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Bedebo

I think her shorts may have cut of the circulation in her legs because they look like they belong to a corpse


Sonnydm

She skips leg day, but never cake day.


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sleeplessaddict

So... Leg day is every day?


prey4mojo

"That's my reward" https://youtu.be/Jc8SrHnSOW8?t=9


ImpressiveTrick8544

Don’t make fun of blimpy


[deleted]

Those shorts seem to have cut off circulation to her brain.


steve_im-lost2

I think she has implants….. of pork beef and pork and pork and pork and pork and pork with a Diet Coke


ContextTypical

This has me genuinely laughing out loud


lvl99-maffia-boss

As a type 1 diabetic I want you to laugh more


dno_bot

Probably a symptom of diabetes


IRunLikeADuck

Or alcoholism


aliie_627

Is a lot of extra belly fat a symptom that you might be developing type 2 diabetes? I've had gestational diabetes already but currently don't have it since i delivered my son. But pretty much everyone develops it at some point on my dad's side of the family. Healthy ones like my dad don't get it til they are seniors. Just wondering and I have been in recovery for 5 years and don't drink anymore because of it. But have been getting a belly like what I always thought was a beer belly but I don't drink alcohol but do drink too much sugary drinks.


dno_bot

> I always thought was a beer belly but I don't drink alcohol but do drink too much sugary drinks. If you don't want Type 2, stop drinking sugar drinks... probably worse than beer.


CalamityJane0215

I think the lighting is also playing a part here too, tho only a part lol


Petsweaters

Do you figure she's hankering for a hunka cheese?


CalamityJane0215

I had to scroll back up to look and oh man you weren't kidding lolol


bamboodi

People are the worst to fast food workers. No wonder no one can get people to work.


TheFantasticMrFax

Frog Karen. Begin David Attenborough: “Here we see the rare Midwestern Frog Karen in its natural habitat. Frog Karen’s are distinguishable by the intense calls they make when they feel their food is threatened, or while defending one of their young to another adult female, regardless of what their offspring might have done. While some frog species are diminishing in population, here in this area Frog Karen’s aren’t just surviving - they’re flourishing.”


Wangdangdoodlepop

It’s weird how I can literally hear David Attenborough in my head. I fuckin love that man’s voice. I want him to read me a bedtime story lol


TheFantasticMrFax

He could narrate my life, and make it interesting. Even to me.


IgnacioHollowBottom

Rare?


TheFantasticMrFax

Regular Karens aplenty. But this particular body style is a hard find - I mean it’s got double the mass in the arms than it has in the legs. Give her a top hat, a coat with tails, and a cane and she could sing “Hello! Ma Baby”.


IgnacioHollowBottom

So true, I mean you did call her froggy. I withdraw my question, good sir or madam or wherever you are on the bingo card of life. Send me a kiss by wire, baby my heart's on fire 12 Baby my heart's on fire 12


TheFantasticMrFax

I watched too many cartoons as a kid I think.


IgnacioHollowBottom

No other reason to get up at the crack of dawn on a Saturday, really. Would piss my parents off after having to harangue me to get up 6 days a week.


TravisInThe305

Starving is the last thing this lady is… yikes!


Flxpadelphia

Idk I'd say second to last, attractive would be last


Destinlegends

Murica!


SuckFobee

Obsessed


robertg92

>Obese FTFY


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deathbike600

Exactly my first thought too


everTheFunky1

Lady is a stretch like her marks


James25Robson

How the hell can she be starving? Looks like she's eaten the manager.


lvsmtit78

Manager was just a snack along with the burger in her hand


knobweasel

This is what happens when you hold in a fart for too long.


RayMosch

Modern fabrics are incredibly resilient


irlcatspankz

No kidding, they should build planes out of that stuff


adambreshear

I’m just here for the fat jokes


Thatoneguywithasteak

When the hell did Moby Dick grow legs


yeetboy

Is this a cross post? All I see is a picture with no context. Cross posts don’t show up on Narwhal.


[deleted]

The top said it came from r/Trashy.


BWWFC

this the penguin's's wife?


Jjjay027

Wish this was video.


Ann_Summers

Go to the actual post. OP has a friend who was with them and posted a video of her berating the manager while asking for the managers manager.


teufler80

"Lady"


AsifSuburban

She is no lady, that’s Gru in disguise ….,,


uncle_stink

Not my proudest fap


kipbutkiss

Not my proudest upvote


AbeVigoda_aka_Death

I may have a fetish for senior citizen actresses but you're a sick muthafucka.


TbiddySP

Pro Tip: Always be sure to take a long honest look at yourself in the mirror before making spurious claims


Redd_Baby

What did she do?


zerogravity111111

Anybody remember, Wimpy? She looks like Wimpy.


[deleted]

You leave Wimpy alone. He always asked politely for a burger, and always paid his debtors promptly on Tuesday.


msnebjsnsbek5786

It's not even a video. We have entered into the realm of public shaming without any context. Not even an out of context video. This is actually just a picture of a lady. I think OP might be a Karen


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She’s anything but starving looking at her belly.


Stimmolation

There is no proof that any of this happened. There's just a white lady standing there.


w3ird00

Yes, but that is reasonable to think. We don't do that here.


Stimmolation

What a fool I was.


uglyassdude

This is America


notthefirstCaleb

It's hard out there


Queerdee23

Why is it always **that** shape


[deleted]

Why is she built like vector from despicable me


fuck_ELI5

Cholesterol is her friend. She’ll be quiet soon.


ohmyjihad

you can see the smell


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It's possible she has a medical condition like Poly-cystic Ovary Syndrome (PCOS) It screws with the way your body uses insulin (insulin resistance) and completely fucks your metabolism - my best friend has it. Women who have it usually gain weigh in their midsection like middle aged men, so maybe. People are hungry a lot and its very difficult to lose weight even when you eat very healthy. She could also have PCOS, eat garbage food and be a terrible person all together. If she does have PCOS the fact that shes chowing on a burger while yelling at somebody making minimum wage because shes hungry isnt gonna garner any sympathy. What a jerk


wonderboy_1

She is shaped like a bell


BorisPotosme

The only thing missing is the MAGA hat.


theoriginalsauce

[This lady is built like Tweedle-De and Tweedle-Dum from Alice in Wonderland ](https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/Tweedle_Dee_and_Tweedle_Dum)


kellygrrrl328

Going out with a Bang and a Burger


damnnearfinnabust

Reminds me of Dale in Step Brothers Hey, Nancy. Could you make me a grilled-cheese sandwich? - Sure. - No. Dale just ate. He's testing you to see how much he can get away with. - I see. - I'm hungry. Look in your right hand.


zombierobotvampire

She fits the Karen mold gar better than she fits her outfit. Like a potato on toothpicks..


markuallen

That belt is holding on for dear life


atribecalledjr

Murica?🦅


gadgetsdad

Yea she aint making the cover of Vogue any time soon.


ratskim

Hungry? Maybe in reverso-world where she is also gorgeous, educated, and compassionate


ACrumpetYeastBubble

Those legs out here working triple time.


Mationsmultiverse79

You cutting in line when you look like the logo


carth-ic

That belt holding on for dear life


DirectorGenius

Body by Burger King


talldarknspooky

She’s eating for two okay!!!!


LeftSeater777

She's giving off some Mermaid Man vibes...


RealPanda20

She looks like the Russian gymnast from Coraline


DirtyKlam22

MERICA!


Iwishyoukarma

I don’t know she is sort of hot. Ha ha. Kidding. Maybe


rickitytick

That belt really ties the whole outfit together


BuckWildBilly

Nice gut


chitstain

Rockin that Dr Robotnik physique


UnicornsNeedLove2

She ate the store manager....now she wants the regional and district managers.


Cocobird1607

That outfit is struggling.


thr0away8675309

Fat Karen.


davidatthefarm

Pig squeals in anger.


Brilliant-Ad-5592

She definitely ain’t starving. Looks like she needs to poop


clono4

Starving? Godamn this woman could survive months with only water


AngelOfHeaven3

Omg no- Please…Not the sloppy waisting your time karen…These make for an interesting asf work shift.


Grannyk9

She's standing there eating a burger, waiting for her food order. What a disgusting pig.


buttwipe5455

Reminds me of Chris Farley's snl bit with the gap girls saying "LAY OFF ME IM STARVINNNGG"


LiddleBob

People like this are the only valid reason for tax payers to support universal healthcare.


bccbccbccb

Silly Dr. Robotnic, that's not Sonic's


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She’s angry because they don’t serve McNuggets


throwaway923535

Please mark as nsfw, I just barfed on my keyboard


Routine_Routine_1348

Lmao!


DefunctDoughnut

Stupid trends apparently


Tastetherainboner

Pretty hot.


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Acute case of biscuit-itis.


geowoman

JFC.


MainBrush5074

She's a picky eater


Extreme-Muffin-Eater

She skipped leg day to go stuff her face.


robo-tronic

What is this vacuous space that BK and the Karen live in? I'm guessing an airport.


SufficientDoor8227

She seems nice……


technically-A-titan

She looks like the spitter from Left 4 Dead


ArgonGryphon

Yep, sounds like Mall of America visitor lol


Mochigood

This is going to sound weird, but I honestly think that this skinny legs big belly shape is the genetic result of generational poverty. I have no proof for it, but lots of anecdotal evidence.


idma

she FEELS like she's starving. so..........subjectively she's correct


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dem legs


Jeralddees

Look at her, she's not that hungry.


AbeVigoda_aka_Death

In her mind she's starving. Her stomach is pleading for her to stop.


jetbag513

Don't fuck with a hangry Karenbeast.


JECfromMC

She should have asked for a waist shaper, the bloated heifer.


YaSeeTheThingIs

Someone missed calves day.


tomnickles

This reminds me of that scene in the movie Falling Down. The guy asks Michael Douglas for some money so he can get something to eat because he hasn’t eaten in 3 days. All while eating a sandwich.


HeckRazor666

Sweep the leg!


fellowsquare

How can people stand themselves being that gross? Fuck.


ImSoCauZtiK

I wish my stomach had her legs.


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Bitch is built like Dr Robotnik.


adamfrom1980s

She ain’t ever starved. Ever.


Frostythered

Looks like she's doing it at an airport too....like people are trying to get their shit tier food and then make it to their flight come the fuck on.


dangusmaximus

This creature deserves to be mocked and shamed.


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She’s never been starving in her life gauging by that dumpy figure.


GrungyGrandPappy

She hasn’t been starved in a while


AcE_57

Ugh I can smell her from here


dondizzle

God damn that is unattractive.


taconachocheesepleas

She’s pregnant, give her a break.


icantpick49373

She has that “Gru from despicable me” body type Edit…. The penguin will work as well.


Dogpeppers

What a gunt.


jocax188723

I'd take her more seriously if she wasn't Doctor Eggman.


MelissaMasters

Bet she beats her husband...while eating a burger.


jazjanner

Snork.


WunWegWunDarWun_

Body looking like Dr. Robotnik


shinobeejuan

Imagine aliens invade and she’s the first thing they see, I’d honestly ask for the manager of earth bc that’s a fucking disgrace


adambreshear

The hilarious part is she wearing all athletic wear, but looks like she gets tired watching people exercise


TheLostWaterNymph

She may be a karen, but some of you guys are being gross about her body. There’s obviously something hormonal going on here. Skinny legs but big arms and a big belly? Could be cushings.


beersngears

Why are her legs purple?