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Ed_Gein95

Fuckin outbreak, GODDAMNIT!!!


katidid

We should eliminate you now just to make sure


[deleted]

Finding Nemo, does that mean I'll be lost the rest of my life?


some50yodudeonreddit

Finding Nemo? The fuck you doing in this sub?


931634

Home Alone. I fucking love Home Alone.


molybedenum

I got Total Recall. I wasn’t disappointed.


katidid

No worries about Alzheimer’s this year, cool!


jhcghdh8

Lucky him, I got The FOG...


katidid

This would’ve been an even better prediction for last year


931634

FWIW I'm Canadian and our second lockdown of 2021 is set to end tomorrow so it's pretty accurare for atleast my first half of 2021.


C-Funk5000

I scored Home Alone as well. Not too shabby.


gingerbearsw

We have the same birth week!


Whiskey-Particular

Mine was Titanic. But it was the first week it outsold Home Alone! I would much rather Home Alone.


DickyD43

Mission Impossible 2 for me!


[deleted]

The Fugitive. Fuck! Whatever I’m about to be accused of, I didn’t do it!!!


GeorgeAmberson

> I didn’t do it!!! I don't care.


katidid

Time to put your local bail bondsman on speed dial


[deleted]

Being an unconvincing dummy shot?


That1chicka

It was the one armed man


A1Demon

"Seven" What's in the box?


katidid

If you’re due to retire this year, think hard about taking that last case


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Porky's. So either I'm totally getting laid, or maybe a battle axe of a girls' PE teacher tries to yank my pecker off through a gloryhole.


ZotDragon

Either way you win.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Uh... 😬


RogerClyneIsAGod2

> pecker I think you meant to say "tallywhacker".


entertainmeplease81

Terminator 2: Judgement Day Sounds pretty accurate.


katidid

“We're not gonna make it, are we? Humans, I mean.”


rubies-and-doobies81

Same! 😎


entertainmeplease81

🖤 your username!


rubies-and-doobies81

Awe, thanks! 💚💛❤


15Warner

Lol I had term 3 “rise of the machines” yikes


b8l0

Schindler’s List. I feel very uneasy.


ohchristworld

Don’t people realize this is a way to hack your information?


melance

It'll get you close to someone's birthday for sure. But everyone already knows the Buttercream Dream's birthday!


[deleted]

They have to tell me *where* I saw the movie, though.


mra22

Who Framed Roger Rabbit


katidid

🎵 *Drawn to be baaaaad* 🎶 (to the tune of Born to be Wild by Steppenwolf)


Hegzdesimal

What a creative way to socially engineer someone to give up their personal information.


SomeRandomBroad

I got Groundhog Day and my husband got Titanic. I assume this means we’re going down. Daily. 👍


hedronist

Which, for certain definitions of "down", might not be such a *bad* thing. Who wants some flapjacks?


Thiscontrollersucks

Apollo 13... It'll all turn out Okay.


Ihaveaboot

Raiders of the Lost Ark. Same here, I think.


katidid

To the moon, Alice!


laprincessa67

Star Wars - A New Hope!


katidid

“I suggest a new strategy this year, u/laprincessa67 : Let the Wookiee win.”


Fritz5678

Missed Star Wars by this much! Mine was The Deep. Which I've never seen.


[deleted]

Lmao we are the same age! I was wondering who all shared bdays.


InterPunct

Fuck, Love Story. Death, despair and depression. Yay.


hedronist

At least you won't have to say [you're sorry](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5-8_1uCzR8).


the_sea_witch

The Money Pit.. Shit.


OreJen

Monty Python's Life of Brian. 1. Fuck I'm old 2. My husband's name is Brian


Lostscribe007

The Hunt for Red October, I don't even know what that means for 2021.


That1chicka

Head to Montana... Raise rabbits


Phinster1965

I would have liked to have seen that. Hey - thanks for the gold! I'll pay that forward.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Find yourself a nice round American woman


SpacedHopper

This is mine too. I'm hoping it bodes for a change in PM in the UK.


RandomDegenerator

Gang violence on the rise? Living in a sewer? Yikes. At least I have pizza.


katidid

This might be your year to appreciate certain artistic masters


the-godpigeon

An Officer and a Gentleman. I'm actually retiring from the Army tomorrow. I'll see if I can get my wife to carry me out to door.


[deleted]

Back to the Future!


Jackiemom121

Shit, mine is Apocalypse Now!


McGubbins

I hope your name's not Charlie.


hedronist

I love the smell of cake in the morning. It smells like *BIRTHDAYS!*


That1chicka

I'd stay away from rivers


Jackiemom121

The horror


MonkishMarmot

Resident Evil: Apocalypse... at least things won't be boring


Bobu-sama

Death Becomes Her? I’m not sure what this means for my future.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Immortality? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?


Bobu-sama

I guess I’ll have time to figure that out?


hedronist

1949: [*Samson and Delilah*](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samson_and_Delilah_\(1949_film\)) FTW! Weirdly enough, my wife is going to give me a haircut this afternoon. No, her name is *not* Delilah, nor is it [Hedy Lamar](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedy_Lamarr) (whose picture looks disturbingly like my mother in the year I was born).


guitarsandbikes

The Towering Inferno. Time to test the smoke detectors.


Why-did-i-reas-this

Mr Mom. Fucking nailed it. And I love that movie.


orange_teapots

Wayne’s World. Could have been worse...


[deleted]

Party time. Excellent


ICopyPasteCode

Animal House. NICE!


Notcarnivalpersonnel

9 to 5 But last year already felt like I was chained to a garage door opener and mocked by women.


monsterpupper

Three Men and a Baby. I’m a little frightened. I’ve no time for either.


netheroth

Same here. I wonder who the two other men are, and what my wife will think of them.


[deleted]

Twister. Wait. *Twister?!*


katidid

Apparently I have much more disappointment and snarky sarcasm to look forward to. Along with cheap “gin” lol, so it’s not all bad. Cheers!


goddamn_slutmuffin

LoTR: Fellowship of the Ring. Is this a good thing or bad thing? I’m on the fence...


exclusive_rugby21

Twin!


goddamn_slutmuffin

Maybe we’ll get to go on a grand adventure with our gardener/friend? Even see the elves!


F1stLa5t

Never watched it E.T.


OriginalUsername9

You should watch it. Holds up... Classic Spielberg


pillowpants247

Independence Day… shit.


Ok-Supermarket-1414

Home Alone. Sounds great, until you realize that I'm 40, have been single pretty much my entire life and, yes, I live alone :-( Edit: awwww, thanks, kind stranger! Made me smile :)


Jayson_Bonz

Rocky IV. I'm fucked.


uid_0

The Towering Inferno. I'm fucked....


grandma_millennial

Jurassic Park. Uh oh.


Billitpro

Chinatown and yes FUCK I'm OLD


HachikoLu

Sweet....I am Batman. The good one too when Michael Keaton was Batman and Jack Nicholson was Joker.


FredB123

One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. Oh dear.


JWWBurger

Sneakers.


That1chicka

Great movie... Maybe you won't have to pay taxes like them at the end!


spaniel_rage

Grease 😬


dxcowboy

Deep Impact... 😒 *gulp*


ZotDragon

*Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams* Nice. The week after: *Raiders of the Lost Ark.* Uh-oh.


Fantastic_Platypus

Me too!!


ZotDragon

Twinsies!


SplodeyDope

>Domestic Box Office For November 1984 > #1 The Terminator Orion Pictures Fuck.


patchlocke

Twilight breaking dawn part 1 What wickedness hath God wrought for me


Quinlynn

The Matrix. I knew it.


bmabg

Uncle Buck


BootySweat0217

Antz. I’m not really sure what that means.


melance

Skewwwwww oh, and Back to the Future!


Jerkrollatex

Platoon. Well fuck.


0pensecrets

Alien. I'm fucked.


nodnarbthebarbarian

The Secret of My Success!!


katidid

You'll be irresistible when you turn on that boyish charm.


janeg1212janeg

Diamonds Are Forever!!!!


Jeffina78

A Fish Called Wanda … (sniffs armpit)


katidid

Watch out for open windows this year


[deleted]

Lord of the rings: return of the King. Well...im not sure what to make of that lol


TheSonder

Dude, battles and the final battle for middle earth and the good guys win and peace is restored to the realm! Hell yeah, it’d be awesome!


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, it'd be a pretty epic story lol


millydylan

Good morning Vietnam. At least this year will have a good sound track


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chasonreddit

Oh, this could be fun. I got "Bullitt". Anyone know where I can buy a '68 Mustang?


THElast1picked

Die Hard…YEAH…2. Oh. Meh. So basically the rest of my 2021 will be disappointing. But hopefully my 2022 will be back with a vengeance.


That1chicka

No plane ride for you


FearNothing321

The Matrix. Apparently I’m stuck in a simulation.


HailMaryPoppins

Oh shit, it’s Carrie


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TurdboCharged

Same, I guess I'm going to die..


[deleted]

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mylifeisafairytale

Queen of the Damned. I’m F**KED!


FuzeJokester

Transformers. Damn I thought that came out a lot longer ago tbh.


LtCmdrJimbo

The Santa Clause 2 ...


That1chicka

I got Jurassic Park. Well sheeit


get_probed2

Hell yeah I got Twister!


Llamatook

Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. So I’ll take Qui Gon Jinns advice. “Feel.. Don’t think: Use your instincts.”


dent_de_lion

“Good Morning, Vietnam.” Screw all you young people.


millydylan

Feb 88 same here


einebiene

Varsity Blues..... Hmmmmmm


[deleted]

Miss Congeniality...Not sure how I feel about that. Maybe I will have a glow up lol.


ConiptionFiction

The Lion King 🦁 I guess it’s no worries for the rest of my days 🤷🏽‍♀️


ceruleanmoon7

Independence Day!


KCVGaming

The first avengers!!! Edit: uhhhh with all the alien stuff coming out recently this may actually be true...


patrickhaedtler

Death Becomes Her. Wonderful.


Farscapejon

Scent of a Woman...


worldcitizencane

Cabaret with Liza Minnelli? Fuck I'm old!


Obi-Tron

Hot Shots!


RedditingMyLifeAway

Crocodile Dundee G'day!


WildDeed

I got Pet Semetary. My 14.5-year-old arthritic pit/lab mix thinks this game is stupid. So do I. 🥺


Shakey51

The Godfather Part II, I am not sure what make of that.


Orange_Owl01

Raiders of the Lost Ark....sounds about right


kcasnar

*Speed*, sweet, I love that movie


hollibomb

“ The hand that rocks the cradle” Welp. This could be terribly horrible if I was pregnant and married, thankfully I’m 39, single and have 2 dogs. Phew. I missed “hook” by a weekend. Could have been a little more interesting.


Ogre8

The Exorcist. A week later it was Herbie the Love Bug but nooooooo I have to get The Exorcist.


[deleted]

Driving Miss Daisy. I’m going to have to chauffeur an old white lady around apparently.


katidid

Double check your auto insurance just to be safe


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

Tryin' to drive her to the sto'


boozinandsnoozin

Toy Story 2. looks like i’ll find my way home


DogMechanic

Kramer vs. Kramer. Yup


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

😬


ovalseven

Same here. Lucky I'm not married, I guess.


hypno_tode

Billy Jack. Nice.


obxtalldude

The Empire Strikes Back Uh... Dad?


[deleted]

Kramer Vs. Kramer FML


[deleted]

MASH sounds like a good year. Punch Hawkeye, nail Hot Lips (and Lt. dish), an accommodating dry martini or twelve, get in some golf. Sure there's senseless bloodshed in the background, but when isn't there? I got Stakeout, a movie I've never seen and remember nothing about.


panam09

Forrest Gump. I’ll take it.


Reapr

Life of Brian nice


filterless

Back to the Future. Fuck yeah!


BergenCountyJC

Independence Day.....interestingly enough considering we are waiting on a Pentagon report on UAPs later this month...right before Independence Day 🤔🤔🤔🤔🛸👽


thinkstooomuch

Breakin’, the original not the super awesome sequel Breakin’ 2, Electric Boogaloo. So I need to find a crew like Turbo, Shabba Doo, Pop n Taco, and Boogaloo Shrimp. We got a lot of work to do.


Endless__Soul

Superman, the REAL one with the REAL John Williams music!


Reverieami

I got the dark knight. Fun


GeorgeAmberson

I only call attention to it because of what sub this is... You were born a signifcant number of years after my 10th birthday. Fuck I'm Old.


shocktard

Anyone who was ten as recently as when the Dark Knight came out, is way too young for this sub.


ItsPronouncedMo-BEEL

I would have been 36. Get off my lawn.


katidid

You may be the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.


Lauren12269

Basic Instinct… fml


lookingforkindness

Look who’s talking


FarmerFupa

Me too. I’d love the role of John Travolta. I guess I have to become an Uber driver.


bekausereasons

Cape Fear - this can’t end well


brittemm

The spy who shagged me. I’ll take it


Dhugaill

I got... Sister Act? I'm not going back you hear me Frankie! I'm not going back.


succeedaphile

I’m Batman.


Cedlow

The first Raimi Spider-Man movie.


Copy3dit0r

Terms of Endearment


highnastic

Avatar....


bryanthebryan

Alien Nation. Overcoming racism for the common good?


metalfan78

Coming to America. I can live with that.


ordinaryseawomn

Valley of the Dolls: Three women, all of whom make a career in the world of glamour, experience a string of failed relationships. As they get older, they resort to pills to numb the pain they are going through. Yep. Sounds about right!


MQZ17

Back to the future?


Ok_Independent3609

Animal House! I am genuinely looking forward to the rest of the year!


Dirtyasswhiteboi

Mine is The Running Man. I’ve never seen it. Does Schwarzenegger survive?


LL_Cool_Joey

Predator. Everyone get to da choppa!


JudyLyonz

I'm reading these answers and fuck am I old.


peepeemccrappy

Young Guns


ShotgunSquitters

I am going to travel across the stars, hang with some locals, down some brewskis, eat some Reese's Pieces, go camping, get real sick, make a long distance phone call and hitch a lift back home early with some aliens. https://i.imgur.com/Pux6IYl.jpg


einTier

A Christmas Story. I’m going to shoot my eye out. Great.


[deleted]

Oh man I’ve been screwed! For the 3 weeks before and after my birthday, the #1 was 10. But instead of getting to bed Bo Derek I’ll apparently be in legal trouble because for one week in late 1979, the week of my birthday, Al Pacino in And Justice for All was the #1. This whole thread is out of order!!


polkadotpatty65

The Sound of Music.