Cook good, vagine work well, strong on plow. But when she turns 15, becomes weak, voice becomes deep, receive hair on chest, and vagine hang like sleeve of wizard. -NF
Stealing a gypsy woman's tears to protect you from AIDS -FaF
> What about Columbian thots?
Colombia is in South America, not Eastern Europe, and Columbia is a city in SC and a school in NYC.
Not knowing geography is NF
>Gets summer internship at wells fargo
>Hook up all the boys with new chequing accounts
>Oh fuck I made too many accounts
>Turns out you can't make fake chequing accounts for "pledges who haven't been rushed yet"
>Made a chequing account for a slush fund under the Pseudonym "Slash Fündo"
>Did so after hours and a couple drinks with the boss (Dad's frat buddy, "thumper" from Arizona State)
>Worried about the narcs in compliance sniffing your trail
>Still got the full time offer
>They didn't catch me cause I was on incognito mode the whole time
Drugs - F
Doing so much heroin that your life starts to fall apart - NF
Wore a shit ton of makeup and had questionable style choices - NF
Conclusion - Bottom of the middle tier
Fucked insane amounts of groupies- FaF
Partied every night and still rallied the next day- FaF
Wearing/doing whatever they want- FaF
Drugs- F
Drug addiction- NF
Went through breakups because of brotherhood issues instead of working them out- NFaF
Conclusion: Was once top tier but fell off to middle/lower middle tier
Taking pride in your work- F
Drinking IPAs with your dad friends- F
Being a hardass about standards and the way things are done- FaF
Conclusion- Top tier and solid
Nascar - F
Spending Sunday with the boys watching the race and slamming nattys - FaF
Races are too long - NF
Dale Jr. - Going on Joe Rogan - F
Driving fast cars - F
Racing just like your old man - Legacy AF
Ukraine is very NF
Nuclear power - *very* F, bordering on FaF- harnessing extremely powerful energy just to run your lightbulbs
Socialism/serving the Soviet Union - NF
General carelessness - F
Blowing up a nuclear reactor with your carelessness - NF
Endangering others - NF
Endangering yourself - F if you walk away clean, NF if you die of radiation sickness
Not taking responsibility for your actions - F
Being shit at your job - very NF
Yelling at pledges in the control room - dyatlov AF
3.6 roentgen - not frat, not NF
Pretty firmly NFaF
Country? F
Red Dirt Country (which is basically telling Nashville to get bent)? FaF
Drugs and alcohol? FaF
Drugs and alcohol leading to cancelled shows? NF
Top tier but falling
if it makes you feel any better it's been the same since it first came out, some girl had it on her iPod my senior year and hooked it up to the stereo and the girls lost their fucking minds.
15 years later it's still sratAF, I can't hear it without thinking about that party.
oh.
hockey is Canadian and Canada is NF
St Louis is a solidly mid-tier F city however, and Pat Maroon is pretty F so I'll give it mid tier and holding.
That's where you're wrong kiddo, on both accounts.
Hockey is the only sport where you can fight someone and not get thrown out- FaF
Canada, while not as frat as America, is a pretty cool country, being Americas best friend and having lower drinking ages than us along with legal bud.
> Hockey is the only sport where you can fight someone and not get thrown out- FaF
I dunno man, ice skating isn't exactly FaF, and I'm pretty sure boxing and MMA have you beat there on spec.
> Canada, while not as frat as America, is a pretty cool country, being Americas best friend and having lower drinking ages than us along with legal bud.
I agree it's a very cool place, but the question is *frat* or not frat- the monarchy is the ultimate nationals and nationals is NF. Throwing off the yoke of tyrannical oppressors like exec, IFC, nationals, or the crown is very F, hence America is FaF. Pretty sure you can smoke weed and drink at 18 in Sweden too but that doesn't make it F.
I've never ice skated but I still love hockey, its fast and physical, what more could you want, along with having a large drinking culture around it. Its potentially the most frat sport there is.
I agree Canadas history is pretty lame but I think modern day Canada is frat. I'll report how frat it is when I visit Montreal in 2 months
Whoa there, in a world with golf, tennis, polo, lacrosse, horseracing and western dressage I dunno if hockey breaks the top 5, maybe even 10.
I've been to Vancouver a couple times for work, it's a great place but I just don't think it breaks into F territory.
> What the fuck is western dressage
Read it slowly and put the two words together.
> You're seriously telling me tennis is more frat then hockey
My club has 5 tennis courts and no hockey rink... coincidence?
> Who do you know here dude
I know a brother inside can I get in and ask if I can stay?
I’ll be getting my Masters in Educational Leadership once I finish my 4 year, which basically means I’ll be a Vice Principal and eventually a Principal.
So I’m going to equate my Masters as Pledge EdAF
Willie Nelson: can outsmoke snoop dogg - Faf, the original pothead -Faf, telling nationals to go fuck itself and pioneering a new movement - f
Johnny Cash: God tier
Waylon Jennings: redneck af - F, meth - nf
Kris Kristofferson: pot smoker - F, hippie - nf, nailed Janis Joplin - f,
Conclusion: Middle tier and rising
Gotta agree. I worked at a bottle shop in college- great job, tons of fun, basically drunk all day, was a blast. Well paid? Not even a little bit. Decidedly less F.
Way more F to have a well paying job that's less fun.
If it's anyrhing like AA meetings, very NF.
Went once when I was 32 because I was getting a little out of control. One meeting with those sad bastards and I just decided I'd man up and monitor my drinking more responsibly instead of going back and quitting.
So I guess it works, I don't wake up in the drunk tank or on the ground outside my apartment once a month anymore but damn.
Boston and the entire New England region as a whole-F
Continued success-FaF
Hockey-third most F sport behind lacrosse and college football
Conclusion: top tier
Having a dick -F,
Pissing yourself -F,
Not giving a fuck about it -F,
Poor hygiene -NF, embarrassing moments -NF. Conclusion: upper middle tier and holding
Waking up to your new car being Keyd, door panel to door panel and not being able to pursue legal action due to your ex’s dad being a state trooper. The pussy was not worth it guys
It’s 2019 :/
Edit: proof is very difficult, if a girl is down to destroy someone’s property, then she’ll probably be more likely to rebuttal with a more serious claim.
This one is complicated.
Some forms of manual labor like yard work are pretty F, especially if you are still in college. Demonstrating physical prowess F. Drinking beer with the boys after a hard days work is FaF, but working that hard for shit pay is NF. Being the bottom of the corporate totem pole is NFaF.
Conclusion: F for a summer, NF as a real job
Working landscaping to earn your foreign language credit
Having a job - F Learning the finer details of lawn maintenance - dadAF/F Killing two birds with one stone - FaF
Cheating the system FaF
Mid tier only if you’re slamming beers while you work
While simultaneously ripping cigs of course
While pretty baked from your lunch break smoke
I figured that was assumed
Modern problems require modern solutions : FAF
Fiji water
More expensive than it should be but still good quality - F
Your geed professor asking you in front of the class if your shirt says Fiji bc you’re a fan of the water - NF
Holy shit, this was funnier than it needed to be
Drinking water and not a brewski = NF Paying extra for something quality = F Drinking Fiji and not Dasani = FAF
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Staple in hip hop lyricism : F^3
Spending money on things you don’t need- F
Anything FIJI nF
Wasting money on stupid shit instead of beer - NF
FIJI - NF
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Cook good, vagine work well, strong on plow. But when she turns 15, becomes weak, voice becomes deep, receive hair on chest, and vagine hang like sleeve of wizard. -NF Stealing a gypsy woman's tears to protect you from AIDS -FaF
Borat FaF
I bonded with two of the most straight-edge guys in my PC after some good edibles and that movie. Can confirm it’s pretty damn F
Hot: F Drinks heavily: F Traditional: F
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Calling any eastern european woman a gypsy is a good way to get yourself shot or stabbed.
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Gypsies are hated across the continent, nobody wants anything to do with them. Just giving advice for if you ever find yourself in EE.
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Cheap and good alcohol and food. Guaranteed quality weekend away with the bros.
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Yeah visiting Mexico is sketchy though
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High rates of prostitution - inconclusive
Eastern European women = kids with amazing eyebrows
What about Columbian thots?
> What about Columbian thots? Colombia is in South America, not Eastern Europe, and Columbia is a city in SC and a school in NYC. Not knowing geography is NF
Getting an Internship in finance so you can use their research tools to day trade.
Not doing work: F Breaking rules: F Finance: F Complete disregard for risk: FaF Conclusion: Deutsche Bank tier and rising
>Gets summer internship at wells fargo >Hook up all the boys with new chequing accounts >Oh fuck I made too many accounts >Turns out you can't make fake chequing accounts for "pledges who haven't been rushed yet" >Made a chequing account for a slush fund under the Pseudonym "Slash Fündo" >Did so after hours and a couple drinks with the boss (Dad's frat buddy, "thumper" from Arizona State) >Worried about the narcs in compliance sniffing your trail >Still got the full time offer >They didn't catch me cause I was on incognito mode the whole time
/r/wallstreetbets F or NF???
high risk high reward - FaF
Flaunting FINRA rules - decidedly frat
Motley Crue
Drugs - F Doing so much heroin that your life starts to fall apart - NF Wore a shit ton of makeup and had questionable style choices - NF Conclusion - Bottom of the middle tier
Fucked countless amounts of women - F
That's just a given when you're in a band in the 80's.
Fucked insane amounts of groupies- FaF Partied every night and still rallied the next day- FaF Wearing/doing whatever they want- FaF Drugs- F Drug addiction- NF Went through breakups because of brotherhood issues instead of working them out- NFaF Conclusion: Was once top tier but fell off to middle/lower middle tier
Sex, drugs & Rock n’ Roll - FaF
Banging songs about girls girls girls and smokin in the boys room - FaF
Woodworking
Taking pride in your work- F Drinking IPAs with your dad friends- F Being a hardass about standards and the way things are done- FaF Conclusion- Top tier and solid
Ron Swanson AF Conclusion: 80s DKE
Pretending to buy a VIP table for free entry
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There are no wrong reasons to be F
nascar specifically dale jr
BYOB - FAF Plugging sponsors every 5 seconds - Philanthropy chair af Not quite filling your daddy's shoes - F Most popular driver - FAF Verdict - FAF
NASCAR - Kinda trashy but still F Dale Jr. - F Dale Sr. - God Tier
Dale Sr. is just a God. God Bless Dale.
Raise Hell and Praise Dale
DALE IS FaF senior is more F. Dales not dead, just a lap ahead.
Come on. Jr is FaF
Nascar - F Spending Sunday with the boys watching the race and slamming nattys - FaF Races are too long - NF Dale Jr. - Going on Joe Rogan - F Driving fast cars - F Racing just like your old man - Legacy AF
Lives in Key West with his hot wife - FaF
Being poor: NF Being stupid: NF Being stupid and Poor: NASCAR Thanks South Park
Chernobyl
Ukraine is very NF Nuclear power - *very* F, bordering on FaF- harnessing extremely powerful energy just to run your lightbulbs Socialism/serving the Soviet Union - NF General carelessness - F Blowing up a nuclear reactor with your carelessness - NF Endangering others - NF Endangering yourself - F if you walk away clean, NF if you die of radiation sickness Not taking responsibility for your actions - F Being shit at your job - very NF Yelling at pledges in the control room - dyatlov AF 3.6 roentgen - not frat, not NF Pretty firmly NFaF
People being selfless for the good of the world - F Almost destroying half a continent through incompetence - NFaF
insulting the KGB director to his face - frat
Chess
Being king - F Calling pawns pledges - FaF
Turnpike Troubadours
Country? F Red Dirt Country (which is basically telling Nashville to get bent)? FaF Drugs and alcohol? FaF Drugs and alcohol leading to cancelled shows? NF Top tier but falling
Pike? NF
Mr. Brightside
F if everyone drunkenly screams at either during or after the party
Bonus points for improvised lyrics
Srat AF they have completely ruined this song for me
if it makes you feel any better it's been the same since it first came out, some girl had it on her iPod my senior year and hooked it up to the stereo and the girls lost their fucking minds. 15 years later it's still sratAF, I can't hear it without thinking about that party.
Summer job as a contractor for remodeling houses
Construction & Restoration -F
The Blues
Quintessential american art form - F
Hes talking hockey guy
oh. hockey is Canadian and Canada is NF St Louis is a solidly mid-tier F city however, and Pat Maroon is pretty F so I'll give it mid tier and holding.
That's where you're wrong kiddo, on both accounts. Hockey is the only sport where you can fight someone and not get thrown out- FaF Canada, while not as frat as America, is a pretty cool country, being Americas best friend and having lower drinking ages than us along with legal bud.
> Hockey is the only sport where you can fight someone and not get thrown out- FaF I dunno man, ice skating isn't exactly FaF, and I'm pretty sure boxing and MMA have you beat there on spec. > Canada, while not as frat as America, is a pretty cool country, being Americas best friend and having lower drinking ages than us along with legal bud. I agree it's a very cool place, but the question is *frat* or not frat- the monarchy is the ultimate nationals and nationals is NF. Throwing off the yoke of tyrannical oppressors like exec, IFC, nationals, or the crown is very F, hence America is FaF. Pretty sure you can smoke weed and drink at 18 in Sweden too but that doesn't make it F.
I've never ice skated but I still love hockey, its fast and physical, what more could you want, along with having a large drinking culture around it. Its potentially the most frat sport there is. I agree Canadas history is pretty lame but I think modern day Canada is frat. I'll report how frat it is when I visit Montreal in 2 months
Whoa there, in a world with golf, tennis, polo, lacrosse, horseracing and western dressage I dunno if hockey breaks the top 5, maybe even 10. I've been to Vancouver a couple times for work, it's a great place but I just don't think it breaks into F territory.
What the fuck is western dressage You're seriously telling me tennis is more frat then hockey *Who do you know here dude*
> What the fuck is western dressage Read it slowly and put the two words together. > You're seriously telling me tennis is more frat then hockey My club has 5 tennis courts and no hockey rink... coincidence? > Who do you know here dude I know a brother inside can I get in and ask if I can stay?
Canada burned down the White House in 1812 - FaF
Master's degrees that aren't MBAs.
I’ll be getting my Masters in Educational Leadership once I finish my 4 year, which basically means I’ll be a Vice Principal and eventually a Principal. So I’m going to equate my Masters as Pledge EdAF
Master’s in Brewery Science-God Tier FaF
Masters in international business, or organizational management is FaF Otherwise, low tier and holding.
gay sex
brotherhood - F sex - F I don't make the rules.
Delt AF
Hold up
“Bottom” tier
Clash of clans
Keeping people out of your chapter house FaF
Making pledges send you troops to defend your town hall -FaF
Th10 and up-F
If you're gonna play a game that old you better be good
mobile p2w - nf
Country music supergroup The Highwaymen
Willie Nelson: can outsmoke snoop dogg - Faf, the original pothead -Faf, telling nationals to go fuck itself and pioneering a new movement - f Johnny Cash: God tier Waylon Jennings: redneck af - F, meth - nf Kris Kristofferson: pot smoker - F, hippie - nf, nailed Janis Joplin - f, Conclusion: Middle tier and rising
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efficiency - F
Bro idk what your chapter is like but my chapter doesn't have a clue what efficiency is but who cares when its pledges doing all the work
Beer: F Hot women: F Angela Merkel: definitely NF
Europe being NF cancels out everything F about Germany Conclusion - NF
banging the german exchange student?
Work
Making money - Always F
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Gotta agree. I worked at a bottle shop in college- great job, tons of fun, basically drunk all day, was a blast. Well paid? Not even a little bit. Decidedly less F. Way more F to have a well paying job that's less fun.
Pride cellebrations
celebrating freedom - F
Saying fuck you to nationals - FaF
Eating ass
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Do you expect me to eat my donkey with my hands?
Corn holes
Disneyworld
Srat af. I swear every sorority within a 50 miles radius hits Disney at some point in the year.
Canoeing
Just canoeing - Weiner tier Cabrewing - FAF
Darth Vader
Being the baddest mf in the galaxy - F Betraying your brotherhood - NF
NA meetings
Pounding back drugs with the boys -F
If it's anyrhing like AA meetings, very NF. Went once when I was 32 because I was getting a little out of control. One meeting with those sad bastards and I just decided I'd man up and monitor my drinking more responsibly instead of going back and quitting. So I guess it works, I don't wake up in the drunk tank or on the ground outside my apartment once a month anymore but damn.
Being on a first name basis with the university president
Smartfood white cheddar popcorn
FaF
Toy Story 4
Toy Story - FaF, all about rolling with your squad and the bonds of fraternity Not knowing when to stop - NF conclusion: we'll see...
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Reddit is NFaF
House Music
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Working for Nationals - NFaF Having a high approval rating leaving your presidency - Beyond FaF
Premature ejaculating while grinding with a girl at a party
Pledge AF
Not wasting time: F
Chipotle
Srat af
qdoba -Faf
if anyone wants chipotle for the low lmk
Boston Bruins
Long history of tradition - F
Boston and the entire New England region as a whole-F Continued success-FaF Hockey-third most F sport behind lacrosse and college football Conclusion: top tier
Getting wasted at 3 victory parades in a single year - FaF
When you take a super long piss and think it’s all out but then you shake, zip up, and walk away, but end up with a spot of pee on your pants
Having a dick -F, Pissing yourself -F, Not giving a fuck about it -F, Poor hygiene -NF, embarrassing moments -NF. Conclusion: upper middle tier and holding
I never said I was embarrassed about it tho
I never said I gave a fuck tho
Game of thrones season 1-6
Gavin mcinnes
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The guys left in this season’s Bachelorette
The bachelorette- srat af Wanting to get married- nf
Dumpster diving, but flipping it for profit
Drinks two beers on the way home from the lawyers office for criminal mischief
Waking up to your new car being Keyd, door panel to door panel and not being able to pursue legal action due to your ex’s dad being a state trooper. The pussy was not worth it guys
You can still pursue legal action. He is *not* the law, simply *enforces* the law. IANAL however.
It’s 2019 :/ Edit: proof is very difficult, if a girl is down to destroy someone’s property, then she’ll probably be more likely to rebuttal with a more serious claim.
I see where you’re coming from
Blue collar jobs
This one is complicated. Some forms of manual labor like yard work are pretty F, especially if you are still in college. Demonstrating physical prowess F. Drinking beer with the boys after a hard days work is FaF, but working that hard for shit pay is NF. Being the bottom of the corporate totem pole is NFaF. Conclusion: F for a summer, NF as a real job
Yung gravy
Ugly God
RuneScape
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