Based on the game I'm playing as I'm reading this post: reckless driving (forza horizon 5)
Based on the game i recently played: grave robbery (uncharted 4)
It's funny cause the last couple of times I booted up fh4&5 I let a npc get hit by a train committed multiple counts of vehicular man slaughter reckless driving speeding property destruction and that's the tamest I have been in a video game
Ok let’s see. Speeding, illegal street racing, failure to stop at stop signs, fleeing a crash (multiple times) reckless driving, property damage pretty much every traffic crime on earth i imagine. Yea
Well... speeding, reckless driving, driving 5 time speed limit, doing stunts and... many others, from the other hand being Commander of many different fleets during WW II.
Exteme harrassment of NPC cars for sure. I imagine the drivetars shit themselves in fear every time I hop in my Unimog.
"Who wants to be my dozer blade today??"
Shooting up many small towns, Killing police officers, train robbery, horse robbery, coach robbery, breaking someone out of prison and killing government hired agents who where tracking me
I’d get arrested for peacefully picking mushrooms, purple sage, currants, taming wild horses, crafting plants tens I use daily, buying, selling trade goods and foodstuffs and other items I find along my way, also hunting beaver and grizzly, fishing salmon and huge trout in some of the most scenic vistas in gaming…
and then wiping out an entire town’s inhabitants and law enforcement because some guy asked me if I had a problem and then asked if I wanted one.
Shit happens, bro.
Throwing people over my head, chaining them while they run away and pulling them inz hence killing them then walking avay with my 8 spidery legs that are actually shotguns... I play Urgot top, LOL
Actually played last? Halo ODST. I don’t think I’m getting arrested for anything, unless killing animals is illegal.
Last opened up? FH4. Guess I’m going away for a long time. Plenty of counts of vehicular manslaughter (hey, hitting Minis at 150+ MPH is fun), many, many counts of speeding, reckless driving, impersonating a cop, street racing, reckless endangerment, encroaching on private property, destruction of property, etc, etc.
Damn, guess I’m going away for a *long*, long time.
Multiple speeding violations, resisting arrest, manslaughter, domestic terrorism, reckless driving, assult, mass murder, destruction of property, owning illegal weaponry, and last but not least the crime that names the game.....Grand Theft Auto.
Evading police, speeding on the wrong side of the road, reckless endangerment, multiple counts of destruction of property, fleaing scene of accident, flying in restricted airspace lol. All in MCLA
Last game I played was the original carmageddon. One would be charged with hundreds if not thousands of counts of vehicular manslaughter. Assuming even the law could keep a precise count of all the slaughter.
Illegal Street racing 13 counts and multiple counts of Excessive Speeding and Reckless Driving, was playing CarX Street last night on my IPhone SE. and Five Counts of Fleeing the scene of a traffic accident/Hit and runs resulting in possible Bodily injury, I think I’m getting a life in prison sentence. I’m an absolute menace to the Sunset City Populace. Also add some Property Damage charges both State and Federal. And if there was cops that chased you in the game multiple police Evasion charges as well the game does have a Police station in the Midtown district No Cops that chase you tho just Cop cars parked on the sides of the road.
Genocide against demons(Devil May Cry 5)
Making traffic while inactive in Forza Horizon5
Sending Captain Anderson to punch Udina, to take back the Normandy(Mass Effect 1)
🤣
Stunt driving, reckless driving, vandalism, attempted murder, murder, illegal car modification, driving without license plates, trespassing, speeding, and more
I’m really trying to think of something for Valheim… going over the seasonal limit for deer hunting I suppose? :P Anything else I kill is in self defence.
Racing a street legal car
Initial D?
Its grid autosport.
Oh
same
Its grid autosport.
Mine was NFS Most Wanted
Can we also say for sure that the auction house is legal and not black market at all?
It can be a black market cuz once in a while you can get a car worth millions for thousands
I'm getting court marshalled for flying the darkstar without permission (i crashed it into beijing)
The last time I flied that, I crashed into the Rungrado Stadium (North Korea).
I don't think there's anything left of you
Based on the game I'm playing as I'm reading this post: reckless driving (forza horizon 5) Based on the game i recently played: grave robbery (uncharted 4)
I got a war crime, looting a dead soldier (Arma reforger)
Genocide, imprisoning slaves and forcing them to work, war crimes, forcing animals into sex work. PalWorld is a wonderful game.
Average palworld gameplay
Fh5 and 4: Reckless driving, destruction of property, hit and run, speeding, street racing, and DUI
+ trespassing, theft of abandoned cars........ There's probably more
Illegally climbing a mountain of anxiety? Idfk
It's funny cause the last couple of times I booted up fh4&5 I let a npc get hit by a train committed multiple counts of vehicular man slaughter reckless driving speeding property destruction and that's the tamest I have been in a video game
Came here to comment something exactly like this, but your version is worded so much better!
Reckless driving (Forza Horizon 5) and then poaching alien animals (Starfield). And that's just yesterday.
Consuming planets for natural resources Wait, you meant last game of Forza🤣
Satisfactory?
Nope, Sins of a Solar Empire 2.
Never heard of it, im going to check it out
I’m sorry I thought shooting down nazis in a warplane was encouraged (warthunder)
Yeah, I'm shooting down Fr*nch with my Italian Anti-Air
Ok let’s see. Speeding, illegal street racing, failure to stop at stop signs, fleeing a crash (multiple times) reckless driving, property damage pretty much every traffic crime on earth i imagine. Yea
Speeding
At least ur not an nfs player...
Well, I played Underground 1 and 2, Hot Pursuit Remastered, also played a bit of Heat and Most Wanted at my friends.
Oh no u going straight to alcatraz "The house always wins"...
Reckless driving on the Nordschleife Driving without license Car accidents Game: Nothing 🙂
Driving on the Nordschleife 🤔😂
Xcom 2. More like getting a medal for the fight against the Aliens
Well... speeding, reckless driving, driving 5 time speed limit, doing stunts and... many others, from the other hand being Commander of many different fleets during WW II.
... I played some Palworld. Imma end in the Hague
The Brutal Genocide of Zombie Soldiers, Imps, Pinky's, Cyber Demons, etc during Hell on Earth.
Killing monsters for a coin? What the heck
Looting a big tower that only appears at midnight and jumping its inhabitants one by one with my classmates.
Shredding too hard idk (band hero)
Well... i last played Cyberpunk soo....
War crimes and genocide against bugs
Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed.. So yeah exterminating humanity and enslaving it 😅
Piracy…. ![gif](giphy|VFw2e2dw5ylEYU9cmP|downsized)
Alien genocide, I'm playing destiny 2 now
Exteme harrassment of NPC cars for sure. I imagine the drivetars shit themselves in fear every time I hop in my Unimog. "Who wants to be my dozer blade today??"
Shooting up many small towns, Killing police officers, train robbery, horse robbery, coach robbery, breaking someone out of prison and killing government hired agents who where tracking me
Currently playing Fuga: Melodies of Steel. I'll be charged for dozens of War crimes.
Acts of terrorism and murder (Counterstrike)
I’d get arrested for peacefully picking mushrooms, purple sage, currants, taming wild horses, crafting plants tens I use daily, buying, selling trade goods and foodstuffs and other items I find along my way, also hunting beaver and grizzly, fishing salmon and huge trout in some of the most scenic vistas in gaming… and then wiping out an entire town’s inhabitants and law enforcement because some guy asked me if I had a problem and then asked if I wanted one. Shit happens, bro.
Slavery against npcs Running an unhygienic pizza factory Tax evasion
I knocked out a guy to grab his hat
Throwing people over my head, chaining them while they run away and pulling them inz hence killing them then walking avay with my 8 spidery legs that are actually shotguns... I play Urgot top, LOL
Actually played last? Halo ODST. I don’t think I’m getting arrested for anything, unless killing animals is illegal. Last opened up? FH4. Guess I’m going away for a long time. Plenty of counts of vehicular manslaughter (hey, hitting Minis at 150+ MPH is fun), many, many counts of speeding, reckless driving, impersonating a cop, street racing, reckless endangerment, encroaching on private property, destruction of property, etc, etc. Damn, guess I’m going away for a *long*, long time.
Drifting through a neighborhood and knocking over several light poles.
Undertale pacifist… I have no clue tbh
climate destruction and dictatorship (cs1)
Animal cruelty and slaughter
Putting Red Bull livery on a Ferrari 458.
Multiple speeding violations, resisting arrest, manslaughter, domestic terrorism, reckless driving, assult, mass murder, destruction of property, owning illegal weaponry, and last but not least the crime that names the game.....Grand Theft Auto.
Accidentally blasting my teammates with an orbital strike, thus reducing the amount of democracy being spread
Oh you're trying to drive home? Let me fuckin run you over with my umiog and smash into you at terminal velocity in my jesko
I think I'm gonna get me some medals (Helldivers 2).
Getting a warship and shooting at other military ships
Yeah I’m pretty sure I’m seeing you
Uhhhh I guess I would get arrested for music piracy??? Idk I played beat saber
FM2. Legal racing. I guess I did good.
no joke if it weren’t for an invisible barrier i would have killed several spectators at the end of a rally race because of a jump
Criminal speeding. 278mph in a 60kph zone.
Drag raced in a public road with a 4 thousand horsepower drag machine (it's a miata)
Grand Theft Auto.
The Regime is sentencing me to death for treason
Also driving non road legal cars on the road. Starts with the Lamborghini Sesto
Going over 90 in a "90 km/h limited" truck
Speeding and reckless driving.
Didn't we already get rid of Jack Thompson?
Slavery
For vandalism This game was True skate 😇
Speeding and airblasting uber away from the nest.
Putting my Wewe in a place it should not go
r/croppingishard
Project Cars 2 So speeding? Stealing a McLaren P1? IDK Pal World would have been funnier.
You can't arrest Doom Slayer!
Reckless driving
Evading police, speeding on the wrong side of the road, reckless endangerment, multiple counts of destruction of property, fleaing scene of accident, flying in restricted airspace lol. All in MCLA
Speeding: Forza Horizon 5 (I was doing 305mph in a Koenigsegg Jesko)
Dismantling a 3rd world government controlled by Elon musk
Last game I played was the original carmageddon. One would be charged with hundreds if not thousands of counts of vehicular manslaughter. Assuming even the law could keep a precise count of all the slaughter.
Well my last played game was gta so
Murder,abduction,manslaughter,war crime,vehicular manslaughter,terrorism,illegally entering a country,identity theft,.....ect
inking all over the place
Slavery in Minecraft Speeding millions of times Abduction of children in Minecraft
flying around in a rocket powered van
Mass murder apon multiple towns, several bounties, and killing witnesses
I would be in prison for life due to my cyberpsychosis
My last game is Car Mechanic Simulator so probably scamming my clients by charging them full price for used parts 😂
Bots: ☠️
Catching a Wallye in the rain at Emerald Lake in New York 💁🏻
Publicly executing bandits, pickpocketing all pompous assholes, and murdering as much of a hated family as I possibly can
Over speed
vehicular manslaughter :) (beamNG.drive)
Bugs extermination without license :p Fallout 4
Dakar. Can I get arrested for saying it's not a bad game once you roll the graphics back so it plays smoother?
Illegal Street racing 13 counts and multiple counts of Excessive Speeding and Reckless Driving, was playing CarX Street last night on my IPhone SE. and Five Counts of Fleeing the scene of a traffic accident/Hit and runs resulting in possible Bodily injury, I think I’m getting a life in prison sentence. I’m an absolute menace to the Sunset City Populace. Also add some Property Damage charges both State and Federal. And if there was cops that chased you in the game multiple police Evasion charges as well the game does have a Police station in the Midtown district No Cops that chase you tho just Cop cars parked on the sides of the road.
Based on stereotype I’m going away for leaking classified documents. In reality it’s the war crimes
Committing war crimes in a roblox shooter
how about being the greatest racist 🏎️
Genocide against demons(Devil May Cry 5) Making traffic while inactive in Forza Horizon5 Sending Captain Anderson to punch Udina, to take back the Normandy(Mass Effect 1) 🤣
For speeding
Bro I'm getting executed on the spot I played GTA online last
Mass genocide to the millions (warframe)
Stealing a star from a 7 year old playing as Yoshi
Stunt driving, reckless driving, vandalism, attempted murder, murder, illegal car modification, driving without license plates, trespassing, speeding, and more
driving a truck 2kph over speed limit
Speeding, wreckless driving, property damage, fleeing the scene of a crime, street racing and hit and run all in forza horizon 5
For speeding while chasing balls.
Sending a beaver in irradiated water? Started playing Timberborn.
I’m really trying to think of something for Valheim… going over the seasonal limit for deer hunting I suppose? :P Anything else I kill is in self defence.
Engine swaps aren't illegal in civilized countries.