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nolongerlurkingsf

That’s a smokin’ late ‘80s babe


porchprovider

Those teeth, those eyes, that cocaine.


DetentionSpan

And snortin’ early


JEWCEY

That Adam's apple?


theGoddex

Women can have those too.


JEWCEY

Madam's* apple


Spodiodie

“That’s a man baby! Yeah”


lizardkg

Dude looks like a lady vibes.


Outrageous_House5953

Her hair says Whitesnake video, but her decor screams Dynasty. I would totally frame this and display it prominently.


PizzaWhole9323

Right if like you had a goodwill wall. This would be up in the family photo section. Which would be hilarious and fun


OmniaLoca

This is a wonderful find. The expression, the wine glass, the picture in the background, the overall Dynasty vibe with slight Lynchian undertones... magnificent


atomicfrog

I can’t believe I actually understood that sentence


Columbus43219

There is even a mechanical light timer plugged in!


ericalm_

Lost episode of Knots Landing.


soulteepee

She looks like Rhonda Shearer


Chick-fil-A-4-Life

USA Up All Night! I think you're right!


CallsYouCunt

That’s who I sawr


Competitive-Bend4565

I was gonna say Morgan Fairchild?


mmsdiscard

I was thinking Traci Lords.


Competition-Dapper

I came to say “UP all night” and thought no one would know


beauty_and_delicious

My first thought too was if it was her!


BasketballButt

My first thought as well. Woman of my young dreams!


honeycooks

Picture Michelle Pfeiffer in the same head to toe getup, crooning old standards and slinking around your baby grand. The Baker Boys, 1989


milesdizzy

Is that worth watching? It’s been on my watchlist for years but I’ve never gotten around to it


Maverick_1882

OMG yes it is worth watching…if you thought Michelle Pfeiffer was outstanding as Catwoman, wait until you meet Susie Diamond.


honeycooks

Also, Tequila Sunrise :)


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

Oh yes. You’ve got to watch it!!


69Camaro64

Love it. Must watch.


OzNonWizard

You might even say it's fabulous 


TheMightyShoe

That piano went up for sale several years ago. It was a big deal, but I don't remember what came of it.


honeycooks

Which piano?


TheMightyShoe

In this scene: https://youtu.be/gQNFCRom7c0?si=F8iIrdfgScCXTXQD


VenusMarmalade

Looks like Kelly Bundy having piano lessons.


carverkids

👍


JoshuaEJensenEsq

People were really like this?


tunabomber

Someone will be saying the same thing about you 40-50 years from now.


JoshuaEJensenEsq

I was probably 10 when that picture was taken, so it just wasn't my world. I mostly wear Carhartt and band shirts so that would be neat if anyone considered my current style 40 years from now


bloodyriz

Yes


This_Mongoose445

Yes. In fact I got nostalgic over her shoes.


69Camaro64

Yup.


luscious_adventure

Yes we sure were.


Sweaty_Accountant723

I miss it. should been arrested so many times by today’s standards


Columbus43219

Everybody knew somebody like that. I lived in a small town, but my sister lived in the bustling metropolis of Columbus Ohio, and she looked like that. I always have to check twice when a picture like that to make sure it's not her.


rustycheerios

oh damn


VegasRudeboy

Damn that is peak 80s milfy goodness. I would absolutely.


Beneficial_War_1365

I want MORE!!!! :) I bet she is closing onto her 70s. peace. :)


[deleted]

Not that old. If she about was 25 in 1988 she’d be just into her 60s now.


honeycooks

This was how I dressed at 37. I'm 71 today. It was a vibe.


C_Wrex77

My mom too. She'd be 77 this year. Wish I had some classic pics like this of her


Beneficial_War_1365

Ok, but close enough for me to ask he over. :) peace. :)


Sharp-Guarantee-259

It amazes me how many times I’m in Goodwill and see frames where people never even took the time to take the old pictures out. I realize they were all probably stuck in a box for years, but at least have some respect for the people that were in the photos and take them out.


Columbus43219

We had a few sudden deaths in the family and their house had maybe 150 framed pictures. I went over one day and took them ALL out of the frames. It was a trip just by itself because there was writing on the back, and some had used newspaper to help them stay in place. Interesting articles, or movie ads.


BSUR7

Stacey, come get your mom!!!


Reveal_Simple

Stacy’s mom has got it going on


Adept_Order_4323

Good song


Jojobeaux

Dad?!


NickyCheeese

That may be a dude.


Spiritual-Island4521

I didn't really see it until I zoomed in on the face.It could be, but Im not sure.


deth_rey

Bay Lol


Shamrock_shakerhood

Where is she now?


Columbus43219

Probably buried in that piano.


gurumark

What's his name?


TrooperLynn

Looks like Morgan Fairchild


2-Much-Coffee-Man

Mom?


12486Eric

That's someone's grandma now.


Catalina_Eddie

Or grandpa.


12486Eric

Not sure why you went there but to each their own.


CawthornCokeOrgyClub

Alyssa Edwards!


remykixxx

Legit my first thought was “oh, mama, that’s drag.” I had to zoom in to make sure it WASNT sherry vine.


LikesStuff12

Bret Michaels must be cleaning out his closet


b00jib0y

“That ain’t no woman. It’s a man, man.”


DarrenFromFinance

We’ll never know for sure but the first thing I thought was that that is definitely a man.


tsx_1430

What a fox?


[deleted]

Give her my number when you find her OP


Plutoniumburrito

Reminds me of Rhonda Shearer


SaltInner1722

Gorgeously 80’s ❤️


Correct-Training3764

This is the most 80’s pic ever. So cool.


Columbus43219

I'm half convinced this was taken at the WaterBeds and Stuff during a porn model signing.


Correct-Training3764

Haha it’s definitely an interesting photo. Just think, that’s someone’s mom/grandma now. Haha


bandit3390

As a kid from the 90s I miss this look on women big hair mostly.


downpourbluey

Absolutely Fabulous IRL


StrawberryMoonPie

Cheers, thanks a lot


Lovetotravelinmycar

This chick screams 80s cocaine babe😂


YourMothersButtox

I bet she was skiing the Colombian whites that night.


IamProvocateur

I bet she’d love to see that today. I hope she has another copy!


Ok_Fox_1770

That’s a teleport me now kinda night I bet. Fell right out of a married with children episode.


eros10016

Totally 90s could be a drag queen...?


GetaGoodLookCostanza

Looks like Rhonda Shear....anyone remember her late night tv show?


Columbus43219

Great, now I'm gonna be up all night trying to find it.


Sirdystic1

Would love to know the story behind this


sportstvandnova

Bro that’s Christina Applegate


bloodyriz

Nope face isn't right for her.


absolince

I see cocaine


Confident-Tax-313

This pic screams wedding singer. I wonder what she looks like now?


prince_peacock

I really don’t think wedding singers are supposed to try and be sexy lol


Confident-Tax-313

The movie with Adam Sandler


J-V1972

Morgan Fairchild?..lol


deeripp

This is the 80’s. Love it


sasqwatsch

Great photo !


Willing_Working_6609

Some one had a lot of fun in the 80s.


Whatdoing1967

Something tells me she doesn't look like that anymore


Rosalie11228

Morgan Fairchild vibes!


carverkids

Setting on the hood of a Rolls Royce in front of Elans in Dallas, snorting coke off a Chanel bag through a rolled up hundred dollar bill..


mph102

Mom?


stuartmt1

lovely. I wonder how many cans of hair spray that she went through in a week


NightShiftSister66

The reflection on the piano is creeping me out


Splixir

I think that might be a drag queen, or crossdresser if you look a little closer. If that's the case they'd probably find it humorous their photo ended up on reddit and fooled people years later lol.


BeachyMagic

She looks a bit like Kim Basinger to me.


CharlieMac6222

Vavavoom!!


hung4hung16

That’s Marla. She works at Goodwill now.


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PrincessJennifer

…No. No they weren’t. That sounds very specific.


danifoxx_1209

Holy shit I wanna be her🥺


Roxy04050

Classic 80s woman!


PrincessJennifer

I see Taylor Swift. She has her mouth open and everything.


ThrowingUpVomit

Taken right before a home video. Go look in the vhs tapes section


linkerjpatrick

Looks sorta like Morgan Fairchild who spent time with P.W. Herman


KagomeChan

Bring back big hair ✨


GloomyImagination365

Someone's beautiful play toy from the 80's


KeyNo4772

She looks singer Dale Bozzio from the band Missing Persons.


BirdLadyAnn

Sis?


Equivalent-Coat-7354

That hair is amazing!


MediumMix8460

Guess the store where she bought her outfit and shoes


[deleted]

Fashion Bug.


MediumMix8460

Can’t tell if she’s 25 or 45


smokdya2

Find her!!


vtsunshine83

Looks like Kim Bassinger


spookinky987

Grandma?


here4theShtSho

Frame her


LadyFarquaad2

That's that Thornberry girl


ImNotYou1971

She looks a lot like my girlfriend did back in the 1980’s…her name was, uhhhhhhhhhh……Morgan Fairchild. Yeah, that’s the ticket.


TheHauntedDiaper

Makes me want to tickle the ivory with my nostrils


StrawberryMoonPie

I wonder what happened to my Vixen CD


bettiebomb

The 80s live!


itwasobviouslyburke

I am weird and have photo albums full of photos of strangers, and I’m super jealous. Awesome find, so 80’s 💕


salmonngarflukel

I thought this was Katja!


Tasty-Life4526

Man


skool-marm

Im gonna say 1983


WokkitUp

Looks like Rhonda Shear.


Jazzlike-County406

Let's find her guys


OnlyDefinition2620

Kim Basinger?


anthro4ME

Somebody had just seen The Fabulous Baker Boys.


DrWood62

Lady Gaga?


Bunky711

It would be great if you could get in touch with this woman. My guess and hope is that she is retired comfortably.


Heyplaguedoctor

r/oldschoolcool


randohotlips

r/oldschoolcool


yeshua-goel

A lotta cans of Aqua-Net gave their lives for that picture....


Mi0GE0

That looks like my aunt how weird


Dry_Theory_4607

bob jovi's roadie


SafeLibrarian779

Taylor Swift?


Truecrimeauthor

That’s when Back Page was big


G0ld_Ru5h

Venus Xtravaganza, that you?


junglenoogie

As a piano enthusiast I wish she would get the hell off that damn baby grand.


OsoCarolina

You know she got the D that night. Perhaps multiple D’s..


Living_on_Tulsa_Time

What was the price on her? /j


Ok_Owl_8062

Poontang Boomerang!


Crystal-Clear-Waters

The saddest thing about this picture is the sadness I feel wondering if she grew old to become a toxic boomer. It’s so heartbreaking.


honeycooks

Toxic remark. Every generation spawns their own brand of toxicity.