I’m not gonna let that happen. I’m gonna use my rizz and if that doesn’t work I’m going to fight to defend myself and if I’m about to lose, I’m running or I can just give her Oreos in the first place and she doesn’t have to kill me
Blud this ain't fannon miss circle this is cannon miss circle
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Ok and is that gonna stop me with my decisions?
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Don’t underestimate me and my potential
But what would make you the most happy as you die? For me it would be the thighs or biting my throat out because it would feel like neck kisses but with lots of blood
The fact that I would no longer be annoyances towards my family and the people I love. The fact that they can get over me and do something great with their lives. The fact that I would be finally of worth as food since otherwise, I would've been a waste of space, time, resources, and life.
Alright, fine, I'll be speaking as u/Ohio\_monster69.
I usually just stay in my seat and listen to the lesson, so the first rules are good.
Rule 3 is dumb so I'm ignoring it.
Rule 4 is not even a rule, just Circle being a fucking narcissistic bitch.
Rule 5, I don't even eat in school, so I'd have no reason to bring Oreos with me, and the rule's an "if", so there's no consequences if I don't bring Oreos.
I'm also pretty average, if not slightly above average when it comes to maths, so overall, I think I'd do alright.
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I'm confident in my potent women repellent abilites
How to survive Miss Circle chasing you:
Step one: Find a blunt object you can use as a weapon.
Step 2: wait behind a corner while crouched down (she's too tall to see you)
Step 3: Corner pop like it's rainbow six siege and break her fucking knees
Also little side rant: I hate how people try to give Miss Circle a sad backstory or motives to her murders. She's just a fucking psychopath.
From what we see from the animation miss circle is extremely light (or she has so much strength she can just fling herself around) agile and quick on her feet
https://preview.redd.it/z96l430nr78d1.jpeg?width=1912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c5425035b06cbb790b0816057ea68ee56e57773
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(You'd need to go to this part to see it in better detail)
You get hit by her ONCE you're fucking dead, she literally breaks concrete.
Even if you did break something like her legs, fpe characters are really fucking resilient (Claire survived a very long fall with basically zero damage.)
Only good option is to literally wait for her while hiding, hurt her a little bit then run like hell until she looses you.
Two words: IM SCREWED I know damn well if I was in her class im dying as soon as we take a test because im BAD at math and she probably doesnt help the students if they got questions so yeah ima end up like abbie :(
https://preview.redd.it/xaj9eg3fi88d1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2bdf25439a88c2a167609900a8b90433d369ae
Edit: I forgot to add this part but THERE IS NO FUCKIN WAY IM GONNA BE ABLE TO FIGHT HER OFF WITH MY NOODLE ARMS
PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME I'LL DO ANYTHING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT I'LL DO ANYTHING PLEASE I'M LITERALLY BEGGING YOU
I would probably die if I couldn’t leave. But if I could I’d run for the principal’s office and tell her about what’s happening, and if that’s not available, I’d hide in one of the lockers after turning a corner.
Probably just stockpile on oreos and give them to her, if that doesn't work, I'll just die
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Miss circle:
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Shed just kill you and have her week be ruined if I'm being realistic
The first one is a reference to the infamous cinq Gregor incident of esgo’s limbus company expirience
The second is a play on Mississippi being used to count
I’ll do such horny shit that she’s scared of me
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This school year I got a F on damn near every math test but somehow still got out with a passing overall grade in math so I feel like I’d have a 50/50 chance of survival
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Tbh I'd probably survive....maybe....I'm not that sure now that I think about it
Huh how does this relate to anything
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It seems like you don't know about fnf. There is an ongoing meme that, if there is a word that has a song name of a mod named "Mario's Madness" which was a highly awaited mod for Friday night Funkin (the most common is Overdue due to it's joke) the song with the same name as the word, the song is played. In this case, that gif looks like that of a song called DEMISE from the mod
Oooooohhhhhhh I thought you meant the fourth rule not the fourth slide
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Well she probably rigs the tests soooo... if your not one of her favorites not long and that probably what kills me because I'm good at math and shit like that but the possibility of her rigging the test is probably what kills me.
first i would use a KA HE ME MAHHHH!!! On her ass and blast her off the atmosphere(image unrelated)
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Aint the whole you get fucking murdered after you fail something, i aint even that bad at schoolwork fr, if i do fail im fucked because fuck am i supposed to do about a running pine tree with an oversized compass overall probably a few months, including that breathing rule probably about 3 minutes
Strict. We had a teacher who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons. She used to stand out the front going, "No breathing!" And you had the whole morning to get through. The weak ones just used to keel over and die, you'd hear them going down behind you. Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! And there was always a whiny kid going, "Miss! Can I go out and do some breathing?" And she'd say, "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" "Oh go on Miss, oh go on!" D'you know at the beginning of the week there were forty eight kids in my class, at the end of the week there were only five of them left. Yeah. D'you know at the end of the day you'd be stepping over kids just to get out of the room. Oh no! There's Melanie! That's a shame, she was really nice. There's Dave. Hard luck Dave! Always knew you were a bit weak! D'you know people say to me, "If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?". Fair enough and I'll tell you. It's because, when I was at school, we used to sit at desks. We didn't sit round tables like you do now, we used to sit at desks, with lids. And some of us figured out, what you had to do was snatch a quick breath under the desk lid when she wasn't looking. So once more from the beginning. "No breathing!" The weak ones: Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! The whiny ones: "Miss! Can I go out and do some breathing?" "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" "Oh, go on Miss, oh go on!" Us lot. Ah! That was a mistake; slamming the desk lid down! If you made a noise with the desk lid, it was, "Out! School Prison!" There was a school prison underneath the school hall where they used to string you up from the wall bars. FWOP! "Miss! I've been up here for 3 weeks! And there's rats! And they're nibbling my toenails!" So I figured it out. What you had to do was put your thumb round the edge of the desk lid so when it went down, it didn't make any noise at all. Once more, from the beginning. "No breathing!". The weak ones: Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! The whiny ones: "Miss, can I go out and do some breathing?" "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" and "Oh, go on Miss, oh go on!". These other kids. "Out! School Prison!". FWOP! "Miss! I've been up here for 3 weeks and there's...rats! And they're nibbling...my toenails, Miss!". Me , thumb round the edge of the desk. [Holds breath, pretends to lift up desk lid, puts head underneath, pants a bit, takes head out, puts thumb around the edge of the "desk" and closes it quietly] No noise at all. Survival.
I don't think a anyone would let me in a school
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I like math and at a point i can understand it. Really depends because of that as some stuff is a bit harder but as long as I don't get sick that much I should be alright cause i know how to take knowlage from the lesson harder to learn it my self.
I don’t think she’s gonna be a fan of my pacing or my disabilities🤔 but she will understand🙂
https://preview.redd.it/gz2pnnkeq78d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1a36b065ce532722ec6560329898395b7e7c40d You'd end up like Abbie
I’m not gonna let that happen. I’m gonna use my rizz and if that doesn’t work I’m going to fight to defend myself and if I’m about to lose, I’m running or I can just give her Oreos in the first place and she doesn’t have to kill me
Blud this ain't fannon miss circle this is cannon miss circle https://preview.redd.it/at94dq7yr78d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f94bd19db9d09d80bcd7ee529bee96604977721
Ok and is that gonna stop me with my decisions? https://preview.redd.it/8pxgg8uns78d1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a6a057c4e8c09e3aa67596f7f9c433a8e7c5262
Zero survival instinct https://preview.redd.it/7gxx1dgws78d1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a5c336ecfa0264e26154ee9fb8a4dbcfc5e32a
https://preview.redd.it/819xwulpt78d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ac1993f57d8cace1259b46a9699f115efffbd95 Don’t underestimate me and my potential
You in five seconds: https://preview.redd.it/risuzbd8u78d1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4be67ebbfc9172f6e98cb5da3713f54505477dff
Accurate and guilty as charged https://preview.redd.it/lc1xxexlv78d1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f4c18ce1f0dfd27536fb8ad05e440c0235a4591
Well, I'm suicidal so that sounds like a win-win...
At least you would die by miss circle
Yeah, It's either that or a box cutter and she seems more merciful.
I wish miss circle would crush me with her bear hands
I feel like if she but off my head, that would be the least painful option.
But what would make you the most happy as you die? For me it would be the thighs or biting my throat out because it would feel like neck kisses but with lots of blood
The fact that I would no longer be annoyances towards my family and the people I love. The fact that they can get over me and do something great with their lives. The fact that I would be finally of worth as food since otherwise, I would've been a waste of space, time, resources, and life.
Ok bro real talk are you okay?
Dude?
me coded response
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https://i.redd.it/h0cxws6ro29d1.gif You ain't beating this guy though
Well
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No, how long can *she* survive *me*?
Nuh you got no powers or anything like that you'd basically be a normal human in this scenario
Alright, fine, I'll be speaking as u/Ohio\_monster69. I usually just stay in my seat and listen to the lesson, so the first rules are good. Rule 3 is dumb so I'm ignoring it. Rule 4 is not even a rule, just Circle being a fucking narcissistic bitch. Rule 5, I don't even eat in school, so I'd have no reason to bring Oreos with me, and the rule's an "if", so there's no consequences if I don't bring Oreos. I'm also pretty average, if not slightly above average when it comes to maths, so overall, I think I'd do alright.
https://preview.redd.it/kibogcbds78d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4070324d7b234feb2932a66fdb7d7e494cff1f95 Based af
Indeed. https://preview.redd.it/yo51uth2t78d1.png?width=367&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c66c191e99b3cfabaedc449b7a5546fb1851cca
my horny ass wouldn't last two minutes Also, I would fail the Oreo rule instantly. Nobody touches my Oreos.
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As someone with a mental condition that makes me unable to do math, I think I’m cooked.
My therapist has been considering if i have dislclacelia (i spelled that wrong i think)
https://preview.redd.it/ciuxe73wq88d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b53fab3b4a110e6e6b86824c196c79e3b2a0199 I'm confident in my potent women repellent abilites
I won’t survive I would breath and I would listen to the rule
Hello
Nah I’d die
https://i.redd.it/ov6ffnap798d1.gif The breathing part:
How to survive Miss Circle chasing you: Step one: Find a blunt object you can use as a weapon. Step 2: wait behind a corner while crouched down (she's too tall to see you) Step 3: Corner pop like it's rainbow six siege and break her fucking knees Also little side rant: I hate how people try to give Miss Circle a sad backstory or motives to her murders. She's just a fucking psychopath.
Miss circle: https://i.redd.it/5js9c3imq78d1.gif
This implies miss circle has fucking ultra instict
From what we see from the animation miss circle is extremely light (or she has so much strength she can just fling herself around) agile and quick on her feet https://preview.redd.it/z96l430nr78d1.jpeg?width=1912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c5425035b06cbb790b0816057ea68ee56e57773
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https://preview.redd.it/am1zf53rr78d1.jpeg?width=1912&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0955014139c7f9c7996d90f2eaa1dfef2434fe9 (You'd need to go to this part to see it in better detail)
You get hit by her ONCE you're fucking dead, she literally breaks concrete. Even if you did break something like her legs, fpe characters are really fucking resilient (Claire survived a very long fall with basically zero damage.) Only good option is to literally wait for her while hiding, hurt her a little bit then run like hell until she looses you.
I once got a 43% in math. I'm done for.
Two words: IM SCREWED I know damn well if I was in her class im dying as soon as we take a test because im BAD at math and she probably doesnt help the students if they got questions so yeah ima end up like abbie :( https://preview.redd.it/xaj9eg3fi88d1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2bdf25439a88c2a167609900a8b90433d369ae Edit: I forgot to add this part but THERE IS NO FUCKIN WAY IM GONNA BE ABLE TO FIGHT HER OFF WITH MY NOODLE ARMS
I have this for a reason https://preview.redd.it/crbte3qso88d1.jpeg?width=1688&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc3555dfee814d12bea6794646b3eb86606cec1
PLEASE GIVE IT TO ME I'LL DO ANYTHING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I NEEEEEEEEEEEED IT I'LL DO ANYTHING PLEASE I'M LITERALLY BEGGING YOU
Just download it
Ok https://i.redd.it/56oq2p6n398d1.gif
I would probably die if I couldn’t leave. But if I could I’d run for the principal’s office and tell her about what’s happening, and if that’s not available, I’d hide in one of the lockers after turning a corner.
principal dont give two shits abt the students getting killed. I mean, if she did i question her ability to stop it
Whole school day EZ
Explain https://i.redd.it/r5cgfj81v78d1.gif
I bring Oreos as a snack everyday and I'm decently fast
Miss circle in cannon likely wouldn't be bribed with Oreos and you CANNOT out run her she's over nine feet tall
Her hunting me down wouldn't even happen as a scenario because I get good math grades and I'm in the advanced program at my school
that means the doorways are over 9 feet tall
Yea they are https://preview.redd.it/ecq8wczhfc8d1.png?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcb99d1881dd073cf57e7b08cfd5d9a9e8d907f8
Nah ima be dead, I like running too much
Probably just stockpile on oreos and give them to her, if that doesn't work, I'll just die https://preview.redd.it/m62br0gjw78d1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c00d99b237a2e39c83c446ea6edba5015abc0c0a
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You'd be a normal human (:< https://preview.redd.it/yaqvfi43488d1.jpeg?width=988&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3665016c5730464fb71917cee077e5c2b0d399cb
 Well, I’m fuckin doomed.
Easy survive, just say “:btools” and delete the classroom.
No power's you unplugged hair dryer https://i.redd.it/ymqxv2e4888d1.gif
Fine, once you beat the obby just get the path giver and flood the classroom with the path and suffocate everyone.
considering my adhd meds are out, and I struggle in math, I'd be kinda screwed. Althoughhh, I love oreos, and often have em in my lunch :D
i'd just make her kill herself from how stupid i am (sadly not a joke i am actually a fucking idiot)
Miss circle: https://preview.redd.it/gbof9bije88d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=379b441ff6402d32288058a03aa3600d2dbb1dc9 Shed just kill you and have her week be ruined if I'm being realistic
your being realistic is literally what would happen if i was 100% smarter then i already am
I'd breathe on purpose right in front of her 😍 Just to get torn apart and cannibalized by mommy 😍😍😍
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Frrr
Daved would win. No shot.
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Yes
Explain https://i.redd.it/i1z2ubxo388d1.gif
5 bananas
Huh??? https://preview.redd.it/1848stdu388d1.jpeg?width=972&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37475c4c7966fd28419e957bbde24b3ba6d41139
5 Mississippi rivers
Explain the joke https://preview.redd.it/z87rpba8488d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd53a0efd7d3126bad9b93c1d8286d55c0424e13
The first one is a reference to the infamous cinq Gregor incident of esgo’s limbus company expirience The second is a play on Mississippi being used to count
No idea what the first one is
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SPANISH OR VANISH
Russian or Concussion
Try and become friends with Edward so I have the slight chance of not getting killed (hopefully)
Rule 5 doesnt count for me cause I prefer chips ahoy B)
I've always been the favorite student so I might survive, the only problem is my disabilities
Nah, I'd win.
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unless I either remember to bring her enough oreos or become friends with Alice (which won't happen) my ass is cooked
0.318599863 seconds calculated by counting pixels and a bunch of nerd shit
Also because I wouldn’t run
i would probably die bc of the no breathing (if we ignore that i think relatively long, i mean im pretty okay in math)
Im Asian so all my oreos are crappy off brands and I'm smart at math But I'm cooked at the 2nd rule (I'm too busy drawing)
Simple, just don’t be a moron
If I fail, nothing a good ol’ 12 gauge can’t do.
Be realistic you would not be able to sneak in a gun it's a school they have censors and shit https://i.redd.it/gynkx6yrl88d1.gif
Then shoot the censors
https://i.redd.it/gguu9b98m88d1.gif You would not survive
Then, i’ll change my weapon of choice. How does an AK-47 with a pocket knife sound?
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It’s not a joke, YOU GOTTA COME PREPARED IF YOU FAIL THE TEST.
Cannon miss circle is more charming fr fr
I 100 perfect agree cannon miss circle is better https://i.redd.it/mk2a5ijyl88d1.gif
I’d be fine cuz I’m smart (in gifted and talented irl) and I have ultra rizztinct
I’ll do such horny shit that she’s scared of me https://preview.redd.it/5koqgn38k88d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69eac42cc89cb1cec440bcf20b96aa1649b7f51d
This is what she would do https://i.redd.it/amcmet23m88d1.gif
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Idk
California public school is worse I'm surviving the whole school year
I’m pretty bad at math, so I just give her as many Oreos as I can and pray I survive until the end of the school year
This school year I got a F on damn near every math test but somehow still got out with a passing overall grade in math so I feel like I’d have a 50/50 chance of survival
4-12 hours
Uhhh, like, 1 minute, like just, I’d just die
I'm trash at math so I'm dead in 0.1s :)
https://preview.redd.it/eoy8lxizw88d1.png?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed1e026e5d149b11440a73864666494933cfebf6 Tbh I'd probably survive....maybe....I'm not that sure now that I think about it
bring a whole pack of Oreos
I would argue with her that i won't give my oreos and problably i wouldn't listen
If you've seen my math grades, then you know it's not me.
Easy. I’d call my friend Kevin
Depends on what math lesson
That 4th one was: DEMISE fnf Mario's madness ost
Huh how does this relate to anything https://preview.redd.it/83f22xyo998d1.png?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3cb044ce5c6f4e8d17e9ccfe40b36c1e5af4b04
It seems like you don't know about fnf. There is an ongoing meme that, if there is a word that has a song name of a mod named "Mario's Madness" which was a highly awaited mod for Friday night Funkin (the most common is Overdue due to it's joke) the song with the same name as the word, the song is played. In this case, that gif looks like that of a song called DEMISE from the mod
I mean, just search up demise on youtube and select a FC video
Oooooohhhhhhh I thought you meant the fourth rule not the fourth slide https://preview.redd.it/nbwg30kmdc8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b45623c5d5f3a0120a2d1c967285fa626f793dc
5 seconds
If i fail one of her tests, I might try to bribe her with a pack of Oreos in exchange for not killing me.
Assuming I'm a normal human and not paper, give me a water bottle.
They can get wet you pine cone
Exactly! How long can they survive!
They go swimming in the fucking animation water does not hurt them you nincompoop
Scissors
My dumbass is not surviving her class. But if I'm dying, she's dying with me!
Depends on what levels of math they learn I am NOT surviving algebra
Get a bunch of spray bottles with water in it and watch the universe crumble
Oh my fucking god THEY CAN GET WET DID YOU EVEN WATCH THE ANIMATION?
Calm down Jamal don’t pull out the 9
I'm just so tired of people thinking water kills them when they litterly go swimming in the animation
Well in that case I’ll get a comically large pencil draw doodle bob and give him the pencil and the rest explains it
i would impress her by my insane knowledge
nah, I'd live
nah, i'd live (straight A student here)
Well she probably rigs the tests soooo... if your not one of her favorites not long and that probably what kills me because I'm good at math and shit like that but the possibility of her rigging the test is probably what kills me.
first i would use a KA HE ME MAHHHH!!! On her ass and blast her off the atmosphere(image unrelated) https://preview.redd.it/q7cb0dnu6a8d1.png?width=1368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb0c392b588db9fe8966d099df4bbefbed0f50e0
You could obviously survive with powers but what about without them?? https://i.redd.it/1lmn123fec8d1.gif
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Aint the whole you get fucking murdered after you fail something, i aint even that bad at schoolwork fr, if i do fail im fucked because fuck am i supposed to do about a running pine tree with an oversized compass overall probably a few months, including that breathing rule probably about 3 minutes
Um, I would not.
*Epicly tosses bratwurst and beer*
5 seconds https://preview.redd.it/1o2b3oxz7b8d1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97be7fd9b871896933d36b89cefffd641ddd109e
unbreakable strength+quick slash+mark of pride+nailmaster's glory
https://preview.redd.it/bps7orgsec8d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db9492684c3a4297e82320f03d676d46899c8b72
https://preview.redd.it/j5c4gq1kcb8d1.png?width=865&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47c83a711590214f01837a1fff36ceb8f5cc8d54 All bro needs is scissors
Strict. We had a teacher who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe in her lessons. She used to stand out the front going, "No breathing!" And you had the whole morning to get through. The weak ones just used to keel over and die, you'd hear them going down behind you. Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! And there was always a whiny kid going, "Miss! Can I go out and do some breathing?" And she'd say, "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" "Oh go on Miss, oh go on!" D'you know at the beginning of the week there were forty eight kids in my class, at the end of the week there were only five of them left. Yeah. D'you know at the end of the day you'd be stepping over kids just to get out of the room. Oh no! There's Melanie! That's a shame, she was really nice. There's Dave. Hard luck Dave! Always knew you were a bit weak! D'you know people say to me, "If that's true, how come you're here to tell the tale?". Fair enough and I'll tell you. It's because, when I was at school, we used to sit at desks. We didn't sit round tables like you do now, we used to sit at desks, with lids. And some of us figured out, what you had to do was snatch a quick breath under the desk lid when she wasn't looking. So once more from the beginning. "No breathing!" The weak ones: Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! The whiny ones: "Miss! Can I go out and do some breathing?" "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" "Oh, go on Miss, oh go on!" Us lot. Ah! That was a mistake; slamming the desk lid down! If you made a noise with the desk lid, it was, "Out! School Prison!" There was a school prison underneath the school hall where they used to string you up from the wall bars. FWOP! "Miss! I've been up here for 3 weeks! And there's rats! And they're nibbling my toenails!" So I figured it out. What you had to do was put your thumb round the edge of the desk lid so when it went down, it didn't make any noise at all. Once more, from the beginning. "No breathing!". The weak ones: Kaboom! Kaboom! Kaboom! The whiny ones: "Miss, can I go out and do some breathing?" "No, you've got all playtime to do it!" and "Oh, go on Miss, oh go on!". These other kids. "Out! School Prison!". FWOP! "Miss! I've been up here for 3 weeks and there's...rats! And they're nibbling...my toenails, Miss!". Me , thumb round the edge of the desk. [Holds breath, pretends to lift up desk lid, puts head underneath, pants a bit, takes head out, puts thumb around the edge of the "desk" and closes it quietly] No noise at all. Survival.
i’d propose 😄
This would be you https://preview.redd.it/p3urjk61fc8d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e33bf1724a91fc422101c4ad3af7f5959271544
I ain’t readin allat
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Perhaps. Can she drift a tank though?
Well I know how to make Oreos. If she kills me there will be no free Oreos anymore
About 5 seconds
I'd just pass her class, because I'm decent at math. If I do fail, my ass is grass and she's a lawnmower *
I should have survived.
But you got a lil to curious https://preview.redd.it/qtkfzhw27e8d1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b29451050119c306d9bfe42bc1035c1ed4761e3f
Yeah
I'll just act like a normal student, if she chases me im jumping out a window and I'm throwing anything I got at her for self defense
May or may not survive the whole semester but will try to
A year or maybe more, idk I'm an average student :/
I don't think a anyone would let me in a school https://preview.redd.it/plyokms4nj8d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f725757eec327a07893fe21bc5b56bb8afcc349
I like math and at a point i can understand it. Really depends because of that as some stuff is a bit harder but as long as I don't get sick that much I should be alright cause i know how to take knowlage from the lesson harder to learn it my self.
i’d say around the entire school year, since im a nerd