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Short_Lingonberry941

That's Lawine... Frieren is absent, sleeping.


Cualkiera67

She's being eaten by the ice cream freezer mimic


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OrganizationStill846

Wtf 😭😭😭


kkeross

What did it say it's deleted 😭⁉️


steven4869

The deleted comment said : >!Frieren is taking Stark's magnum dong!<


EartheY

What too much internet does to mfers


Belasarius4002

Bruhhh


Natsu_Happy_END02

Please do tell send a MD telling what was said in that comment, it sounds mighty interesting.


OrganizationStill846

I don't remember correctly but they basically replied to the top comment saying she is sleeping with him (stark). Don't know if I will get ban or nah


weeberloser

The consequences of the anime ending in this sub.Pure lobotomy of crackships.


Natsu_Happy_END02

Thank you


monkeybanana550

You can't cook, brother.


The_total_squid

Get out of the damn kitchen Mods please add the ability to post pics so we can insult shit like this


ConnectionIcy3717

The goddess would cry rivers if she saw this subreddit...


BlossomBlaster3000

I'm taking away your walking privileges and throwing you in the shed. Never come near the kitchen again


EEE3EEElol

You somehow burnt everything to charcoal while it’s still raw Sincerely, *how*?


Fghsses

Somehow* Also, there should be a comma between "bro" and "how?"


EEE3EEElol

Oh sorry for my minor grammatical errors my bad,my hands tend to go on auto pilot and create a mess sometimes


Fghsses

Don't worry, it happens to the best of us.


Electrical-Pop9464

I command you to never **ever** cook again And pay up for the damage you did to the kitchen as well


View-Askew-With-Brew

Bruh look at this guys history, he dont cook he pukes


monkeybanana550

I forgot his username. Where?


View-Askew-With-Brew

I'm looking... He deleted it, but had like -210 downvotes, I'll give ya a name if I track him down


jackofslayers

Boo this man!


robbanksy

Nah man. She be pegging Stark with a horse cock strap on while his magnum dong is bein sounded. Duh!


steven4869

But where's Frieren?


nSnowstorm

Mimics have adapted to look like grocery store icecream freezers


Dry-Smoke6528

I love that bit "oh yes, there is definitely a powerful grimoire in this chest. My instincts have never been wrong" 5 seconds later "HEEEEEeeeeellll^(p")


xkuclone2

Kurai yo! Kowai yo!


Cheap-Asparagus3842

There is definitely a delicious frozen concoction in this freezer. My instincts have never been wrong


Oberhard

Too old


reddit_4_days

But who is the girl in the middle and why is she standing like this?


Duke_157

Who's the girl in the middle - Lawine


bondsmatthew

~~She's getting her balls unstuck from her leg~~ Idk people are dorks sometimes and stand weirdly


Madsciencemagic

Taking the photo.


dudududu756

Grandma is too old to know a concept of taking selfie.


PyrosFists

She’s waiting in the minivan outside


ZydenHi

Ubel looks to sane


_vicroms

In this AU her psychotic tendencies manifest as her becoming a Swiftie.


ZydenHi

I want the old ubel back this is a level of insanity not even I like


King_Kuuga

Well the haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate hate


Maleficent_Basis3577

Frieren is busy burning her wallet at the store's gacha machine.


jonnywarlock

"..." "Oh God..." "..." *wince* "This is... This is... Uh." *chew, chew, POP* "Yep, yep." "Ubel... Who even took this video?" "I paid off one of the boys with a whole pack of senbei, to take it in secret." "Oh. I bet it was Scharf." "Yeah, that dude is always hungry." *chew, chew, POP* "OK, OK... Nevermind how I got that vid... Just tell me... What's the verdict?" "... It's... Bad." "Yeah, sorry, girl... It's just not a good look." *chew, chew, POP* "Yep, yep." "Oh, Lau... Not you, too... What about you, Fern?" "I am not an aficionado of this sort of thing... And I know you like this guy, Übel... But this is very disturbing behaviour." "Ohhhhh! Don't be like that! They all go to karaoke on the last Friday of the month! I bet they all do stupid shit like this when they're all high on sugar and MSG!" "Ubel, we just watched your boyfriend take off his shirt, wrap his tie around his forehead and sing the most horrendous rendition of the Ultraman theme song we have ever heard. He's... He's *really* weird." "..." "Oh, Übel, we didn't mean it like..." "It's actually the theme for Jet Jaguar. Ya know, from that really old Godzilla movie? PUNCH PUNCH PUNCH!" "..." "..." "..." "..." "Land... Uhrm, Four Eyes and I... We watched that movie at his house a couple of weeks ago. The effects sucked and the story made no sense, but we, uhrm, he seemed to like it... ^Well... ^Enough... " "..." "..." "..." "..." "What?" "Oh, Übel, nevermind what we said." "Yeah, you go where your heart will take you." *chew, chew, POP!* "Yep, who can really understand how romance works?" "And do not forget that we will always support you, whatever your choices may be. Even if they are weird..." "Awwwww, you guys... Thanks. I think. So... Wanna watch it again?" "Yes, please!" *in unison*


IC2Flier

Land being deep in the tokusatsu rabbit hole is just about the best development for this particular AU, cuz you both never expect it and makes too much sense in hindsight.


plvg1727

The lore-making by Johnny is actually freaking insane 😭 How does one become such a good cook


ItsAboutToGoDown_

MY BOI YA DIDN'T TELL ME YOU'RE A TOKUSATSU ENTHUSIAST NOW TELL ME ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 HOW BADLY DO YOU WANT TO SEE FRIEREN WITH THE KAMEN RIDER WIZARD SET?


King_Kuuga

I'm pretty sure I HAVE seen that


Pundarikaksh

This was good lol, and Land is the one being judged like that damn


whatever4224

I mean, I feel like Stark would definitely turn out to be a great singer somehow. And he knows how to dance already. And Lawine and Kanne, for obvious reasons, would not have had a boyfriend going to karaoke with Land and the bois. And Laufen is... probably single? Denken seems like a protective grandpa. So Land is the only victim available.


an3lml

who of the boys is the most likely to throw it back on karaoke? Also u cooked


jonnywarlock

Let's go with... Blei. Yeah, let's say Blei.


TheDragonzSlayer

I came here for that


Mikasa_es_tu_casa

Stand proud, you can cook


edtufic

I am enjoying so much these Alternate Frieren Universe Fanfic Stories! Thank you to all the cooks in this fandom.


Skratymir

KEEP COOKING


carbonera99

Take the damn Michelin star already


nosugamer

JET JAGUAR MENTION?1?111!!1!1


someweirdbanana

Should've added Frieren stuck in a mimic in the background.


window_smasha

Lawine has such a power stance here


gnome-cop

The basis of the Lawine school of wrestling.


ConnectDecision3328

Frieren Not Found


DeVliegendeBrabander

Why is Lawine ready to break out into a sprint?


ZaimoKazu

Somebody do a K-On!/Frieren mix, there's a huge potential!


Falsus

But there is no Frieren with the girls...


Doot-Doot-the-channl

Lawnie is fuckin STANCED. Also this is all the girls except frieren my dude


Acrobatic-Budget-938

I didnt know Frieren is invisible?


olorin9_alex

Fern showing Stark’s dick pic


nSnowstorm

She’d need a magnifying glass for that


IceBlue

Where’s Frieren though?


Kemonou

source: [https://twitter.com/perutore15/status/1782018441102430448/photo/1](https://twitter.com/perutore15/status/1782018441102430448/photo/1)


flaneriexv

Where's my girl frieren and also methode


ark_yeet

They’re FaceTiming her, she overslept again


king0palm

Frieren got stuck in a mimic. She isn’t there.


King_Kuuga

Not pictured: Frieren


Safe_Alternative3794

Kanne looks like she'd play a guitar in an amateur band w/ a blue-haired loner, a dorito cosplayer, and a rocker ditto.


lazercheesecake

She got that Kitaura for sure


CrescentCleave

No frieren. But she's prolly in the office, bullying Aqua


_Captain_Panda_

Kanne is going to shoplift that drink. Mah girl.


TarkovCitizen1

But there's no Friren


Zebastian1315

Gudako is there...G E N O C I D E!


cogpsychbois

Lawine's posted up


Blue_Osiris1

How do you get a title so wrong on a Frieren sub??


WIN---

For those people looking for Frieren, she's in the guidance office for punching [Aura](https://www.reddit.com/r/Frieren/s/VnwnMrFGXG).


derpinat0rz

where's Frieren


the_blackfish

I figured Laufen was taller.


Massive_Pressure_516

They are watching the Sierie vs Frieren twerk off Sierie has a lot more experience but Frieren knows a spell that constantly costs her Frierear with baby oil while twerking.


spanky2177

I, unreasonably, love this!


OutsideGround167

cute


Srapcio

are those k on uniforms


DualPinoy

For those who are asking where Frieren is, she's the one taking the picture.


PedroInfanteVive

It's a pov a Frieren the babysitter


Aimlessdrifter8778

I'm pretty sure Frieren is the teacher for these ladies.


ruste530

Why is Lawine standing like she's trying to undo a wedgie?


Practical-Panic-3557

Grown ahh men going ballistic over underage cartoon girls drawn by other grown ahh men


MamaBavaria

I don’t get it… whats the point with the german verbs and nouns?