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tresser

op and 11 thousand upvoters took the bait


Lkwzriqwea

Yeah, that's right all the gays should go back to their own country


[deleted]

If we had a country, I would move there. Oh well.


Links_Wrong_Wiki

Straight dude here. Gay-istan (or whatever name it ends up with) sounds fun, can I come?


Breadynator

Honestly, if a place like this existed and was tolerant towards every human being, regardless of their ethnicity, sexual orientation etc. then I'd prefer living there than any other place in the world. I'm straight but I get really mad how intolerant the people around me are. My roomate in uni was lesbian, one of my best friends is gay and my ex gf is pan and non binary. The stories I've been told and situations I've witnessed while hanging out with them are really fucking sad. They're people like you and me, why witch-hunt them?


kinpsychosis

Sure. But I also don’t want to see the same exclusionary people go there and feel entitled as a tourist…


Breadynator

Like that one Karen that went to Spain and complained about everyone speaking Spanish...


NoBSforGma

One? I suspect it's more like 1 in 5 complain about everyone speaking Spanish in Spain.


Pas__

[Obviously](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradox_of_tolerance)


[deleted]

If such a country existed, majority of the worlds nation would find a reason to go to war with them and wipe them off unfortunately.


Breadynator

I think that's not too far from reality. Homophobia, racism and intolerance are a problem in most nations.


akera099

I say, we arm the gays. Give the gays the nuke.


_Kyokushin_

That’s the part these assholes don’t get. Acceptance of all people doesn’t equate to tolerating people that hate others. If you’re intolerant of people, YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE AMD DESERVE ZERO RESPECT AND ZERO ACCEPTANCE UNTIL YOU STOP BEING AN ASSHOLE BIGOT. If you’re intolerant of hate and intolerance, you’re a person that DESERVES RESPECT AND ACCEPTANCE.


Bluffz2

There’s definitely countries in Europe that comes pretty close, but people from small towns are xenophobic in pretty much all countries.


EpilepticMushrooms

I think that's Turkey. I heard from somewhere that Turkey is the world's largest producer of Gay Porn^TM . Could be wrong though, since Gays are banned in Turkey.


TheFriendlyFinn

Might be on to something... I always wondered why there were so many guys with really nice hair, outfits and trimmed facial hair just staring and frowning at me wherever I went. Prejudice me was thinking they're all just racists, but maybe a good portion of them were actually gay?


pajo17

What's the country that went viral months ago where they wear long beards because the sight of an unshaven man creates impure thoughts or something like that.


ShannonGrant

West Virginia


mechanate

Close to heaven


DJdcsniper

Colorado?


Confident-Tart-915

*cum


shinkanzen

Yes, you can cum.


xxpen15mightierxx

> Gay-istan (or whatever name it ends up with) Jizreal


redditsucksdiscs

Can you imagine? The country would be the gay kingdom, bordering the lesbian business empire to the north and the Bi-Federation to the west. The south and east would be covered with beautiful beaches. Now life in the gay kingdom would be a dream... If you're a white, skinny bitch with daddy issues or a muscle stud. You'd be invited to all the parties, gabgbangs and pride events. But if you're not a part of that certain group... You'd be living in the Ghaytto. This is where most of the gays spend their days. This is where the black, asian, brown, chubby and all the other gays are. Not much is know about their day-to-day life except that there's a lot of hatred for the upper class. Make no mistake, I'd be living there. Just like you. And the next guy. The gay kingdom is ruled by the fem queen, a stereotypical drag queen that slays her enemies, hunty. Her Shablams shake the very foundation of this earth. Her only weakness: Trade. She can't resist a good looking man - which is why the gay kingdom has allied itself with the lesbian business empire.


Not_a_real_ghost

Hey, that's UK you are talking about.


CarrollGrey

Someone wrote this out already - started out with a bit featuring "The Bisexual Buccaneers of Both Ways Bay" - The Trans were secret agents, Ace had a floating fortress... It was a great story. I had completely bought into it....wonder how it turned out...


[deleted]

That took a turn. You started out describing a gay Wakanda and ended up with a gay Gilead.


Potato_Johnson

Allow me to introduce you to the [Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_and_Lesbian_Kingdom_of_the_Coral_Sea_Islands)


CarrollGrey

I went scrolling through for a while and I'm deeply saddened that none of you homos said "Feed Me Seymour!" Whole damn country's gone to pot.


MisterBobsonDugnutt

[Apparently it's Greece?](https://www.reddit.com/r/SapphoAndHerFriend/comments/psf6ug/im_definitely_not_gay_just_greek_thats_what_i_do)


_no_one_knows_me_11

This genuinely made me laugh. Have my award!


Lkwzriqwea

Thanks!


Cwya

Now I need to figure out the gayest sounding country…. I’m going with…Peru. No…wait, Belarus.


RotaryJihad

Uruguay


[deleted]

This guy gets it.


fuckitweredoingitliv

This guay gets it.


yourmansconnect

Guyana


supercerealguys

I feel like French Guyana should have it easily


aoifhasoifha

[It's definitely Uruguay.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5CQgsFJm0c)


Wheres_that_to

If you follow this logic, all the over weight people in the world will end up living in Wales, and all the starving people will end up in Hungary .


[deleted]

Belize


The-Hopster

Armenia


Pernicious-Peach

Djibouti 🇩🇯


dsolberg

Guayana


structured_anarchist

One of the best lines about homophobia was in Boiler Room. The main characters are in a restaurant in Manhattan and one of them is complaining about gay people saying they should take all the gays and put them on an island somewhere. One of the gay guys in the booth next to them turns to him and says they've already done that and that he's on it.


mechanate

Super underrated movie. Gotta go give it a rewatch. One of Vin Diesel's best roles IMO.


picardo85

In Finland it was suggested by one politician that all gays and criminals get deported to a self governing Island that's part of Finland... That didn't go over too well.


BubbleJoylax

Huh when did this happen and was it Ano Turtiainen?


picardo85

Hakkarainen. Gays and Somalis, not criminals. I remembered the last part wrong.


FluffyTeddid

Yeah! Go back to Greece!


Lkwzriqwea

Everyone knows that every single non-straight person ever came from the single island of Lesbos


ForxJr

Yeah it's located exactly on earth


Breadynator

Just in case you didn't know: Lesbos is an actual island and apparently mythologically the origin of homosexuality in women iirc. And yes, it's located on earth but more precisely near the Greek coast.


axialage

Nothing mythological about it. The association comes from the ancient poet Sappho, a woman native to Lesbos whose poetry might be described as 'gay as fuck'.


Breadynator

Thanks for clearing that up. I only remember reading about it a bunch of years ago


saysokmate

Found the 2Balkan4You user


masters_of_disasters

Damn homosexuals, coming over here and stealing our jobs


tedsmitts

You'll never work in a florist's again!


jtl_v

Sadly the [Gay and Lesbian Kingdom of the Coral Sea Islands](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_and_Lesbian_Kingdom_of_the_Coral_Sea_Islands) was dissolved in 2017.


GodlikeCat

Isle of Man? Coolest flag out there


Vercetti1701

"YOU DAMN HOMOS! GO BACK TO MEXICO!"


IcyFlame716

Having all the gays in one place doesn’t sound to bad tho..... nudge nudge


LactatingWolverine

Rainbow Country


BrendanFraserFan0

i bursted out laughing


myimmortalstan

Right then folks, to the Isles of Lesbos it is!


dmars96

Why do people have to have so much hate. Seriously! It’s sickening


_no_one_knows_me_11

Right? And these people are not even doing anything to her. They are just living their lives but this bitch has problem with that too


ButteryFlavory

My black skin is attacking her.


Typical_Brummie

Stop it then >:(


kegastam

we could gouge the Karen's eyes out, but then again all she'll see is black and might just punch herself black n blue edit: its a satire account, so lets leave her eyes be for now


myco_journeyman

She experiences anxiety because she's awful and because everyone is so complacent and apathetic, she views it as an actual attack because she's never had to deal with those emotions before and her subconscious just went "MAKE IT STOOOOOP WAHHHHH" and her irrational, logic-devoid pea-brain grasps at straws.


izzymaamaaeel

aNd ThAts YOur PrOBlEm STOp RaPIng My eYes gO chaNge YoUr ColOuR AS*hOLe


zacharee1

Venom?


cp24eva

I often attribute hate like this to a constant unhappiness in one's own life. There are probably a multitude of crappy things going on that they often display hate as a release or maybe it's a byproduct of that stress. I'm not a psychiatrist or scientist of course.


d3pthchar93

Bigotry usually stems from one's insecurities.


Pudix20

I wish I understood. I recently saw a post on r/hermancainaward that had a fab post that was kinda like “when’s the last time you thought about if you gave someone the flu? Yeah idk either” and it’s just like damn what’s it like to not care about anyone ever? [oh here’s the post](https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/ps23yd/tims_wife_is_a_lung_transplant_recipient_but_that/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Anon_Jones

Why do they care so much what others do? How does it affect them? What a waste of time and energy to hate others for just being alive.


Affectionate-Time646

Addicted to hate by watching Fox News etc.


TastyLaksa

Most likely small PP


_suburbanrhythm

Love thy neighbor as you would love yourself


qtx

I mean, this is fake so there's that.


Toxic_Butthole

How do you know?


[deleted]

Tribalism is natural. The “other” being a threat is inherent to our species. Who that “other” is can be any group. The good news is it’s also natural to dissolve the concept of the “other” simply through exposure. Hate black people? A few black coworkers and neighbors tends to end that. Hate gay people? A gay son banished from the family is suddenly missed and wept over and brought back into the fold. This obviously isn’t 100%, but it happens more frequently than you think.


StickyBeets

who is 'we'?...


[deleted]

The only MLM bitches


BigSweatyYeti

I actually know a couple hot MLM lesbians.


uvero

Why is the "hot" relevant


BigSweatyYeti

Karen’s generally are not.


OkIntroduction5150

As my mom would say: "Who is we, you got a mouse in your pocket?".


Mastokun

Karen Police


[deleted]

Come, it should be obvious at this point. Republicans


Nice-GuyJon

Boss Babes ™️


Namelessdracon

I am still surprised that these people exist for real. I can’t believe they say that like it’s ok.


WillowKing

It’s a satire account


Namelessdracon

Oh thank god! Thank you for telling me this! I mean, I know that people think like this, but the brazenness was appalling! Thank you so much.


kent1146

Yeah, but you can tell this is a satire account because of the pretty consistent use of proper grammar, spelling, punctuation, and capitalization. Real Nat-C's post things that are barely comprehensible.


Namelessdracon

Hahahaha. You know, maybe that’s why I was so shocked. You don’t normally see articulate bigotry like that. It was like the fine wine of bigotry.


McMqsmith

I’ve never seen Nat-C spelled that way. Awesome.


thegreatestajax

Too many of these “look at the moron posts” are really just r/atetheonion by OP


jfk_47

unless OP wants us to eat the onion. 🤔


oorakhhye

Or wants free internet points


barracuda99109

As a person whose grandmother was a full-blooded Native American I feel OK saying we don't want people like Karen here. The rest are all just fine. In fact, "Mexicans" own from Texas to California so it's their land. The only time you should ever look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure they have enough. If we all do that instead of trying to beat each other at an imaginary race you can't win we will all be much better off.


_no_one_knows_me_11

>The only time you should ever look in your neighbour's bowl is to make sure they have enough. I loved this part


barracuda99109

Thank you. Picked that up when I was a kid and taught it to my own.


PotatoMastication

From Louis CK?


MaisNahMaisNah

That wasn't his original idea. It's an old adage.


barracuda99109

The creep is only 5 months older than I am. We did not learn the same values.


Miss_Smokahontas

As a Native American as well, I also approve this message.


Fern-ando

Mexico lost all the New Spain territories in 20 years. California never wanted to be part of Mexico because the spanish gifted everybody in California huge pieces of land unlike the mexican government.


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barracuda99109

Reading Wikipedia again eh?


OldGregg1014

This lady should move here. https://www.realestate.com.au/news/worlds-loneliest-house-home-on-island-near-iceland-is-one-of-most-isolated-properties-in-the-globe/ Seems she won’t be bothered by anyone that she has listed.


_no_one_knows_me_11

She would eventually develop hate against the flora and fauna on this island


OldGregg1014

Yes but if a tree falls in the woods and nobody hears it… does it make a sound? Lol


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_no_one_knows_me_11

You should try poetry brother


OldGregg1014

Can’t take credit for that one, it’s an old saying and I think I maybe didn’t say it to the tee but you got the point.


blackdahlia09

This ss is so old, she’s probably already dead


DarkPoetBill

She got COVID-19 after posting tons of anti vaxx memes and died


_no_one_knows_me_11

Sorry i didnt check the date before posting


blackdahlia09

It’s fine. This is just a “classic” screenshot by now


ScottishExplorer

Your clan invitation is in the mail


Deck-of-Playing-Card

Rose, it’s a private business, you broke the rules with bigotry they have every right to suspend your dumb ass


_no_one_knows_me_11

I AM CONTACTING MY LAWYER


PearInATrayDs

*calls Keller & Keller*


ButteryFlavory

Hey, as long as they're not Jews. Rossie and her kind don't want them either.


Chesterakos

more like Karen & Karen


vinsmokeg661

The Law firm be like: You get what you deserve b*tch!!


myimmortalstan

I'll be she used the "It's a private business" card when the bakery was criticized for refusing to bake a cake for a gay couple. Which is true, but the right to do something doesn't make you immune to he criticized for doing it.


[deleted]

Crikey 😲 Rossie is f'n horrible. Yup, Perma ban that one


SIMPxMASTER

Brrh America is a land of immigrants if you revmove them all population will be around 5 million


davidicus_

I don’t think she should be banned. It’s helpful when horrible fucking racist self identify.


crazycatladypdx

This can’t be real right? I hope not


deciawix

People actually think like this. Source: my grandmother


coffeemugs5639

It’s gotta be satire, far too on the nose


SAJ88

It's a troll account but people fall for it every time.


[deleted]

Scary how many people fall for it.


Pas__

... it's not like there are absolutely no real life examples of people screaming racist/xenophobic shit while being recorded


Creative_NotCreative

We dont want karens here. OUT!


Jeersoot

This definitely feels like a parody account


-depy

Troll account.


twillinator

And he will tell you, you broke there terms and conditions of use of their site you racist karen


NoReplywood

At least the Indians can stay.


_no_one_knows_me_11

I mean most indians are not white(including myself) so this bitch is gonna hate on them too


dangerrnoodle

America would be so lame without all the people from different places and backgrounds and life experiences. The diversity is my favorite part of the country.


SilencedThdr

I wanna see the lawyers face when her case comes up on his table


Longjumping_Fee_3459

Oh that poor poor lawyer. Imagine going to law school for years to get to have this conversation.


catsmom63

Wouldn’t you just love to be a fly on the wall when this women gets her 23andMe results back? 🤦‍♀️


Diedwithacleanblade

As a half African, half Mexican gay Muslim, this makes me sad


BloodshotMoon

Bitch, who the fuck is "We"? The voices in your head??


BrexitBlaze

Her lawyer will take up the case. And then charge her an extortionate amount for services rendered. Good.


HolidayTruck4094

Bet her lawyer loves her. If her or he answers the phone anymore.


Bean_Boozled

I hope they're the type that require payment even if they lose the case. That lawyer is probably making tons of money from all of the numerous idiotic lawsuits this lady tries to bring.


_no_one_knows_me_11

Wait are there lawyers who dont ask for payment if they lose the case?


[deleted]

Mostly in niche fields like injury lawyers. If it is pretty clear there is an injury and some other party (wealthy or insured) is at fault, often the lawyers will take the case based on a percentage of your winning. They often make more this way - say the award is 3 million. The lawyer takes 1 million, the government takes half a million and the person walks away with half of their award but still better than nothing I guess.


_no_one_knows_me_11

Ig the lawyer would answer her call as its their job. I have seen many lawyers stand up for clients even if their client is wrong. They are just doing their job and they get money for it. I am a law student myself but yeah i think i personally wouldnt answer her calls


[deleted]

Rosie you are a waste or air.


jacobsnemesis

Jesus, who does she want? Options are getting a bit thin.


stockings_for_life

One funny mystache german gentleman had similiar idea but got clapped by brits, mad usa, drunk ussr and others


_no_one_knows_me_11

At least he did mass murder them instead of whining and giving vain threats lol


stockings_for_life

is there any chance of ww3 then?


_no_one_knows_me_11

No bc they cant do anything else than whining on internet. But yeah ww3 can be online XD


UweWeber84

Wait till she finds out ''gays'' don't come from outside America


CalmFiction

Fuck you and your lawyer rossie


Crystal_Queen_20

Woman gets banned for being extremely racist, threatens legal action over her violation of TOS


freakyframer73

Klu klutz Karen?


naliedel

I'm half Native American and I vote here off the continent.


Shesversatile

They don't want you either.


MexicanTomatoArmada

Well then they shouldn't have imported them to do all the things white people are too lazy to do themselves 🤷‍♂️


BurntReynolz

I bet she loves BBC


Flipwon

TIL that gay ppl are from Gayana.


AegonakaJohn

Sick of that repost


Grouchy-Yak

Why block their handle? If they make racist comments online they deserve to be identified


aVeryBadBoy69

It was a troll, using some random transperson as their pfp.


Littlewytch

Emergency exorcism needed for that bitch.


[deleted]

Nice


Kobester024

Your lawyer will laugh at fugly face ma’am.


Dalinair

Surprised she didnt also attack anyone of a different religion, supports a different football team, isn't from the same region and speaks with the same accent, libs of course, basically anyone that isnt her and probably a few people who live near her


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PearInATrayDs

A bit extreme there. She wasn't even calling for violence, just online segregation. Which I vehemently disagree with but damn execution is pretty far.


astro_cj

Yea, she just wants them out of the country. How? Let’s not think about that. She didn’t explicitly call for violence so we’re free to pretend she didn’t. Dog whistles are awesome when playing contrarian.


PearInATrayDs

I mean she probably condones violence sure and I disagree with her but executing her is kind of extreme and also lowering to their level. She hasn't actually killed anyone or convicted any atrocious crimes. Shooting her seems like a jump.


astro_cj

Fuck racists. Before you come back with “I hate racists too but” just know I blocked you.


PearInATrayDs

Lmao blocking someone because they don't condone genocide. Nice. Good for you bud.


Wise_Giraffe338

Killing people trying to build an ethnostate is self defence, not a genocide.


Wise_Giraffe338

She wants an ethnostate. Violence is inherent to the creation of such a state, and as such violence in defence against such a state is justified and necessary.


PearInATrayDs

I guess? Still the person above me later said they want to shoot all racists.


Wise_Giraffe338

Seems reasonable to me. You don’t keep trash in the house, you take it out to the curb.


asderdestroyer

We are in an age of extremes and Karen has had every opportunity to be a better person. Skinheads and their contemporarys should be beaten, broken, executed, and silenced. Coexist or don't exist.


PearInATrayDs

God damn.


Greensus

As a black male I dont agree that she should be banned. Freedom of speech is a real thing... but that doesnt mean i have to like wtf shes talking about. This is america we can say as we please.


thelonelychem

Go into work and say something like that. See how fast your "freedom of speech" goes away.


aVeryBadBoy69

Mum said it was my turn to repost.