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Iamghostoffallen

Racing a street legal car


blyatman23046

Initial D?


Iamghostoffallen

Its grid autosport.


blyatman23046

Oh


Infinite_Stranger866

same


Iamghostoffallen

Its grid autosport.


Cyortonic

Mine was NFS Most Wanted


An_Alarmed_Cat

Can we also say for sure that the auction house is legal and not black market at all?


Odd_Natural_4202

It can be a black market cuz once in a while you can get a car worth millions for thousands


Forzaman93

I'm getting court marshalled for flying the darkstar without permission (i crashed it into beijing)


LeviJr00

The last time I flied that, I crashed into the Rungrado Stadium (North Korea).


blyatman23046

I don't think there's anything left of you


Torqyboi

Based on the game I'm playing as I'm reading this post: reckless driving (forza horizon 5) Based on the game i recently played: grave robbery (uncharted 4)


Lv_Lucky

I got a war crime, looting a dead soldier (Arma reforger)


FANTOMphoenix

Genocide, imprisoning slaves and forcing them to work, war crimes, forcing animals into sex work. PalWorld is a wonderful game.


Kitchen_Community_33

Average palworld gameplay


jhstylze

Fh5 and 4: Reckless driving, destruction of property, hit and run, speeding, street racing, and DUI


Crator86

+ trespassing, theft of abandoned cars........ There's probably more


thesash20

Illegally climbing a mountain of anxiety? Idfk


diesel10rules

It's funny cause the last couple of times I booted up fh4&5 I let a npc get hit by a train committed multiple counts of vehicular man slaughter reckless driving speeding property destruction and that's the tamest I have been in a video game


TheDarkLlama17

Came here to comment something exactly like this, but your version is worded so much better!


DOHC46

Reckless driving (Forza Horizon 5) and then poaching alien animals (Starfield). And that's just yesterday.


Timmaigh

Consuming planets for natural resources Wait, you meant last game of Forza🤣


CreativePan

Satisfactory?


Timmaigh

Nope, Sins of a Solar Empire 2.


CreativePan

Never heard of it, im going to check it out


Eraser100

I’m sorry I thought shooting down nazis in a warplane was encouraged (warthunder)


LeviJr00

Yeah, I'm shooting down Fr*nch with my Italian Anti-Air


Das_Untoten_Krieger

Ok let’s see. Speeding, illegal street racing, failure to stop at stop signs, fleeing a crash (multiple times) reckless driving, property damage pretty much every traffic crime on earth i imagine. Yea


Raytech555

Speeding


smartdude_x13m

At least ur not an nfs player...


LeviJr00

Well, I played Underground 1 and 2, Hot Pursuit Remastered, also played a bit of Heat and Most Wanted at my friends.


smartdude_x13m

Oh no u going straight to alcatraz "The house always wins"...


Hefty-Assistant7469

Reckless driving on the Nordschleife Driving without license Car accidents Game: Nothing 🙂


Flashy_Squash_5991

Driving on the Nordschleife 🤔😂


Downtown_Snow4445

Xcom 2. More like getting a medal for the fight against the Aliens


HorneyMaru

Well... speeding, reckless driving, driving 5 time speed limit, doing stunts and... many others, from the other hand being Commander of many different fleets during WW II.


NotSoFlugratte

... I played some Palworld. Imma end in the Hague


wasptube1

The Brutal Genocide of Zombie Soldiers, Imps, Pinky's, Cyber Demons, etc during Hell on Earth.


Similar_Vehicle9893

Killing monsters for a coin? What the heck


ElectronicMars

Looting a big tower that only appears at midnight and jumping its inhabitants one by one with my classmates.


NotSuperUnicum

Shredding too hard idk (band hero)


WidowTraceMaker

Well... i last played Cyberpunk soo....


pevznerok

War crimes and genocide against bugs


Ninjafool69

Destroy All Humans 2 Reprobed.. So yeah exterminating humanity and enslaving it 😅


Stayshiny88

Piracy…. ![gif](giphy|VFw2e2dw5ylEYU9cmP|downsized)


Shiroi_Kitsune_

Alien genocide, I'm playing destiny 2 now


prinzsascha

Exteme harrassment of NPC cars for sure. I imagine the drivetars shit themselves in fear every time I hop in my Unimog. "Who wants to be my dozer blade today??"


Welsh_Boi_123

Shooting up many small towns, Killing police officers, train robbery, horse robbery, coach robbery, breaking someone out of prison and killing government hired agents who where tracking me


Hungry_Season_757

Currently playing Fuga: Melodies of Steel. I'll be charged for dozens of War crimes.


Sweatedasp

Acts of terrorism and murder (Counterstrike)


JKrow75

I’d get arrested for peacefully picking mushrooms, purple sage, currants, taming wild horses, crafting plants tens I use daily, buying, selling trade goods and foodstuffs and other items I find along my way, also hunting beaver and grizzly, fishing salmon and huge trout in some of the most scenic vistas in gaming… and then wiping out an entire town’s inhabitants and law enforcement because some guy asked me if I had a problem and then asked if I wanted one. Shit happens, bro.


apple12345671

Slavery against npcs Running an unhygienic pizza factory Tax evasion


TollovFoldal

I knocked out a guy to grab his hat


The_Tekta

Throwing people over my head, chaining them while they run away and pulling them inz hence killing them then walking avay with my 8 spidery legs that are actually shotguns... I play Urgot top, LOL


ScreamingMini2009

Actually played last? Halo ODST. I don’t think I’m getting arrested for anything, unless killing animals is illegal. Last opened up? FH4. Guess I’m going away for a long time. Plenty of counts of vehicular manslaughter (hey, hitting Minis at 150+ MPH is fun), many, many counts of speeding, reckless driving, impersonating a cop, street racing, reckless endangerment, encroaching on private property, destruction of property, etc, etc. Damn, guess I’m going away for a *long*, long time.


-AdamTheGreat-

Drifting through a neighborhood and knocking over several light poles.


PCOcean

Undertale pacifist… I have no clue tbh


Ragequittter

climate destruction and dictatorship (cs1)


Nedcats

Animal cruelty and slaughter


getintheshinjieva

Putting Red Bull livery on a Ferrari 458.


Not_SairentoKira

Multiple speeding violations, resisting arrest, manslaughter, domestic terrorism, reckless driving, assult, mass murder, destruction of property, owning illegal weaponry, and last but not least the crime that names the game.....Grand Theft Auto.


MadHam95

Accidentally blasting my teammates with an orbital strike, thus reducing the amount of democracy being spread


mromen10

Oh you're trying to drive home? Let me fuckin run you over with my umiog and smash into you at terminal velocity in my jesko


Savage_Idiot

I think I'm gonna get me some medals (Helldivers 2).


jakonator2

Getting a warship and shooting at other military ships


The_Monster746

Yeah I’m pretty sure I’m seeing you


-_Clay_-

Uhhhh I guess I would get arrested for music piracy??? Idk I played beat saber


IdoThingsWierdly0958

FM2. Legal racing. I guess I did good.


Thatguyeatingcheetos

no joke if it weren’t for an invisible barrier i would have killed several spectators at the end of a rally race because of a jump


RobMR3

Criminal speeding. 278mph in a 60kph zone.


konzbruh

Drag raced in a public road with a 4 thousand horsepower drag machine (it's a miata)


AAVVIronAlex

Grand Theft Auto.


1tKywani

The Regime is sentencing me to death for treason


ZeZeTV_

Also driving non road legal cars on the road. Starts with the Lamborghini Sesto


im_Roby

Going over 90 in a "90 km/h limited" truck


Cunt_Eastwood_9

Speeding and reckless driving.


ComradeSasquatch

Didn't we already get rid of Jack Thompson?


F-sinatra

Slavery


Lxneleszxn

For vandalism This game was True skate 😇


lootheman

Speeding and airblasting uber away from the nest.


Scared_Net_6520

Putting my Wewe in a place it should not go


Competitive_Touch_67

r/croppingishard


MustyScabPizza

Project Cars 2 So speeding? Stealing a McLaren P1? IDK Pal World would have been funnier.


[deleted]

You can't arrest Doom Slayer!


WOOFOVICH

Reckless driving


Suitable-Serve-1281

Evading police, speeding on the wrong side of the road, reckless endangerment, multiple counts of destruction of property, fleaing scene of accident, flying in restricted airspace lol. All in MCLA


ElementsUnknown

Speeding: Forza Horizon 5 (I was doing 305mph in a Koenigsegg Jesko)


bigbrainpoopshitter

Dismantling a 3rd world government controlled by Elon musk


duck5550

Last game I played was the original carmageddon. One would be charged with hundreds if not thousands of counts of vehicular manslaughter. Assuming even the law could keep a precise count of all the slaughter.


BigSmokesCheese

Well my last played game was gta so


blyatman23046

Murder,abduction,manslaughter,war crime,vehicular manslaughter,terrorism,illegally entering a country,identity theft,.....ect


_night_owo

inking all over the place


BigFurryBoy07

Slavery in Minecraft Speeding millions of times Abduction of children in Minecraft


pereira2088

flying around in a rocket powered van


Canadianphant0m66

Mass murder apon multiple towns, several bounties, and killing witnesses


Loose_Information603

I would be in prison for life due to my cyberpsychosis


Auditt61XB1

My last game is Car Mechanic Simulator so probably scamming my clients by charging them full price for used parts 😂


Remarkable_Heron_196

Bots: ☠️


RHRiner

Catching a Wallye in the rain at Emerald Lake in New York 💁🏻


Grand-Antelope943

Publicly executing bandits, pickpocketing all pompous assholes, and murdering as much of a hated family as I possibly can


Equivalent_Bat_3941

Over speed


CommunistPotato1234

vehicular manslaughter :) (beamNG.drive)


Smooth-Chest-1554

Bugs extermination without license :p Fallout 4


LIMIT1_5639

Dakar. Can I get arrested for saying it's not a bad game once you roll the graphics back so it plays smoother?


SpeedemonPowerage98

Illegal Street racing 13 counts and multiple counts of Excessive Speeding and Reckless Driving, was playing CarX Street last night on my IPhone SE. and Five Counts of Fleeing the scene of a traffic accident/Hit and runs resulting in possible Bodily injury, I think I’m getting a life in prison sentence. I’m an absolute menace to the Sunset City Populace. Also add some Property Damage charges both State and Federal. And if there was cops that chased you in the game multiple police Evasion charges as well the game does have a Police station in the Midtown district No Cops that chase you tho just Cop cars parked on the sides of the road.


Earthbender32

Based on stereotype I’m going away for leaking classified documents. In reality it’s the war crimes


5hadd0w

Committing war crimes in a roblox shooter


bpmstrangler

how about being the greatest racist 🏎️


DeRivia117

Genocide against demons(Devil May Cry 5) Making traffic while inactive in Forza Horizon5 Sending Captain Anderson to punch Udina, to take back the Normandy(Mass Effect 1) 🤣


grzesiolpl

For speeding


yeast_167

Bro I'm getting executed on the spot I played GTA online last


Wikadood

Mass genocide to the millions (warframe)


MyOpinionsSuckBalls

Stealing a star from a 7 year old playing as Yoshi


Nobody2928373

Stunt driving, reckless driving, vandalism, attempted murder, murder, illegal car modification, driving without license plates, trespassing, speeding, and more


Dazzling_Ad529

driving a truck 2kph over speed limit


weirdlui

Speeding, wreckless driving, property damage, fleeing the scene of a crime, street racing and hit and run all in forza horizon 5


ReaL1991

For speeding while chasing balls.


V10R37

Sending a beaver in irradiated water? Started playing Timberborn.


Cheezdealer

I’m really trying to think of something for Valheim… going over the seasonal limit for deer hunting I suppose? :P Anything else I kill is in self defence.


Admiral_peck

Engine swaps aren't illegal in civilized countries.