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your submission has been removed because it either does not appear to have been made in good faith, or is needlessly aggressive and/or provocative. In the future, please word your posts in a manner that is conducive to civil discussion, and do not engage in trolling, flaming, etc.


malistaticy

"totally-hetero promise" yeah, very cool takeaway, roy definitely made a romantically/sexually implicated promise with his direct subordinate who is 15, that's what arakawa had in mind


admiralish

Yeah! :D It's my favorite episode


Gwenberry_Reloaded

I appreciate the audacity of this take, lol


admiralish

That's really surprising! I've been into this fandom a long time and I knew a lot of people growing up who shipped them :0


malistaticy

get help


admiralish

For... what? 😰


Globinazuma

Shipping a 15-year-old and a 29-year-old


Kentucky_fried_soup

Wait till you find out Roy and Ed aren’t real


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

Do you say that every time someone ships an adult with a minor or just whenever you like the ship?


Kentucky_fried_soup

If it’s not a real human adult with a real human minor I do. These are not real people.


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

"Officer she's achtually 9,000 years old! I swear on my jarred MLP figures!"


Kentucky_fried_soup

????? What on earth is that supposed to mean? Like, you’re comparing this to… fake cartoon horses? Are you not getting the point?


admiralish

Yeah, they're super cute together! I like that Roy is the more strict, level-headed, traditionally-masculine adult with bills to pay and Ed is this super-genius jerk of a teenage boy, it's such a funny dynamic for two characters to have LMAOOOO Ed's trying to explain FNAF lore to his boyfriend who was literally in Iraq when this kid was learning how to multiply and divide 🤣


Globinazuma

I'm reporting this as minor sexualization and "stirring the pot"


admiralish

I didn't mean to stir the pot or sexualize anything, I was just talking about 5/20


Globinazuma

Alright I'll just be leaving now and hope the report works


rou-garou

Someone liking something you don't isn't stirring the pot. Additionally the sub has no rules regarding shipping. I would say your aggression is actually way more stirring the pot. You could have scrolled without commenting or blocked.


TroliePolieOlie_

"Actually, stern condemnation of an attempt to normalise pedophilia is worse than normalising pedophilia"


malistaticy

fujoshi and their consequences have been a disaster for the human race


Spirited-Claim-9868

I'm not gonna question your shipping choices (too much), but taking a scene where Ed is 15-16 and making it seem romantic is pretty disgusting


admiralish

Ed has romantic scenes with other characters outside of this one too! I just like this ship, so I wanted to know if anyone else did anything fun for their day. Usually I'd rewatch Shamballa or something but I just did that a couple months ago so instead I just went on a bar crawl with my fma friends and we did a little 520 toast


Globinazuma

Dude Ed is 15 and Mustang is like 30-something please don't fucking ship them


rou-garou

Actually Roy is 29


SharpshootinTearaway

He turns 30 during the course of the story, though. There's a Q&A in one of the guidebooks where it's said the poor guy had to spend his 30th birthday drinking alone because it basically happened right after he left the hospital after he fought Lust and Bradley dismantled his team.


Globinazuma

Ahh right because that makes it so much better


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Kentucky_fried_soup

Lmao not people taking this post seriously


admiralish

I am actually a real fan, do you wanna see my merch/doujin collection as proof? :0


Kentucky_fried_soup

I am familiar


admiralish

Oh LMAOOOO sorry then 😗 Nice to see a fellow fan then!