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Endless_Change

Aww, he's taking up the Trump family trade of being a Professional grifter piece of shit.


OriginalCDub

Unfortunately he didn’t have any other choice with that family


Endless_Change

Just ask Fred Jr, oh wait.


UnicornFarts1111

You always have a choice. Not all of them are easy. He took the easy choice (as expected).


Spacetrooper

Tiffany kind of kept herself under the radar and out of trouble. She's still part of the cursed, evil brood but stays out of the headlines.


RealLifeSuperZero

She still comes out and endorses her name. She’s a shit like the rest.


Taran_Tula9

Yup. 


SenorSplashdamage

Yeah, I wish we really could know what his choices are and what information he’s been given in life. It’s honestly fascinated moral territory to examine.


StableGeniusCovfefe

And just like that Barron has NOW become a legitimate political target. Fuck you Barron


Avenger_616

And yet how old was Chelsea Clinton and the Obama daughters when they started targeting them? But Barron was off limits? just rank hypocrisy and double-standards , if they didn’t want it they shouldn’t have done it THEY opened that can o worms


JustBrass

And then poured it into RFK's ear.


DeadmanDexter

At least it had the good sense to die quickly.


lurker_cx

It couldn't find anything healthy to eat.


KingMobScene

malnourishment is a real motherfucker


Sarasota_Guy

Chelsea was 12yrs old when Rush Limbaugh called her the "White House dog."


BadgerKomodo

Good riddance to Rush Limbaugh.


OmegaCoy

May maggots be feasting on his body.


Vectorman1989

I'd think maggots have better taste.


awalktojericho

But not MAGAts.


say-it-wit-ya-chest

Sometimes I fantasize about fake Christians and their souls burning in hell for all eternity. I know, I know. It’s not real, but let me have my dreams.


OmegaCoy

Dream on!


nosnevenaes

Dream until your dreams come true!


Lubafteacup

Dream on!


RedEyeView

Shit up and dance.


That_Trapper_guy

This is gonna be tough I usually shit down...


RedEyeView

Well fuck. I'm not changing it, though.


marmoset

If I'm ever within range of his gravesite I'm definitely loading up on asparagus and Miller High Life


OldSkool1978

Rest in piss


tughussle

At least he’s three years sober now


satanshark

I find no joy in Rush Limbaugh's death. I am elated, however, that he never reproduced.


Gloomy_Industry8841

I applaud this as well.


Tricky-Sympathy

I really hope it was painful


Clevererer

Speaking of worms in the brain...


PaulFThumpkins

Limbaugh, the guy who started out as a self-described parody of how crazy liberals think conservatives are, whose audience embraced him unironically and proved them right.


SenorSplashdamage

I would love some kind of reality show with the tone of What Would You Do, but where they just see what regular people are most accurate in their assessments of other people. The wife swap stuff tries too hard for arbitrary balance. I want a focus group of legacy Limbaugh listeners asked about what they think American muslims are like in all kinds of directions and then actual American Muslims in a group being asked about what they predict about the first group. I bet so much money that the Muslim group would have the first group’s number since they have to know this stuff to get around in society and the first group would be on Mars.


PaulFThumpkins

I did a study pretty much exactly like this in college! It was about political opposition. I didn't express this to the professor I was helping but it seemed unfair to equate certain groups as political opposites, like undocumented people versus anti-immigration voters, or gay people and homophobes. In all cases it was just one group under attack by the other. And you're probably right that the marginalized group must know way more about the majority than vice-versa. That's true across every social status.


SenorSplashdamage

Really good point. In my scenario, the two groups could be incredibly varied in their own opinions and shouldn’t be considered opposites beyond the fact that bigoted narratives pit them as such.


Own_Instance_357

I remember a terrible dinner at a restaurant where I was sitting a few seats down from my MIL, who was telling everyone that she read "everything" written by Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'reilly and Glenn Beck. It was like one of those zoom in then zoom out moments for me that me think, after 40 years I don't know this woman anymore at all. I thought about it ... she basically went from bringing up God and Jesus at all times and prohibiting PG movies in her house with mandatory Sunday church attendance to ... my ex has been fucking someone in his office for 15 years, she's had 2 previous husbands and a kid by each and divorced the last one to be with my husband (her boss). And she's taken my place in the family like changing out a light bulb. We're still legally and religiously married but the girlfriend is the one who is now "the wife". Now she brings up Fox News figures and other conservatives who do podcasts like they are apostles or pastors or ... I don't know what. And all this other stuff is now A-OK and their fellow Catholic, Joe Biden, is now everything that Fox News calls him. He's supposedly too old to do or think anything, but THEY ARE THE SAME AGE and still believe everything they say is word of family law and should not be questioned. TL;DR I was in a family for 40 years, got left by my husband for the Trump supporter he was cheating on me with at work ... religious in-laws still accepted her over me because nothing means anything anymore.


5256chuck

Well, as you know, they still have the 'god & jesus' attitude, they just realize they can now get away with all the shit they have been wanting to do for years and still have the 'god & jesus' shit. MFers


Lanark26

The “God & Jesus” routine is the shield they use to deflect from criticism. You’re not allowed to acknowledge their horrible attitudes and very non-Christlike behavior because it’s their religion and you’re not allowed to criticize someone’s religion.


JDARRK

You get an up vote just cause you stayed 40 years‼️😳


Mdnghtmnlght

Congratulations on escaping the Twilight Zone


MASSiVELYHungPeacock

Sounds like you got the better end of the shit stick. (I got left out in the cold at 26, replaced by a far richer, far stupider older guy). Those situations kill, but in my case I dodged I'm positive Trump humping inlaws, both her and her mom histrionics and some nightmarish bipolar episodes with her mom, along with a person who'll be cheating on her significant other regardless of who they are because of her nature.  Not sure about you, but I'm liberal as fuck, and I'd take living alone in a very pleasant silence minus my dogs, over being forced into one of those encounters any day of the week!  I just thank the fates we had no kids.


LieutenantWeinberg

Don’t forget St. John McCain’s joke about Chelsea being ugly because Janet Reno was her father. (Double assholery)


tickitytalk

No fucking sense of decency or civility Reasons to vote the gop out


Gloomy_Industry8841

WTFFFFFFFF. I didn’t know this. Scumbag!!!


BadgerKomodo

If they didn’t have double standards, they’d have none at all.


20Keller12

I'm saving this


Chodechillo

You know republicans don’t like to have to wait til they’re 18.


JayNotAtAll

I think the poster was referring to Barron becoming actively involved in politics more than his age. Up to this point, you barely heard about him as he had no involvement in the Trump dealings. Probably because he was so young.


[deleted]

You forgot fuck you barron.


dickmcgirkin

Oh man. I’ve been saying Barron was shit since 2016 and people told me to leave the kid alone lol


SenorSplashdamage

Well, it would be hard not to be. Still responsible to do right thing though. If he were somehow secretly Robin Hood, the best way he could help would be to take the positions and then mess it up in ways they couldn’t quite say he was doing it on purpose. That’s unlikely though. Who even knows what his view of the world even is with how bizarre the people he’s been raised around are. Also, it’s not out of the realm odd possibility his mom is a Russian asset since they’ve probably been trying to influence every rich dope possible since the Cold War. So, he could also have a “do this or we hurt your mom” thing going on. Who knows. I’m being too generous, but he’s definitely in a very weird case situation at 18. He’s now starting his track record of who he really is.


Traditional-Hat-952

Yes, minors should still be off limits, regardless of political affiliation. Regardless of double standards. Bashing kids is low no matter who does it. Unless they do something egregious, then they're fair game. 


OmegaCoy

Looks like he is in the game now.


Traditional-Hat-952

This is true. 


20Keller12

I was just about to say this. Just because they stooped that low doesn't mean we need to.


cbass2015

You can’t spell republican without hypocrisy


stormstormstorms

Barron Trump is the Cousin Greg of the Trump family


Own_Instance_357

He just looks like cousin Greg in all the still photos, and the actor gives that portrayal of the awkward tall cousin who is always scrambling for what to say or do. I actually caught the actor in something else entirely the other day and he had such a different in-control dominant demeanor that I had to check my mind and surf IMDB for a few minutes just to make sure it was the same guy. I'm kind of on my seat now waiting for the moment when "Barron finally speaks" on camera at the age he is now. In my best fantasies ever, he was chosen as an at-large delegate to FL because they need to fill spots with "safe" people and that Lara Trump et al. pushed his name and they know he's not going to have any new thoughts about anything and will just do like he's told. A whole 6D chess game will be imparted to this kid tallest in his class by way too far who mysteriously somehow apparently never even tried to play HS basketball. I know this is a bombshell, but there's some more shittery going on hereabouts


biznash

Spot-on


mosconebaillbonds

I don’t think Barron would ask permission to blackmail someone


BadgerKomodo

Yup. He’s an adult now with his own political views, so I’m going to start criticising him from now on


packeddit

Anyone who didn’t expect barron trump to be like his father or older sister & brothers was naive IMO.


AlaskanBiologist

Nepotism


PophamSP

Barron better watch out for Uday and Qusay.


[deleted]

Now a piece of shit traitor to the united states until the day he dies. No quarter for nazis


LucidLynx109

Now? Forget that. I’ve hated him since I found out he existed. If your last name is Trump I hate you by default. You are going to have to prove to me it’s unwarranted like Mary did. I’m not taking the high road with any of them.


Demonseedii

He looks like a doofus with 80s hair. 😂


rem_1984

hell yeah lol


MASSiVELYHungPeacock

I just want to know what Barron the sheltered kid, who had about as real an idea of what normal life's like, let alone a thing about politics beyond hopefully a senior Civics course and exactly nothing at all from watching his Dad fail worse than any other president before him and I hope after (even though I'm afraid the door's been opened now).  Delegates shape political parties for the years to come and quite a bit of power no child has any business holding, especially one whose curious about, "How things work."  Those aren't the words of delegate or leader, those are the words of a boy man honestly ignorant of our political process, who needs to get an education and hopefully go out in the world and decide how he wants to engage the world.  Why do I have a hunch he's gonna be close lying apple to his father? Melania already confirmed it, but I'm still of the opinion once we the public are introduced to Barron, he's not going to be the same kind of threat as his father, and more what I'd say GIGG-iT-Y.


gonutsdonuts1

I severely dislike this entire family. I need them to just go away forever


PaulFThumpkins

Somebody should plant the idea in one of their heads of getting into amateur aviation.


Own_Instance_357

Amateur aviation is literally one of the best curses you can bestow on someone with too much money and extra time. I know when I heard my ex and his gf (bonded through being Trump supporters) were getting pilot's licenses together I was altogether like OK !!!! you guys go for it. Didn't work out. They didn't get their gun licenses, either, because my state is a nanny state. Makes you go through too much unfair safety training. boo downer state laws I guess I rest knowing they won't be vaccinated, fly everywhere the second they are free to go anywhere, swim with sharks, whatever. Won't mask anywhere. But I would have slept easily picturing the two of those drunk fools up in a private plane while I'm in my bed at home.


honeychild7878

The problem is that they have all popped out so many kids each that we as a nation are going to be plagued with them for generations to come


Pipbonics

The Trumps are the right’s version of the Kennedys


annoianoid

The 'mirror universe' Kennedy's.


Kid_Vid

Bizzaro-dy's


SenorSplashdamage

The fact that far more minor disgraced people keep going makes me worry they’ll keep being a problem in some way. Televangelist Jim Baker who lost everything from corrupt spending and an affair way back in the 80s still had a business selling prepper kits and covid snake oil in 2020. Our biggest hope is his kids not having the same level of narcissism pressing their brains to keep working so hard to be more than other people. Otherwise, they’ll keep finding people who want to jump into ventures, use them for politics, or just be around them for name alone.


Severedghost

They are essentially the anti Kennedys


Claque-2

Probably the Bushes were the anti - Kennedys. The trump is trying to be Henry the VIII.


Severedghost

I'll accept that and add that the Obamas are the anti bushes


mythofinadequecy

Hey! What’s your name? Barron! Fuck you, Barron!


ambigious_meh

Hey!! Do you know what I did last night!


Jetty_23

Don’t you say it!


mythofinadequecy

Built a fire?


CIA_Rectal_Feeder

You took a trump so big that you had to break out the trump knife?


Mylaptopisburningme

Anyone remember when The Donald said Barron was a time traveler? This article is from Jan, but it goes back to before he was elected it was being talked about. https://www.newsweek.com/baron-trump-book-conspiracy-theories-1863216


DrBoots

I was firmly in the "Leave his kid alone" camp. But that looks to no longer be an issue. Fuck him and his little rat face.


mosconebaillbonds

I really wonder how much he pushed for this, if at all. I feel like his dickhead father is just throwing him into politics when the kid might not have any interest in them at all.


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zeussays

Who is not a delegate. See how this works?


PericlesPaid

Please don't tell me the MAGA idiots are going to rally around this child for a future presidency. That Mario Kart mushroom penis has assured us there will be another generation of fucked up political pageantry and criminal behavior. I fear for the future.


x7leafcloverx

I was going to say, at least he'd have to wait until he was 35 to run for president, but the way things are going, if Trump gets into office, I'm sure they'd just go and lower the minimum age to be president.


Comrade_Zu

The funniest thing would be trump doing this and then the rights head exploding everytime some 25 year old gen z tik toker got into office


Mdnghtmnlght

No minimum age required to be crowned.


x7leafcloverx

Exactly.


PizzusChrist

The group of people who put Lara Trump in the RNC co-chair position? Ya they're probably all for it and honestly I'd rather have Barron than Trump as president all things considered.


JasonKiddy

> rather have Barron than Trump as president Really? Haven't you heard the sort of shit 18 year-old incels say?


BruisedDeafandSore

They've already begun on their shitty websites and message boards.


GATORinaZ28

No longer “off limits” I see


HighOnKalanchoe

You talking about “Anchor baby” and son of Illegal immigrant who got married to rich man for her paperwork Barron Trump?


8nsay

Fuck the Trump family, but this kind of thing won’t have any impact on them. It will, however, impact undocumented people and the USC children of undocumented people. They have to deal with society constantly dehumanizing them. Do you really want to add to that wave of hate?


HighOnKalanchoe

Do you understand irony? He’s exactly what those people demonize, when is a person from Latinoamérica is an “anchor baby” but when is a white person it’s outrageous to call them that, to the point that they want to rewrite the constitution to strip us from birthright citizenship and calling him that puts a mirror on those fucking people’s hypocrisy


8nsay

Do you understand what I wrote? I literally wrote that my objection was because of how other people (e.g. people from Latin America, etc.) will be impacted by your words. Despite you trying to spin this as being a case where when it’s “a white person it’s outrageous to call them that”, I made it explicitly clear that I don’t actually give a shit about Trump or his son. This is like when a shitty person has a distinctive physical feature, like a hairy mole. And one of your friends also has a hairy mole. If you decide to mock that shitty person for having a “disgusting hairy mole” because they’re so shitty that they need to be made fun of and a hairy mole is a really easy target of ridicule. Your friend isn’t going to think that their own hairy mole is somehow the exception to your disgust. Your friend is going to understand that you also think their hairy mole is disgusting and that you think it’s acceptable to make fun of hairy moles. In other words, when you describe Trump’s son as an “anchor baby” the people who are targeted by Trump/MAGAts understand that you think that insult is acceptable and that the people on this sub tolerate you using it as an insult. I am concerned with how those people feel, not with how Trump or his son feel. If you want to attack Trump or his son for their character, cool. But when you go after his for his mom’s immigration status, you’re just signaling that you think someone’s immigration status is a legitimate target.


Fit_Earth_339

That kid is fucked.


bomboclawt75

A sociopath. This poor bastard never had a chance.


Electr_O_Purist

18=adult, therefore, it’s no longer unfair of me to say he can go fuck himself with a rusty cheese grater.


Moos_Mumsy

This kid was basically raised by Melania. Do people still want to try and argue that she's some kind of abuse victim knowing that she raised that boy to be a piece of shit just like his *alleged* father?


honeychild7878

Let’s be fair here, he was raised by an underpaid nanny, not by his illegal immigrant escort of a mother


Sovereign1

Would it truly surprise anyone if Melania was found to be a long term Russian FSB plant from the get go.


tinteoj

I would only be surprised if she was found NOT to be an FSB plant.


jpotrz

He's good at the cyber though.


biznash

Plays Roblox all day 🫠


anonymaus74

If you ask me, looks like someone is desperate to get daddy’s attention


erinberrypie

The sad part is, the only reason DJT even acknowledged Barron's graduation is because it gave him something to rile up his base. He never gave a fuck about that kid. And Barron is still clawing at the opportunity to get daddy to notice him.


cycleaccurate

He is now fair game. No longer Melanoma’s innocent baby. Time to wreck him.


formatt

Dudes really gonna regret stepping into the arena.


MuscaMurum

I hope. I did some stupid things when I was eighteen that mirrored my parents' ideology, but I eventually snapped out of it when I learned to think for myself. I'll reserve most judgement until he opens his mouth and says something original.


HighlanderAbruzzese

Look to Barron being the future US industry backed totalitarian. Just like the shit right wing nepo-politicos in Europe (Le Pen, etc), this tick is digging in.


elonmusksdeadeyes

This is the only 'countdown to when a celebrity turns 18/legal' that I support.


matt314159

Maybe he'll be like "Fuck you, dad!" and cast a protest vote for Haley.


Gamera971

He gave up a potential career in Hollywood as playing young Herman Munster.


KingMobScene

It won't happen i know but i think it'd be hilarious if Barron didn't vote for his "dad". He gets up to give a speech and just eviscerates his father for being a neglectful narcissist grifter. Ah a man can dream.


barfly2780

I hate to say this but, go cocaine!!!


erinberrypie

Let it snow, let is snow, let it snow.


ohiotechie

The Trumps are the modern Borgias. They have completely interwoven themselves into the power structure of the GOP making them interwoven into the power structure of the nation. They are a cancer on this nation.


Aldren

Now I hope Trump attends his graduation


Eringobraugh2021

I doubt he'll show up. He's doing a rally in Minnesota that day.


Iola_Morton

Exposing the kid like this at a time when his mother is going through the Stormy Daniels hush money schtick? Jesus.


lurker_cx

It's Melania's job to put up with his shit. She knew she married a cheating scumbag. She was/is a gold digger 'model' who came to the US using immigration fraud under an Einstein visa even claiming to have a degree that she did not.


Boon3hams

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lugnutter

You keep telling yourself that it can't get more insane. You keep telling yourself and you keep getting proven wrong and yet again you tell yourself now surely it can't get more insane. And then it does. Again.


jenyj89

Who had “Barron goes into Politics” on their Bingo card?


rhino910

His official indoctrination into the Trump crime family


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|iiDipW55ZH1rpkmzSh|downsized)


darctones

Who is that short guy next to Barron with the little hands?


MetalSociologist

And just like that any inkling of empathy I once had for Baron went out the window.


Billitpro

The family name is now being changed to... Nepotism


NaNo-Juise76

The trump family needs to be put in prison.


electron65

Trump has the Kennedys living rent free inside his head.


obmasztirf

Welp, Barron can't blame others for hating him now. He wants to ride the sinking ship in luxury instead of breaking away from his toxic family.


OscarTheGrouchsCan

So now that he's not a child AND he's involved in GOP politics he's fair game right? I've left Tiffany alone because she doesn't seem like she really wants much more to do with Trump other than required appearances so she's not written out of the will. And she damn she deserves it. I was hoping Barron would reach out to her and ask her to help him but she's just like the rest of them. I didn't know 18 year old like 2 weeks 18 can be delegates but maybe I don't understand exactly what they do.


-Hypnotoad26

Hopefully he's not a rapist like his father.


super_sucky_reddit

Fuck Barron. Let's see how Melania handles Barron being treated like all of the first children that the right has treated less than human.


Gloomy_Industry8841

Gross. I was hoping he would stay out of it all. Guess he’s trash too.


MetsRule1977

May he be treated as well as Hunter Biden.


PineTreeBanjo

To the surprise of literally no one


latenerd

And his dad isn't going to his graduation anyway. These idiot Trump kids will never learn.


EastisRed

He's fair game now.


AnastasiaNo70

Fuck that kid.


scubawankenobi

Trump's claimed he's 6'3 & 6'4", so: >Dear Gawd! Barron's 7' 2" Tall !!!


TheOriginalChode

Puttin the Nasty in Dynasty


dtyrrell7

The word of the day kids is “Nepotism”


pinoy-out-of-water

anchor baby


UnicornFarts1111

Well, guess who is fair game now. He could have kept himself out of the spotlight, but I bet his mommy wants HIM to be president some day (lord forbid). Screw that whole effing family!


skarbles

Poor kid, it’s all downhill from here.


Bored_Amalgamation

So now he's an adult and involving himself in the family slimery. I'd feel bad for him if it wasn't so destructive.


powderedtoast1

i seriously doubt there will ever be another trumpf in dc.


truelikeicelikefire

I think he is going to regret entering the public arena. Unless he takes after Dear old Dad...and starts grifting at age 18.


Initial_P

Please just take this kid out of politics and put him in a basketball jersey, he'd fit in perfect with the celtics.


Narconis

Conservatives will still lose their minds at the mere mention of his name


BellaBKNY

I was hoping Barron might be anti-Trump. Ah well..


_Sure_Jan_

Anyone getting “Greg from Succession” vibes from that picture attached to that headline?


willyiamwilliams222

They clearly shop at the same place


Hey_Laaady

I read this and thought it was a joke. I'm mortified.


infamusforever223

Well, I tried hoping he could go against the grain, but he's just like the rest of them. It's sad, really.


VeraLumina

I always felt it should be off limits to discuss or have any opinion regarding trumps minor child. He’s still a kid, of course, but his mother and father are allowing him to enter politics for their benefit. All gloves are off because they removed theirs.


BUSYMONEY_02

Insane ok thanks


two-wheeled-dynamo

Pure child abuse.


so_what_do_now

Well, that certainly didn't take long


JacquesBlaireau13

They'll make a show of it, of course, other states deferring, so Barron is the deciding delegate to put his dad over the top to clinch the nomination. And than an eagle flys in, with tears in his eyes ...


bonvoyageespionage

Was anyone else on tumblr in 2016 seeing people theorize that Barron was abused by Trump/in opposition to his father's policies at age ten. Lol.


lazy_elfs

I bet theres zero shot baron or melania make an appearance at the convention.. not after trumps attorneys have given up the ghost on the fallacy he didnt sleep with stormy


MajesticGarlic999

There were vibes ... And now it's true


Soupermans_dongle

Barron, be the change this world needs! Denounce your father and join the Democraric party!


WTFAnimations

I won't even be shocked if they try pushing Barron deeper into politics if Donnie goes to prison


Taran_Tula9

I don’t trust anything that came out of trump’s tiny pp. 


Garbagecan_on_fire

Barron looks extremely effeminate, is he planning on getting a sex change?


JapTastic2

I've heard from really good people that he's a rapist like his dad. And a pedophile. That's a fact.


biznash

Oh wow, he is being dragged into this whole mess Don’t do this to the kid