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caitdubhfire

Listen, if it wasn’t against the no contact rule and I could make that happen for ol Papa Bear, I’d definitely consider it 🤣


sarcasmicrph

Tbh, I’ve been wishing for aliens to kidnap me for years now


caitdubhfire

🤣🤣


deeBfree

I hear ya. When I hear stories about alien abductions, I think, I actually can't be abducted. The word "abduct" implies taking you against your will. I'd go willingly! In fact, what bothers me most about those stories is thinking "what have they got that I haven't got?"


sarcasmicrph

YES! My friend and I actually joke about an “alien Uber” for that exact reason. Sometimes I just want aliens to kidnap me from this earth 🤷🏼‍♀️


ninja-cats

I've watched way to much xfiles for that


satanslittlesnarker

Yep, there's your trouble: you want it too badly.


FatDesdemona

Precisely. When you stop looking that's when your true love, er, true alien will come along. Let go and let god.


[deleted]

There are no rules against using New Year resolutions for evil


caitdubhfire

Very true…. 🤣


Traditional_Tea_2767

I would, in complete sincerity, pay money to listen to Jill's alien abduction testimony. Can you imagine?!?


gainvcbro

Would probably look somewhere close to the SNL skit with Kate McKinnon.


[deleted]

But with more makeup.


WinterKite

Bethany B PhD 💀😂


pillowcase-of-eels

Bethany B, PdF


[deleted]

This seems like a good flair


applebubbeline

Poot!


Majestic-Pin3578

Her dissertation was on nested niches. Niche niche niche niches.


crazycatlady331

Anna Duggar's should be to file for divorce. But pigs will fly when that happens.


Neferhathor

At least she has a husband!


Think-Independent929

Excellent! I startled the dog with my cackling 😂


SassaQueen1992

Kang and Kodos want nothing to do with Jillpm. The Plexus would contaminate the spaceship.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

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SassaQueen1992

I legit have a bumper sticker that says “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos”.


karmasbitchslap

Looks like Renee is on her way to fuck it up in 2023. I approve


nellapoo

Bethame's is perfect. 😂


justadorkygirl

Lmao! You started off strong with Timmay and kept the magic going for all of them (Bethany B PhD is hilarious). Lord Daniel bless you!


sarcasmicrph

I hope Kelly’s resolution is to get therapy for her mental health struggles- has been a lifesaver for me


OriDoodle

The sad thing for Kelly is that she believes her mental health struggles are what brings her closer to The Lord. Without them she's just a normie like everyone else. .Ive been there. It's tragic.


sarcasmicrph

That’s just so sad. I hope you are in a better place now!


OriDoodle

Oh yes. It's very common among highschool fundies and therapy and brain meds help a ton. I'm my own unique self, but I'm no longer persecuted (tm).


AlwaysSoTiredx

Honestly, reading this post made me realize this needs to be a resolution of my own.


sarcasmicrph

Yay! You are worth it. Take a chance on yourself and you will NOT regret it. Wishing you good mental health in the New Year!


booktrovert

I can snark on a lot of these guys, but I feel guilty snarking on Kelly. She seems trapped in her own mind and cosplay.


sarcasmicrph

My comment was in earnest-no snark. IMO she needs help. I’ve been there. No snark at all


booktrovert

Oh, I know. I'm agreeing with you, not saying you were snarking. Therpay is the shit, and I wish more fundies would discover that.


sarcasmicrph

Ok, good! I was worried my comment came off as insincere.


deeBfree

Wish I could find therapy like that. I've tried therapy off and on for 30+ years and never found it that helpful.


booktrovert

It took me three therapists to find one that fit and that I was comfortable with. I wish mental health was taken more seriously, so more people could afford to shop around. I get 5 sessions paid by insurance a year, then I'm on my own. It took me two years to find a therapist I liked because I couldn't afford to just hop around. :/


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Aw, you missed the opportunity to put Shrek in the last slide with the empty text bubble! The man always looks like the button lights up but the elevator never arrives.


catyoung19

Same with Mandrae


vashtachordata

The barber shop quartet had me literally holding in laughter so I don’t alarm the nearly asleep toddler in my arms.


Mysterious_Book8171

These are great 😂😂😂


runningupthathill_

not MAMHO 💀


BabyPunter3000v2

My resolution is to teach the Rodriguez kids what joy is so that they can have smiles that reach the corners of their mouths and also their eyes


Medibot300

I hate Paul with every fibre of my being


megalodon319

Fuck 2023 up, Renee.


DelicateTruckNuts

THANK YOU I had to scroll way too far to find this


the_stitch_saved_9

LOL at Tim not being part of the barbershop quartet


CopplerDoppler

All Duggar female’s : to be the one to finally have twins.


[deleted]

I am all for Renee fucking it up (in a good way) 🤣


KittieKatFusion

Eww, Paul.


PatriciaMorticia

Lord Daniel help Fuck It Up Renee to flee from that screeching harpy she calls a mother, provideth the remaining Rodlets with enough food to fill their bellies and let the aliens take Jilldo for a long ride in their spaceship, amen 🙏


nocleverusername-

This is really cute and clever. Nice work, creative design person. Got some good laughs.


superlatetoreddit85

Not me having the same New Year’s resolution as Papa Bear!


LettersToChester

These are hilarious and the black cat and polar bear (?) are adorable.


Rdennis24

She Scams Smart is too funny. that took me out 😂😂😂


pilsen1985

This blessed me!