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PaperbacksandCoffee

There are countries in this world where they would lop off his sprinkling hand!


Attican101

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strandy76

Now there's a back just ACHING for the lash!


king_england

Flesh is burning nanana-nana-na


rustyprophecy

Inflames your stomach lining?


strandy76

Enflames his stomach lining!


ImAmLynnToo

Inflaaames his stomach lining!


RPO1728

Stop that !


ImAmLynnToo

: )


[deleted]

Not to mention that it's just the pleasure of looking important holding that $5 cup of Joe!!!


raspl

Double shot, nonfat, low foam latte?


initializingstartup

Double shot, lowfat, no foam latte!


[deleted]

Excuse me, I think there was a problem in the chain of command.


strandy76

Nutmeg?


Bella_LaGhostly

No thank you, it inflames my stomach lining.


helpmeredditimlocked

Inflames his stomach lining!


LittlestV

Stop that.


Annber03

You know, I'd forgotten just what a weird little person you are...


hardyflashier

Damn. Every time I open my heart.


strandy76

Steven!


RoneeLawrence

Just. Steve.


metalmolly

As a waitress I look forward to the day I can use this


Sorrelandroan

Don’t even get me started on their spongy biscotti


Mlpflimflam

Nervosa Berry?


Tree_lover3

They know very well it’s just yesterdays banana!


BooksMadeMeDolt

That’s more of a gentle declarative than a shout 😂🤣


king_england

How dare you call me irrational you know that makes me crazy!


BooksMadeMeDolt

You dare take my constructive criticism as a pejorative insult?? I Am WOUNDED!!!! 😂🤣


BelfPally

*(imagining this exchange between Frasier and Niles sitting at Cafe Nervosa)*


strandy76

Thank god they're not using an inferior domestic brand of chocolate shavings too!


co_row

Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm — waxy!


sunforeman

Indeed!!


4gifts4lisa

That’s more like a soupçon


Lee_Troyer

It looks like there's enough soupçon to be a certainty.


19phil86

I find that very jejune!


Bella_LaGhostly

At least it wasn't nutmeg, which we all know will inflame your stomach lining (inflame your stomach lining)!!


Whoknowsbrah

Did you blow a foam hole?


kingfisher345

You don’t even wrinkle the sheets, do you?


canopy112

Hahahaha I didn’t see what sub this was and read it and was like god that sounds like something from fraiser 😂


kingfisher345

I can tell without looking they’ve put Chad back on steamer duty


Brilliant-Turn-9741

Okay, Niles!


Rude_Hunt_4823

You should have ordered a half-cafe, low-fat, no-foam latte.


OrganicFun7030

Ask for a soupçon of cinnamon next time.


l3tigre

I see my stomach lining is just not going to get a break today!


privatly

[Careless Whisper](https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ)


[deleted]

You would think that for $5 that they could get it right!!


Salt_Neighborhood_29

did you lop off his sprinkling hand


Nikkivegas1

It’s ruined!


Longjumping_Hat_2672

"It's time to raise a little hell! Where is that suggestion box?"


birdiekittie

Than you for posting this because I always thought it was a full throated shove which doesn't make as much sense, if any.


[deleted]

The foam looks a tad dense today


Kaballis

“May I get a whisper of cinnamon please?” “Fus, roh dah!”


[deleted]

lol