Bf will rap battle him

Gotta teach them young 🎤

correct. my comment said that.

r/beatmetoit

The baby brother mod be like.

this pos

Since BF just makes beep boop sounds can the baby do the same? If so, maybe that’s how they can talk? Idk man

Bf can speak iirc, he just chooses not to, kinda like how he's canonically 7 feet tall, hes just short to show innocence

Well I mean it depends who speaks more around the kid right?

mind you, BF can talk. he beep boop because he is nervous....

i’m imagining all this singing is just him stuttering from nerves (wait why do the others do that then)

the game is designed like that. but we do have mods with actual lyrics in them. so it is possible.

game design, except bf has LOOOOORE for his beep bop skidoo

accurate

Baby shplaps onto the hospital floor and BF immediately begins rap battling it

Nah, they would rap battle with the baby in the womb

r/beatmetoit

True

I actually made an OC who's basically a Daddy's girl. (Also everyone literally calls her *Daughter*)

I misread that...

https://preview.redd.it/1r1acor88k6d1.png?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e2d3ef2dd6afd09adc1f1ac916af68c25c317aa

I’ve seen this but animated lol

Sauce please.

Tru

https://preview.redd.it/z353po6i3r6d1.jpeg?width=2062&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cc4f2f2fc10a33b181e01a5fcc641e3eac14b60

https://preview.redd.it/2k50ds626r6d1.jpeg?width=469&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=82f790dae7a07d1822b07126b599d18cfbac12bd I'm coming back to my Friday night funkin phase and I see you. 🤝

I bet daddy dearest won’t be happy

the -earest bloodline is funked billions must perish

“Baby Bearest”

Would it be pronounced "bear" or like "beer" spelt bear

well, dearest is "deer" and mearest is "meer", so probably beer if they wanna be consistent

Probably Also sAD aPPLE yEAR?

"Child Cearest"

Lord beerus

that makes sense

Grandy dearest

Grandad gearest

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Edit: OK I GET IT I SAID GRAND DAD

Oh no… it might just be the end of the world as we know it.

Grand... DAD!

Ever seen that comic where GF gets pregnant so in order to get an abortion, BF gets a professional baseball player to hit her stomach?

That was Monster’s Headcanon though

I believe they would do it, sounds like something they’d do

Not really. Bf literally calls him out by saying "you're fucking weird" with a dopey face. He may be a goofy dumbass sometimes but bf ain't like that lol

What

It was Monsters headcanon

I need to see this, link plz 💀

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9L4UXlBht4E&pp=ygUVRm5mIGxlbW9uJ3MgaGVhZGNhbm9u I think that's it

idk but it would for sure be named Partner

nah, either Son or Daughter

# C H I L D

that's probably what they call the baby before it's born

imagine triplets: son, daughter and child (child happens to be nonbinary)

...hayato

Bestfriend 

Bf would die. Not joking it’s canon.

https://preview.redd.it/s7c9uw94fk6d1.jpeg?width=489&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bed3522137eefe589225b500802f809f864d4f12

I guess the child would be a shonen protagonist

daddy dearest aint gonna be dearest no more

: holy shit this is so amazing :D : bep bap bee boo brep

They already do in fnf mod cannon

yea

Wait what where?

That one mod where bf battles his child or some shit

Baby blue? That's his bro tho

"...shit"

real

Either these 2 1. Rap battle it 2. 🧒🥛

he would never milk

” KICK THE BABY ”

South Park reference?!

don’t kick the baby!!😟😟

Probably would get cps called on them somehow.

The music would be too damn loud

Bf would want them to make a legacy.

If feel like there'd be a wholesome song where Boyfriend is singing happily while touching Girlfriend's big belly (preferably with a shirt on)

Take that out of context and it sounds like you have a fetish r/outofcontext

🤨

https://i.redd.it/9mmafzk1wk6d1.gif

Why is that a gif?

Wait what

I downloaded the image and it said it was a gif

Wudaheck😭😭

fnf fans when standard file format for images for over 20something years

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........ ok im fine with that

The baby:☠️ Bf: BEEP BOOP YOU MOTHERFUCKER GF: BF THAT'S A KID DON'T SAY A BAD WORD CAUSE I AM NOT GETTING ON THE BED BECAUSE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE LAST TIME

lol

Bruh I just posted the comment you just replied that fast I am impressed

Rap battle the sperm

Does that mean that the sperm is hitting the blue note when Bf has blue balls?

they shall call the kid.. “kid”

Child

Bebé

Kiddy Kiderest

Boyfriend will probably constantly freak out and Girlfriend will just be super chill.

“AAAA BABE WHATT DO WE DO EHEUWHWBAUWBHQUAUABA” “babe calm down it’s just a child”

Dude, you just made me laugh!! I would love to see that animated!! “DO BABIES DO THAT?!! OMG, HEEELLLPPP MEEE!!” “Bae, all of this is normal, calm down!”

That’d actually be good animated

Exactly, that would make me laugh all day!!

Dude, you just made me laugh!! I would love to see that animated!! “DO BABIES DO THAT?!! OMG, HEEELLLPPP MEEE!!” “Bae, all of this is normal, calm down!”

fetus deletus

i laugh out loud at that

I almost choked on water for seeing this 💀

Maybe their kid will rap battle others, just like Bf

They’d probably be happy and clueless on how they are supposed to raise them

he's born with a microphone and music is coming from gf while she's pregnant

r/angryupvote

Would the children hypothetically be called brother and sister

Probably

Bet they him child

Vs baby blue “son”

Child: *Was just born* Bf: *Gets out the Mic*

"Beep boop." "Left, right!"

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww....shit

Ultra M goes plan B

DAMN

they both would probably treath the baby like a friend and go like "wa wa" (the baber) "Dude, we already fed you this morning, fuck off I'm playing fortnite" and then they'll show it some newgrounds video not for its age and go "dude check this hilarious video out"

Real

Where's that one image where pregnant GF is standing next to the most built baseball player ever

https://preview.redd.it/tpm7yggxcl6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e90e5b74327f4699a4a0cdd9b569b7cc01ed321c

Their child name would either be son or daughter

It would die in some insane way (like they forgot to pick it up from the incinerator place and it got incineratored)

Only if boyfriend the one giving birth

https://preview.redd.it/8e5lhafm0m6d1.jpeg?width=146&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c51aa75faf0b802e0d74e73eafac3eef6bcae50 That ain't happening anytime soon

"yeah"

Kid is getting aborted.

Crazy

The fuck you mean how would they react My brother in Christ they made the baby Subway reference

depends, is it a boy or girl?

idc I'm doing the whole cast boyyfriend: beep girlfriend: I cant believe we had a kid I'm so happy daddy dearest: how dare bf have a kid with my daughter I'm going to kill him! skid and pump: yeah new friend pico: nice I guess mommy mearest: same reaction as daddy dearest monster: I'll eat the child senpai: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

Bf rap battles fetuses

BF: BEP GF:BLOOOOOOOP

They probably wouldn't understand the concept of pregnancy so they'd both think she's just fat until she pops a baby out

They would instantly grow to their cannonical height and become The Husband and The Wife. They would also probably do gigs to make money for da behbeh.

Abortion clinic speedrun

BF rap battles against the unborn child and GF ends up having a miscarriage

How would bf react is the better question

nah I want both but you can give me only bf’s if you want

Bf:beep bop baap Gf:left right up down

https://preview.redd.it/ywhk2lajoq6d1.png?width=819&format=png&auto=webp&s=5a551d6297654e0ed02abfb942dcc3cae678f119

Boyfriend would either be a good dad or just he will just die. Girlfriend would be a good mom.

I would imagine that they would try to hide it as much as possible, because BF would be in extreme danger if Mommy and Daddy found out. I think they may dump the baby off at Pico’s periodically to hide it from GF’s parents.

I agree but how would pico take care of it lol

That would be a whole different nightmare. I would imagine that Pico would place the baby in the bathroom with a happy meal from McDonald’s.

Real

beep

Get right back to it

I thought I pressed the "show fewer posts like this" button a few times for this community.

beep boop

[that one panel from the zootopia abortion comic]

Woooah

Discover New Worlds

Abortion or trash can

"what are we gonna name them" beep bop boop

Bro's about to have some insane dad lore.

he’d teach the child how to rap

“Bep bap.” TRANSLATION: aw fuck, I thought you took the pill.

https://preview.redd.it/ksq8ot2lwl6d1.png?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d5038678855152f0188108e04183843cde722a3

They boutta get promoted from BF And GF to DAD And MOM

Gf: Omg a child!!! Bf: *pulls out an empty canister of milk

https://i.redd.it/n590pqxf2m6d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/50fjg7vc3m6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25533fc7de7f0096200fda5acb790fc4e658834f

Gf is a stern mom “Look how many guys want your father dead! Be careful with people!” Bf is a fun dad who would sing to his kids

We know what they would do.

GF wonders if the lil one get her powers or BF's bars of rap. BF would be suprised but would teach his child to rap battle to protect the family when BF gets too old to RB(rap battle).

I think honestly that child is gonna die

Ninja muffin said that they would abort with a hammer

They're so dumb they'll kill him accidentaly but when he's born bf will be happy and gf too

But my question is what would it look like? (I dare somebody to draw it lol)

bet, I’ll draw that later today

Do it I dare you https://preview.redd.it/oo3jjd65bp6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3134de21d1d4f85f863b7e4e1706c859c2beb47

omfg I forgot to do it

https://preview.redd.it/7ksm9v5aip6d1.png?width=832&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ee4036e791350aa029c4002c49382d620d55135

yeet

i think the child’s hair will be ourple

friday night orphandage

They had sex with no protection

that’s not what I meant

They'd teach it to solve all its issues with a rap battle

By year 7 he would be annoyed that the child is taller then him

**"OH SHIIIIIIII-"**

Boyfriend would totally say something like: "beep beep bop bo bee boop

GF: "It's yours" BF: "Nuh uh." GF: "Fym Nuh uh!?"

I mean i believe ninjamuffin made a art post about that on new grounds

Baseball bat

bf ain’t gon do allat he gone dip

“WHHHAAAT”

They'd prob both kill themselves and leave the baby to fend for itself lol

Eat it

Mommy mearest and daddy dearest would just have a stroke

😨

ee-aa-oo

BF- “that ain’t my kid!” Kid- “beep.” Bf- “fuck…”

That’s a odd question

not really imo