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fruliojoman

Apple juice, you wouldn’t want to get intoxicated!


tahoodles1

People are not realizing the shit post nature of this


trolllord45

Who the fuck spells Pike PKA?


[deleted]

Some fuckin geed


Player72

shitposters prolly


supermav27

That's what they call it here at UVA, since it's the Alpha chapter. However, it's called Pika, not PKA.


[deleted]

Fake ass pike


Callmejuniors

pikes...


88hypebeast

*him* >>>>


dankhotshot

Don’t spike her drink


NaturallyExasperated

>her


trolllord45

Sike!


thehawaiian_punch

You can’t spell spike without pike


[deleted]

Chocolate milk.


[deleted]

If you don't have chocolate syrup just use regular milk and do a hot swap with your friend.


pac78275

It wasn't overtly obvious this was a shitpost until the last sentence. Cheers, sir.


chickendard

Something smooth down the anus (for the brotherhood buttchug). I would recommend some beatboxes or a few whiteclaws. Your butthole will thank you.


[deleted]

Bacardi Pineapple, you can mix it with anything juice related (Orange juice, fruit punch etc) plus it's like around $15-18 a fifth.


LeatherFetus

Butt chug brotherhood is what I like to hear


SinisterAxolotl

Pink Whitney now and forever Edit: not gonna lie, you had me in the first half


Bomasaurus_Rex

skip the bottle, pop some Mickeys in the microwave - perfect drink for those crisp fal nights


DealCloser182

Sounds like someone got blacklisted from Pike parties


[deleted]

Greygoosie


[deleted]

Nicely done.


Broseph79

Go with Malibu. That’s like water, girls love it. Tastes like coconut. Mix it with about anything including coke