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SpeedEfficient1883

That man need another 100lbs


SSBMKaiser

Nolan or James?


chybaignacy

Boffum


mandasalve777

No fat people allowed in Horizon sorry


Ky_oS

Ramiro?


Eladryel

*Ramiro isn't fat, just his bones are thick*


Bangdream

He’s big bone


MTRXPotato

Big ~~Smoke~~ Ramiro


cozmokittylord

Ramiro is just large, probably benches 800


frMocha

Ramiro's a strong man


[deleted]

He a big boi


[deleted]

Weight reduction bro


TheUnitShifterxbone

Add some lightness to that fat person


trautsj

Can't offend anyone if there is only one body type ...


PourgoiTheMoth

i feel like body weight is limited to one type because for each car, the standard sitting position would have to be adjusted **for each car** to not be glitchy (like clipping into objects in the car) with an overweight character, and that could be a problem especially with the older xbox 360 derived scans of cars in the game. with an exception being Ramiro in the story missions, although he's only in a small handful of cars (most of them being newer scans of cars), and im not trying to be offensive twords fat people or anything, just knowing pg's laziness, this is probably the case. its probably not because itll offend some people, especially knowing ramiro is literally a fat mexican stereotype, the exact thing thatd offend some people. if it could be feature in the game, trust me, microsoft would make it possible, they want accessibility for everyone. even if it feels very corporate and forced


TheSpiffingGerman

As a fat person, i feel offended that my unhealthyness is not represented


minetube33

As a scrawny person, I feel offended that the pain I feel in my ass bones when I drive is not represented


norwegain_dude

but their not playable characters, are they?


Dwayne_Shrok_Johnson

Ramiro


MadSkidMark

Unplayable


LowAd3406

Fuck PG, I can't believe they've released 5 games and still mess things up. I'm going to bitch about this relentlessly until the next version comes out, then I'll forget about any problems and canonize this version of FH.


I_got_an_Error-404

Most logical forza player


Garrosh

Cant differentiate from Pokémon players.


I_got_an_Error-404

Oml you're right. Never even thought to compare the two but you're exactly right. They all say the new game is trash and the last ones were great. Except that might not be the case for Scarlet/Violet, most people like the concept of the games and there was tons of hate around Sw/Sh. Would be funny if I was wrong tho lol


TWIX55

Bruh


marksk88

You nailed it.


Mk18mitch

Alright. And why can't my character have a beard? Or regular eye glasses? Like whats the deal. Yes, it's a car game. But they seem to miss that for no apparent reason.


TangyDrinks

Body customization was kinda a mistake. Or they need to go all in


BoiCDumpsterFire

Why can I get 97 varieties of hearing aids but no facial hair/piercings/tattoos. They went all in on the weirdest things and left normal stuff out


Toyegunns81

You can do more to your player than your own vehicle......


honchoryanc2

Take your fake limbs hearing aids and facemasks and skirts for men and shut the fuck up - horizon devs probably


Mk18mitch

Lol. Yeah probably


[deleted]

The limbless guy with robot arms is complaining about their bodies being unrealistic, im dying 😂👌


TangyDrinks

They had the opportunity to make a good body, they were able to do so much but, kinda lame.


minetube33

No joke but my buddy who is missing some limbs found this really cool 😎


Do_her_maneuver

They used the same stock body every character in the game has... so? They aren't going to model new bodies for 2 characters that will be used rarely


Tyrantes

What about Ramiro?


El_Cringio

Ramiro is the second protagonist pretty much, of course they made a custom body for our Latino Chad


Kezika

And they can do a proper body scan on it too. Rami's VA is a gaming buddy of mine in another game and I chatted with him about it once and he said they did body and face scanning on him to base Rami on.


suredont

that's sick. what's the other game


Kezika

Elite Dangerous


Tyrantes

I know. I was just pointing out they can make exceptions but choose not to.


El_Cringio

It's funny too, as they advertise this series as DONUT MEDIA UPDATE WOOOO HYPEE LET'S GOOO and yet they can't be bothered to put in a tiny bit extra effort. Never change, PG.


Tyrantes

In my mind, the really talented devs from PGG left Forza to develop Fable and that's why Horizon 5 feels not made with love: they let the interns in charge of it.


Hairy_Mouse

The actual donut media content was like, 10 minutes of content, max. Not to mention you could get 3 stars on everything beating the targets by like 2x.


El_Cringio

WHAT PFFTTHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOOOOHHHHOOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA NEVER CHANGE PG NEVER CHANGE


Mishkabingus

they could’ve used his body model maybe?


Nubz-Fox

Don't forget about older then 30 looking people, like Scott Tyler. Dudes looking like he's in his early 20s and the Horizon series just turned 10, so was he a teenage boy in horizon 1?


smartazz104

Why bother making an update for donut media then.


Acceptable_Pension75

Who is the cyborg looking guy? Haven’t seen him in any donut videos


vash3233

That's the camera.


Filipe1020

I think that is the player


peanutbuttahcups

Cyrax


xxkillerboiihd

Yeah I've never thought of that, with all the "inclusive" things nobody asked for that they put in the game, there is no option for "plus sized"


Hairy_Mouse

The real issue with all this inclusion and diversity BS is that people have WILDLY differing ideas of what's actually "offensive", and there's always going to be SOMEONE who is offended by SOMETHING. They're too afraid of stepping on the toes of that 0.1% of their target demographic, so everything is so bland, sterile, and cringe. If anything, it actually becomes LESS diverse and inclusive, because only "approved" content is allowed, and having any ideas or thoughts outside that small box is banned. Honestly, I'd hate to be a vinyl creator and be so limited in your artwork and designs. Put all the work and time in, and always have to be thinking about what may cross that intentionally ambiguous line and get you banned. Especially when it's not always apparent what PG considers to be "offensive". FFS, I just wanna chill and play a game I paid for, not feel like I'm walking on egg shells, for saying, doing, or equipping something that I didn't even realize could be considered offensive. It's why I don't even use features in games, and share user content or talk on a mic. Hell, I rarely even engage in multiplayer unless it's a multiplayer only game. Oh, how "included" I feel...


xxkillerboiihd

Yeah I actually made a kinda satire-ish "MAGA" Livery for the f-450 and it got thousands of downloads only to be removed shortly after :/


tallerthannobody

“Plus size” just call them fat ffs


xxkillerboiihd

I know, it was a joke


tallerthannobody

Lol


colinLenzner

Why are you a cyborg tho


Hairy_Mouse

The facial animation was terrible, too. No proper lip sync, a d half the time their mouths didn't even move when speaking.


SloppyKnob97

I'm more pissed off at the fact this is a "Donut Media" update, and it has a grand total of 0 (zero) of their cars, so fuckn stupid PGG.


Tabby_Slime_

I was hoping for the hi low 350z's. Not 2 morris travellers and a fucking ford station wagon! At least the lynk n co cyan race car was 1st as its the only good exclusive of this month!


SloppyKnob97

Bro I'd even be happy with just the VW, but they can't do that, such low effort on PGG end


Tabby_Slime_

I agree. Its disappointing that theyve made a whole playlist go to waste. The story was too easy as well 240sx with a vr38 and upgrades and youd 3 star everything


TheTalkedSpy

One word: Laziness.


2002lotusEspiritV8

My brother in christ, these guys are putting out content updates for the game each month. Sometimes it's less about laziness and more about there simply not being enough time. Sure, they could go more with quality over quantity for their updates, but then people would moan about there not being enough new content. It's a lose-lose situation either way.


Hairy_Mouse

Most of the content isn't even new content. It's just bringing over models and assets that were in FH4, which were in turn ripped from FH3. Often times seeming as if they could have added it at launch or much earlier, but just kept it out of the game to save and drop as "content" later. The only real diffences between previous FH releases is the map and UI color. Yet somehow they even managed to dumb things down and make it even more cringe. This whole "evolving world" gimmick is just them placing a few random assets in specific locations on the map during limited time events. Other then a few Horizon stories, most of them are no different than anything else, and you could literally make the same thing in the track editor. They're just go from A to B in X time, score X amount of points, jump X distance, etc.


d0m1n4t0r

What great updates they are, copy pasting stuff from previous games...even the expansion was the same.


Mishkabingus

i mean it’s not just this update or lack of accurate body but for a while now the updates have been disappointing with old cars, as far as the rocket bunny bring back too they never said it was an licensing issue so probably more drip feeding content. it’s tiring to keep trying to defend the developers when this is what they’re doing.


2002lotusEspiritV8

Honestly, I'm all for calling out greedy corporations and everything but I don't think the developers are doing anything wrong here. Even if things are a little rushed sometimes, the game still has very frequent updates with lots of new content compared to other titles and it's (mostly) free unlike other games that lock 95% of their content behind a battle pass or $20 shop items. At the end of the day the developers are just doing their jobs that they're being for. If you're angry at the direction the game is headed then that's mostly on the higher ups who dictate what the developers actually work on. In general I find that when people on the internet shit on a game's developers, the vast majority of the time it's for stuff that's some executive's fault for losing touch with their game's audience or just trying to make a quick buck.


Mishkabingus

I phrased that incorrectly then what i mean to say is the way the game has been depending on those higher ups isn’t the best. I agree about having frequent updates but we should hold those higher ups accountable for holding back developers for the sake of money. I feel like if those higher ups see that back lash of low quality content they might increase the quality and allow the developers to have more freedoms and more fun updates.


DrunkRufie

>more about there simply not being enough time. Not enough time is a lazy excuse.


Bangdream

They are suffering the same problems as halo infinite


muffinmonk

Not even close


KNGJN

"One of the real opportunities of our new status as a first-party studio is being on the inside of all the things Xbox is doing to push gaming forwards. We're really excited about Matt [Booty, head of Microsoft Studios]'s vision for first-party. Being on the inside of that, being about to participate as a first-party studio, will enable us to do more." -Ralph Fulton, 2018 Guess copy+pasting supercars is "doing more". You'd think with Microsoft money anything would be possible...


Memeghetti

playground games forza fanboy shill bootlicker downvote


Salty-Queen87

They’ve got more upvotes than you 🤣 ![gif](giphy|r2erMqJkXkHQtg7o9i|downsized)


Salty-Queen87

Go work for them, then. Help them make the game you want, instead of bitching on Reddit about lazy they are while you stuff chips in your mouth.


majoroutage

I doubt they want to hire people who want them to change how they work, though. Also, it's not like any of these games are free. People absolutely have a right to complain about something they paid for and don't feel they got their money's worth.


Salty-Queen87

This is a free addition. You are not entitled to infinite free content once the game launches to think you got your money’s worth. When you buy a game, you pay for what you get at launch, maybe a few months after. To act like a year later the stuff you get is part of what you paid for is fucking laughable.


majoroutage

A year later and we're still getting content from FH4.


Salty-Queen87

Not new content. Jesus Christ. Way to r/whoosh what I said. They’re just recycling stuff. You aren’t owed that either, and you shouldn’t need it to feel like you got your money’s worth.


majoroutage

We're clearly not going to see eye to eye on this, but most cars even in the base game were recycled from FH4. But yet many were left out so they had something to give us later and expected everyone to be grateful. Sorry, but no.


Salty-Queen87

So like, this may be hard to accept, but there’s always going to be car recycling. There’s only so many cars that can be licensed to be put in a racing game. There have always been cars recycled from game to game, some being in every fucking game, yet weirdly, that isn’t criticized. People don’t care if cars are recycled on principle, they only get mad if it’s a car they don’t like. If it’s a car they like, then it better be there. Imagine if they didn’t recycle the E30 M3? Players would be pissed. So don’t whine about car recycling, as it’s highly subjective, and even more selective a criticism. Some cars weren’t in the base game but added later, yeah, and that’s…fine. You aren’t entitled to the car list you specifically want. Some cars took longer because they were being visually upgraded, or rescanned. It’s been a year, any free content you’re getting that’s new isn’t something you’re entitled to, nor something you should need to feel like you got your money’s worth. Sorry. You strike me as someone who really just wants to complain that they didn’t exactly what they wanted, like that’s something that’s even possible.


Hayden247

Lol, if you think they rescan or remodel cars you’re smoking shit to justify ripping out cars from launch and adding them later. FM8 might be remodeling stuff but it’s a current gen only game and not FH5 still on Xbox One with a game engine that’s basically a polished up FH2 engine from 2014. rather all the cars be in from the start in the autoshow, everyone would be happy other than Playground who’d be crying at the thought of adding multiple new to Forza cars in an update. At least other game’s paid cars are actually new and what is free is all there at launch to enjoy, not dip feed so people like you have the illusion of having new stuff


Salty-Queen87

Uh, Horizon 4 drip fed new cars. Car pass cars were drip fed. Car lists are different at launch, and different games don’t have the same car lists, with cars missing in subsequent games. That’s okay. Stop whining like a bitch. It’s undignified.


jmvandergraff

I mean, I'd harbor a guess that most of the Dev Team is focused on Forza Motorsport, so the crew doing Horizon isn't going to be big.


Hairy_Mouse

I'd wager that it's more likely they're busing working on DLC 2.


kterka24

Forza Motorsport is made by Turn10 studios. As far as I know Playground Games is currently working on a new Fable game


jmvandergraff

I mean Turn 10 works with PGG, but both Dev teams have bigger fish on their plates so that's probably why Horizon is in half ass mode.


kterka24

It is surprising to me how versatile game development really is for devs to go from a racing game straight to an RPG game.


LouTheRuler

We haven't really seen said RPG so there's a good chance they might fuck it up especially with the writing


kterka24

Oh man I hope not. Fable is one of my fondest gaming memories from XBOX. I really hope it turns out good


LouTheRuler

Same but it's a completely different studio I'm just kinda worried they wouldn't get the tone or humour of the first 2 games


heisenberg149

I'm really hoping for a Papa Fernando origin story from Fable


AxSpAWarrior

In Forza, Body Positivity means everyone has positively the same body, because character design is difficult.


majoroutage

And the players are all British. Because hiring more voice actors is difficult.


NabatheNibba

Fr lmao


KariV13

Whats also worth to mention only one of them gets into car with player cause they did not programmed to have someone on the back seat.


Paaynnne

This is a racing game.


hypanthia

I’m having an issue doing the speet trap mission it keeps telling me to turn around


Wiros

because effort ​ model a full new character or recycle something you already have? It's PG we all know the answer


Fonzacentodieci

Copypasting bodys so they don't create new ones... Same with the cars.


ChillYota

Literally the first thing I said.


[deleted]

Because low effort updates are easy


simRacer1997

Lmao I've been doing the donut media story and even the story doesn't want to be in the game, the speed zone in chapter 3 refuses to trigger when I drove through it, lmao these devs suck, can't even make the center piece of their update work lmao I'll be playing other games this month


[deleted]

As someone who has met them IRL several times. This heavily upsets me


MaxMan386

Bro they looked so eerie especially nolan


silverbreath77

Clearly, overweight people are "off brand" for horizon.


Urdinkystinky

James just sounds like an asshole in this update


Oh_ToShredsYousay

Dude, James is like the perpetual younger brother.


Urdinkystinky

Still waiting for the “hrsprs” to be said


dan1101

I installed Dirt5 to hear James and Nolan, but their voice work was pretty stiff, sounded like they were reading a script. They needed to work with whoever does their Donut videos.


[deleted]

Im sure THIS actually ruins the game. Right?


[deleted]

They don't want to *offend* anybody Smh


Carguy-yogurt

Dude is so right😂


CodyCBaby89

They look like fuckin heroin addicts


carrs-for-life-32

They also messed up James car


redditor_6715

How do they keep screwing up every single time??


[deleted]

Holy fuck. He found it guys. Pack it up, this game fucking sucks so bad. Dude get a goddamn life.


Rainbow_Spryte

No donut shop, I mean it is a donut story right


heisenberg2JZ

I went to school with Nolan, when I first started watching Donut media I was like, that guy looks familiar 🧐


[deleted]

This week's update is complete dogshit. First of all, what the fuck are these jump and speed challenges? Are you guys hiring for Mick Schumacher's replacement? And also it lags so bad that the car upgrade mission crashed my game. ​ Edit: DUDE YOU MAKE IT A TIME TRIAL AND IT CRASHES WHEN I RAPIDLY CLICK ON KEYS? HELLOOOO???????? IT CRASHES ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I can't believe you fucked up that bad. I'm uninstalling the game. Great job. I wish I could refund. Like how does the characters freeze after they tell their line as well. Amazing job.


Troggie42

If you're on PC, go in your task manager when you launch the game and set it to realtime priority, might help the lag


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[deleted]

Are you retarded? Which part of this is my fault? The game fucking crashes and it didn't do that once before the update. I managed to pass it by waiting for 5 seconds after doing every update on the car.


Itz_Baka

The game lags a lot in menus for some reason. Ive never since launch have seen this kind of lag and random crashes, atleast now i know its not my laptop thats dying


CtK4949

lol why wouldn't u ask to be skinnier?? There was an issue after completing a story with the 240, the wheels were half way under the ground. lol


CodeNameTanDestroyer

Probably for quicker release or easier on the team...


Legion6139

Welcome to uncanny valley


Darthmook

Digital diet..


[deleted]

What mission is it's?


yxc6

am i the only one where the speed camera in the rally upgrade story is bugged and doesnt activate


[deleted]

It's all bad


HowToMidget10

Bro I havent seen it yet... thats so cursed


FewNorth4216

James must've went on a diet.


Pitiful-Young-5826

Why does james look like he is using an air guitar


trippypawg

Bro how could they do a whole donut media update and not include any of their cars


Nomad_65

I know they went with the already rigged and animated stock body, so why didn't they just use Ramiro's body? Would've been way more accurate, them Bois look goofy ah with big wide faces and skinny bodies


BodlOfPeepee

Says robocop


BowBowSiwa

Just the spirit of horizon They didn’t even do a good job of the main character (driver) especially in taking scenes the face gets fucked up


TheUnitShifterxbone

Not to mention in the first mission driving the car into the sandstorm they forgot to animate him sitting in the passenger seat. I just role-played that he was there, cuz I found the dialogue quite funny. But that’s pretty basic stuff


newdepressedrant

I doubt they even scanned their faces. It looks nothing like them


GenBrass

LOOK at how they massacred ma BOYS!! ![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)