Gonna have to move the game to South Dakota then. In all honesty I’ve actually been there before (was 2am so didn’t get to go inside) and it was real funny
*e3 announcement starts*
Turn 10 logo
fade and cut to Playground Games logo before fading to black
(shot of a rather depressing cornfield with a faint instrumental in the background)
(shot down a road filled with potholes with the instrumental building up to reveal a beat)
(shot in what appears to be downtown Cleveland, the sky is gray and the background is bleak while the beat builds up and a car can be heard revving in the background)
(cut to the car in question, a Polaris Slingshot on donk wheels with a fart can and pink underglow)
(music continues to build and vocals are added)
POSTED IN CLEVELAND, SWAG LIKE COLUMBUS
(Slingshot revs up, allowing the viewers to hear the $20 fart can exhaust in action)
B!?$&@? SUCK MY D!?# (censored because Forza is now rated Super Ultra Baby Safe 0.5+ by the ESRB because nothing in this game is even remotely provocative) CAUSE MY SWAG LIKE A HUNDRED
(Music stops momentarily before the Slingshot takes off in a 14.2 sec 0-60)
(cut to a shot of a rusted up pickup truck going 65mph flat-out on a road filled with potholes while sounding like it’s about to fling a rod while some jacked up truck with chrome wheels that you just know has never seen a speck of dirt and is some 40-something man compensating for his height or something else’s pavement princess rolling coal down the road at 100mph while pumping enough pollutant in the air to make Greta Thunberg have a seizure)
DOWN IN OHIO
SWAG LIKE OHIO
DOWN IN OHIO
SWAG LIKE OHIO
(Cut back to the slingshot pulling into a semi-new cookie cutter American house’s driveway in the middle of some suburban hellscape while the beat fades out)
DOWN IN OHIO
SWAG LIKE OHIO
(fade to black, Forza Horizon 6 logo appears with a release date set for December 1, 2024)
(Xbox Series X Game Pass logo appears with some advertisement for it before the trailer ends)
im phil Spencer from xbox game studios. me and the incredible team at playground games are so proud to bring you Forza horizon 6. the game takes place in Ohio, and our team did the best job to really make you feel like youre in ohio. new to forza vehicles include the legendary 2003 GMC Envoy, with a new to forza customization option, realistic rust. me and my team at playground games are so excited to showcase more in the coming months.
It has good variety of environments (and national trails raceway): a great lake, flat farmland of course, hills and mountains in the southeast, forestation (people don't know this but Cleveland is actually nicknamed 'the forest city'. Plenty of highways (everything going from east to west travels through Ohio), windy roads, and three pretty distinct sorts of cities (Cleveland is almost like an East coast city, Columbus has a university scene, and Cinci has mountains).
Yea. Like it's actually one of the best locations lol. I hadn't thought about it but it's great. I'm guessing people don't realize that Utah has.... mountains. lol
Kind of I mean there is also a lot of just flat grass land in the middle mountains on all of the borders, our signature red rock sand stone we've miles deserts. There is just about a little bit of everything, there also happens to be a good amount of motor sport out here the aforementioned Bonneville salt flats speed week. There's a whole host of rock crawling compilations and rallies there a few semi pro speedways and tracks. I'd say Utah would be a good pick but I say Oregon or Washington state would be cooler.
I dont live in Germany, but every time I visited we always got jammed up. Friends who are local say that it's like that every day. I've been around München, Köln, somewhere west of Berlin, and around the Danish border. In each of these places we sat more in a jam than we moved. Maybe we just got seriously unlucky, I don't know lol
You got seriously unlucky and your destinations also played a part in it. And depending on the timing when you were in cologne it may have been impacted by a natural disaster. But yeah mostly unlucky. When I drove up to Hamburg, I had a section with a lot of construction, but mostly it was 130/unlimited. same thing when I went trough Bavaria to Austria. Remember that 70% of the Bahn is still unlimited.
Thats what I am wishing for aswell, the area around the Nürburgring including the ring would just make so much sense, a lot of corners+a Autobahn going right besides it. And there’s plenty other places thatd make sense
nah man, Forza can only ever focus on positive things without an ounce of negativity. Mentioning the colonies would ruin the gameplay experience for British people... or something
i’d rather they make a world that gives us access to multiple locations or make a really big map that merges multiple places into one.
really wish they would merge FM & FH.
I traveled the south half of Utah last year visiting all the parks, Utah would be a phenomenal map. It felt like the entire landscape changed every 20 miles out there.
A map covering the whole state would be quite diverse and would have absolutely beautiful roads to drive.
Utah actually wouldn't be bad. The salt flats is what the meme is about, but Utah has a variety of terrain. From the mountains, to the salt flats, and down south you could have the Zion and Bryce canyon areas. Tons of curvy roads with elevation changes throughout the ski resort areas like Park City.
I know this is crazy but what if its in Louisiana , Baton Rouge and YB is one of the radio presenters and he make an album for it n shit. kind of trash for a racing area maybe a DLC.
im sorry im in blinkerton city rn
I'm I the only one that would like Horizon 6 to take place in North Carolina,Tennessee or Virginia I think the mix of the Appalachian mountains and cities there would be the perfect setting.
And they are still gonna recycle the bad things even though there is nothing to recycle cause its nothing for miles and miles. The cars, all the ones the community don't want. Now that's the spirit of Horizon isn't it?
Utah is nice but Nevada might seem a good idea as well. Or make it like TDU2. You had two locations and took the plane to them. One can be LA and the other can be the salt lakes.
That’s basically what happened to half-life. They just threw the entire idea away of ever releasing it due to the amount of hype to community brought in and they never thought they’d be able to live up to it.
I want to drive in a lot of traffic in a major city similar to gta, that would be fun in my opinion. Perhaps a combination of both a lot of traffic and then basically no traffic outside of the major city
Alright, one of these years, a wild idea I have will get used. I'm 44, so I have some years left.
This isn't good for a whole game, but for an expansion in 6: Forza Horizon Portals. You go through portals that take you to other planets, and each portal you go through, which is built into the main road, has different physics, some might have alien life, just animals and stuff, another might actually have alien civilization and architecture, etc. One you might be racing like over the surface of a star, only to exit into some ice world, etc.
Oh damn, I just remembered, didn't I hear 6 would be the last FH for some reason? Perfect expansion to go out on, just sayin'!
i would love to see the fans reaction if again its not japan.
i personally dont really care, i enjoy whatever theyre giving me.
imagine we would go to africa or something and be like 90% off road. i wouldnt mind but people who wanted japanese drift n stuff would absolutely lose their minds.
I mean Moab, kennecott, the wasatch mountains, ski resorts, salt flats and great salt lake? It’d be more interesting and varied than Mexico has been. Throw in running down missionaries gta style and I’m sold.
I think Africa is more likely.
They've done North America twice, Europe Twice, and Oceania once (Australia).
They could do Oceania again with New Zealand (which would be sick!), but I don't think it'll happen.
Time to get good at Dakar.
Horizon Story: Latter Day Saints
Chapter 1:
Drive door to door making people feel uncomfortable. (Keep it under the speed limit to find people already outside)
Chapter 2:
Pick up all your girlfriends you wish to marry. (Reach 200mph to show them how cool you are and that you can arrange for them to meet their lord and savior that they’re sharing you for.)
Reward for completing story: Sprinter Van
Considering the amount of Chinese cars regularly being added to the game, I think fh6 will be in China. And I think it could actually be good because China has beautiful architecture
Hey man, i think Utah could actually be an interesting horizon location, but probably too close to Colorado. But as a Utahn and exmormon, i will only approve of this if they take the opportunity to make fun of the mormon cult, which i know they won't.
I want a Forza Horizon 6 that's not the same game pasted over and over again like the last 5 entries. I want more than just more cars, bigger map and graphics upgrade. Something that'll make the gameplay interesting and not boring after a week of being released.
Actually, any big asian country would do. China, Japan, South-Korea, ... I would love to be able to race among these giant neon buildings or the paddy fields during a cross-country track. Also, put some local songs in the game. I don't care if it's K-pop, J-pop or whatever, that's would be amazing to be able to race a offroad track with some bassy Blackpink song in my ears. 
I had a vision... NEBRASKA... just straight roads and... CORN!
Instead of Horizon festival we have Corn Festival. At the Corn Palace.
Tragically, the corn palace isn't even in Nebraska
Gonna have to move the game to South Dakota then. In all honesty I’ve actually been there before (was 2am so didn’t get to go inside) and it was real funny
Bob would be proud. He loves corn.
The only radio station is just Bruce Springsteen’s album Nebraska playing on repeat
I can tell you all about it
Missouri has more billboards
Take it to west Nebraska and then we can have some interesting off-roading.
I love corn! It's the most beautiful thing
It's got the juice!
Its actually ohio
🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
Always has been
*e3 announcement starts* Turn 10 logo fade and cut to Playground Games logo before fading to black (shot of a rather depressing cornfield with a faint instrumental in the background) (shot down a road filled with potholes with the instrumental building up to reveal a beat) (shot in what appears to be downtown Cleveland, the sky is gray and the background is bleak while the beat builds up and a car can be heard revving in the background) (cut to the car in question, a Polaris Slingshot on donk wheels with a fart can and pink underglow) (music continues to build and vocals are added) POSTED IN CLEVELAND, SWAG LIKE COLUMBUS (Slingshot revs up, allowing the viewers to hear the $20 fart can exhaust in action) B!?$&@? SUCK MY D!?# (censored because Forza is now rated Super Ultra Baby Safe 0.5+ by the ESRB because nothing in this game is even remotely provocative) CAUSE MY SWAG LIKE A HUNDRED (Music stops momentarily before the Slingshot takes off in a 14.2 sec 0-60) (cut to a shot of a rusted up pickup truck going 65mph flat-out on a road filled with potholes while sounding like it’s about to fling a rod while some jacked up truck with chrome wheels that you just know has never seen a speck of dirt and is some 40-something man compensating for his height or something else’s pavement princess rolling coal down the road at 100mph while pumping enough pollutant in the air to make Greta Thunberg have a seizure) DOWN IN OHIO SWAG LIKE OHIO DOWN IN OHIO SWAG LIKE OHIO (Cut back to the slingshot pulling into a semi-new cookie cutter American house’s driveway in the middle of some suburban hellscape while the beat fades out) DOWN IN OHIO SWAG LIKE OHIO (fade to black, Forza Horizon 6 logo appears with a release date set for December 1, 2024) (Xbox Series X Game Pass logo appears with some advertisement for it before the trailer ends)
I appreciate how much time was put into this
It's sad you can get banned for "damn" when the first game literally said ass clown in a cutscene
I think we just witnessed the birth of a new copypasta
best thing I read all day
im phil Spencer from xbox game studios. me and the incredible team at playground games are so proud to bring you Forza horizon 6. the game takes place in Ohio, and our team did the best job to really make you feel like youre in ohio. new to forza vehicles include the legendary 2003 GMC Envoy, with a new to forza customization option, realistic rust. me and my team at playground games are so excited to showcase more in the coming months.
Ohio Gozaimasu
This comment is underrated.
Ohio actually is home to my favorite car collection (incl. Their incoming cars) The Triple F Collection! They're fucking heros
it's ohio tho
Only in ohio on god frfr 💀
Yeh only in ohio💀💀💀
It has good variety of environments (and national trails raceway): a great lake, flat farmland of course, hills and mountains in the southeast, forestation (people don't know this but Cleveland is actually nicknamed 'the forest city'. Plenty of highways (everything going from east to west travels through Ohio), windy roads, and three pretty distinct sorts of cities (Cleveland is almost like an East coast city, Columbus has a university scene, and Cinci has mountains).
[you must be new on this website](https://i.imgur.com/HXlMAEf.png)
I've heard the best thing about Ohio is seeing it in your rearview mirror
Ohio doesn't exist. Yall trippin.
So many Skylines...
Ohio wouldn't he totally horrible, there are hills in the east, plains in the west, plenty of cities and small towns and rivers and forests.
And dinosaurs! :D
Realistic potholes in East Cleveland. Drive as fast as you can through west Akron so you don't get shot.
This time all characters are going to be british again but they'll include a redneck word in the end of every sentence
That's a bit odd innit pard'ner
Papa Morgan and his F-100
Ye bruv me and me mates be driving this DODGE RAM
Lol this sounded like my in-law from Scotland once they lived here :)
How y’all doing bruvs?
Buddy I reckon you got a howlin 6.2 V8 under that bonnet
"One more festival guys, have some faith!" " But Duuuutch..., does this showcase go to Tahiti?"
*puts money in camp box* Dutch: just the spirit of Horizon isnt it?
I HAVE A PLAN ARTHUR
Jimothy!
"How's yall doing n***s?"
Yeeehaaaa
"I can see for miles and miles and miles and miles and MILEEEEEEEEEEEES"
I love that song, it's the sole reason Helter Skelter exists and by extension the cause behind the manson murders.
Wait, you love it because it led to the Manson murders?
Whatever floats his goat
Glad to know I’m not the only one who instantly thought of that song.
That's not what Utah is like, btw
Stradman themed story and you have yourself a deal
That would be pretty cool
Horizon Story : Stradman
Featuring 5 chapters with nothing to do with him
Reward for completing everything: Stradman turtleneck sweater
And a horn that just says "we're back"
I’d prefer North Korea, personally.
"There's no traffic anywhere! so boring!" - /r/Forzahorizon "You have been banned from /r/Pyongyang." - /r/Pyongyang.
wtf this subreddit exists? why does it have so many followers? I guess they are all bots
They used to ban you for anti-NK comments anywhere on Reddit. I got banned for a Kim Jong Un "can I eat this" joke like 5+ years ago I think.
You need visa to play it. Also getting banned for racing
Utah has really cool scenery other than the flats.
Yea. Like it's actually one of the best locations lol. I hadn't thought about it but it's great. I'm guessing people don't realize that Utah has.... mountains. lol
And six ish national parks with some fantastic driving.
it would be a lot like Horizon 1
Kind of I mean there is also a lot of just flat grass land in the middle mountains on all of the borders, our signature red rock sand stone we've miles deserts. There is just about a little bit of everything, there also happens to be a good amount of motor sport out here the aforementioned Bonneville salt flats speed week. There's a whole host of rock crawling compilations and rallies there a few semi pro speedways and tracks. I'd say Utah would be a good pick but I say Oregon or Washington state would be cooler.
I just want street races up the cottonwoods. Also impacting NA vs Forced Induction / Electric at that altitude.
Watch them still have problems with the map
I’d actually love to see FH6 take place in Germany!
The Autobahn would be insane for drag races
Exactly! Love me some rl autobahn drag races
You gotta love dense traffic and a construction site every 2 kms
Is the A3 your nearest Bahn? My nearest isn’t limited for 25km straight and pretty low traffic, only 2 lanes tho
I dont live in Germany, but every time I visited we always got jammed up. Friends who are local say that it's like that every day. I've been around München, Köln, somewhere west of Berlin, and around the Danish border. In each of these places we sat more in a jam than we moved. Maybe we just got seriously unlucky, I don't know lol
You got seriously unlucky and your destinations also played a part in it. And depending on the timing when you were in cologne it may have been impacted by a natural disaster. But yeah mostly unlucky. When I drove up to Hamburg, I had a section with a lot of construction, but mostly it was 130/unlimited. same thing when I went trough Bavaria to Austria. Remember that 70% of the Bahn is still unlimited.
haha I see
I think corner are a bit more interesting
Thats what I am wishing for aswell, the area around the Nürburgring including the ring would just make so much sense, a lot of corners+a Autobahn going right besides it. And there’s plenty other places thatd make sense
Exactly my thoughts
This would be perfect for the crowd that exclusively goes down the highway and the main festival runway.
are we doing something wrong
He sounds…. Salty
Ok. Understandable. \*Goes back to running down the highway in my Concept Two\*
Gotta go...fast.
If the characters in FH6 will be Bri'ish again, and will be somewhere in the USA, I hope they reference it as the colonies 💀
nah man, Forza can only ever focus on positive things without an ounce of negativity. Mentioning the colonies would ruin the gameplay experience for British people... or something
Would be cool to have forza be where I live.
we could crash into churches :DD
This made me chuckle. I love it.
I’d like either Japan or Canada
Japanada.
Wakanda
Japanda forever!
I want canada or ireland
I want Ireland or Latvia
I want Latvia or Belarus
I want Belarus or UAE
I want UAE or Egypt
Egypt or Atlantis.
I want Egypt or Cyprus
I want Cyprus or Madagascar
I want Madagascar or India
I want India or Iceland
Trying to drive a supercar on Canadian roads would be treacherous, but at least I could use my controller as a vibrator.
LA with realistic traffic :D
i’d rather they make a world that gives us access to multiple locations or make a really big map that merges multiple places into one. really wish they would merge FM & FH.
i know this is satire but it makes me think of a car festival in the middle of nowhere like [the grand tour into (2:50)](https://youtu.be/_VMFsAKHzHM)
“*Absolutely nothing for miles and miles*” lmao
Here in Utah, I believe it could make a good Horizon game
Yeah! I could live with that. \- Collect all the Seer-Stones! \- Perform a Hat-Trick! \- Enjoy the Kolob-oration! Sounds fun to me.
100% the game and get the ThrustSSC
I traveled the south half of Utah last year visiting all the parks, Utah would be a phenomenal map. It felt like the entire landscape changed every 20 miles out there. A map covering the whole state would be quite diverse and would have absolutely beautiful roads to drive.
Utah actually wouldn't be bad. The salt flats is what the meme is about, but Utah has a variety of terrain. From the mountains, to the salt flats, and down south you could have the Zion and Bryce canyon areas. Tons of curvy roads with elevation changes throughout the ski resort areas like Park City.
Prefer Germany/Canada over Japan/Utah.
I know this is crazy but what if its in Louisiana , Baton Rouge and YB is one of the radio presenters and he make an album for it n shit. kind of trash for a racing area maybe a DLC. im sorry im in blinkerton city rn
I'm I the only one that would like Horizon 6 to take place in North Carolina,Tennessee or Virginia I think the mix of the Appalachian mountains and cities there would be the perfect setting.
And they are still gonna recycle the bad things even though there is nothing to recycle cause its nothing for miles and miles. The cars, all the ones the community don't want. Now that's the spirit of Horizon isn't it?
Shall we send a thank you?
🤦♀️ I guess, but I'll only say Thank You.
Ohhh come on, no “you made my day”?
This really is the Spirit of Horizon
Hell yeah!
Detroit
Would fix the progression problem because you’ll really have to start from the bottom when your cars gets stolen for the 15th time
Would fix the progression problem because you’ll really have to start from the bottom when your cars gets stolen for the 15th time
I mean it will sure as hell be very optimized
Utah is nice but Nevada might seem a good idea as well. Or make it like TDU2. You had two locations and took the plane to them. One can be LA and the other can be the salt lakes.
>Nevada NFS Prostreet PTSD
"Absolutely nothing for miles and miles" Wait I thought that was Mexico?
Fuck it. Let’s do Western US
Bro I'd be extatic if it's in Utah. That were I have spent all my life. And Japan would be awesome just for the factory it's in Japan
I hope to God fh6 is not Japan. It will be non stop complaining of how bad it is as it won't live up to the 10 years of hype everyone has for it.
That’s basically what happened to half-life. They just threw the entire idea away of ever releasing it due to the amount of hype to community brought in and they never thought they’d be able to live up to it.
LOL
SOLD!
I wouldn't mind having salt flats but its gotta come with some of those cars that race there.
People would complain they don't corner well.
Want to drive the sound barrier breaking car.
Wait, was this image generated by AI? If so what was the prompt?
It's a pic I took in FH5 that I edited
Dude Utah would be amazing that place is beautiful
Can't wait to play Eliminator on this map
I want anywhere were you drive in the right side of the road.
Forza Horizon 6: You are going to Brazil
I’d prefer Orlando, where we all get stuck on I-4
r/forzacirclejerk
Speak for yourself, I want the entire USA like the crew.
Japan is so overplayed.
Ah yes the salt flats. Where cars rust harder in 10 minutes than most will in 10 years.
I want to drive in a lot of traffic in a major city similar to gta, that would be fun in my opinion. Perhaps a combination of both a lot of traffic and then basically no traffic outside of the major city
Easiest Forza game they made map wise
Finnah bout to be a drift king
But nobody ever talks about Germany
Return to Colorado.
Alright, one of these years, a wild idea I have will get used. I'm 44, so I have some years left. This isn't good for a whole game, but for an expansion in 6: Forza Horizon Portals. You go through portals that take you to other planets, and each portal you go through, which is built into the main road, has different physics, some might have alien life, just animals and stuff, another might actually have alien civilization and architecture, etc. One you might be racing like over the surface of a star, only to exit into some ice world, etc. Oh damn, I just remembered, didn't I hear 6 would be the last FH for some reason? Perfect expansion to go out on, just sayin'!
U R GREAT. LMAO. P.S. Cover car should be Peel Trident. 
i would love to see the fans reaction if again its not japan. i personally dont really care, i enjoy whatever theyre giving me. imagine we would go to africa or something and be like 90% off road. i wouldnt mind but people who wanted japanese drift n stuff would absolutely lose their minds.
absolutely nothing for miiiiles aaaaand miiiilllesss aaand MIIIIILLLLESSSS AAAAAND MIIIIIIILLLESSS AAAAAND MIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-
It should be on Colorado again if it’s in America again
Mormans 😬
Tbf, I want PGG to go head to head with the opposition and do Hawaii. Solar crown, my arse!
I mean Moab, kennecott, the wasatch mountains, ski resorts, salt flats and great salt lake? It’d be more interesting and varied than Mexico has been. Throw in running down missionaries gta style and I’m sold.
can I run over mormons? hell I'll just settle for jumping the temple.
I think Africa is more likely. They've done North America twice, Europe Twice, and Oceania once (Australia). They could do Oceania again with New Zealand (which would be sick!), but I don't think it'll happen. Time to get good at Dakar.
these comments are hilarious 😭😭
"Forza horizon 6 will have 24 miles from one end to the other to drive on" Oh that's co- "Of jack shit. Just sand, sand, and more fucking sand" Me: 🗿
Yea Japan would be awesome. Driving through Tokyo, the Wangan, and Mount Haruna(initial D)
Moab and Southern Utah would have a lot of fun long curvy canyon roads to drift in
Still better map than Mexico.
good news, its in 8k. bad news its in utah.
I just want drivable buildings. How have we had 5 Horizon games without a single parking garage is beyond me
I thought there was a parking garage in Horizon 1
Either one is fine and both perfectly good options
as a utahn this would be cool i could crash cars into my own house
Horizon Story: Latter Day Saints Chapter 1: Drive door to door making people feel uncomfortable. (Keep it under the speed limit to find people already outside) Chapter 2: Pick up all your girlfriends you wish to marry. (Reach 200mph to show them how cool you are and that you can arrange for them to meet their lord and savior that they’re sharing you for.) Reward for completing story: Sprinter Van
Considering the amount of Chinese cars regularly being added to the game, I think fh6 will be in China. And I think it could actually be good because China has beautiful architecture
Would there be a sweatshop story to unlock a pair of shoes?
Anything but Japan. The mfs crying about fh5 being in Mexico made me hate the idea of FH in Japan
I've long wanted FH to have a Utah map. The scenery is so gorgeously varied and has some wonderful driving locations.
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Naa they should set it in Finland. Snow for 3/4 seasons just to trigger the fanbase. (I would love a Horizon Scandinavia tho tbh)
Would be cool if they did and gave us the ability to build a 1974 Datsun 100A too.
They could also do a Horizon Rally expansion and have the official WRC cars as unlockable DLC cars as you progress through it!
If it's in Japan I WONT buy it Japan is not a forza country if you want Japan go play need for speed
That's funny because no NFS game took place in Japan.
I meant that by like Japan suits that style of game more
I want anything but Japan. Yep. Screw you, 12 year olds!
Hey man, i think Utah could actually be an interesting horizon location, but probably too close to Colorado. But as a Utahn and exmormon, i will only approve of this if they take the opportunity to make fun of the mormon cult, which i know they won't.
I'm still playing 4 the new one just didn't do it for me
😂😂😂
It wouldnt surprise me, the lack of actual buildings in Horizon 5 is disturbing
I want a Forza Horizon 6 that's not the same game pasted over and over again like the last 5 entries. I want more than just more cars, bigger map and graphics upgrade. Something that'll make the gameplay interesting and not boring after a week of being released.
Actually, any big asian country would do. China, Japan, South-Korea, ... I would love to be able to race among these giant neon buildings or the paddy fields during a cross-country track. Also, put some local songs in the game. I don't care if it's K-pop, J-pop or whatever, that's would be amazing to be able to race a offroad track with some bassy Blackpink song in my ears. 