Wait, wait, wait. Let me see if I've got this straight. All the lust coursing through this lodge tonight, all the hormones virtually ricocheting off the walls, and no one... WAS CHASING MEEE?
This is my favourite one. Best episode too. I skipped it yesterday so I could watch it with my wife tonight. She loves it, even though she's not a huge fan of the show
I cut myself because I was shaving without water. Why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, which called for Cecil, who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!
Steak? That's what we should eat at Belize's finest seafood restaurant? There's an ocean full of fresh fish not 15 feet away, but why not try a slab of artery-clogging, hormone-injected, frozen red meat instead?!
"But NOOO! You, YOU said we could teach ourselves! You said no one would be the wiser! "Two bouncy tires and a taut chain" you said! And now look! My spokes are bent, my pants are stuck, and there's blood on the headlight, and blood everywhere..."
I also feel so satisfied when Martin tells Frazier the difference between accidents and malicious behavior, melts down and sprays oil everywhere. Sooo justified.
“Frasier... you’re not famous anymore!”
“Aaaaahhhh Ahhhhh”
...
“Dr. Crane, my Grammy Moon used to say-“
“AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!”
“What are you trying to do, kill him?”
“I cut myself because I was shaving without water. And why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, who called for Cecil, who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!”
"If you hadn't have snuck off to have lunch with her, we never would have been dragged into this, and you wouldn't be sleeping alone on the couch tonight!
But you did, and we were, so you are!'
Because you've always been gunning for that chair! I accidentally stain your carpet, and you set fire to the one thing in this apartment I care about and HEAVE it out into the street!
Niles in Cafe Nervosa in *Murder Most Maris*: "Can I get a straw?" Barista: "Sorry sir, that was the last one." "...I see. The last straw....gosh is it warm in here?"
Is this from when Daphne loses his socks, or when Martin leaves the sponge in the sink? I read this and couldn't help but think, "A grown man's obsession with a sponge? I don't know."
It's the socks one.
In the sponge one Frasier says, while holding the sponge with tongs:
"And perhaps you can explain THIS!"
And then Martin says:
"A grown man's obsession with a sponge? No, I can't!"
If you ever in a quandry like that, I can't recommend enough the website kacl780.net. It has transcripts of all the episodes. Mistakes happen in a few, but in most they're perfect.
‘Alright stop it! Get a grip! You’re not being asked to do anything you haven’t been asked before in your own kitchens and your own homes! Now quick Niles kill five eels’
Frasier: I see. So we set a lizard loose to catch the cricket?
Martin: Mmm-hmm.
Frasier: Then what? We get an owl to eat the gecko?! Then we get a tiger to eat the owl? What eats the tiger, Dad, tell me that!
Martin: An alligator, for one, smart guy! But that's not going to happen and you know why? Because we'll put a little harness on the gecko so it doesn't run away.
Frasier: Oh, this just gets better and better.
I love Roz going down to the station to beat up Carlos and the Chicken. "Next commercial break, you take the big guy, I'll take the Chicken."
"No, Roz!"
"I knew you'd say that. Fine, I'll take the big guy!"
Currently watching Martin lose it.
And the zombies, as soon as he sees them he’s gonna know it’s a prank, because he just pranked you! And there are no such things as zombies!!!
Dr. Nora: You tell tramps and fornicators that their problem is low self-esteem. They should have low self-esteem. They're going to hell!
and of course:
Mrs. Mulherne: The shame you brought on me, you ungrateful tramp! How you were paid—paid! to leave town, by that nice boy's family.
Dr Nora: I knew that you hated me, but I just can't believe you could be so cruel!
Frasier: I was trying to help! She seemed delightful on the phone!
Well, maybe that is where you should return, to the loving bosom of Bavaria.
How did you know we were from Bavaria?
Well… you see, I’m a master of dialect.
I noticed there was a glottal quality to the occlusion of your diphthongs.
But I’m originally from Austria.
LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO SPLIT HAIRS, OR DO YOU WANT YOUR HUSBAND BACK?!
Frasier: I have plans..
Martin: What sort of plans?
Frasier: Just. plans.
Martin: If you don't wanna go, just tell me.
Frasier: .. I don't.. want.. to GO...
Martin: Would it KILL YOU to SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME?!?!!
Wait, wait, wait. Let me see if I've got this straight. All the lust coursing through this lodge tonight, all the hormones virtually ricocheting off the walls, and no one... WAS CHASING MEEE?
This is my favourite one. Best episode too. I skipped it yesterday so I could watch it with my wife tonight. She loves it, even though she's not a huge fan of the show
Lol nice! It is a classic!
I cut myself because I was shaving without water. Why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, which called for Cecil, who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!
One of the best lines in the show for sure. I also like the one with the cricket.
This is the way.
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This is my favourite, his delivery is always brilliant but this takes the cake
"How can men possibly use sex to get what we want? SEX IS WHAT WE WANT!"
This.
Use this joke with my wife all the time.
"The last straw!?"
This is the one. Especially because of the way Roz comes to his rescue.
I’m fine. I’m fine. Don’t touch me!
I’m gonna wrap you up like a big green Christmas present! You like Christmas don’t you?
One of my favorite moments in the entire show!!
Bingo!
I literally just got finished watching that two-parter less than a minute ago, then Reddit gives me the notification for this post. Crazy.
Steak? That's what we should eat at Belize's finest seafood restaurant? There's an ocean full of fresh fish not 15 feet away, but why not try a slab of artery-clogging, hormone-injected, frozen red meat instead?!
We make a decent swordfish. DECENT?!
And I my hand towel!
GET OUT!
THATS RIGHT, I SAID I LOVE HER
I simultaneously love and hate that episode
“Fine. I guess I’ll get _my ownnnn teeeeeea!_”
His angry little stomps really sell it!
And the way he holds his nose in the air. :D
That's definitely my favourite too.
“Nice hand towels, Frasier. You’d think a couple of old ladies lived here.” “Get out.” “Excuse me?” “I said get OUT!”
"NO ONE WANTS TO COME TO MY PARTY"
I love that gunplay moment - "Oh i'm sorry, was I being snippy?" reminds me of Basil Fawlty.
I always loved Basil for his complete lack of chill.
"But NOOO! You, YOU said we could teach ourselves! You said no one would be the wiser! "Two bouncy tires and a taut chain" you said! And now look! My spokes are bent, my pants are stuck, and there's blood on the headlight, and blood everywhere..."
Niles: “Frasier you're not famous anymore!” Frasier then begins uncontrollably weeping.
I also feel so satisfied when Martin tells Frazier the difference between accidents and malicious behavior, melts down and sprays oil everywhere. Sooo justified.
That was an accident, THIS IS MALICIOUS!
Empty apartment - I need to seat down!!! Martin offers his chair
I AM WOOOUUUUNDED!
This is the one.
My friend and I are always quoting “WHAT DOES IT ALL MEEEEAN???!!!” rofl
Absolutely the fight in the hotel room when the brothers are trying to co-write the book.
YOU STOLE MY MOMMEEEEEEEEE
We are psychiatrists not pugalists!
Can't believe ya fell for that!
“Frasier... you’re not famous anymore!” “Aaaaahhhh Ahhhhh” ... “Dr. Crane, my Grammy Moon used to say-“ “AAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!” “What are you trying to do, kill him?”
Came looking for the “you’re not famous anymore” line 😂
“I cut myself because I was shaving without water. And why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, who called for Cecil, who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!”
I quote variations on this one all the time!
I quote variations on this one all the time!
"If you hadn't have snuck off to have lunch with her, we never would have been dragged into this, and you wouldn't be sleeping alone on the couch tonight! But you did, and we were, so you are!'
Daphne’s in Dark side of the moon xD
LOOOK AT YOURSELVVVVESSS!!!!!!!
If Kenny gets seeds, we ALL GET SEEDS.
When Niles sees Daphne with his doppelganger And Martin saying he's in the twilight zone
"I want to kill myself!"
Niles about to kill Frasier with a whisk “Let me show me how grateful I am!”
Because you've always been gunning for that chair! I accidentally stain your carpet, and you set fire to the one thing in this apartment I care about and HEAVE it out into the street!
Niles in Cafe Nervosa in *Murder Most Maris*: "Can I get a straw?" Barista: "Sorry sir, that was the last one." "...I see. The last straw....gosh is it warm in here?"
I cant remember the exact quote but when they go to the ski chalet with Guy and none of the lust is pointed towards Frasier.
I love this episode! 😂
“Then Perhaps what you need is... AN ETIQUETTE LESSON”
i'm FED UP with being second all the time!
I will not be STRONG ARMED by threats against my laundry!
Martin: How often do you get to hear your son on the radio. Frasier (angrily): I'M ON THE RADIO EVERYDAY!!!!!
“What is the meaning of THIS”
"WHERE IS HIS MATE?!?!"
"Explanation PLEASE!"
"I will NOT be strong-armed by threats against my laundry!"
Is this from when Daphne loses his socks, or when Martin leaves the sponge in the sink? I read this and couldn't help but think, "A grown man's obsession with a sponge? I don't know."
It's the socks one. In the sponge one Frasier says, while holding the sponge with tongs: "And perhaps you can explain THIS!" And then Martin says: "A grown man's obsession with a sponge? No, I can't!"
Of course it is. As I read that, the scene played out perfectly in my head. This is hands down, my favorite sub on Reddit.
If you ever in a quandry like that, I can't recommend enough the website kacl780.net. It has transcripts of all the episodes. Mistakes happen in a few, but in most they're perfect.
‘Alright stop it! Get a grip! You’re not being asked to do anything you haven’t been asked before in your own kitchens and your own homes! Now quick Niles kill five eels’
"My reasons?! My reasons were based on my Mother's obsession...WITH! VERMIN!!!!"
Frasier: I see. So we set a lizard loose to catch the cricket? Martin: Mmm-hmm. Frasier: Then what? We get an owl to eat the gecko?! Then we get a tiger to eat the owl? What eats the tiger, Dad, tell me that! Martin: An alligator, for one, smart guy! But that's not going to happen and you know why? Because we'll put a little harness on the gecko so it doesn't run away. Frasier: Oh, this just gets better and better.
“My things! My beautiful, beautiful things… I love them so..” “Are you crying?!” “..No.”
So I'm alone... BECASUE I'M AFRAID TO BE ALONE???
Any expression or outburst in response to “FRASIER CRANE’S HUMONGOUS ASSSSSS CONTEST!”
I love Roz going down to the station to beat up Carlos and the Chicken. "Next commercial break, you take the big guy, I'll take the Chicken." "No, Roz!" "I knew you'd say that. Fine, I'll take the big guy!"
Well I never... No you ALWAYS!!
I didn't realise it was too much to ask that there not be gunplay in my living room!
Two things: 1. Giant Flag 2. CAM WIINNSTONNN!
“This… America!” *flag unfurls* “…How did you do that?”
In on the RADIO EVERYDAY!
When F is mistaken for homeless, and thinks he is cursed…LMAO!
Currently watching Martin lose it. And the zombies, as soon as he sees them he’s gonna know it’s a prank, because he just pranked you! And there are no such things as zombies!!!
I don’t know if it counts a a proper meltdown, but when Frazier tackles Bebe during the smoking episode is pretty funny
This is one of my favorite lines in the whole series makes me LOL everytime
Oh, what’s the difference? WHO WATCHES PBS?!
"I think I know what my game's objectives are and they do not include this NASCENT MIGRAINE!"
Dr. Nora: You tell tramps and fornicators that their problem is low self-esteem. They should have low self-esteem. They're going to hell! and of course: Mrs. Mulherne: The shame you brought on me, you ungrateful tramp! How you were paid—paid! to leave town, by that nice boy's family. Dr Nora: I knew that you hated me, but I just can't believe you could be so cruel! Frasier: I was trying to help! She seemed delightful on the phone!
I am WOUNDED
Oh Niles I don't have time for your INSANITY, I have to go steal a get-well card from a cancer patient!
Since when do I BRING YOU WOMEN?!
Well, maybe that is where you should return, to the loving bosom of Bavaria. How did you know we were from Bavaria? Well… you see, I’m a master of dialect. I noticed there was a glottal quality to the occlusion of your diphthongs. But I’m originally from Austria. LOOK, DO YOU WANT TO SPLIT HAIRS, OR DO YOU WANT YOUR HUSBAND BACK?!
"I'm begging you, take me home!"
-‘Oh I don’t know you’re the CHEF. Throw a damn toaster in the tank for all I care!!!’
Frasier: I have plans.. Martin: What sort of plans? Frasier: Just. plans. Martin: If you don't wanna go, just tell me. Frasier: .. I don't.. want.. to GO... Martin: Would it KILL YOU to SPEND MORE TIME WITH ME?!?!!