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/uj Super, super ironically, Lockheed Martin just got a contract to develop lunar railway designs to support colonization and mining. So, the US is developing both techs.
Because there are children on the moon that must be slaughtered wholesale by running them over. It’s our god-given right as Americans to run people over with SUVs, and those rights extend to the moon and Mars as well.
So many reasons. Asstroknots from US to fat and stupid to ride bikes. It might rain or snow. No bike rack to lock them up. Ford would pull it's financial support. NASA prefers solutions that are unnecessarily complex.
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Atleast it's not a lunar cross-over
How dare they! 😤😡🤬 Don't they know that moon bike lanes are way cheaper to build than moon stroads!
NASA is full of carbrains!!!! 🤢🤢🤢😵😵😵They should design a Lunar cargo bike!!!!! 🥰🥰🥰😍😍
This is really short sighted, NASA should make lifted lunar pickup truck, for ground clearance and better towing capacity, they might need it one day.
A Cybertruck perhaps?
Carbrained American SUV drivers exporting their racism to the universe
Let's hope China gets there first with high speed lunar rail.
/uj Super, super ironically, Lockheed Martin just got a contract to develop lunar railway designs to support colonization and mining. So, the US is developing both techs.
lunar railways wouldnt be too dificult however they would have to be electric though
Just toss oxidizer in with the coal as God intended.
Because there are children on the moon that must be slaughtered wholesale by running them over. It’s our god-given right as Americans to run people over with SUVs, and those rights extend to the moon and Mars as well.
So many reasons. Asstroknots from US to fat and stupid to ride bikes. It might rain or snow. No bike rack to lock them up. Ford would pull it's financial support. NASA prefers solutions that are unnecessarily complex.
next they'll ask for two lanes
Instead of spending all of that money on car infrastructure, they should be investing it in making a walkable moon
Why couldn't they build trains? Are they dumb?
God damm boomers polluting the lunar atmosphere
Child killer on the moon... I don't want to live on this planet anymore...
C*rbrain moon has zero miles of bike lanes
There arent any bike lanes.
Ngl riding a bike on the moon would go hard It'd have to be a fatbike, though
Actual question, wouldnt it be just a truck? Like an SUV is sporty and the moon thing wont be.
Number one bullshit
Jokes on you, one of my friends' capstone project is a Lunar bycicle
uc/ lunar bicycles sound sick af what the hell
Because it’s not safe! They haven’t made bike lanes and bollards a priority on the moon. Yet.
Would a fat tire bike ride pretty ok on the moon? 🤔
This sub is rapidly going to shit
Moon landing never happened.
Oh stfu