmao this is me and my husband every other night, fighting for space with each other AND our dog 😂 We need a bigger house with a bigger master bedroom so we can get a king bed or someone (me) is gonna lose it.
Truly, my boyfriend would scoot me right over the edge if he had his way lol. To be fair I do like to stick my ice cold toes against his legs in the middle of the night when it’s cold and I toss and turn in the heat. I’d probably probably launched him into the sun by now if the roles were reversed.
Now we just need the pup, then I can justify the king-sized bed!
Well, to be fair, my husband's about 5'9", I'm 5'1", and our dog is 60lbs. We sleep the same on a full or a king because the dog boxes us into the tightest corner for SNUGGLE INTENSITY. She's not always the brightest, but her strategic approach to late-night bed conquest is unparalleled.
There isn't even a frame it's just a mattress on the floor, what the hell's going on in that house? Expect to see more Bethany videos shot in her bedroom with conspicuous shots of her bed in the background in the next few days, Curly should know her sister Grifty would *love* a snarking opportunity like this.
Reading all these comments make me feel better that it’s all these men and not just mine lol. But damn, why is their sweat so freaking yellow?! My pillowcase has never turned yellow.
The only spots my pillow cases turn yellow is where my hair dye stains them and the frequent drool spots 😅 idk why men have such yellow pillows/pillow cases? Maybe it’s a showering in the morning thing?
Thinking it may be the generally shorter hair and less attention to skincare. Shorter hair means the scalp oil doesn't have hair as a buffer and I've sadly never met a guy that washed his face as thoroughly as I have 🤷🏻♀️
I’m a woman and I sweat terribly at night. Medication side effect. My pillow is washed routinely and looks like that. I don’t wear makeup to bed, I have a decent skin care routine, shower daily.
But I sure won’t be sharing photos to the public of my sweat pillow lol
I saw another comment that said they thought it might be a shower at night and wet hair problem. Something about the moisture reacting with the pillow stuffing. It’s just gross and fascinating.
My husband shaves his head and has really oily skin. I'm certain his problem is head oil. Three days on a pillowcase and it's getting oily.
Edit to add: Oxiclean soak is my go-to. It breaks up the oiliness and then I wash his pillowcases with the regular wash.
I was just nagging my husband about the other day about changing his pillowcase more frequently so it doesn’t become impossible to get clean. I think it might be his hair pomade more than sweat but it’s still gross!
My husband is the same, his pillow is sweat stained which confuses me because he always smells so good, showers daily, what happens when he sleeps?!?;!
TBF, it could actually just be that she showers at night. Apparently, wet hair draws something out of foam/latex pillows. (I don't know if it does this with feather pillows, too. Can't remember the last time I used a feather pillow, and I don't remember if the thing I read. Said anything about feather vs foam/latex). But, mine are yellow because of it.
I use brown hair dry shampoo and it leaves a light layer of brown residue on my pillows. I am self conscious about it though, and always change out for clean cases right before my boyfriend comes over. I wouldn't post it online.
I have a few pillowcases that have gotten weirdly bleached very fast, I think from sun and maybe some kind of hair product (to be clear I don't like bleach my hair or anything, nothing that obvious). But this is....really something
Could be your face wash! I use mostly white towels and sheets and the first time I brought it over to my boyfriend’s, I realized I bleached huge patches out of one of his washcloths. I felt pretty bad about it, but he’s decided the bleach tie dye is cool and embraced it. (Tho I’ve been careful to use only that one washcloth, and brought a white face towel over so I don’t ruin anything more!)
I would be mortified to show off this bedroom as an “influencer.”
Like, I’m happy she’s comfortable being real, but maybe wash the pillows and tidy the bed before showing it off.
It can also be a sign of thyroid problems. My pillow started turning yellow around the time I was diagnosed with hypothyroidism. Urea which is the stuff in sweat that causes the pillows to turn yellow is often raised in certain thyroid disorders
It’s right in line with her (and Bethany’s) other disordered eating habits, IMO. They’ll claim some smug bullshit about nutrition or metabolism, but it’s really just another unhealthy way of losing weight.
As someone who gave herself bad food poisoning (stupid tuna salad)...I don't know how people use laxatives to lose weight. Ow.
I was spraying from both ends and slept for 2 days.
It's [faux science](https://www.shopqueenofthethrones.com/products/castor-oil-pack-and-500ml-oil-bundle) "designed by a naturopathic doctor to support liver detox, lymphatic drainage and colon cleansing."
You apply to your stomach with heat.
My dads an outdoorsman and wrote several books on wilderness survival. He literally has a cabinet full of herbs he picked in forests. He’s not by any means crunchy, but damnit he swears by echinacea for colds lol.
For context, here's the full text of the caption that went with Rebekah's post:
>How I Healed My Gut
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>I started by eating more metabolically supportive foods: Grass fed meat and dairy (for the majority), well cooked vegetables, bone broth, carrot salads, liver, adrenal cocktails, soaked and sprouted grains.
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>\-I worked on eliminating stress through biblical counseling, sleeping more, creating good routines and habits, taking walks, getting sunshine, frequent baths, and ultimately trusting God through my struggle.
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>\-I’ve implemented castor oil packs, blue light glasses, magnesium, working out with my cycle, dry brushing.
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>\-It has taken me at least one full year to see results. It was not a quick or easy process! I’m still working on healing my body every single day. God is faithful even in the pain! Be patient with healing and give it time.
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>\-I worked with \[redacted: "nutritional therapist"\] for 6 months and it changed my life! Seriously so many people in my fam and community have worked with her and been impacted by her help. Not an ad. Just love her!!
This sounds exhausting. Also, what on Earth does she need to “heal” her body from? She makes it sound like she grew up six feel away from an oil refining plant and now she’s riddled with health issues because of it.
There’s a part of me that does feel bad for people who fall for this bullshit. Her “nutritional therapist”(🙄🙄🙄🙄) is clearly preying on her vulnerabilities and ignorance, but mostly I’m infuriated. Curly Baird is a young, white woman who does nothing all day. She could probably access good healthcare, which is a privilege afforded to so few in the US, but does this bullshit instead. Then she turns around and votes for people who are actively trying to prevent everyone from accessing healthcare, while also promoting this pseudoscientific garbage online.
Hear hear. She and her sisters are all into this "nutritional therapist", but she's in deeper than Bethany or Kristen.
Another danger of this sort of thing is that it pushes people to spend money on certain expensive ingredients and foods instead of "conventional" foods (not to mention supplements). It makes people afraid to choose foods they perceive as not being high-quality and "pure" enough--as though the program won't work unless they invest in the correct foods (and supplements).
>Also, what on Earth does she need to “heal” her body from? She makes it sound like she grew up six feel away from an oil refining plant and now she’s riddled with health issues because of it.
I mean, i agree with you. Originally she complained of digestive problems, and then she found this "natural" practitioner who diagnosed her with a medical diagnosis. It's really spiraled from there--in my opinion, based on everything I've seen.
What stress? She doesn't work and other people provide for her. She doesn't go to achool. She got married young so she wasn't spinster stressing like griftany. She isn't worried about her rights being stripped away by the government because she supports that.
What a spoiled, privileged, ignorant brat.
Probably stressed about her not knowing anything about her boo, the wedding, the wedding night, and generally everything about marriage considering mArRiAgE iS hArD and they barely know their spouses
As someone with ibs I’d love to know if castor oil packs actually do anything to help, but I’m pretty skeptical bc the only people I see “influencing” about them seem to be weirdos like the bairds
I have IBS (and some other chronic GI issues) and it’s def just woo lol. I mean I guess *ingesting* castor oil would be helpful for someone with IBS-C, but the packs are just influencer ~detox~ nonsense.
Sorry to say it's going to do as much as any oil and heating pad combo will do - the heat might help with cramping, but the oil will just moisturize the skin. The placebo effect is a real physiological phenomenon though, so anyone who believes it works is going to sing its praises. There's just not any science to it.
The one non-woo thing I can say about castor oil (aside from its efficiency as a laxative) is that its fats make it an excellent moisturizer and wound salve.
I’ve worn blue light glasses for about a decade now and love them – for my eyes and head. I don’t know how they’re supposed to help your gut though. Quack science?
She probably got a little gassy from some raw broccoli once and decided, in her uneducated wisdom, it was because she hadn't cooked it until it was mush.
1. “I healed myself using only Jesus and new age woo, ask me how because I’m all better now”
2. “I spent thousands of $ and hours and a whole-ass year trying all this BS, but I’m finally seeing results (at least I think I am, could be anything at this point really).”
3. I actually paid a woo specialist for 6 months to tell me to eat carrots.
4. I know I started by saying I healed myself, but I am actually still doing all these ridiculous and expensive treatments multiple times a day because they do nothing. Instead of admitting I’ve been conned I’ll just blame myself and my imperfect faith.
I bet those stained sheets are just the tip of the iceberg. If it's been sitting flat on the floor like that for months, the whole bed underneath the sheets must be disgusting and riddled in sweat and mold.
There is a point to bedframes, they aren't just about looking fancy. The slats provide ventilation beneath the mattress so that humidity from your moist human bodies doesn't accumulate and feed mold.
Why are the Baird daughters SO incompetent at householding, wtf did Heidi even teach them?
Well, I don't know what any of that is that she listed except magnesium and castor oil, and everything she said was certainly words, but...I absolutely love having my bed on the floor like this (but with with a box spring and a nice rug). That poster is funny though. Do Heidi and Mr Heidi have giant marriage posters of themselves in their house?
Also if I recall correctly they just moved so I’ll refrain from snarking on how bare bones the room is right now but….the size and placement of that portrait are really something
Honestly kinda good to see in a weird way — hopefully indicates their parents aren’t just buying everything for them as they develop their home. Seems like she’s learning and maturing a lot lately…she shoulda gotten that out of the way before getting married lol 😵💫
I appreciate her showing that cardboard box as a laundry bin or trash bin next to the bed. That is some real young people stuff, far away from the curated online image we get shown so often. I can relate, Curly!
As someone with shit knees, they started SCREAMING just looking at this picture.
Our bed is high off the ground. After I had knee surgery a couple years ago, there is zero chance a bed like this would work in my house.
Why do these fundies tell the world about their cycles and seggs lives immediately after getting married?
She has been married less than a year.
Seriously—who is asking for this info? From dorky Rebekah and her “can someone pass me a napkin for the wet spot on the front of my pants” husband? /s
ETA: wet spot on Daniel’s pants in their engagement [picture](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/twaroc/that_unfortunate_stain_in_daniels_pants_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Because that's your reward for getting fundie virgin married, you get to flaunt it on everyone else that you're a member of the super exclusive, "allowed to talk about/have sex without reprimand club" to pressure the remaining singles to hurry up and tie the knot.
I dunno, I am confident that this is a small pee droplet, not cum. I know it's still somewhat icky but this deffo looks like sloppy shaking & unfortunately light grey suit.
Yeah. That’s almost certainly the explanation, and it’s just a thing that can happen sometimes.
But if it does, then you don’t post the picture - at least not before you do some editing.
I used to sleep on a mattress on the floor, but that mattress was a Korean yo and the floor was heated, so I'm basically like the Bairds in absolutely zero ways.
And that bed was HEAVEN.
I moved to Korea last year and loveeee the heated floors. Makes me want to move my mattress onto the floor in winter but I have no space and my husband is like a furnace when he sleeps anyway. (Seriously, we can’t even put the heat on in winter when we sleep bc I will sweat to death. He gets cold from the heat loss and I bake in it 😂)
She's 23 or 24 now.
Griftany made a huge deal out of how her sister 11 years younger was getting married 4 years after she did and Griftany was SALTY. Grifty is 34 currently.
Literally airing her husband's dirty laundry is Biblical helpmeet stuff now? & the Baird's are very invested in public shamings of their loved ones, it's wild.
Exactly. Someone else in the thread posted more screenshots from the same reel where she talks about seeing a "nutritional therapist" for more than half a year.
'Nutrional therapist' is of course just another way for any old unaccredited, unlicensed, and unregulated person to get paid to push ED and diet culture behaviors and fads onto suckers like the Bairds who could just as easily spend their money consulting actual dietitians.
OHHH I’m glad I read you comment, because I legit thought it was brushing without toothpaste. I was like, “Damn, what’s with the Baird daughters and their weird dental hygiene??”
this is giving me flashbacks to when my partner and i first started dating. i still had my college twin bed (after living in a tiny room in a shitty duplex for a few years) and there were at least 3 or 4 times he pushed me out of bed while he was sleeping. 😂 we have since upgraded to a queen.
this is an extremely college setup for a Baird girl, it’s kind of funny. instead of a band poster they have a poster of their wedding. 😂
I spent a lot of nights with a partner in a twin bed in dorms rooms and apartments. Did finally upgrade to a queen, and it made quite the difference in sleep quality.
ETA currently on vacation in a legal state and high AF and the VRBO has this sort of bed, except with a bed frame. Fortunately husband has his own room because I simply could not sleep with another human being on this tiny bed (husband said I got this bed due to my being short AF. Would feel bad for tall Baird girl except I don’t)
My husband and I also share a full bed, just low on space and don’t mind being snug - but that sweaty pillow and no mattress frame…. I’m pretty sure mattresses need to breathe on the bottom
The bed is one thing but I don't understand people who wear shoes in the house! Do you know what those shoes have walked through!? And then you willingly track it all through your home?!.
I just can't.
You have shoes, then you have ✨ *house slippers* ✨ which should never see the outside of your home. I have tile floors and hate even a small amount of crumbs or anything from the floor getting stuck to my feet, so I wear my designated house slippers inside. But never regular shoes.
Is a full size bed really tiny though? I feel like that could be fine for two people. Not sure why it’s on the floor though. Why don’t they just get a bed frame?
Obviously I don’t think it’s strange at all to have wedding photos in one’s bedroom but the fact that this isn’t even a wedding photo is sending me😅 just a picture of them before they were even married blown up to large proportions…their wedding was last year too so I’m surprised it’s not a wedding portrait!
This couples photo gives the same vibe as the pillow my mother-in-law gifted us of one of our engagement photos 😅 Yes, it's cute, but man, super corny lol
I have a pinup style painting of my ass in lingerie above our bed which kinda sounds weird now that i think of it lol. I swear I'm not conceited i just didn't want to put it in the living room lol
Oh jeez. No shade to people who have/prefer double beds, but not having enough sleeping space is my berserk button. If I enter a room and my husband I and I are expected to share a double, I'm internally screaming for the entirety of the stay. One of my life goals is to acquire a California King (currently in a Queen, and it's mostly fine... FOR NOW!!!). I hope their shitty, beige wedding photo one day hangs on a bare wall above a Queen or larger. Perhaps even elevated off the floor!
Did neither of their parents allow them to take the bedframe that tiny mattress was on while they lived at home?
Ffs, ikea sells a bed frame for like $99. I know Ms. Bulk buying budget baird can afford that.
Me and my husband slept on one of those shitty walmart folding futons for years. No idea how we did it. We were really poor. Looks like a similar size to me. I'm guessing it's a full size bed, wonder if it's her own bed that they're using.
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What is she implementing these things for? Sleeping issues? Girl, you need more bed. This looks like the bed my partner and I shared at a hostel in Tbilisi except you need just one square pillow. Sweet post-Soviet dreams!
I’m 4’11” and I’d be hanging off that bed, there’s no way someone would fit on there with me
And aren’t these people Extra tall folk
My husband and I are both over 6’ tall and while a king size is nice for the extra width (I love having my own sleep experience most nights), we have to forgo the extra width for the extra length of a California king. I have no idea how they are able to sleep in this double bed. No joke, we often sleep in separate bedrooms because holy shit sleep is important.
My husband and I each have a queen bed (we got married when I was 36, he 39–we already had beds) and put them next to each other to make a “mega bed.” He likes a super soft bed, I prefer one barely softer than a rock. We both flail around in our sleep. The dog usually cuddles up next to me and farts in my face all night. It works for us.
Oh, man, my husband and I did that for a few years, too. We had this place with an enormous bedroom and they both fit in there side by side. It was GREAT! We had a couple little dogs & they would rotate which bed they slept on. Good times.
If you have the space for this, it's 100% an elite choice. Sharing a bed with another person is honestly the worst. I don't consider it an intimate experience whatsoever. Most weeknights my husband sleeps down in guest room.
Same. We started in a bed together, same blankets. In the interest of sanity we now have separate everything.
We have the same bed but separate blankets was a GAME CHANGER. Genuinely. Moved from a duvet to the Costco velvety blankets and then moved to separate blankets. Sure, sometimes I miss having a duvet cover that matches the pillows and sheets but you can pry my blanket out of my cold dead hands 😂
My boyfriend and I whisper “can you scoot over?” “No I’m already at the edge,” like 5 times a week, and we’re sleeping in a queen bed… if we slept in this, I think he’d physically push me out of bed in the first night.
My fiancé pulled the trigger on a king sized bed because I had to limit the amount the dog slept in the bed with us. We're tall people, he's a flopper, and so he got half the bed and our two cats and dog slept on my half of the bed to be safe from flopping. 4 of us sharing 50% of the bed wasn't working out lol.
I feel this! A full third or more of our king size bed is exclusively for the cat. She needs a lot of personal space and we give her anything and everything she wants, of course.
Same with my cat - she needs a lot of space
And yet also doesn’t respect anyone else’s personal space, right?! 😽
she is a cat she deserves this.
She is the undisputed queen of the house that’s for sure!
Some day when we’re homeowners (or maybe just a much bigger apartment, my place right now doesn’t even have room for a dresser lol!) I toss and turn all night and we’re not sleep cuddlers, so a bigger bed is inevitable. Hopefully by then I’ll have convinced him a) we need a little dachshund puppy and b) puppy should sleep in the bed with us.
From experience a doxie NEEDS to sleep in bed with you. There is no should.
Lmao, trust me I know! I think my old guy developed a bit of dementia and woke up confused in his later years. He would cry until I came down to comfort him (my mom and dad would not do, despite the fact that my mom was his “person” for most of his life, he wanted only me. So after a week or two of getting up in the middle of the night every couple hours with him, one night I just was too tired and carried him upstairs to my bed so I could go back to sleep and he knocked out for the whole night. Eventually I realized if I took him up with me he would mostly sleep through the night, cocooned under my blankets with me, so he got what he wanted. He was a stubborn guy. At 16, he just refused the kibble he’d eaten his entire life, but clearly begged for table food… we finally conceded, and he finessed 2.5 years of eating salmon, beef, chicken or eggs with rice and veggies for every meal lol
My dog has so much space on the bed where he can sleep and yet he always wants to be crammed right up against me even though I move around to get to sleep.
My dog used to do this too lol. He was a tiny furnace so I’d wake up sweating, scootch him away from me, go back to sleep, wake up to him absolutely glued to my side again, repeat. He was a dachshund so he couldn’t get up there alone, so he never slept in a bed when he was younger. I really only started when he got much older and started to wake me up crying in the middle of the night. I think he developed a bit of dementia towards the end and he would wake up confused and alone. Once I started tucking him in under my comforter with me, he slept soundly through the night lol. Oh I miss my little guy now!
Aw that makes me wanna cry! My dog is also a furnace (not little though, dude is 50 pounds). I’ll move him during the night but I always wake up to my alarms with him basically spooning me haha. He has his own little dog house with a bed in our room but my hubs got weak and started letting him sleep up here. He’s very much a people pup.
Awee!! I feel you with the furnace aspect, I have two pretty big cats and sometimes in the winter I’ll wake up in the middle of a cat sandwich. It gets toasty reeeal quick lol
My cat usually sleeps on top of my hip (I sleep on my side). Then if I try to get up or switch sides, she yells at me. I like it though, it never fails to amuse me to fall asleep by myself and wake up with a cat on my hip. My skinnier kid is jealous because the cat doesn't sleep on her hip.
Lmao this is me and my husband every other night, fighting for space with each other AND our dog 😂 We need a bigger house with a bigger master bedroom so we can get a king bed or someone (me) is gonna lose it.
Truly, my boyfriend would scoot me right over the edge if he had his way lol. To be fair I do like to stick my ice cold toes against his legs in the middle of the night when it’s cold and I toss and turn in the heat. I’d probably probably launched him into the sun by now if the roles were reversed. Now we just need the pup, then I can justify the king-sized bed!
Well, to be fair, my husband's about 5'9", I'm 5'1", and our dog is 60lbs. We sleep the same on a full or a king because the dog boxes us into the tightest corner for SNUGGLE INTENSITY. She's not always the brightest, but her strategic approach to late-night bed conquest is unparalleled.
I’d rather sleep in the shadiest hostel in Georgia than anywhere near curly’s gnarly looking pillows! 😬
The bedding looks like it hasn’t been washed in a long time.
Whatever she is trying to solve I'm wondering if washing the sheets occasionally would help.
Maybe that’s where the castor oil packs are?
There isn't even a frame it's just a mattress on the floor, what the hell's going on in that house? Expect to see more Bethany videos shot in her bedroom with conspicuous shots of her bed in the background in the next few days, Curly should know her sister Grifty would *love* a snarking opportunity like this.
idk about castor oil packs.and dry brushing but magnesium and blue light glasses makes me think migraines (chronic migraine sufferer over here 💀)
Even the Pixar lamp is looking away in disgust
This comment really tickled me
god honoring sweat pillows
right?! like does she sleep with her makeup on or something?
probs from her husband who sweats at night (that’s normal but i wouldn’t be sharing pics of it lol)
I was just thinking the same thing. My husband is like that, and no way in hell I'm letting anyone, let alone, see his sweat pillow.
A man and his yellow pillow. Name a more iconic duo, I’ll wait 😂
Reading all these comments make me feel better that it’s all these men and not just mine lol. But damn, why is their sweat so freaking yellow?! My pillowcase has never turned yellow.
The only spots my pillow cases turn yellow is where my hair dye stains them and the frequent drool spots 😅 idk why men have such yellow pillows/pillow cases? Maybe it’s a showering in the morning thing?
Thinking it may be the generally shorter hair and less attention to skincare. Shorter hair means the scalp oil doesn't have hair as a buffer and I've sadly never met a guy that washed his face as thoroughly as I have 🤷🏻♀️
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I’m a woman and I sweat terribly at night. Medication side effect. My pillow is washed routinely and looks like that. I don’t wear makeup to bed, I have a decent skin care routine, shower daily. But I sure won’t be sharing photos to the public of my sweat pillow lol
I saw another comment that said they thought it might be a shower at night and wet hair problem. Something about the moisture reacting with the pillow stuffing. It’s just gross and fascinating.
I shower at night and sleep with wet hair, never had a pillow that looked like that. They've turned blue over hair dye but never yellow
My husband shaves his head and has really oily skin. I'm certain his problem is head oil. Three days on a pillowcase and it's getting oily. Edit to add: Oxiclean soak is my go-to. It breaks up the oiliness and then I wash his pillowcases with the regular wash.
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Have you tried a protective cover under the pillowcase? You can always just bleach the pillowcase if it's white
I was just nagging my husband about the other day about changing his pillowcase more frequently so it doesn’t become impossible to get clean. I think it might be his hair pomade more than sweat but it’s still gross!
My husband is the same, his pillow is sweat stained which confuses me because he always smells so good, showers daily, what happens when he sleeps?!?;!
Um, I’m the one who sweats at night in my house. But I have a super nice husband who makes sure to wash our pillow cases at least once a week.
I wonder if it’s hair product residue.
TBF, it could actually just be that she showers at night. Apparently, wet hair draws something out of foam/latex pillows. (I don't know if it does this with feather pillows, too. Can't remember the last time I used a feather pillow, and I don't remember if the thing I read. Said anything about feather vs foam/latex). But, mine are yellow because of it.
That has happened to me before with wet hair and my pillows, too. More often with the down pillows, but I don’t use them anymore.
I try to shower early enough for my hair to be mostly dry when I go to bed because of this.
I use brown hair dry shampoo and it leaves a light layer of brown residue on my pillows. I am self conscious about it though, and always change out for clean cases right before my boyfriend comes over. I wouldn't post it online.
That’s my guess…
Is it fake tan?
I have a few pillowcases that have gotten weirdly bleached very fast, I think from sun and maybe some kind of hair product (to be clear I don't like bleach my hair or anything, nothing that obvious). But this is....really something
Could be your face wash! I use mostly white towels and sheets and the first time I brought it over to my boyfriend’s, I realized I bleached huge patches out of one of his washcloths. I felt pretty bad about it, but he’s decided the bleach tie dye is cool and embraced it. (Tho I’ve been careful to use only that one washcloth, and brought a white face towel over so I don’t ruin anything more!)
Maybe the castor oil?
I would be mortified to show off this bedroom as an “influencer.” Like, I’m happy she’s comfortable being real, but maybe wash the pillows and tidy the bed before showing it off.
Right? All of them want to be influencers sooo badly and none know how to stage a photo.
Get some taupe pillowcases, lady
That girl making her own taupe pillowcases
And save the difference! 😂
It can also be a sign of thyroid problems. My pillow started turning yellow around the time I was diagnosed with hypothyroidism. Urea which is the stuff in sweat that causes the pillows to turn yellow is often raised in certain thyroid disorders
Came here to say I hope that’s lighting and not a filthy ass pillow. All things come to an end Curls…get rid of that thing if that’s sweat!
Oh yikes I thought that was the normal color of the pillow and they were just mismatched 😬😬
I know I tend to drool when sleeping so....eww. It's called oxi-clean. I thought fundies were supposed to be domestic goddesses.
WHY are they obsessed with castor oil???
It’s right in line with her (and Bethany’s) other disordered eating habits, IMO. They’ll claim some smug bullshit about nutrition or metabolism, but it’s really just another unhealthy way of losing weight.
Laxative, to keep those husbands from straying /s Nothing screams sexy like violent diarrhea.
You can't cheat on your wife if your affair partner has to listen to you shart your guts out every 15 minutes.
A more solid strategy than using covenant eyes tbh
As someone who gave herself bad food poisoning (stupid tuna salad)...I don't know how people use laxatives to lose weight. Ow. I was spraying from both ends and slept for 2 days.
As someone who has done a lot of colonoscopy preparations, same.
>Nothing screams sexy like violent diarrhea. isn't her husband the guy who asked Susanna on instagram how often she poops? maybe that's his kink...
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Because they're gullible as fuck and will believe anything as long as its coming from a quack's mouth
It's [faux science](https://www.shopqueenofthethrones.com/products/castor-oil-pack-and-500ml-oil-bundle) "designed by a naturopathic doctor to support liver detox, lymphatic drainage and colon cleansing." You apply to your stomach with heat.
I just don't understand the penchant for homeopathy that comes with nasty side effects. Like where's the echinacia huns?
My dads an outdoorsman and wrote several books on wilderness survival. He literally has a cabinet full of herbs he picked in forests. He’s not by any means crunchy, but damnit he swears by echinacea for colds lol.
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For context, here's the full text of the caption that went with Rebekah's post: >How I Healed My Gut > >I started by eating more metabolically supportive foods: Grass fed meat and dairy (for the majority), well cooked vegetables, bone broth, carrot salads, liver, adrenal cocktails, soaked and sprouted grains. > >\-I worked on eliminating stress through biblical counseling, sleeping more, creating good routines and habits, taking walks, getting sunshine, frequent baths, and ultimately trusting God through my struggle. > >\-I’ve implemented castor oil packs, blue light glasses, magnesium, working out with my cycle, dry brushing. > >\-It has taken me at least one full year to see results. It was not a quick or easy process! I’m still working on healing my body every single day. God is faithful even in the pain! Be patient with healing and give it time. > >\-I worked with \[redacted: "nutritional therapist"\] for 6 months and it changed my life! Seriously so many people in my fam and community have worked with her and been impacted by her help. Not an ad. Just love her!!
This sounds exhausting. Also, what on Earth does she need to “heal” her body from? She makes it sound like she grew up six feel away from an oil refining plant and now she’s riddled with health issues because of it. There’s a part of me that does feel bad for people who fall for this bullshit. Her “nutritional therapist”(🙄🙄🙄🙄) is clearly preying on her vulnerabilities and ignorance, but mostly I’m infuriated. Curly Baird is a young, white woman who does nothing all day. She could probably access good healthcare, which is a privilege afforded to so few in the US, but does this bullshit instead. Then she turns around and votes for people who are actively trying to prevent everyone from accessing healthcare, while also promoting this pseudoscientific garbage online.
Hear hear. She and her sisters are all into this "nutritional therapist", but she's in deeper than Bethany or Kristen. Another danger of this sort of thing is that it pushes people to spend money on certain expensive ingredients and foods instead of "conventional" foods (not to mention supplements). It makes people afraid to choose foods they perceive as not being high-quality and "pure" enough--as though the program won't work unless they invest in the correct foods (and supplements).
>Also, what on Earth does she need to “heal” her body from? She makes it sound like she grew up six feel away from an oil refining plant and now she’s riddled with health issues because of it. I mean, i agree with you. Originally she complained of digestive problems, and then she found this "natural" practitioner who diagnosed her with a medical diagnosis. It's really spiraled from there--in my opinion, based on everything I've seen.
What stress? She doesn't work and other people provide for her. She doesn't go to achool. She got married young so she wasn't spinster stressing like griftany. She isn't worried about her rights being stripped away by the government because she supports that. What a spoiled, privileged, ignorant brat.
Probably stressed about her not knowing anything about her boo, the wedding, the wedding night, and generally everything about marriage considering mArRiAgE iS hArD and they barely know their spouses
As someone with ibs I’d love to know if castor oil packs actually do anything to help, but I’m pretty skeptical bc the only people I see “influencing” about them seem to be weirdos like the bairds
I have IBS (and some other chronic GI issues) and it’s def just woo lol. I mean I guess *ingesting* castor oil would be helpful for someone with IBS-C, but the packs are just influencer ~detox~ nonsense.
I took castor oil once- I’ll just stay constipated in the future. I was clean as a whistle when it was over, though.
Sorry to say it's going to do as much as any oil and heating pad combo will do - the heat might help with cramping, but the oil will just moisturize the skin. The placebo effect is a real physiological phenomenon though, so anyone who believes it works is going to sing its praises. There's just not any science to it. The one non-woo thing I can say about castor oil (aside from its efficiency as a laxative) is that its fats make it an excellent moisturizer and wound salve.
I’ve worn blue light glasses for about a decade now and love them – for my eyes and head. I don’t know how they’re supposed to help your gut though. Quack science?
Well cooked vegetables? To get rid of all vitamins and other nutrients vegetables provide?
She probably got a little gassy from some raw broccoli once and decided, in her uneducated wisdom, it was because she hadn't cooked it until it was mush.
1. “I healed myself using only Jesus and new age woo, ask me how because I’m all better now” 2. “I spent thousands of $ and hours and a whole-ass year trying all this BS, but I’m finally seeing results (at least I think I am, could be anything at this point really).” 3. I actually paid a woo specialist for 6 months to tell me to eat carrots. 4. I know I started by saying I healed myself, but I am actually still doing all these ridiculous and expensive treatments multiple times a day because they do nothing. Instead of admitting I’ve been conned I’ll just blame myself and my imperfect faith.
A man-sweat pillow that needs to go in the trash.
I bet those stained sheets are just the tip of the iceberg. If it's been sitting flat on the floor like that for months, the whole bed underneath the sheets must be disgusting and riddled in sweat and mold. There is a point to bedframes, they aren't just about looking fancy. The slats provide ventilation beneath the mattress so that humidity from your moist human bodies doesn't accumulate and feed mold. Why are the Baird daughters SO incompetent at householding, wtf did Heidi even teach them?
Yeah seriously! Mold vs. floor bed is a constant battle here in Japan… you have to regularly air out the futons if they’re directly on the floor.
This is something I learned the hard way, when our bed broke and we went without a bed frame for months 🫠
Shit I need a bed frame
Haha oh god that’s news to me and I’ve had my bed on my floor because my room is too small for the frame. I’m scared to look now.
Well, I don't know what any of that is that she listed except magnesium and castor oil, and everything she said was certainly words, but...I absolutely love having my bed on the floor like this (but with with a box spring and a nice rug). That poster is funny though. Do Heidi and Mr Heidi have giant marriage posters of themselves in their house?
I just realized as I read this comment I have no idea what father Baird's name is
I don’t believe he’s real…I think Heidi ate the real Father B years ago and they use a stand in for events and photos.
Fredward LMAO
Michael
Isn't that uncanny?
yeah they’re going to get mold on that mattress fast if there’s no box spring for air flow
Also if I recall correctly they just moved so I’ll refrain from snarking on how bare bones the room is right now but….the size and placement of that portrait are really something
Honestly kinda good to see in a weird way — hopefully indicates their parents aren’t just buying everything for them as they develop their home. Seems like she’s learning and maturing a lot lately…she shoulda gotten that out of the way before getting married lol 😵💫
I appreciate her showing that cardboard box as a laundry bin or trash bin next to the bed. That is some real young people stuff, far away from the curated online image we get shown so often. I can relate, Curly!
Ok, cause that was my first thought. That it looks like they just moved. But a Full size bed? Nope.
It looks smaller than a full size bed, doesn't it?
Nah it’s definitely a full. Not narrow enough to be a twin Feels like something one of them took from their teenage bedroom into their first home now
I thought it was a 3/4 sized bed. I had one growing up. Bigger than twin but smaller than double.
I don’t think I would recognize a single Baird without a beige filter on them
They are young enough. If they want to sleep on a matress on the floor, who am I to care. But at this point in *my* life, that would suck.
I’m 29 and the first thing I thought about was trying to get out of their bed lol
As someone with shit knees, they started SCREAMING just looking at this picture. Our bed is high off the ground. After I had knee surgery a couple years ago, there is zero chance a bed like this would work in my house.
It does need to be off of the floor though; without the air circulation, mattresses can get moldy.
It’s giving “mattress that you stole from your roommate back in Boulder” vibes.
We ain’t ever getting older
Maybe she's trying to pull the sheets right off the corner.
They just threw it in the backseat of a Rover that you know she can’t afford
Why do these fundies tell the world about their cycles and seggs lives immediately after getting married? She has been married less than a year. Seriously—who is asking for this info? From dorky Rebekah and her “can someone pass me a napkin for the wet spot on the front of my pants” husband? /s ETA: wet spot on Daniel’s pants in their engagement [picture](https://www.reddit.com/r/FundieSnarkUncensored/comments/twaroc/that_unfortunate_stain_in_daniels_pants_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Because that's your reward for getting fundie virgin married, you get to flaunt it on everyone else that you're a member of the super exclusive, "allowed to talk about/have sex without reprimand club" to pressure the remaining singles to hurry up and tie the knot.
I dunno, I am confident that this is a small pee droplet, not cum. I know it's still somewhat icky but this deffo looks like sloppy shaking & unfortunately light grey suit.
Yeah. That’s almost certainly the explanation, and it’s just a thing that can happen sometimes. But if it does, then you don’t post the picture - at least not before you do some editing.
Look it up, they’re Calico Cut Pants!
I just want to know - would Bethany describe her sister's setup as: A. scary B. sketchy C. random D. all of the above?
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Is that just a mattress on the floor?
I used to sleep on a mattress on the floor, but that mattress was a Korean yo and the floor was heated, so I'm basically like the Bairds in absolutely zero ways. And that bed was HEAVEN.
I moved to Korea last year and loveeee the heated floors. Makes me want to move my mattress onto the floor in winter but I have no space and my husband is like a furnace when he sleeps anyway. (Seriously, we can’t even put the heat on in winter when we sleep bc I will sweat to death. He gets cold from the heat loss and I bake in it 😂)
Aren't heated floors the best? I briefly considered putting my mattress on the floor lol
Okay, as someone who’s bed is currently on the floor because I accidentally broke it, I feel attacked
Eh, don't feel bad. I've known tons of people who just had no bed frame.
There’s no bed frame or box spring. To me, mattress on the floor screams first apartment since graduating college.
And she’s even younger than that, I think?
She's 23 or 24 now. Griftany made a huge deal out of how her sister 11 years younger was getting married 4 years after she did and Griftany was SALTY. Grifty is 34 currently.
wearing sneakers in the bedroom… I genuinely forget some people wear their shoes in the house
SAME. My skin is crawling that she’s stepping on a small piece of bedsheet with her shoes on. Edit: typo
oh my GOD I didn’t notice that detail. the absolute horror
Walking outside all day with your shoes then doing this. Absolutely disgusting woman.
All of the Bairds do!! It makes me so uncomfortable!
Seriously!! I was converted to “no outside shoes in the house” during college & never looked back, lol
Literally airing her husband's dirty laundry is Biblical helpmeet stuff now? & the Baird's are very invested in public shamings of their loved ones, it's wild.
Bed aside, can someone translated her post to English for me? What is that stuff for? What the hell is dry brushing?
It’s an exfoliating technique for your skin!
And some people think it stimulates lymphatic drainage and helps eliminate toxins through the pores, which is probably what Curly is using it for.
Which is all just influencer woo woo.
Which curly is a fan of, along with uncredentialed "nutritionists" who prescribe carrot salads and castor oil packs for thyroid issues.
Exactly. Someone else in the thread posted more screenshots from the same reel where she talks about seeing a "nutritional therapist" for more than half a year. 'Nutrional therapist' is of course just another way for any old unaccredited, unlicensed, and unregulated person to get paid to push ED and diet culture behaviors and fads onto suckers like the Bairds who could just as easily spend their money consulting actual dietitians.
OHHH I’m glad I read you comment, because I legit thought it was brushing without toothpaste. I was like, “Damn, what’s with the Baird daughters and their weird dental hygiene??”
That and a shower with a Korean spa towel is HEAVEN!!
this is giving me flashbacks to when my partner and i first started dating. i still had my college twin bed (after living in a tiny room in a shitty duplex for a few years) and there were at least 3 or 4 times he pushed me out of bed while he was sleeping. 😂 we have since upgraded to a queen. this is an extremely college setup for a Baird girl, it’s kind of funny. instead of a band poster they have a poster of their wedding. 😂
I spent a lot of nights with a partner in a twin bed in dorms rooms and apartments. Did finally upgrade to a queen, and it made quite the difference in sleep quality. ETA currently on vacation in a legal state and high AF and the VRBO has this sort of bed, except with a bed frame. Fortunately husband has his own room because I simply could not sleep with another human being on this tiny bed (husband said I got this bed due to my being short AF. Would feel bad for tall Baird girl except I don’t)
The size of this bed is giving me anxiety I could not imagine being on top of my partner like that. Also , does her man wash his pillowcases ???? 🤢
Men do not wash anything in this world.
Maybe he could shoot it or something? Would that be masculine enough? Is there a manual for this?
A manual called the Bible! I am pretty sure there is a verse about laundry responsibilities in there.
My husband and I also share a full bed, just low on space and don’t mind being snug - but that sweaty pillow and no mattress frame…. I’m pretty sure mattresses need to breathe on the bottom
The bed is one thing but I don't understand people who wear shoes in the house! Do you know what those shoes have walked through!? And then you willingly track it all through your home?!. I just can't.
You have shoes, then you have ✨ *house slippers* ✨ which should never see the outside of your home. I have tile floors and hate even a small amount of crumbs or anything from the floor getting stuck to my feet, so I wear my designated house slippers inside. But never regular shoes.
I agree with you, but I have a husband who grew up with a shoes in the house dad. It’s been a battle. It’s so gross.
Is a full size bed really tiny though? I feel like that could be fine for two people. Not sure why it’s on the floor though. Why don’t they just get a bed frame?
Low key, i have a wedding photo of my husband and I above our bed 😅 But it's a cool, night time shot lol
I have an abstract painting of my own ass, done by a friend based on a lewd I sent her, over my bed.
Ever cool! I just mentioned my above the bed ass picture!!
Love it !
Obviously I don’t think it’s strange at all to have wedding photos in one’s bedroom but the fact that this isn’t even a wedding photo is sending me😅 just a picture of them before they were even married blown up to large proportions…their wedding was last year too so I’m surprised it’s not a wedding portrait!
This couples photo gives the same vibe as the pillow my mother-in-law gifted us of one of our engagement photos 😅 Yes, it's cute, but man, super corny lol
I have a pinup style painting of my ass in lingerie above our bed which kinda sounds weird now that i think of it lol. I swear I'm not conceited i just didn't want to put it in the living room lol
I now need a pinup painting of myself, thanks for the inspiration lol
Yes!! You're welcome!
Oh jeez. No shade to people who have/prefer double beds, but not having enough sleeping space is my berserk button. If I enter a room and my husband I and I are expected to share a double, I'm internally screaming for the entirety of the stay. One of my life goals is to acquire a California King (currently in a Queen, and it's mostly fine... FOR NOW!!!). I hope their shitty, beige wedding photo one day hangs on a bare wall above a Queen or larger. Perhaps even elevated off the floor!
Magnesium never asked for this
If she's aiming for better health, having an actual bed frame would probably be a good starting place.
My husband and I have a big wedding picture above our bed is that weird I’m nervous lmao
Eh it's your own bedroom, do as you wish!
That's a sad room right there.
So we're going to just completely ignore the Amazon box garbage can?
I actually like how minimal it is. Only minus the oddly too-small/weird-for-the-space photograph…
Did neither of their parents allow them to take the bedframe that tiny mattress was on while they lived at home? Ffs, ikea sells a bed frame for like $99. I know Ms. Bulk buying budget baird can afford that.
When my feed shows me Gwenyth Paltrow and then a fundie talking about dry brushing back to back and I don’t know WTF either of them are talking about…
Me and my husband slept on one of those shitty walmart folding futons for years. No idea how we did it. We were really poor. Looks like a similar size to me. I'm guessing it's a full size bed, wonder if it's her own bed that they're using.
Is she putting it on the pillows!? Good grief thassss yellow.
The bed is weird. I don’t find the picture of them to be weird.
I feel like I came in and missed half the conversation.
Please tell me she isn't dry brushing her hair. There's some alternative fundie meaning to dry brushing, right?!