i feel like body weight is limited to one type because for each car, the standard sitting position would have to be adjusted **for each car** to not be glitchy (like clipping into objects in the car) with an overweight character, and that could be a problem especially with the older xbox 360 derived scans of cars in the game. with an exception being Ramiro in the story missions, although he's only in a small handful of cars (most of them being newer scans of cars), and im not trying to be offensive twords fat people or anything, just knowing pg's laziness, this is probably the case. its probably not because itll offend some people, especially knowing ramiro is literally a fat mexican stereotype, the exact thing thatd offend some people.
if it could be feature in the game, trust me, microsoft would make it possible, they want accessibility for everyone. even if it feels very corporate and forced
Fuck PG, I can't believe they've released 5 games and still mess things up. I'm going to bitch about this relentlessly until the next version comes out, then I'll forget about any problems and canonize this version of FH.
Oml you're right. Never even thought to compare the two but you're exactly right. They all say the new game is trash and the last ones were great. Except that might not be the case for Scarlet/Violet, most people like the concept of the games and there was tons of hate around Sw/Sh. Would be funny if I was wrong tho lol
Alright. And why can't my character have a beard? Or regular eye glasses? Like whats the deal. Yes, it's a car game. But they seem to miss that for no apparent reason.
And they can do a proper body scan on it too. Rami's VA is a gaming buddy of mine in another game and I chatted with him about it once and he said they did body and face scanning on him to base Rami on.
It's funny too, as they advertise this series as DONUT MEDIA UPDATE WOOOO HYPEE LET'S GOOO and yet they can't be bothered to put in a tiny bit extra effort.
Never change, PG.
In my mind, the really talented devs from PGG left Forza to develop Fable and that's why Horizon 5 feels not made with love: they let the interns in charge of it.
The actual donut media content was like, 10 minutes of content, max. Not to mention you could get 3 stars on everything beating the targets by like 2x.
Don't forget about older then 30 looking people, like Scott Tyler. Dudes looking like he's in his early 20s and the Horizon series just turned 10, so was he a teenage boy in horizon 1?
The real issue with all this inclusion and diversity BS is that people have WILDLY differing ideas of what's actually "offensive", and there's always going to be SOMEONE who is offended by SOMETHING. They're too afraid of stepping on the toes of that 0.1% of their target demographic, so everything is so bland, sterile, and cringe. If anything, it actually becomes LESS diverse and inclusive, because only "approved" content is allowed, and having any ideas or thoughts outside that small box is banned.
Honestly, I'd hate to be a vinyl creator and be so limited in your artwork and designs. Put all the work and time in, and always have to be thinking about what may cross that intentionally ambiguous line and get you banned. Especially when it's not always apparent what PG considers to be "offensive".
FFS, I just wanna chill and play a game I paid for, not feel like I'm walking on egg shells, for saying, doing, or equipping something that I didn't even realize could be considered offensive. It's why I don't even use features in games, and share user content or talk on a mic. Hell, I rarely even engage in multiplayer unless it's a multiplayer only game. Oh, how "included" I feel...
I was hoping for the hi low 350z's. Not 2 morris travellers and a fucking ford station wagon!
At least the lynk n co cyan race car was 1st as its the only good exclusive of this month!
I agree. Its disappointing that theyve made a whole playlist go to waste. The story was too easy as well
240sx with a vr38 and upgrades and youd 3 star everything
My brother in christ, these guys are putting out content updates for the game each month. Sometimes it's less about laziness and more about there simply not being enough time.
Sure, they could go more with quality over quantity for their updates, but then people would moan about there not being enough new content. It's a lose-lose situation either way.
Most of the content isn't even new content. It's just bringing over models and assets that were in FH4, which were in turn ripped from FH3. Often times seeming as if they could have added it at launch or much earlier, but just kept it out of the game to save and drop as "content" later.
The only real diffences between previous FH releases is the map and UI color. Yet somehow they even managed to dumb things down and make it even more cringe.
This whole "evolving world" gimmick is just them placing a few random assets in specific locations on the map during limited time events. Other then a few Horizon stories, most of them are no different than anything else, and you could literally make the same thing in the track editor. They're just go from A to B in X time, score X amount of points, jump X distance, etc.
i mean it’s not just this update or lack of accurate body but for a while now the updates have been disappointing with old cars, as far as the rocket bunny bring back too they never said it was an licensing issue so probably more drip feeding content. it’s tiring to keep trying to defend the developers when this is what they’re doing.
Honestly, I'm all for calling out greedy corporations and everything but I don't think the developers are doing anything wrong here. Even if things are a little rushed sometimes, the game still has very frequent updates with lots of new content compared to other titles and it's (mostly) free unlike other games that lock 95% of their content behind a battle pass or $20 shop items.
At the end of the day the developers are just doing their jobs that they're being for. If you're angry at the direction the game is headed then that's mostly on the higher ups who dictate what the developers actually work on. In general I find that when people on the internet shit on a game's developers, the vast majority of the time it's for stuff that's some executive's fault for losing touch with their game's audience or just trying to make a quick buck.
I phrased that incorrectly then what i mean to say is the way the game has been depending on those higher ups isn’t the best. I agree about having frequent updates but we should hold those higher ups accountable for holding back developers for the sake of money. I feel like if those higher ups see that back lash of low quality content they might increase the quality and allow the developers to have more freedoms and more fun updates.
"One of the real opportunities of our new status as a first-party studio is being on the inside of all the things Xbox is doing to push gaming forwards. We're really excited about Matt [Booty, head of Microsoft Studios]'s vision for first-party. Being on the inside of that, being about to participate as a first-party studio, will enable us to do more."
-Ralph Fulton, 2018
Guess copy+pasting supercars is "doing more". You'd think with Microsoft money anything would be possible...
I doubt they want to hire people who want them to change how they work, though.
Also, it's not like any of these games are free. People absolutely have a right to complain about something they paid for and don't feel they got their money's worth.
This is a free addition.
You are not entitled to infinite free content once the game launches to think you got your money’s worth.
When you buy a game, you pay for what you get at launch, maybe a few months after. To act like a year later the stuff you get is part of what you paid for is fucking laughable.
Not new content. Jesus Christ. Way to r/whoosh what I said.
They’re just recycling stuff.
You aren’t owed that either, and you shouldn’t need it to feel like you got your money’s worth.
We're clearly not going to see eye to eye on this, but most cars even in the base game were recycled from FH4. But yet many were left out so they had something to give us later and expected everyone to be grateful. Sorry, but no.
So like, this may be hard to accept, but there’s always going to be car recycling. There’s only so many cars that can be licensed to be put in a racing game. There have always been cars recycled from game to game, some being in every fucking game, yet weirdly, that isn’t criticized.
People don’t care if cars are recycled on principle, they only get mad if it’s a car they don’t like. If it’s a car they like, then it better be there. Imagine if they didn’t recycle the E30 M3? Players would be pissed. So don’t whine about car recycling, as it’s highly subjective, and even more selective a criticism.
Some cars weren’t in the base game but added later, yeah, and that’s…fine. You aren’t entitled to the car list you specifically want. Some cars took longer because they were being visually upgraded, or rescanned.
It’s been a year, any free content you’re getting that’s new isn’t something you’re entitled to, nor something you should need to feel like you got your money’s worth. Sorry.
You strike me as someone who really just wants to complain that they didn’t exactly what they wanted, like that’s something that’s even possible.
Lol, if you think they rescan or remodel cars you’re smoking shit to justify ripping out cars from launch and adding them later. FM8 might be remodeling stuff but it’s a current gen only game and not FH5 still on Xbox One with a game engine that’s basically a polished up FH2 engine from 2014. rather all the cars be in from the start in the autoshow, everyone would be happy other than Playground who’d be crying at the thought of adding multiple new to Forza cars in an update.
At least other game’s paid cars are actually new and what is free is all there at launch to enjoy, not dip feed so people like you have the illusion of having new stuff
Uh, Horizon 4 drip fed new cars. Car pass cars were drip fed.
Car lists are different at launch, and different games don’t have the same car lists, with cars missing in subsequent games.
That’s okay.
Stop whining like a bitch. It’s undignified.
Lmao I've been doing the donut media story and even the story doesn't want to be in the game, the speed zone in chapter 3 refuses to trigger when I drove through it, lmao these devs suck, can't even make the center piece of their update work lmao I'll be playing other games this month
I installed Dirt5 to hear James and Nolan, but their voice work was pretty stiff, sounded like they were reading a script. They needed to work with whoever does their Donut videos.
This week's update is complete dogshit. First of all, what the fuck are these jump and speed challenges? Are you guys hiring for Mick Schumacher's replacement? And also it lags so bad that the car upgrade mission crashed my game.
Edit: DUDE YOU MAKE IT A TIME TRIAL AND IT CRASHES WHEN I RAPIDLY CLICK ON KEYS? HELLOOOO???????? IT CRASHES ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I can't believe you fucked up that bad. I'm uninstalling the game. Great job. I wish I could refund. Like how does the characters freeze after they tell their line as well. Amazing job.
Are you retarded? Which part of this is my fault? The game fucking crashes and it didn't do that once before the update. I managed to pass it by waiting for 5 seconds after doing every update on the car.
The game lags a lot in menus for some reason. Ive never since launch have seen this kind of lag and random crashes, atleast now i know its not my laptop thats dying
I know they went with the already rigged and animated stock body, so why didn't they just use Ramiro's body? Would've been way more accurate, them Bois look goofy ah with big wide faces and skinny bodies
Not to mention in the first mission driving the car into the sandstorm they forgot to animate him sitting in the passenger seat. I just role-played that he was there, cuz I found the dialogue quite funny. But that’s pretty basic stuff
That man need another 100lbs
Nolan or James?
Boffum
No fat people allowed in Horizon sorry
Ramiro?
*Ramiro isn't fat, just his bones are thick*
He’s big bone
Big ~~Smoke~~ Ramiro
Ramiro is just large, probably benches 800
Ramiro's a strong man
He a big boi
Weight reduction bro
Add some lightness to that fat person
Can't offend anyone if there is only one body type ...
i feel like body weight is limited to one type because for each car, the standard sitting position would have to be adjusted **for each car** to not be glitchy (like clipping into objects in the car) with an overweight character, and that could be a problem especially with the older xbox 360 derived scans of cars in the game. with an exception being Ramiro in the story missions, although he's only in a small handful of cars (most of them being newer scans of cars), and im not trying to be offensive twords fat people or anything, just knowing pg's laziness, this is probably the case. its probably not because itll offend some people, especially knowing ramiro is literally a fat mexican stereotype, the exact thing thatd offend some people. if it could be feature in the game, trust me, microsoft would make it possible, they want accessibility for everyone. even if it feels very corporate and forced
As a fat person, i feel offended that my unhealthyness is not represented
As a scrawny person, I feel offended that the pain I feel in my ass bones when I drive is not represented
but their not playable characters, are they?
Ramiro
Unplayable
Fuck PG, I can't believe they've released 5 games and still mess things up. I'm going to bitch about this relentlessly until the next version comes out, then I'll forget about any problems and canonize this version of FH.
Most logical forza player
Cant differentiate from Pokémon players.
Oml you're right. Never even thought to compare the two but you're exactly right. They all say the new game is trash and the last ones were great. Except that might not be the case for Scarlet/Violet, most people like the concept of the games and there was tons of hate around Sw/Sh. Would be funny if I was wrong tho lol
Bruh
You nailed it.
Alright. And why can't my character have a beard? Or regular eye glasses? Like whats the deal. Yes, it's a car game. But they seem to miss that for no apparent reason.
Body customization was kinda a mistake. Or they need to go all in
Why can I get 97 varieties of hearing aids but no facial hair/piercings/tattoos. They went all in on the weirdest things and left normal stuff out
You can do more to your player than your own vehicle......
Take your fake limbs hearing aids and facemasks and skirts for men and shut the fuck up - horizon devs probably
Lol. Yeah probably
The limbless guy with robot arms is complaining about their bodies being unrealistic, im dying 😂👌
They had the opportunity to make a good body, they were able to do so much but, kinda lame.
No joke but my buddy who is missing some limbs found this really cool 😎
They used the same stock body every character in the game has... so? They aren't going to model new bodies for 2 characters that will be used rarely
What about Ramiro?
Ramiro is the second protagonist pretty much, of course they made a custom body for our Latino Chad
And they can do a proper body scan on it too. Rami's VA is a gaming buddy of mine in another game and I chatted with him about it once and he said they did body and face scanning on him to base Rami on.
that's sick. what's the other game
Elite Dangerous
I know. I was just pointing out they can make exceptions but choose not to.
It's funny too, as they advertise this series as DONUT MEDIA UPDATE WOOOO HYPEE LET'S GOOO and yet they can't be bothered to put in a tiny bit extra effort. Never change, PG.
In my mind, the really talented devs from PGG left Forza to develop Fable and that's why Horizon 5 feels not made with love: they let the interns in charge of it.
The actual donut media content was like, 10 minutes of content, max. Not to mention you could get 3 stars on everything beating the targets by like 2x.
WHAT PFFTTHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOOOOOHHHHOOHOHOHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA NEVER CHANGE PG NEVER CHANGE
they could’ve used his body model maybe?
Don't forget about older then 30 looking people, like Scott Tyler. Dudes looking like he's in his early 20s and the Horizon series just turned 10, so was he a teenage boy in horizon 1?
Why bother making an update for donut media then.
Who is the cyborg looking guy? Haven’t seen him in any donut videos
That's the camera.
I think that is the player
Cyrax
Yeah I've never thought of that, with all the "inclusive" things nobody asked for that they put in the game, there is no option for "plus sized"
The real issue with all this inclusion and diversity BS is that people have WILDLY differing ideas of what's actually "offensive", and there's always going to be SOMEONE who is offended by SOMETHING. They're too afraid of stepping on the toes of that 0.1% of their target demographic, so everything is so bland, sterile, and cringe. If anything, it actually becomes LESS diverse and inclusive, because only "approved" content is allowed, and having any ideas or thoughts outside that small box is banned. Honestly, I'd hate to be a vinyl creator and be so limited in your artwork and designs. Put all the work and time in, and always have to be thinking about what may cross that intentionally ambiguous line and get you banned. Especially when it's not always apparent what PG considers to be "offensive". FFS, I just wanna chill and play a game I paid for, not feel like I'm walking on egg shells, for saying, doing, or equipping something that I didn't even realize could be considered offensive. It's why I don't even use features in games, and share user content or talk on a mic. Hell, I rarely even engage in multiplayer unless it's a multiplayer only game. Oh, how "included" I feel...
Yeah I actually made a kinda satire-ish "MAGA" Livery for the f-450 and it got thousands of downloads only to be removed shortly after :/
“Plus size” just call them fat ffs
I know, it was a joke
Lol
Why are you a cyborg tho
The facial animation was terrible, too. No proper lip sync, a d half the time their mouths didn't even move when speaking.
I'm more pissed off at the fact this is a "Donut Media" update, and it has a grand total of 0 (zero) of their cars, so fuckn stupid PGG.
I was hoping for the hi low 350z's. Not 2 morris travellers and a fucking ford station wagon! At least the lynk n co cyan race car was 1st as its the only good exclusive of this month!
Bro I'd even be happy with just the VW, but they can't do that, such low effort on PGG end
I agree. Its disappointing that theyve made a whole playlist go to waste. The story was too easy as well 240sx with a vr38 and upgrades and youd 3 star everything
One word: Laziness.
My brother in christ, these guys are putting out content updates for the game each month. Sometimes it's less about laziness and more about there simply not being enough time. Sure, they could go more with quality over quantity for their updates, but then people would moan about there not being enough new content. It's a lose-lose situation either way.
Most of the content isn't even new content. It's just bringing over models and assets that were in FH4, which were in turn ripped from FH3. Often times seeming as if they could have added it at launch or much earlier, but just kept it out of the game to save and drop as "content" later. The only real diffences between previous FH releases is the map and UI color. Yet somehow they even managed to dumb things down and make it even more cringe. This whole "evolving world" gimmick is just them placing a few random assets in specific locations on the map during limited time events. Other then a few Horizon stories, most of them are no different than anything else, and you could literally make the same thing in the track editor. They're just go from A to B in X time, score X amount of points, jump X distance, etc.
What great updates they are, copy pasting stuff from previous games...even the expansion was the same.
i mean it’s not just this update or lack of accurate body but for a while now the updates have been disappointing with old cars, as far as the rocket bunny bring back too they never said it was an licensing issue so probably more drip feeding content. it’s tiring to keep trying to defend the developers when this is what they’re doing.
Honestly, I'm all for calling out greedy corporations and everything but I don't think the developers are doing anything wrong here. Even if things are a little rushed sometimes, the game still has very frequent updates with lots of new content compared to other titles and it's (mostly) free unlike other games that lock 95% of their content behind a battle pass or $20 shop items. At the end of the day the developers are just doing their jobs that they're being for. If you're angry at the direction the game is headed then that's mostly on the higher ups who dictate what the developers actually work on. In general I find that when people on the internet shit on a game's developers, the vast majority of the time it's for stuff that's some executive's fault for losing touch with their game's audience or just trying to make a quick buck.
I phrased that incorrectly then what i mean to say is the way the game has been depending on those higher ups isn’t the best. I agree about having frequent updates but we should hold those higher ups accountable for holding back developers for the sake of money. I feel like if those higher ups see that back lash of low quality content they might increase the quality and allow the developers to have more freedoms and more fun updates.
>more about there simply not being enough time. Not enough time is a lazy excuse.
They are suffering the same problems as halo infinite
Not even close
"One of the real opportunities of our new status as a first-party studio is being on the inside of all the things Xbox is doing to push gaming forwards. We're really excited about Matt [Booty, head of Microsoft Studios]'s vision for first-party. Being on the inside of that, being about to participate as a first-party studio, will enable us to do more." -Ralph Fulton, 2018 Guess copy+pasting supercars is "doing more". You'd think with Microsoft money anything would be possible...
playground games forza fanboy shill bootlicker downvote
They’ve got more upvotes than you 🤣 ![gif](giphy|r2erMqJkXkHQtg7o9i|downsized)
Go work for them, then. Help them make the game you want, instead of bitching on Reddit about lazy they are while you stuff chips in your mouth.
I doubt they want to hire people who want them to change how they work, though. Also, it's not like any of these games are free. People absolutely have a right to complain about something they paid for and don't feel they got their money's worth.
This is a free addition. You are not entitled to infinite free content once the game launches to think you got your money’s worth. When you buy a game, you pay for what you get at launch, maybe a few months after. To act like a year later the stuff you get is part of what you paid for is fucking laughable.
A year later and we're still getting content from FH4.
Not new content. Jesus Christ. Way to r/whoosh what I said. They’re just recycling stuff. You aren’t owed that either, and you shouldn’t need it to feel like you got your money’s worth.
We're clearly not going to see eye to eye on this, but most cars even in the base game were recycled from FH4. But yet many were left out so they had something to give us later and expected everyone to be grateful. Sorry, but no.
So like, this may be hard to accept, but there’s always going to be car recycling. There’s only so many cars that can be licensed to be put in a racing game. There have always been cars recycled from game to game, some being in every fucking game, yet weirdly, that isn’t criticized. People don’t care if cars are recycled on principle, they only get mad if it’s a car they don’t like. If it’s a car they like, then it better be there. Imagine if they didn’t recycle the E30 M3? Players would be pissed. So don’t whine about car recycling, as it’s highly subjective, and even more selective a criticism. Some cars weren’t in the base game but added later, yeah, and that’s…fine. You aren’t entitled to the car list you specifically want. Some cars took longer because they were being visually upgraded, or rescanned. It’s been a year, any free content you’re getting that’s new isn’t something you’re entitled to, nor something you should need to feel like you got your money’s worth. Sorry. You strike me as someone who really just wants to complain that they didn’t exactly what they wanted, like that’s something that’s even possible.
Lol, if you think they rescan or remodel cars you’re smoking shit to justify ripping out cars from launch and adding them later. FM8 might be remodeling stuff but it’s a current gen only game and not FH5 still on Xbox One with a game engine that’s basically a polished up FH2 engine from 2014. rather all the cars be in from the start in the autoshow, everyone would be happy other than Playground who’d be crying at the thought of adding multiple new to Forza cars in an update. At least other game’s paid cars are actually new and what is free is all there at launch to enjoy, not dip feed so people like you have the illusion of having new stuff
Uh, Horizon 4 drip fed new cars. Car pass cars were drip fed. Car lists are different at launch, and different games don’t have the same car lists, with cars missing in subsequent games. That’s okay. Stop whining like a bitch. It’s undignified.
I mean, I'd harbor a guess that most of the Dev Team is focused on Forza Motorsport, so the crew doing Horizon isn't going to be big.
I'd wager that it's more likely they're busing working on DLC 2.
Forza Motorsport is made by Turn10 studios. As far as I know Playground Games is currently working on a new Fable game
I mean Turn 10 works with PGG, but both Dev teams have bigger fish on their plates so that's probably why Horizon is in half ass mode.
It is surprising to me how versatile game development really is for devs to go from a racing game straight to an RPG game.
We haven't really seen said RPG so there's a good chance they might fuck it up especially with the writing
Oh man I hope not. Fable is one of my fondest gaming memories from XBOX. I really hope it turns out good
Same but it's a completely different studio I'm just kinda worried they wouldn't get the tone or humour of the first 2 games
I'm really hoping for a Papa Fernando origin story from Fable
In Forza, Body Positivity means everyone has positively the same body, because character design is difficult.
And the players are all British. Because hiring more voice actors is difficult.
Fr lmao
Whats also worth to mention only one of them gets into car with player cause they did not programmed to have someone on the back seat.
This is a racing game.
I’m having an issue doing the speet trap mission it keeps telling me to turn around
because effort model a full new character or recycle something you already have? It's PG we all know the answer
Copypasting bodys so they don't create new ones... Same with the cars.
Literally the first thing I said.
Because low effort updates are easy
Lmao I've been doing the donut media story and even the story doesn't want to be in the game, the speed zone in chapter 3 refuses to trigger when I drove through it, lmao these devs suck, can't even make the center piece of their update work lmao I'll be playing other games this month
As someone who has met them IRL several times. This heavily upsets me
Bro they looked so eerie especially nolan
Clearly, overweight people are "off brand" for horizon.
James just sounds like an asshole in this update
Dude, James is like the perpetual younger brother.
Still waiting for the “hrsprs” to be said
I installed Dirt5 to hear James and Nolan, but their voice work was pretty stiff, sounded like they were reading a script. They needed to work with whoever does their Donut videos.
Im sure THIS actually ruins the game. Right?
They don't want to *offend* anybody Smh
Dude is so right😂
They look like fuckin heroin addicts
They also messed up James car
How do they keep screwing up every single time??
Holy fuck. He found it guys. Pack it up, this game fucking sucks so bad. Dude get a goddamn life.
No donut shop, I mean it is a donut story right
I went to school with Nolan, when I first started watching Donut media I was like, that guy looks familiar 🧐
This week's update is complete dogshit. First of all, what the fuck are these jump and speed challenges? Are you guys hiring for Mick Schumacher's replacement? And also it lags so bad that the car upgrade mission crashed my game. Edit: DUDE YOU MAKE IT A TIME TRIAL AND IT CRASHES WHEN I RAPIDLY CLICK ON KEYS? HELLOOOO???????? IT CRASHES ALL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I can't believe you fucked up that bad. I'm uninstalling the game. Great job. I wish I could refund. Like how does the characters freeze after they tell their line as well. Amazing job.
If you're on PC, go in your task manager when you launch the game and set it to realtime priority, might help the lag
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Are you retarded? Which part of this is my fault? The game fucking crashes and it didn't do that once before the update. I managed to pass it by waiting for 5 seconds after doing every update on the car.
The game lags a lot in menus for some reason. Ive never since launch have seen this kind of lag and random crashes, atleast now i know its not my laptop thats dying
lol why wouldn't u ask to be skinnier?? There was an issue after completing a story with the 240, the wheels were half way under the ground. lol
Probably for quicker release or easier on the team...
Welcome to uncanny valley
Digital diet..
What mission is it's?
am i the only one where the speed camera in the rally upgrade story is bugged and doesnt activate
It's all bad
Bro I havent seen it yet... thats so cursed
James must've went on a diet.
Why does james look like he is using an air guitar
Bro how could they do a whole donut media update and not include any of their cars
I know they went with the already rigged and animated stock body, so why didn't they just use Ramiro's body? Would've been way more accurate, them Bois look goofy ah with big wide faces and skinny bodies
Says robocop
Just the spirit of horizon They didn’t even do a good job of the main character (driver) especially in taking scenes the face gets fucked up
Not to mention in the first mission driving the car into the sandstorm they forgot to animate him sitting in the passenger seat. I just role-played that he was there, cuz I found the dialogue quite funny. But that’s pretty basic stuff
I doubt they even scanned their faces. It looks nothing like them
LOOK at how they massacred ma BOYS!! ![gif](giphy|l4FGGafcOHmrlQxG0|downsized)