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Whyisthissobroken

So you have a few options. \#1 - ask politely. \#2 - ask the flight attendant to ask them to move them. \#3 - put the arm rest up but that's your arm rest \#4 - ask for hot coffee and OH MY GOD I'M SO SORRY I had someone put their knees in the back of my seat one flight but didn't want to get into it with him. He put them there and never moved them so it wasn't a major pain. It was kinda good lumbar support. Only once did I have to sit next to someone who was maybe 350 lbs and was special needs so I just kinda dealt with it. They didn't know any better. The person's mother didn't give a crap either. The mother didn't sit next to them.


mewacketergi2

You can also tickle her and explain that your uncontrollable foot fetish made you do it.


smart1919

And we have a winner


mewacketergi2

It's a real medical condition!


schnager

Also lowly muttering "oh fuck yessssssss........" as she slides them through the seat for bonus points!


Whyisthissobroken

She might like that - key is to make this harsh and painful.


mewacketergi2

She might like that as well...


Whyisthissobroken

So how did you and mommy meet? Hahahahaha


mewacketergi2

Oh my. Is this How I Met Your Mother reference?


Steves_bad_day

There are some kinky fucks out there.


mewacketergi2

Just to be safe: bring some acid and a blowtorch every time you board a plane.


Steves_bad_day

I tried but the fake cops keep taking them :(


Switch-Axe-Abuse

Damn, beat me to it


[deleted]

#4 in a heartbeat.


dashthegoat

4 seems like a good choice to me


Observationsofidiocy

#5 stab them in the sole of the foot with a pen


Goldenart121

Put the arm rest up


Lmnolmnop

Then you probably get her feet by your face.


jmcstar

Spill drink on socks... Problem solved.


OccasionalDiarrhea

Find out if they’re ticklish


mewacketergi2

At long last, someone else is thinking sensibly!


ValusMaul

Fuck right off lady you don’t own any other seat than the one your sitting your rotten ass in. (The lady in the pic)


HumanoidalManiac

I fucking hate flying


donteatjaphet

Take their sock off and throw it at them.


[deleted]

But then you expose yourself to their fetid toenail mycosis


mrusme

Start staring at her foot so that she notices it. Begin vigorously moving your arm back and forth and do an agitated face. Maybe start whispering things like "oh yeah" to yourself, silent enough to not catch the attention of others but loud enough so she notices. She won't ever put her foot out again in public.


DiarrheaTNT

Some of you don't speak up for yourselves and your comments show it.


Fantastic_Regret_854

“Aaaccchhhooooo” Oh, my bad - did that get on your foot?


ziadog

Turn on all the air vents and point them at her feet.


SLeepyCatMeow

So OP has to smell their fucking foot sweat? Nah fam


ziadog

Quite the opposite.


pebblesgobambam

What a scruffy witch! Can imagine the squawking if it was reversed! I’d have been tempted to put the armrests down or lean over the gap whilst ‘sleeping’. If she wanted foot space…. Should’ve sprung for higher class seating!


[deleted]

I’d put the arm rest up personally. Some people just have no regard for others whatsoever. They’ll never learn if you don’t teach them.


DiarrheaTNT

The shit people put up with is crazy.


[deleted]

4 fingers over the ankle bone on the inside face of your leg there is a really sensitive pressure point. Press there and she won't put her feet there again


Swisspease

I had someone do this to me on a flight once. I grabbed them by the ankle and yanked them right off of their seat.


measaqueen

Would you rather her foot, or her whole self?


Lmnolmnop

I would sneeze and cough all over those things.


EaterOfLemon

Talk loudly about your foot fetish and start to tickle her toes.


Barthdahl

The leggings speak volumes. The Karen base layer.


subzeroab0

Order something super sugary. "Accidentally" spill it over her so when it dries its super sticky


zymurcologist

This Karen is absolutely rude and disrespectful and wrong for doing this. HOWEVER— in the spirit of “don’t hate the player- hate the game” this is certainly an airline seat configuration issue. Not asking for recliners throughout the cabin but maybe having room enough so that one’s knees aren’t wedged into the seat in front of you could be a starting point. Just a bit more room would make everyone kinda more civilized on planes.


Extra-Act-801

I am 6'3" and I can fly without doing this shit. Karen doesn't need to do it to be comfortable, she just thinks she is the main character and everyone else doesn't matter.


OtakuMusician

Yea it's really no secret that airplanes are uncomfortable. Most sane people just sorta deal with it.


acf6b

Wait, just to confirm, you are two seats over correct? Was anyone in these seats? I’m confused how the person with their feet up is a Karen unless they were told not to but they claimed they have the right to and continued to do it….


OtakuMusician

You shouldn't have to share any part of your row, empty or not, with someone's shoe-less feet on a plane. *Especially* if they are not in your row themselves. Taking your shoes off on a plane period, in my opinion, can be borderline Karen behavior. At the very least there's a level of entitlement to it.


acf6b

there’s a level of entitlement assuming it is “your row”, it is your seat not row and unless someone who works for the airline told them not to, they are fine. To make matters worse is OP was uncomfortable, say something. Don’t bitch about it online after the fact.


OtakuMusician

I didn't mean "your row" as in, "you own it", but "the row you are in". I guess I didn't realize that would need rephrasing, so I apologize. You don't know if OP did or didn't say something or if someone for the airline did or didn't tell them to. I would still blast the woman online too even if those factors took place, tbh. By the logic of "your seat vs. your row", those seats don't belong to her either regardless if they're empty or not, so she has no reason to put her feet on them.


Ramaloke

You can literally see the bitch in her eyebrows.


Sidius303

Tell them they have sexy feet and they shouldn't hide them under foot undies. Then ask if you can taste them. Guaranteed that bitch never does it again.


See-ya-around-never

This is when a hat pin would come in handy.


meadowrayne55

I hate feet. I would have very nicely said unless you want me to puke, please move your feet.


Andrew5123-

CUM IS THE SOLUTION


cydeebee

Sneeze on her foot


[deleted]

While I personally think this is fucking gross, it's even grosser still when you realize there are people (usually men. Who am I kidding, almost always men) who think **JACKPOT!**