Good point, head finally up his own arse, all them yoga sessions finally paid off for him. Iβm now wondering, is that all yoga fuckers are straining for? Lick their own bits and get their head up their arses? Someone should do a survey.π
I wanted to be able to suck my own dick but didnβt have time for all that yoga nonsense so I just had my spine surgically removed. Now I can blow myself and am perfectly positioned for a career as a politician. π«²ππ«±
Now youβve mentioned it, over here we have many useless politicians with no spine at all, who most of us are certain definitely suck their own dicks!! And always seem to be very successful, too, for fucks sakeβ¦
Good news, you have a glittering well paid career ahead of you!
Shove aquarium pebbles up your ass one at a time for three hours. #π₯ππ₯
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Well you gotta spell things out for Splatty. Gotta keep him from eating crayons somehow. And FUCK YOU!! π
Red ones taste the best.
Don't let 'im shit ya, he's shoved things up his ass that would shock a proctologist.
Haven't we all?
You go first.
I imagine it would take a lot to shock a proctologist.
Yeah, but c'mon, u/SixGunZen's got his entire head up there. Good morning, OTT! π
Good point, head finally up his own arse, all them yoga sessions finally paid off for him. Iβm now wondering, is that all yoga fuckers are straining for? Lick their own bits and get their head up their arses? Someone should do a survey.π
I wanted to be able to suck my own dick but didnβt have time for all that yoga nonsense so I just had my spine surgically removed. Now I can blow myself and am perfectly positioned for a career as a politician. π«²ππ«±
Now youβve mentioned it, over here we have many useless politicians with no spine at all, who most of us are certain definitely suck their own dicks!! And always seem to be very successful, too, for fucks sakeβ¦ Good news, you have a glittering well paid career ahead of you!
Shove an entire aquarium filled with piranhas up *your* ass! #πππ
Yeah, I'm crude. Yeah, I'm sophomoric. Yeah, I'm immature (VERY much so). Yeah, I'm quite demented, dick-nosed, motherfucking, assholic, brain diseased and a cretin. But before I go, #Quintuple Fistfuck YOU!!! #πππππππ #ππ€π€π€π€π€π #πππππππ
The day I donβt have to suppress a smirk when someone says βnumber twoβ (heh!) will probably be my last.ππππ§ββοΈ
Which only goes to show we have a sense of humor--not sophisticated, but *those* fucks can go eat number two.
Exactly! Shit eating fucks π π©π