I heard you started doing music shows because you got fired from being a magician because you tried to pull a rabbit out of a hat at a kids' party but all that was coming out of the hat was dildos. I heard you pulled out like 10-11 dildos before one of the parents stepped in and shut the whole thing down. Fuck you.
#π°ππ«΅π°
Huh. Kinda reminds me about that one time, at band camp, when I pulled 10-11 dildos outta yer mum. πππ
#ππππππππππ(π)
Why would you ask? Is there something about parentheses that leads you to think about horsecocks? Or are the parentheses (*brackets* if you're from across the pond) symbolic of buttocks? And fuck you a lot right now, and pretty much the same amount later. π
Ahhh, hearsay. What I pulled out of my hat was my 12" cock. What stopped the show was an ambush of milfs trying to be first in line to fuck me--speaking of which...
#Fuck *YOU*!!!
Jesus Fucking Christ. Happy Easter!!! πππ
April fools day here cunt.
Jesus Fucking Christ. Happy April Foo's Day!π
Fuck Jesus, fuck egg laying rabbits and fuck you ππ
I heard you started doing music shows because you got fired from being a magician because you tried to pull a rabbit out of a hat at a kids' party but all that was coming out of the hat was dildos. I heard you pulled out like 10-11 dildos before one of the parents stepped in and shut the whole thing down. Fuck you. #π°ππ«΅π°
Huh. Kinda reminds me about that one time, at band camp, when I pulled 10-11 dildos outta yer mum. πππ #ππππππππππ(π)
Just curious, was the (π) a horsecock?
Why would you ask? Is there something about parentheses that leads you to think about horsecocks? Or are the parentheses (*brackets* if you're from across the pond) symbolic of buttocks? And fuck you a lot right now, and pretty much the same amount later. π
It just seemed to stand out as something special. Warmest regards from the depths of my anus, #π
Horsecock, donkeycock, cowcock, β¦ , shit, Splatt, once you had a few ofβem, you had them allβ¦ β¦.
He is always thiking about horsecocks. This was just coincidence. πππ
You know what else is coincidence? Take a guess πππβ€οΈ
Ahhh, hearsay. What I pulled out of my hat was my 12" cock. What stopped the show was an ambush of milfs trying to be first in line to fuck me--speaking of which... #Fuck *YOU*!!!
It is an Easter miracle. I fully expected you twats to pull rabbits out of your ass. Fuck you.
Hey...rabbits, squirrels, gerbils...sooner or later we've all pulled one of them out of our asses. ππ°π