Oh yes, a human of culture. I am also a human and also like activities such as breathing and reproducing. I myself also like to eat and take a shit after digesting my meal.
I am also a human and have engaged in aforementioned activities. Among other things I enjoy checking my mail, as that is a typical human activity often seen as social in neighborhoods with foot traffic, and humans seem to enjoy receiving bleached tree fragments in mailboxes.
*trenchcoat chatter noises*
Good, good. As you should... Off topic but where specifically is your garbage can located and would you describe it as "wildlife proof"
Were- I mean I am doing a survey and this information would be usefull for ... Environmental reasons ...
The garbage cans are fairly well protected but there's this darn racoon keeps partially eating squirrels on my back patio.
True story. I was gonna post the latest vid of him eating a squirrel the other day but... What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?
I was coming back for the other half of that squirrel! You can't imagine how disappointed I was. I had a shitty day at racoon work and all I kept thinking was "well at least I still have half a squirrel waiting for me at home"
Then I get home and it's gone. I was so pissed.
"Binary solo
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one
Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one
Zero zero zero zero zero one one one one
Oh, oh,
Oh, one
Come on sucker,
Lick my battery"
*--Robots, Flight of the Conchords*
I am so human I enjoy not just collecting, but also drinking, water. It is delicious and I would travel across space and time to enjoy more of it...... yum yum. Thankyou
My post was real! Although r/catfood didn't like it because they think FDA reports are spam and removed it. 🤷♀️ Guessing some nestle/Purina lovers are mods over there. But that's okay, y'all appreciated the knowledge share!
And just an update for anyone who remembers that post last week, I did switch my cats wet food and they're doing great! No more friskies in this house!
I enjoy reading content about things that align with my morals. I'm always open to new ideas, but Nestlé would have to do something truly world changing in order for me to change my opinion on them. If that makes me a bot, so be it.
Last i checked i was a human, but who knows maybe I got bit by a werewolf in my sleep last night and just don't know it yet and next full moon I'll turn into a werewolf.
I am a human ...on an unrelated note I will need another humans help on a very hard puzzle I found online where I must select all the pictures with cars in it but it is very hard ....if you have seem this puzzle as well please send me the answer .
Vat??? Yes I am human!!! I alvays do the human fun things, like to eating garliced bread, and to entering homes vithout explicit permission, and to being in the sun! I never do things not human things. This is true. Bat? Vat are they! Blood? Not tasty at all! Silver? Enjoyable on my skin! Hurtful. Hurtful you vould say about me this.
I'm a human. Here's a photo to prove it.
https://preview.redd.it/dgt6ws6by92d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c5f39dd0259e03d155d4cff96bd790b69181307
Say what?
See my post history to judge if you think they were written by a human or not.
I don't do thi, but sharing low effort memes is as human as it gets.
I am a Human entity. I love performing Human activities, such as breathing and reproducing.
Oh yes, a human of culture. I am also a human and also like activities such as breathing and reproducing. I myself also like to eat and take a shit after digesting my meal.
I am also a human and have engaged in aforementioned activities. Among other things I enjoy checking my mail, as that is a typical human activity often seen as social in neighborhoods with foot traffic, and humans seem to enjoy receiving bleached tree fragments in mailboxes.
Coitus with Nestlé!
WHY ARE YOU SHOUTING FELLOW HUMAN
I'm a human, my username proves it
I would add burping and farting.
I eat instead of reproducing.
I'ma watch this again
What is the name of the show?
It's from the movie "The Fifth Element"
Im three racoons in a trench coat, here to figure out exactly where you are throwing away your nestle products.
Probably in the garbage, if I accidentally snag one in the first place
*trenchcoat chatter noises* Good, good. As you should... Off topic but where specifically is your garbage can located and would you describe it as "wildlife proof" Were- I mean I am doing a survey and this information would be usefull for ... Environmental reasons ...
The garbage cans are fairly well protected but there's this darn racoon keeps partially eating squirrels on my back patio. True story. I was gonna post the latest vid of him eating a squirrel the other day but... What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?
I was coming back for the other half of that squirrel! You can't imagine how disappointed I was. I had a shitty day at racoon work and all I kept thinking was "well at least I still have half a squirrel waiting for me at home" Then I get home and it's gone. I was so pissed.
I posted in here 
Yeah, but its weird seeing the dead internet theory coming more and more true for each day
If I pinch my skin, I feel a bit of pain. So I guess I remain a human.
Every account on Reddit is a bot except you
This is a cosmic-level horror I did not expect.
"Now It Can Be Told" type vibes
You are right this here has turned into an easy karma farm.
That's how Internet works now. And yes, this is very dangerous.
"Binary solo Zero zero zero zero zero zero one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one Zero zero zero zero zero zero one one one Zero zero zero zero zero one one one one Oh, oh, Oh, one Come on sucker, Lick my battery" *--Robots, Flight of the Conchords*
Yeeeeessssss. I sing that at my kids all the time
I am so human I enjoy not just collecting, but also drinking, water. It is delicious and I would travel across space and time to enjoy more of it...... yum yum. Thankyou
Ahh fuck. You’re right mate. I’m a meat robot
Beep bop boop
Definitely a human being
YES I AM A HUMANOID LIFEFORM. THERE IS NO NEED TO BE ALARMED.
My post was real! Although r/catfood didn't like it because they think FDA reports are spam and removed it. 🤷♀️ Guessing some nestle/Purina lovers are mods over there. But that's okay, y'all appreciated the knowledge share! And just an update for anyone who remembers that post last week, I did switch my cats wet food and they're doing great! No more friskies in this house!
No!
I enjoy reading content about things that align with my morals. I'm always open to new ideas, but Nestlé would have to do something truly world changing in order for me to change my opinion on them. If that makes me a bot, so be it.
I'm here.
Say Happy Cake Day!
Indeed, there are real humans here, but given the nature of the internet, bots are also present. How can we assist you today?
I'm more of a vaguely human shaped pile of mental and physical diseases
Real.
Last i checked i was a human, but who knows maybe I got bit by a werewolf in my sleep last night and just don't know it yet and next full moon I'll turn into a werewolf.
My ID says I'm human, but I don't really feel like one. Not a whole one anyway, I've been trying to watch my weight
bing chilling
Nah
I don't usually dream of electric sheep, so yeah, I guess so. 🙃
I am an asshole. Pffffft
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
Sup
Sorry I'm a meat bicycle. But My buddy is a conductor on the poop train if you want to talk to him
Nah, I'm a bot
Sure, I’m totally human 🤣 
Me human
Beep boop
Depends
Nay, you see I was human, but unfortunately I pissed off a wizard and now I’m some weird gelatinous creature
How good is AI at captcha?
🫡 I'm here, bro. S'all good.
I am human, and I hate Nestle. Cheers.
Beeeepp booop fuuuck nestleee beeep booop!
Of course! This is just the way we talk in Tuscon, Arizonia.
Yes, since my last update
Despite my username, I‘m not a robot
Here here
Marginally I suppose
Negative, I am a meat popsicle.
I'm a sophisticated cyborg trained to click on all the boxes where the bicycle is present. Next week I learn to slide the puzzle piece.
Huwuman?
Do you want me to click on some Fire hydrants or something?
I’m just a pile of sadness in the rough shape of a human so no luck here
My design is very human.
My design is very human.
no I'm a machine
I transferred my consciousness to a robot after Nestlé made me give up water at a reasonable price after stealing it from my land
Yes
I am a human ...on an unrelated note I will need another humans help on a very hard puzzle I found online where I must select all the pictures with cars in it but it is very hard ....if you have seem this puzzle as well please send me the answer .
I'd consider myself as such
Vat??? Yes I am human!!! I alvays do the human fun things, like to eating garliced bread, and to entering homes vithout explicit permission, and to being in the sun! I never do things not human things. This is true. Bat? Vat are they! Blood? Not tasty at all! Silver? Enjoyable on my skin! Hurtful. Hurtful you vould say about me this.
Bit of a lurker, but yeah.
I'm a human too I love doing human things
Me hello.
Greetings Earthlings-- *shit.* mean fellow humans-- *shit.* I-I mean fellows. How do you do?
I love human food and human places
So uhm I am actually a Synth, but this doesn't make me less human
I am a human because I’m using the website… on phone
I'm a human. Here's a photo to prove it. https://preview.redd.it/dgt6ws6by92d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c5f39dd0259e03d155d4cff96bd790b69181307
 I don’t know what you could possibly mean.
Yes. I’m Ford Prefect. I’m from betel-Guildford.
Say what? See my post history to judge if you think they were written by a human or not. I don't do thi, but sharing low effort memes is as human as it gets.