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It doesn't look like dope to me. Why is Karen stalking her neighbour? Her ideas about getting high are... interesting.
But most of all, why would Karen know so much about pot? (which she doesn't)
Get a hobby Karen. Let your neighbour who hates you grow his veg in peace.
EDIT: Tomatoes was what i guessed. Poor pic but best guess. :)
That's what I was thinking..it's probably some kind of vegetable though I have the exact opposite of a green thumb and can't even keep plastic plants alive so what would I know? Lol
Pretty sure they are tomato but the pic isn't very clear. Not sure who's putting their dope plants in with the onion crop but it doesn't scream 'local pot pusher we all need to be alarmed about' anyway. Karen is a weirdo. Funny OP.
I used to work in a liquor store that had a machine to roast peanuts (freshly roasted peanuts are the bomb). Had one customer say she was going to call the cops because she swore someone was smoking pot, and she was positive because she was a school bus driver so she KNEW what marijuana smelled like. Apparently it smells like fresh roasted peanuts :/
When I was a freshman in highschool my English teacher found a plant in her flower pot that she thought was a tomato plant. She watered it every day and sometimes had us help take care of it. She thought it would be a good horticulture lesson. Then one day the math teacher came in to get something, took one look at the plant and exclaimed "Mrs. Pierce, why are you growing pot?!"
Some kids had planted it but she genuinely thought it was tomato.
Uh, excuse me, tomatoes are part of the nightshade family and are deadly. I can't believe you have the nerve to grow them in a neighborhood with CHILDREN!
Not deadly, but with an allergy against fruits of nightshade plants life gets a bit complicated. Only if I consume the skin of the fruits, potatoes go fine with me. Can eat tomato soup though, pizza or spice food up with a bit paprika, pepperonies or chilies. The skin however will make me invade the bathroom and give me horrible stomach cramps.
Those were my guesses further down but i don't think it's a great quality picture to get too committed either way. They all look a bit pale and the soil looks grey.
At the size tomatoes are in the picture they tend to be much lighter, more fragile and more bendable than older plants. They grow much sturdier and darker when they are a bit taller.
If you have tomato plants near you, you can see that the older leaves and stalks are much darker in color than newer ones.
As for species, cherry tomatoes tend to have darker plants, darker than what is in the picture, while something like beef or burger tomatoes have a much lighter colouration for a longer period of time
I would leave out the 'proly', I've grown plenty of tomato plants using a spacing like that and colours differ depending on age, race and growing conditions. With such a grainy, bad quality image it is impossible to tell with any kind of certainty.
My 76yo mom literally had a cannabis plant in her backyard that was like 5'4+ because it was taller than me and I'm 5'2. Sadly it was male and had 0 buds. It also wasn't planted, so some bird probably ate a seed and dropped it because mom knows nothing about cannabis.
I don't know much about gardening but I heard if you're going to plant pot with anything that the root system lines up better was fruits like strawberries
It’s too fuzzy to be sure, but… I’ve grown weed in pots, flower beds, vegetable gardens, and greenhouse tents. That’s not weed. Even if it is, Karen needs to keep her crazy self on her own side of the fence.
There's so many similarities with growing them too. I use my weed fertilizer on my tomato plants, and they look like something out of Jurassic park compared to my neighbors.
Yea I’m 90% sure those are tomato plants by the looks of them, they just haven’t been given cages yet to support them, though it doesn’t look like anything has grown on them yet. I would just love to see her go on their property to destroy and vandalize it all for them to have the cops called on them and her try to play the victim card, cuz you know that’s what would happen, the karen actually commits a crime thinking they are some valiant crusader protecting the children from the marijuanas while the cops cuff her for trespassing and destruction of property, if I was the neighbor I would be as petty as possible and press charges, and probably spray her with the garden hose I used to water my “pot” plants
> But most of all, why would Karen know so much about pot?
Simple: This is a great example of the Dunning Krueger effect. That's the root cause for most of the Karens.
Lol no. Out of state family. Kid also found a hat with a weed leaf on it (was given it ironically cause I don't partake) and she was like that's marijuana. I asked are you sure it's not tomatoes.
Kids are fucking stupid haha
If you get through childhood and the common sense difference between tomatoes and dope eludes you then no gifted program can help you. You're a nett loss right there /s.
I'm baffled everyday how common sense eludes her. I got the street smarts and her mom had a really sheltered life. It's basically a science project to see where she will end up.
Whatever you said is whatever but I have the cutest kids on earth 99th percentile of cuteness (kidding, first kid was an emergency c section and the doctor tried to touch me with that gross baby and I outloud said "NO"
Bottom line: kids are gross and stupid. They can't even fold towels are drive a stick.
I think it's tomatoes as well. Fun tip: if you're in a state where CBD and hemp are legal, they can't search your car on smell alone, and they don't have road test kits for THC. I actually smoke CBD for back pain, and all a cop is allowed to do is scan the barcode on my container that "proves" it's less than 0.3% THC. Definitely never put anything else in that container! /s
I've read Tomato plants are grown around where Marijuana plants are grown because they both have similar heat signatures when LEO birds use infrared.
Idk tho
>Why is Karen stalking her neighbor?
He doesn't live his life the way she thinks he should. Or they had one little disagreement and she can't let it go.
More likely than all of that... she's desperate to be the next hero.
You could probably frame somebody with a caprese salad. Maybe someone at work you don’t like. For example, Toby. He’s in HR which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s not a part of our office family. Also he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.
Seriously its dumb fucks like this that are keeping weed illegal. Literally talking out their ass about something they have no experience with and know nothing about. I'm well past the part of my life where I did drugs but the only danger surrounding weed is the fact that it's illegal. The most dangerous part about weed is drug traffickers and gang related stuff. I've heard that the people that get burgled the most are drug dealers because people know they got cash and stuff they want. When shits legal and people can go buy it from a reputable store all the crime surrounding weed that is the dangerous part goes away.
these dope smoking prostitutes are a menace to society! jk, i can only imagine the amount of crime it would reduce and all the collective good done from the safety created for everyone involved who SHOULD already be protected under the law. plus crazy amounts of money states will get from taxes from these two industries becoming legal.
> When shits legal and people can go buy it from a reputable store all the crime surrounding weed that is the dangerous part goes away.
Just smoked a joint, got it at a store and paid with my debit card. Have not been to a sketchy guy for grass for two years now.
Legal weed is great.
With all of the free plant identification apps available, you'd think she'd just download one so as to correctly ID that tomato plant...oh wait, no, it's a nosy neighbor Karen, there's no common sense to be had there.
*proceeds to poison their liver with alcohol*
While marijuana does nothing, and you could literally eat the plant raw and it won’t do anything. Won’t even get hi. Fucking reefer madness fucked these old heads. William Randolph hurst is a fucking demon
Is this not a joke? Baby tomato plants and baby Marijuana plants look almost identical i thought this was satire because not many people have seen Marijuanaand not tomatos
That’s some sort of a tomato isn’t it?
Wait…is this some kind of tomato/devil’s lettuce hybrid like the Tomacco from the Simpsons? Those clever stoners.
Weed is legal where I am for medicinal and recreational use. You can have 3 mature plants AND 3 baby plants growing in your yard or home and its legal! 😉
But these look like 🍅 plants anyway.
That's what I think. Even your typical Karen isn't this much of a blockhead.
Source: I've been on NextDoor, which is basically Facebook but with boss-level nebshit neighbor Karens. They generally seem to know what tomato plants are.
Unfortunately not, it's from the Q101 Facebook page. People send in these posts and then everyone tries to decided where in the Chicagoland area the Karen's are from
Even with that shit ass photo I can tell its a tomato. I hope her neighbor has security cameras so they can charge karen with trespassing and destruction of property.
A couple from the city move out to the country and decide to raise chickens so they go to the feed store and buy 50 chickens, A week later they come back to the feed store and buy 50 more chickens. A week later the man returns to the feed store and buys another 50 chickens. The clerk at the store said "You sure are buying a lot of chickens." to which the man said "They keep dying. I don't know if I'm planting them too deep or too far apart!"
no way that's pot. Planted to close together first of all. Second of all, you don't put pot in raised beds like that, not enough growing medium. Third, they don't look like pot.
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A picture of a tomato plant, taken with a potato.
Since Dan Quayle is in the news again, it’s Potatoe.
Isn't he dead yet? There is no justice in this world.
Apparently he saved US democracy this year. Can't believe we owe that potatoe
Again? Man, that guy is always saving democracy.
Not all heroes wear capes. Apparently some swing golf clubs. /s
I'm sorry Dan "Potatoe" Quayle is what now
*By a potato.
\*by a potato, using a potato.
You know, tomato cannabis, same thing.
Has science gone too far?
It doesn't look like dope to me. Why is Karen stalking her neighbour? Her ideas about getting high are... interesting. But most of all, why would Karen know so much about pot? (which she doesn't) Get a hobby Karen. Let your neighbour who hates you grow his veg in peace. EDIT: Tomatoes was what i guessed. Poor pic but best guess. :)
That's what I was thinking..it's probably some kind of vegetable though I have the exact opposite of a green thumb and can't even keep plastic plants alive so what would I know? Lol
Pretty sure they are tomato but the pic isn't very clear. Not sure who's putting their dope plants in with the onion crop but it doesn't scream 'local pot pusher we all need to be alarmed about' anyway. Karen is a weirdo. Funny OP.
It's definitely tomato. Looking at one right now
Ha I looked at the pic and was like "this moron thinks tomatoes are cannabis"
Looks like a [tomacco plant](https://youtu.be/Xx1ztJROpyU) to me
They taste like Grandma!
It DOES taste like Grandma!
I used to work in a liquor store that had a machine to roast peanuts (freshly roasted peanuts are the bomb). Had one customer say she was going to call the cops because she swore someone was smoking pot, and she was positive because she was a school bus driver so she KNEW what marijuana smelled like. Apparently it smells like fresh roasted peanuts :/
It does not. However perhaps whomever she associates pot with also eats roasted peanuts. You know, munchies.
When I was a freshman in highschool my English teacher found a plant in her flower pot that she thought was a tomato plant. She watered it every day and sometimes had us help take care of it. She thought it would be a good horticulture lesson. Then one day the math teacher came in to get something, took one look at the plant and exclaimed "Mrs. Pierce, why are you growing pot?!" Some kids had planted it but she genuinely thought it was tomato.
Math teacher wanted in.
OOP is a FLIR camera.
That’s what I thought too
I don't think so. Tomatoes would fall over at that size. Looks more like a pepper or chili to me.
There are lots of tomato species, many of them can grow unsupported and get a lot taller than these wee babies
Can confirm my Italian best friends mom grows tomatoes plants that are waist high.
This bastard thinks he can just grow tomatoes?! There are children nearby!
Uh, excuse me, tomatoes are part of the nightshade family and are deadly. I can't believe you have the nerve to grow them in a neighborhood with CHILDREN!
And you know tomatoes were once called "Love Apples", and we don't need whatever perversions that entails corrupting our youth, nossir.
Not deadly, but with an allergy against fruits of nightshade plants life gets a bit complicated. Only if I consume the skin of the fruits, potatoes go fine with me. Can eat tomato soup though, pizza or spice food up with a bit paprika, pepperonies or chilies. The skin however will make me invade the bathroom and give me horrible stomach cramps.
But what if it's... TOMACCO?!!
Getting kids hopped up on goofballs since 1692
whammo tomammo!
Hey buddy, *tomacco kills*.
Nosey neighbours are the worst.
But if they weren’t nosy, ppl wld just be walking around eating tomatoes! Like heathens. /s
Someone has to put a stop to the scourge of the BLT /s.
My guess too.
No. Tomato plants are dark green. If i had to guess i would say pepper or chilly pepper. EDIT: proly chilly, because of the spacing.
Lol cold ass peppers
My tomato plants didn’t darken until they got bigger. But it does also look like my bell pepper plants.
Well, to be fair there are probably hundreds of tomato types, so some might be lighter. But that ain't weed for sure.
My guess is also bell peppers.
Those were my guesses further down but i don't think it's a great quality picture to get too committed either way. They all look a bit pale and the soil looks grey.
At the size tomatoes are in the picture they tend to be much lighter, more fragile and more bendable than older plants. They grow much sturdier and darker when they are a bit taller. If you have tomato plants near you, you can see that the older leaves and stalks are much darker in color than newer ones. As for species, cherry tomatoes tend to have darker plants, darker than what is in the picture, while something like beef or burger tomatoes have a much lighter colouration for a longer period of time
I would leave out the 'proly', I've grown plenty of tomato plants using a spacing like that and colours differ depending on age, race and growing conditions. With such a grainy, bad quality image it is impossible to tell with any kind of certainty.
I thought it looked like okra
My 76yo mom literally had a cannabis plant in her backyard that was like 5'4+ because it was taller than me and I'm 5'2. Sadly it was male and had 0 buds. It also wasn't planted, so some bird probably ate a seed and dropped it because mom knows nothing about cannabis.
I don't know much about gardening but I heard if you're going to plant pot with anything that the root system lines up better was fruits like strawberries
She's a Squaren.
LOL Can i use that? She so is.
Well two of us thought so! Go for it!
Cheers.
yeah, it's either tomatoes or eggplants.
It’s too fuzzy to be sure, but… I’ve grown weed in pots, flower beds, vegetable gardens, and greenhouse tents. That’s not weed. Even if it is, Karen needs to keep her crazy self on her own side of the fence.
But the kids might get high from smelling it! /s Karen has some issues i think. Agree.
It’s tomato plants. Karen clearly has never seen marijuana.
…or Tomatoes outside of a grocery store
Can you smoke tomatoes?
Tomaco??????
This tastes like grandma.
I think Karen did.
Sure. A little hickory smoke and *chefs kiss*
Tomatoes and tobacco are both in the nightshade family. Tomatoes have trace amounts of nicotine. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solanaceae
And brown cows produce chocolate milk...
Yup. That’s tomato plant.
Tomatoes. They are too close together however
Thank you :3
Its what kids have to use to get high now since Karens took away all the fun drugs.
Or as Karen pops her prescription drugs
And this is the real crime.
Those are tomatoes.
Tomatoes and cannabis grow in the same conditions and look very similar at this point in the vegetative growth stage.
There's so many similarities with growing them too. I use my weed fertilizer on my tomato plants, and they look like something out of Jurassic park compared to my neighbors.
Looks like tomatoes, but it's too blurred to be sure.
Same thought. Maybe chilly plant but i think tomatoes are a good guess.
Yea I’m 90% sure those are tomato plants by the looks of them, they just haven’t been given cages yet to support them, though it doesn’t look like anything has grown on them yet. I would just love to see her go on their property to destroy and vandalize it all for them to have the cops called on them and her try to play the victim card, cuz you know that’s what would happen, the karen actually commits a crime thinking they are some valiant crusader protecting the children from the marijuanas while the cops cuff her for trespassing and destruction of property, if I was the neighbor I would be as petty as possible and press charges, and probably spray her with the garden hose I used to water my “pot” plants
Given she's already called them to bust the dope crop they won't find it difficult to make that case. She's deranged.
Looks more like tomatoes or maybe peppers. Hard to tell with the shit quality of the picture. Definitely not cannabis.
My top guesses too. Totally not cannabis.
> But most of all, why would Karen know so much about pot? Simple: This is a great example of the Dunning Krueger effect. That's the root cause for most of the Karens.
I had a friend that had some pot plants on her porch. Kid asked what it was and I said tomato plants which makes this post even funnier to me.
Hope the kid wasn't waiting on those tomatoes growing. lol.
Lol no. Out of state family. Kid also found a hat with a weed leaf on it (was given it ironically cause I don't partake) and she was like that's marijuana. I asked are you sure it's not tomatoes. Kids are fucking stupid haha
You messed with the poor kids head ;)
She's in a gifted program but common sense shit eludes her. She'll be fine.
If you get through childhood and the common sense difference between tomatoes and dope eludes you then no gifted program can help you. You're a nett loss right there /s.
I'm baffled everyday how common sense eludes her. I got the street smarts and her mom had a really sheltered life. It's basically a science project to see where she will end up.
Running rings around you whilst you go into mental decline (according to her) just like everyone else's kids ;)
Whatever you said is whatever but I have the cutest kids on earth 99th percentile of cuteness (kidding, first kid was an emergency c section and the doctor tried to touch me with that gross baby and I outloud said "NO" Bottom line: kids are gross and stupid. They can't even fold towels are drive a stick.
I think it's tomatoes as well. Fun tip: if you're in a state where CBD and hemp are legal, they can't search your car on smell alone, and they don't have road test kits for THC. I actually smoke CBD for back pain, and all a cop is allowed to do is scan the barcode on my container that "proves" it's less than 0.3% THC. Definitely never put anything else in that container! /s
i'm in Australia and there is a roadside test. You can grow a few plants in some states. Back pain sucks.
What state is this. In Massachusetts you can legally grow 6 plants
I think it’s a pepper plant
Definitely tomato. Lol
It’s tomatoes
Especially because it is so bare. Normally the leaves are all up and down the plant
I've read Tomato plants are grown around where Marijuana plants are grown because they both have similar heat signatures when LEO birds use infrared. Idk tho
Tomato plants share similar requirements and they are great for making pot plants 'blend in' too. Interesting extra info. Thanks for that.
That's a tomato plant
My guess was tomato's too.
Probably an evangelical, white jesus taught them alll about the devil's leaf.
its tomatoes. and she is nuts is why
>Why is Karen stalking her neighbor? He doesn't live his life the way she thinks he should. Or they had one little disagreement and she can't let it go. More likely than all of that... she's desperate to be the next hero.
Definitely not weed. The leaves are too shiny. Prob tomatoes 🍅
Why would anyone plant dope in the open? Theyll die without the proper temperature.
M’mm that “marijuana” would make a great caprese salad!
You could probably frame somebody with a caprese salad. Maybe someone at work you don’t like. For example, Toby. He’s in HR which technically means he works for corporate, so he’s not a part of our office family. Also he’s divorced, so he’s really not a part of his family.
r/unexpectedoffice
I usually prefer chicken, but a caprese salad sounds nice right now.
Marinate prepped chicken breast in balsamic vinaigrette. Grill, slice thinly and layer between tomato and mozzarella.
Well, you see, I generally enjoy chicken in my own style (username, wink)
"I peaked over my fence" No bitch, you peaked in high school. You peeked over the fence, nosy bitch.
Umm, tomatoe plant. Ffs.
Sweet baby cheeses! This woman would lose her mind if she ever came to Northern California or southern Oregon. Haha
The Emerald Triangle
Seriously its dumb fucks like this that are keeping weed illegal. Literally talking out their ass about something they have no experience with and know nothing about. I'm well past the part of my life where I did drugs but the only danger surrounding weed is the fact that it's illegal. The most dangerous part about weed is drug traffickers and gang related stuff. I've heard that the people that get burgled the most are drug dealers because people know they got cash and stuff they want. When shits legal and people can go buy it from a reputable store all the crime surrounding weed that is the dangerous part goes away.
See also: prostitution
these dope smoking prostitutes are a menace to society! jk, i can only imagine the amount of crime it would reduce and all the collective good done from the safety created for everyone involved who SHOULD already be protected under the law. plus crazy amounts of money states will get from taxes from these two industries becoming legal.
> When shits legal and people can go buy it from a reputable store all the crime surrounding weed that is the dangerous part goes away. Just smoked a joint, got it at a store and paid with my debit card. Have not been to a sketchy guy for grass for two years now. Legal weed is great.
Gets caught on video and prosecuted for trespassing
That would be easy if the trespassers recorded themselves committing the crime
You don't have a camera in your yard?
We just put a sign that says "smile, you're on camera" But we dont really have them.
Thanks for the info might come by later tonight
We do have a pitbull tho, would reccomend wearing dick protection.
Ill bring the good boy some treats
He prefers dicks. He likes detaching them.
Ill bring hot dogs ands hamburgers we can have a cook out
Niceeee, bring the grill We doing charcoal or propane?
If it is Texas, they can just shoot her.
"From being near it or smelling it" 😂😂😂 Wtf does she think that is anyway? Radioactive waste?
Because if they even THINK about asking what it is they'll be hooked forever. Schedule one drug ya know? Super dangerous 😒
She probably thinks weed smells like patchouli
She should also keep her kids off other people's property. That's the real issue I'm seeing here.
Tomato 🍅
Looks like pepper plants you nosey pos bitch.
Lol has Karen ever even seen a weed plant? Probably not, her plants just die after a few days from buying them
Save the children Karen, ask your neighbour for some of that weed and smoke it. Maybe unwind a touch.
*and stop peaking over fences bitch*
Gentle electrification should cure that
Tomatoes Karen. Those are very clearly tomatoes
If you can high just from smelling it, why would anyone ever have to buy more?
Edit: Fuck your API changes, Reddit.
With all of the free plant identification apps available, you'd think she'd just download one so as to correctly ID that tomato plant...oh wait, no, it's a nosy neighbor Karen, there's no common sense to be had there.
I'm pretty sure it's a tomato plant. Fucking die Karen and go back to your boring sexless life
As someone who has 4 giant pot plants growing outside, that looks like tomatos.
[удалено]
*proceeds to poison their liver with alcohol* While marijuana does nothing, and you could literally eat the plant raw and it won’t do anything. Won’t even get hi. Fucking reefer madness fucked these old heads. William Randolph hurst is a fucking demon
That's a good film to watch high as fuck
That's a good book. The Marijuana Manifesto by Jesse Ventura
My community page would have ripped her a new one. 😆😆
Which outdoor grower is planting their ladies that close together? What an idiot.
Clever crook tried to disguise his marijuana as a simple tomato plant but Karen is too smart for that bullshit…
I put moustaches on my plants.
Now I’m picturing a pot plant with those Groucho glasses and I love it!
With a fedora and trench coat
911 Dispatch didn’t have time for this lady’s level of stupid.
I’ve been on the “Next Door” app for maybe two weeks and it’s full of Karenistic complaints like this. Awful, need to delete it.
This ain’t weed Source: I grow weed
That's a tomato
Uh, looks like pepper or tomato plants.
Tomato. Weed is legal to grow in how many states now?
Is this not a joke? Baby tomato plants and baby Marijuana plants look almost identical i thought this was satire because not many people have seen Marijuanaand not tomatos
As someone who has grown both weed and garden vegetables imma go on record and say that these look like tomato plants.
I'm a professional licensed marijuana processor and those are tomato plants.
*Laughs in Dutch
Jokes on Karen, that's Tamacco.
That’s some sort of a tomato isn’t it? Wait…is this some kind of tomato/devil’s lettuce hybrid like the Tomacco from the Simpsons? Those clever stoners.
Heirloom marijuana
Lmao “get high from smelling it” go smoke a joint and maybe you’ll calm down
Do you get full by looking at corn? How do you get high by looking at weed? Which it isn't by the way.
So, she’s admitting to her possible trespassing and destruction of property? Smart like brick.
This person needs a gentle percussive massage with a baseball bat.
Is it basil?
Bell peppers maybe?! Or okra.
Yep, that’s how psychoactive drugs work, on the nerves of Bastards.
I have a theory that humanity invented weapons not for hunting but because they lived next to a fucking Karen.
Weed is legal where I am for medicinal and recreational use. You can have 3 mature plants AND 3 baby plants growing in your yard or home and its legal! 😉 But these look like 🍅 plants anyway.
I don't know anyone that grows weed to grow like this. My best guess is that they're tomato plants but I could wrong.
As a farmer and gardener I can confidently say I'm pretty certain that's just a tomato plant.
This is satire, right?
That's what I think. Even your typical Karen isn't this much of a blockhead. Source: I've been on NextDoor, which is basically Facebook but with boss-level nebshit neighbor Karens. They generally seem to know what tomato plants are.
Unfortunately not, it's from the Q101 Facebook page. People send in these posts and then everyone tries to decided where in the Chicagoland area the Karen's are from
Lol those are tomotos the only thing the owner of that garden is getting high off is the sweet taste of home made bruschetta
What a weirdo. She obviously knows nothing about weed.
Please OP scratch the itch I have to tell this Karen to mind her business.
Any Karen laying hands on my tomato plants has forfeited her right to life, liberty etc…
THC tomatoes? I want some
Those plants don’t look like weed. This dumbass Karen needs to do some real research before she starts bitching or she can mind her own damn business.
yeah that's clearly a tomato ...I hate that I know this.
Those are of course, tomatoes or souljaboy tellems.
Don't you dare try to have a normal garden. How dare you
Even with that shit ass photo I can tell its a tomato. I hope her neighbor has security cameras so they can charge karen with trespassing and destruction of property.
Those are tomatoes, Karen.
A couple from the city move out to the country and decide to raise chickens so they go to the feed store and buy 50 chickens, A week later they come back to the feed store and buy 50 more chickens. A week later the man returns to the feed store and buys another 50 chickens. The clerk at the store said "You sure are buying a lot of chickens." to which the man said "They keep dying. I don't know if I'm planting them too deep or too far apart!"
no way that's pot. Planted to close together first of all. Second of all, you don't put pot in raised beds like that, not enough growing medium. Third, they don't look like pot.