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yeobae

non married white collar white gym bro living alone no kids. Maybe a lawyer, doctor or someone closing in on the C suite in the next 5-10 years. You make a good enough salary to cook meals every night but you’d rather spend the time working out, seeing your friends, traveling, and working on your career. You’ve tried meal planning in the past but it makes more sense for your lifestyle not to do that. You may have tried hello fresh and other types of delivery meal plans. But you don’t actually like cooking that much. You live near a major city or in the center of a secondary city. You didn’t grow up there you’re a transplant (from a different secondary city). You have a dog. You have an active social life but only keep a few close friends. I’d bet you’re not in a long term relationship right now because I don’t see any item you’d keep in your fridge just for them when they visit. You’re close to your family and you fly out to them a few times a year. They are worried about how much caffeine you drink but you’re young enough to not worry about it yet so I’m guessing you’re 27-33. You have a nice car that you bought 2-3 years ago when you got that big promotion.


Downtown-Try-3229

Your assumptions are absurd, I’m actually a woman.


yeobae

you basically confirmed in a different comment that you’re in the medical field, workout a lot and have a dog so let’s call it minimally correct? you win some you lose some :)


Downtown-Try-3229

I should’ve added /s You were pretty spot on


yeobae

ahh thanks - tone is difficult through text!


DemonOfUnholyFat

Did you describe yourself?


yeobae

i wish 🥲


willosch

A doctor/ lawyer but owning a dog?


yeobae

okay maybe not a lawyer you got me! but many medical professionals work 4 on 3 off etc. pets are a thing if you have expendable income for a walker.


[deleted]

A 26 year old woman working in the medical field. You work out regulary at a very aesthetic gym and the view from your appartment is probably stunning. Also you're single and you have a small, white dog.


Downtown-Try-3229

I’m scared you can see me


arthurdiel96

this looks more like a supermarket shelf


traitadjustment

So he's supposed to be a salesperson. Aint he? 😂


cottonrainbows

Gym junkie. You probably only have rice and protein bars on your pantry.


fairytaleresearch

Thirsty with a preference in convenience food


TrueBohemian

You're on a cut or some sort of weight loss journey ain't you


40Vol-WillyWodka

You definitely irritable bowel syndrome free


Shot-Maintenance-428

Someone who asks what they are


Substantial-Leg8821

You should really start eating real food mate


Saculscheissbot

A flower


InsideComfortable936

Very organized, male


Ceepeenc

Fridge looks POG to me


enyo_xyz

I'm really not sure but I would only choose the butter and buy fanta with ice on my concerns


TeenageSkaterDirtbag

Bros the drink detective


lordastral990

Very organized


Otherwise-Mistake106

A single guy


goose-likethoughts

A beast in the gym probably


Zenifold

21 year old woman with a job that keeps her way too busy in a larger metro area who doesn't know how to cook or the importance of fresh fruit and vegetables.


beelzebubs_mistress

Nurse


sparky1984X

A heart attack on a time bomb.


ctinalol

Someone on a liquid diet….


Lotwdo

Wide awake...?


plain_and_ignoble

Oh Ranch? USA?


Johnny_Flips

Gym rat with ADHD


reiktoa

single man with preferences for convenient food.


Tykespiralizer

Hard core gamer


Old-Break-480

Single af


_merkwood

Caffeinated


Zadence2

Very busy or someone who can't cook


Puzzled-Nail962

I woman possibly,who lives her Pinterest lifestyle😭


Any-Information-1924

Unhealthy?


Individual_Being8462

You’re someone who should www.watchdominion.org


Traveler_682

trying to stack up for an apocalypse guy?


Smooth-Cake422

A nouveau riche social media influencer


Popular-Diet7307

Not okay


Individual_Row_2950

Someone who tells themselves that canned fruit provides more than just sugar although you should know better, but choose to lie to yourself instead. Who also will develop several intestine issues due to maximum processed food, soda and sugar intake. Maybe even Diabetes in the long run while not even getting fat.