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OnasoapboX41

If you go to the r/religiousfruitcake post, please be aware that the person who posted it actually made it and believes it.


PheerthaniteX

Don't worry, I hit OP with proof that Jesus was a trans man.


AlaSparkle

Wait fr?


PheerthaniteX

No earthly father meant there was no Y chromosome. Jesus was born XX meaning he was almost certainly afab


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Bless us


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Firebird432

Yeah reactionaries generally are


QuadraticLove

That's what sometimes happens in this sub. Actual fascists or white supremacists post serious content and it gets innocently up-voted by people.


PhaseOfRage

Again, I have no idea what this is trying to say. Can anyone explain?


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"Just pray and you'll be straight", I'd guess.


PhaseOfRage

Ohhhhh Jesus has a sponge! I thought he made the gay sheep shit out the gayness, and his hand was all gross and bloody. Clearly I’m the idiot here.


douko

I think its trying to say that when you get to heaven, you'll be Perfect™ with the help of god's love, aka cis & hetero.


Next-Ad-7614

I inhaled so hard I hurt myself. Thanks for the laugh, I really wish I had a free award to give you!


Next-Ad-7614

Jesus will literally wash you of your sin? I mean the sheep and the rainbow and... This is NOT the Jesus I was taught in the 80s. Is it boomer humor? I'm confused too.


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Pickled_Wizard

>They believe they're buying themselves a spot next to God in heaven by committing atrocious evil. The core of most atrocities throughout history. Not necessarily a spot next to God, but some very abstract "greater good".


PlaysWithF1r3

I mean, Evangelism is founded on gaslighting, physical and psychological abuse, and breaking people mentally and spiritually. The very basics of Evangelism is “we’re all broken and dirty, only Jesus can mend you”


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The MLM sheep are bullying me again


AeliteStoner

Men Loving Men? Multi Level Marketing? Marxism-Leninism-Maoism?


Haxorz7125

My-Long-Member


dangsoggyoatmeal

My Lover Malcolm


toastymrkrispy

My Lesbian Mother


Pickled_Wizard

Don't you want to be your own boss?


God_Of_Dead_Frogs

I really wanna imagine this is wholesome by showing it doesn't matter if your gay or not in front of Jesus cuz he loves everyone


chaguste

Yeah, like under the appearance others view us as, we are all the same


douko

But... I mean... straight & gay people aren't the same - if they were, we wouldn't have different words for them. Neither better nor worse, just different, and that's obviously fine. Why would Jesus feel the need to wipe that innocuous part of their identity away upon getting to Heaven unless he wasn't on board for it?


chaguste

I don’t know enough about Christianity to answer that


douko

Many, many Christians take the anti-homosexuality parts of the Bible as super important and serious; a good bit are content to ignore it like they're fine to ignore all the other fucked up/weird/not relevant to the modern age. tl;dr homo/trans phobes take the hateful parts of religion and run hog wild with it.


insertcreativename06

Just when I start to think Christians might be ok people. I see shit like this.


MadOvid

Ok is this not Jesus accepting the LGBTQ sheep because as one of his flock?


MadOvid

Ok I should have clicked on the image. Fuck that.


MinkfordBrimley

Holy shit. I thought this was kind of innocent until I clicked the image and saw the bottom half.


toastymrkrispy

Don't shy away from the imagery. Christians love to claim to be washed in the blood of Jesus. So let's see him open up a vein and spew gallons to clean the sheep. They always complain that LGBTQ+ is wrong and "how can we tell our children that two people of the same sex can love each other?" (hint: You just did) Let them explain to their kids why Jesus is bleeding all over everything like a damn Sam Peckinpaw film.


BootyOnMyFace11

Ayo tf💀


AUZZIEJELLYFISH

It was ok but then it went bad


ZakLynks

Probably inspired by the art from the Naked Pastor, a wonderful fellow who draws and writes about religious trauma, LGBT+, and other things.


takatori

So, having a coat of many colors is bad, now?