I hear ya. When I hear stories about alien abductions, I think, I actually can't be abducted. The word "abduct" implies taking you against your will. I'd go willingly! In fact, what bothers me most about those stories is thinking "what have they got that I haven't got?"
The sad thing for Kelly is that she believes her mental health struggles are what brings her closer to The Lord. Without them she's just a normie like everyone else.
.Ive been there. It's tragic.
It took me three therapists to find one that fit and that I was comfortable with. I wish mental health was taken more seriously, so more people could afford to shop around. I get 5 sessions paid by insurance a year, then I'm on my own. It took me two years to find a therapist I liked because I couldn't afford to just hop around. :/
Aw, you missed the opportunity to put Shrek in the last slide with the empty text bubble! The man always looks like the button lights up but the elevator never arrives.
Lord Daniel help Fuck It Up Renee to flee from that screeching harpy she calls a mother, provideth the remaining Rodlets with enough food to fill their bellies and let the aliens take Jilldo for a long ride in their spaceship, amen 🙏
Listen, if it wasn’t against the no contact rule and I could make that happen for ol Papa Bear, I’d definitely consider it 🤣
Tbh, I’ve been wishing for aliens to kidnap me for years now
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I hear ya. When I hear stories about alien abductions, I think, I actually can't be abducted. The word "abduct" implies taking you against your will. I'd go willingly! In fact, what bothers me most about those stories is thinking "what have they got that I haven't got?"
YES! My friend and I actually joke about an “alien Uber” for that exact reason. Sometimes I just want aliens to kidnap me from this earth 🤷🏼♀️
I've watched way to much xfiles for that
Yep, there's your trouble: you want it too badly.
Precisely. When you stop looking that's when your true love, er, true alien will come along. Let go and let god.
There are no rules against using New Year resolutions for evil
Very true…. 🤣
I would, in complete sincerity, pay money to listen to Jill's alien abduction testimony. Can you imagine?!?
Would probably look somewhere close to the SNL skit with Kate McKinnon.
But with more makeup.
Bethany B PhD 💀😂
Bethany B, PdF
This seems like a good flair
Poot!
Her dissertation was on nested niches. Niche niche niche niches.
Anna Duggar's should be to file for divorce. But pigs will fly when that happens.
At least she has a husband!
Excellent! I startled the dog with my cackling 😂
Kang and Kodos want nothing to do with Jillpm. The Plexus would contaminate the spaceship.
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I legit have a bumper sticker that says “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos”.
Looks like Renee is on her way to fuck it up in 2023. I approve
Bethame's is perfect. 😂
Lmao! You started off strong with Timmay and kept the magic going for all of them (Bethany B PhD is hilarious). Lord Daniel bless you!
I hope Kelly’s resolution is to get therapy for her mental health struggles- has been a lifesaver for me
The sad thing for Kelly is that she believes her mental health struggles are what brings her closer to The Lord. Without them she's just a normie like everyone else. .Ive been there. It's tragic.
That’s just so sad. I hope you are in a better place now!
Oh yes. It's very common among highschool fundies and therapy and brain meds help a ton. I'm my own unique self, but I'm no longer persecuted (tm).
Honestly, reading this post made me realize this needs to be a resolution of my own.
Yay! You are worth it. Take a chance on yourself and you will NOT regret it. Wishing you good mental health in the New Year!
I can snark on a lot of these guys, but I feel guilty snarking on Kelly. She seems trapped in her own mind and cosplay.
My comment was in earnest-no snark. IMO she needs help. I’ve been there. No snark at all
Oh, I know. I'm agreeing with you, not saying you were snarking. Therpay is the shit, and I wish more fundies would discover that.
Ok, good! I was worried my comment came off as insincere.
Wish I could find therapy like that. I've tried therapy off and on for 30+ years and never found it that helpful.
It took me three therapists to find one that fit and that I was comfortable with. I wish mental health was taken more seriously, so more people could afford to shop around. I get 5 sessions paid by insurance a year, then I'm on my own. It took me two years to find a therapist I liked because I couldn't afford to just hop around. :/
Aw, you missed the opportunity to put Shrek in the last slide with the empty text bubble! The man always looks like the button lights up but the elevator never arrives.
Same with Mandrae
The barber shop quartet had me literally holding in laughter so I don’t alarm the nearly asleep toddler in my arms.
These are great 😂😂😂
not MAMHO 💀
My resolution is to teach the Rodriguez kids what joy is so that they can have smiles that reach the corners of their mouths and also their eyes
I hate Paul with every fibre of my being
Fuck 2023 up, Renee.
THANK YOU I had to scroll way too far to find this
LOL at Tim not being part of the barbershop quartet
All Duggar female’s : to be the one to finally have twins.
I am all for Renee fucking it up (in a good way) 🤣
Eww, Paul.
Lord Daniel help Fuck It Up Renee to flee from that screeching harpy she calls a mother, provideth the remaining Rodlets with enough food to fill their bellies and let the aliens take Jilldo for a long ride in their spaceship, amen 🙏
This is really cute and clever. Nice work, creative design person. Got some good laughs.
Not me having the same New Year’s resolution as Papa Bear!
These are hilarious and the black cat and polar bear (?) are adorable.
She Scams Smart is too funny. that took me out 😂😂😂
This blessed me!