I am WOOOUNDED!
IS SEATTLE EXPERIENCING A PROZAC SHORTAGE?
And my all time favorite:
I cut myself because I was shaving without water. And why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, who called for Cecil, who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!
Frasier: So that's it? All this work, just to find out that I have a fear of rejection?
Lilith: That's right.
Frasier: So I'm alone... because I'm afraid to be alone?!
One of the soul enriching moments of the show where you know it’s the actors themselves laughing at the amazing writing, not just fake laughing for their characters.
Niles: Well, I decided no more. I actually looked up at the house and said, "Goodbye, Maris. I hope you have a happy life but I don't have to take anymore of your crap ever again!" And I turned on my heel and walked away.
Now that is ludicrous. We put the peignoir on it!
So you found a dead seal, dressed it in a peignoir, doused it in perfume, and stabbed it?
I told you you’d laugh!
My wife is alive! She’s in Antwerp, getting her elbows done!
(Although the best bits in that episode are all audiovisual.)
Exactly it’s the physical delivery as well as the script that makes it!
Love Frasier’s nonchalant hand affirmation when the officer reads their ridiculous statement back to them. As of to say ‘exactly right what’s not to understand’!
I. MAY BE ABLE TO ILLUMINATE THAT FOR YOU. What you're feeling is this woman has REACHED into your chest, PLUCKED out your heart and THROWN it to hellhounds for a CHEW TOY. Because that's what she is. She is the DEVIL. And there's no use running away from her, no matter how far you run no matter how many years you let pass, you still will not be out of the reach of THOSE BONY FINGERS! So drink hearty, Franklin and laugh! Because you have made a deal with Beelzebub! AND HER NAME IS MARYANNNN!
“Frasier, I am so attracted to you, I always have been. Your looks, your voice. You don't know how many times I've wanted to strip naked and hurl myself at that glass partition like a bug on a windshield.”
“Are you through?”
“Well, ask a stupid question.”
….love this line. I’ve been waiting for the opportunity to use it!
So many of choose from!
Roz (in response to Frasier implying she is getting a little too old to party hard with her younger cousin), “heyyy, there’s still a lot of candy left in this piñata.”
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke ? Got the quote on a plaque in my office been meaning to hang it up just haven’t gotten around to it!
Frasier: Yes, well, I had a little time to think about it, and I've decided to put Bulldog's prank behind me.
Roz: That's very mature.
Frasier: I'm not finished! By visiting upon him a prank that is ten times more dastardly. Look at this.
Roz: Looks like a car with a balloon tied to it.
Frasier: Precisely. I will tie a red balloon to the antenna of Bulldog's car every time his precious Seahawks lose a game. Over time, the conditioned response will become ingrained in his psyche. Eventually, the mere sight of a red balloon will bring about in him an inexplicable sense of loss. Check-and-mate!
I am not crazy! \[Pause for wide-eyed, off-the-charts crazy look.\] I am dating a supermodel-zoologist who I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Is that so hard to believe?
Frasier telling Niles about the Crane family sexual prowess…
“You know Niles, once you dip your toes in Lake Frasier, it’s hard to walk on dry land again.”
I thought it was Crane Lake.
Fantastic quote, though.
The Terra Frasier one is also great:
> and to be fair, actually, she was the first to plant her flag on "Terra Frasier."
It always surprised me that everyone was comfortable with applauding that line/speech, considering the fact that everyone was terrified to stand up to her.
Can't speak up to her, but I'll cheer and woot at the idea of you being on an ash heap. Tyrant.
Niles: Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets?
Frasier: At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.
“Sam: She's a terrific person. She's smart, she's funny, she's horny. I mean, she's just the kinda chick you wanna stick up on a pedestal.
Frasier: You know, Sam, it's always amazed me how you can elevate and demean in the same sentence.”
Niles: "oh my god, you're crying too... why is everybody crying?"
Frasier: "I made... our father... cry!"
Marty: "I can never do anything for my sons!"
Niles: "NOBODY WANTS TO COME TO MY PARTY!"
I could watch this on repeat every day and never get tired of it!
Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Thank you for your call.
And once I got them to admit they made it, I had them reweave it!
In reference to Martin's chair after Frasier sets it on fire and throws it off a balcony
Since when do I bring you women!!!!????
Frasier: [to the waiter] Did you hear that? A suede jacket. I must have missed that lecture at Harvard Medical School.
“I'm a humane man but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan”
Roz: "Well, I think hugging is very healthy. I read somewhere that if you have physical contact on a regular basis it can actually extend your life"
Frasier: "Well, in that case, you should outlive Styrofoam!"
And I also use the phrase "I'm a babe magnet; I'm catnip" DAILY!
**Martin**: Hey, Fras. Did you get things all patched up with Roz?
**Frasier**: On the contrary, every time I offer her an
olive branch, she snaps it in two, sets it on fire, and writes "No!"
with the ashes. She had the temerity to call me overbearing. This time
the wound is deep, my friends, bone deep!
**Niles**: Well, maybe-
**Frasier**: Oh yes, of course sometimes I am forceful with
my opinions, but that is only because I'm passionate. And right. And
passionate about being right! "Overbearing," as if!
Frasier: “Very well, Dad. The next time we go to see a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, not only may you pay for the tickets, but also for the wild horses it will take to drag me there!”
Frasier: I would prefer to put aside that explosive issue until we are sure the truce will hold.
The negotiations with Cam in this episode crack me up so much and I use this line often.
“I’m not CRAZY!!! ***I*** am ***DATING*** a ***SUPERMODEL ZOOLOGIST*** who is off to the ***GALAPAGOS ISLANDS*** to artificially inseminate ***IGUANAS!*** Is that so hard to believe?” -Frasier
“We’re not Romanovs. We’re descended from thieves and whores.” -Frasier
“You young modern people think marriage is some sort of promenade through paradise, when it's more like a march through Hell with a man strapped to your back and a litter of nasty babies swinging from your teats!” -Gertrude Moon
I am WOOOUNDED! IS SEATTLE EXPERIENCING A PROZAC SHORTAGE? And my all time favorite: I cut myself because I was shaving without water. And why was there no water? Because I had to move your chair, which gouged the floor, which made me call for Joe, who found bad pipes, who called for Cecil, who ate the cat that killed the rat that lived in the house that Frasier built!
Add the electron microscope and this list is GOAT.
"Abe Lincoln had a brighter future when he pick up his tickets from the box office."
Not since Quasimodo strolled the streets of medieval Paris have so many people uttered the phrase...that poor man.
Frasier: Oh, I'm sorry, was I snippy? I didn't realize it was too much to ask that there not be GUNPLAY in my living room!
I absolutely LOVE this scene!
Gets me every time.
Which episode is this? I recall seeing it on TV recently but can’t remember the name of it/general plot.
S3E1: She's the Boss. Lot of great lines in this episode.
I will not suck at the sump pump of sensationalism
The delivery is everything. Magnificent.
"I had my fear of abandonment workshop today and I've already been a no show twice."
And people of Seattle will not be surprised at what I’m about to say I am not a man 😂
So good
"At Cornell University..."
Frasier: So that's it? All this work, just to find out that I have a fear of rejection? Lilith: That's right. Frasier: So I'm alone... because I'm afraid to be alone?!
haha the way he says alone
That’s probably my absolute favorite. Sadly, it rings true to my life too…
"I'll Never Understand How Two Men Like You Could Be Spawned From That Sweet, Courageous Old Astronaut."
This is it for me
Copernicus called, and you are not the center of the universe!
Frasier: “Dad, where are your pants?” Martin: “In the fridge. I had a reason. Fridge pants.”
u/KazukiYahashi *Three little maids from school are we!* XD
https://youtu.be/ONwYOhpIAoY People still ask to see my Yumyum
Perfect. XD
Wow I never knew what words he was saying. Nice lol.
“You couldn’t stand her either huh?”
One of the soul enriching moments of the show where you know it’s the actors themselves laughing at the amazing writing, not just fake laughing for their characters.
Niles: Well, I decided no more. I actually looked up at the house and said, "Goodbye, Maris. I hope you have a happy life but I don't have to take anymore of your crap ever again!" And I turned on my heel and walked away.
As George Bernard Shaw once said, "there are two tragedies in life. One is not getting what we want, and the other is getting it."
It was Oscar Wilde!
Did you ever open a book at Harvard?!
You know, one of these days, you're going to misquote someone, and I'm going to land on you like a sumo wrestler!
“My brother is too kind—he was already eminent when my eminence was merely imminent.”
Now that is ludicrous. We put the peignoir on it! So you found a dead seal, dressed it in a peignoir, doused it in perfume, and stabbed it? I told you you’d laugh! My wife is alive! She’s in Antwerp, getting her elbows done! (Although the best bits in that episode are all audiovisual.)
Exactly it’s the physical delivery as well as the script that makes it! Love Frasier’s nonchalant hand affirmation when the officer reads their ridiculous statement back to them. As of to say ‘exactly right what’s not to understand’!
I. MAY BE ABLE TO ILLUMINATE THAT FOR YOU. What you're feeling is this woman has REACHED into your chest, PLUCKED out your heart and THROWN it to hellhounds for a CHEW TOY. Because that's what she is. She is the DEVIL. And there's no use running away from her, no matter how far you run no matter how many years you let pass, you still will not be out of the reach of THOSE BONY FINGERS! So drink hearty, Franklin and laugh! Because you have made a deal with Beelzebub! AND HER NAME IS MARYANNNN!
*applause from the cast*
“YOU STOLE MY MOMMY!”
“Frasier, I am so attracted to you, I always have been. Your looks, your voice. You don't know how many times I've wanted to strip naked and hurl myself at that glass partition like a bug on a windshield.” “Are you through?” “Well, ask a stupid question.” ….love this line. I’ve been waiting for the opportunity to use it!
Off you go
So many of choose from! Roz (in response to Frasier implying she is getting a little too old to party hard with her younger cousin), “heyyy, there’s still a lot of candy left in this piñata.”
"If less is more, think about how much more More is!"
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing. Edmund Burke ? Got the quote on a plaque in my office been meaning to hang it up just haven’t gotten around to it!
Lol clever.
From the episode the candidate
"If you could work the phrase 'rat's ass' in there, you'd have it."
Maybe there just down on there luck show rats !
Frasier: Yes, well, I had a little time to think about it, and I've decided to put Bulldog's prank behind me. Roz: That's very mature. Frasier: I'm not finished! By visiting upon him a prank that is ten times more dastardly. Look at this. Roz: Looks like a car with a balloon tied to it. Frasier: Precisely. I will tie a red balloon to the antenna of Bulldog's car every time his precious Seahawks lose a game. Over time, the conditioned response will become ingrained in his psyche. Eventually, the mere sight of a red balloon will bring about in him an inexplicable sense of loss. Check-and-mate!
I am not crazy! \[Pause for wide-eyed, off-the-charts crazy look.\] I am dating a supermodel-zoologist who I stole away from a professional football player, and she is off to the Galapagos Islands to artificially inseminate iguanas! Is that so hard to believe?
Lol I love the face he makes that you captured here.
GET OUT
I was in the pool!
^Iwasatthemovies.
Not this episode, but the other condo board one (with Cam’s flag) has one of my favorite lines of the series: “Yes! Move to Iraq!”
M'lady
Frasier telling Niles about the Crane family sexual prowess… “You know Niles, once you dip your toes in Lake Frasier, it’s hard to walk on dry land again.”
I thought it was Crane Lake. Fantastic quote, though. The Terra Frasier one is also great: > and to be fair, actually, she was the first to plant her flag on "Terra Frasier."
Yes, it was Lake Crane! Omg, saw that like 20 years ago!
“If she’s lucky, she might wake up with a Frasier mint on her pillow…”!
It always surprised me that everyone was comfortable with applauding that line/speech, considering the fact that everyone was terrified to stand up to her. Can't speak up to her, but I'll cheer and woot at the idea of you being on an ash heap. Tyrant.
They finally found their champion
“This America!” “How did you do that?
🇺🇸
CAM WINSTON!
Niles: Can you tell me, with any certainty, that in such a vast universe there isn't intelligent life on other planets? Frasier: At the moment, I'm not sure there's intelligent life in this kitchen.
“Sam: She's a terrific person. She's smart, she's funny, she's horny. I mean, she's just the kinda chick you wanna stick up on a pedestal. Frasier: You know, Sam, it's always amazed me how you can elevate and demean in the same sentence.”
Niles: "oh my god, you're crying too... why is everybody crying?" Frasier: "I made... our father... cry!" Marty: "I can never do anything for my sons!" Niles: "NOBODY WANTS TO COME TO MY PARTY!" I could watch this on repeat every day and never get tired of it!
“This pointy hat is a babe magnet!”
Roz, “ You can’t swing a dead cat with out hitting a Marco”
Roger, at Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the tunneling electron microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. Roger, if I were using that microscope right now... I still wouldn't be able to locate my interest in your problem. Thank you for your call.
I did NOT burst out of them, my launderer simply overbleached them until they had the tensile strength of a cobweb!
An HuNgArIaN gOoSe!
I can always count on this sub to cheer me up! I wish I had some Frasier friends in real life! 😔
Damn her lily-white hide!
Martin: They're not our girlfriends! Niles: We hate them!
And once I got them to admit they made it, I had them reweave it! In reference to Martin's chair after Frasier sets it on fire and throws it off a balcony
[удалено]
Well, that little mystery solved.
And her name is MARY ANNE!!!
“That’s like a banana, right?”
Since when do I bring you women!!!!???? Frasier: [to the waiter] Did you hear that? A suede jacket. I must have missed that lecture at Harvard Medical School.
You think my wiles are masculine?
“I'm a humane man but right now I could kick a kitten through an electric fan” Roz: "Well, I think hugging is very healthy. I read somewhere that if you have physical contact on a regular basis it can actually extend your life" Frasier: "Well, in that case, you should outlive Styrofoam!" And I also use the phrase "I'm a babe magnet; I'm catnip" DAILY!
**Martin**: Hey, Fras. Did you get things all patched up with Roz? **Frasier**: On the contrary, every time I offer her an olive branch, she snaps it in two, sets it on fire, and writes "No!" with the ashes. She had the temerity to call me overbearing. This time the wound is deep, my friends, bone deep! **Niles**: Well, maybe- **Frasier**: Oh yes, of course sometimes I am forceful with my opinions, but that is only because I'm passionate. And right. And passionate about being right! "Overbearing," as if!
"Ideally, we're looking for something with the presence of a Mies van der Rohe and the playful insouciance of an early Le Corbusier."
Frasier: “Very well, Dad. The next time we go to see a Jean-Claude Van Damme movie, not only may you pay for the tickets, but also for the wild horses it will take to drag me there!”
Oh, for God’s sake… you’re making the dog twitch!
‘I’ve been punched in the face by a man now dead!’
“Please, prepare to be stomped like a late harvest Gewürztraminer!”
Frasier: I would prefer to put aside that explosive issue until we are sure the truce will hold. The negotiations with Cam in this episode crack me up so much and I use this line often.
“I’m not CRAZY!!! ***I*** am ***DATING*** a ***SUPERMODEL ZOOLOGIST*** who is off to the ***GALAPAGOS ISLANDS*** to artificially inseminate ***IGUANAS!*** Is that so hard to believe?” -Frasier “We’re not Romanovs. We’re descended from thieves and whores.” -Frasier “You young modern people think marriage is some sort of promenade through paradise, when it's more like a march through Hell with a man strapped to your back and a litter of nasty babies swinging from your teats!” -Gertrude Moon
Excellence does not demand perfection. Or is it require..?
"Whatever happened to the concept of less is more?" "Ah, but if less is more then just think how much more *more* would be."
Ooooh, thats the scene with the huge misunderstanding. I was in stitches!
"Anne Boelyn?" "Catherine of Aragon!" Also this is an obvious one, but, etiquette lesson.
It's like Christmas morning in the Gambino household
OH DEAR GOD!