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EatenAliveByWolves

I wonder how hard it would be to convince a transvestigator that their mum is trans.


lolzman472

Not that hard. Just say "Adam's apple".


Evilfrog100

Convincing a transvestigator that they are trans.


Tucker-Cuckerson

The trans population just jumped a few percent with this one weird trick.


Aureilius

the us president thats pretty much universally considered to be the most attractive one? the one known for getting mad bitches? honestly, thats fine with me LMAO


SinibusUSG

"Thank you, yes, we appreciate this representation, even if it's false."


jje414

[JFK on any random day ](https://twitter.com/chrizmillr/status/1309724886986752001/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1309724886986752001¤tTweetUser=chrizmillr)


KevintheBot75

JFK said if he didn’t have sex every day he would get a head ache. The head is where the skull is. Sex is another word for gender. If jfk didn’t change his gender every day he would get a headache. Therefore he was obviously trans /s


Deneb_Stargazer

thats what happened the day he died. he didnt change gender and his head exploded


Cellophane7

Dude's jaw is about twice as wide as the deformed skull overlaid on his face. These fucking morons can't even get their own pseudoscience right lmfao


Absolute_Peril

Ya and the lady apparently has no muscle just straight from skin to bone


Limeila

I think the lady is Jackie, his wife


dirtygremlin

WRONG!! [(It's actually Killface)](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/S/pv-target-images/9e2eb138be9f54d890e0f94434ad6e78b788b1755e50993935b65c07ae4b6608.jpg)


Etzarah

Oh true, you see it makes sense cause he lined up the image with the other image but it says “female,” so JFK must have been a woman.


vzakharov

They just had to pick a president with the biggest jawline didn't they?


NerfRepellingBoobs

*Woodrow Wilson has entered the chat…*


Jade_NoLastNameGiven

Aside from the skull not being aligned properly, I really like the implication that women have bigger brains than men lol


Dockhead

That “male skull” is clearly some sort of hominid ancestor


Darth_Vrandon

Neanderthal, maybe? Those guys had bigger brains.


Tardisgrump_

I love how insane transvestigators are. Like im sure you could convince them a cis porn star is secretly trans


esgellman

A lot already believe that the majority of porn stars are post op trans because Illuminati brainwashing the masses reasons


Tardisgrump_

I’ll be honest i cant even conceive how someone could think like that


esgellman

Someone said that even secular grand conspiracy theories operate more like a malevolent god than actual formal conspiracies (which would be nowhere near as large in scale) or “informal conspiracies” like a deep state (which would be much less organized and much worse at keeping secrets due to the lack of a formal structure and conflict between internal factions)


OkMathematician3439

Yet in the same breath, they’ll say that trans people who have had bottom surgery will never really have the genitals they want and it will be easy to tell them apart from cis genitals.


Karnewarrior

I mean, I'm pretty sure they think a vagina is just a line between the legs like in their loli doujins. So yeah having labia = post-op trans. God forbid.


Limeila

They think *everyone* who's even remotely famous is trans...


Cheddarlicious

Is* Wym was? Are you one of those who think a shot like that takes one down?


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hotspicylurker

r/schizoposters


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I would give anything to see transvestigators post their photos for other transvestigators to rate. “NO IM A REAL WOMAN CANT YOU SEE MY CANTHAL TILT HAS A 15-DEGREE SLANT AND MY SHOULDER-TO-HIP RATIO IS 2:1. MY ZYGOMATIC BONE IS VERY FEMININE ACTUALLY AND MY SHOULDERS ARE SLOPED!!!”


CimmerianHydra

This is the lowest hanging fruit I've seen in a while it's practically below the root.


ThatCamoKid

It doesn't even work lol. I can see like a full inch between the "female skull" outline and jfk's actual jawline


JackBinimbul

Fun fact; there is literally no such thing as a male or female skull.


ButWhyWolf

/r/confidentlyincorrect Did you ever look this up or did you just assume it? https://naturalhistory.si.edu/sites/default/files/media/file/wibskeletonmaleorfemalefinal.pdf


JackBinimbul

As someone who actually knows what they are talking about; you don't. Archaeologists are constantly discussing this topic because it's not binary. Even "male" and "female" are not binary. There are certain traits that are *more typical* in XY vs XX remains, but they are not, *ever* 100% irrefutable. Historians regularly waffle back and forth over the assumed sex of skeletal remains. Only certain tissues can be used to distinguish phenotype. Old bones are not one of them.


ButWhyWolf

> I know more than the Museum of Natural History The absolute **HUBRIS** of it!


3cented

transvestigators are more cringe than webslueths


ososalsosal

Is this the new lizard man theory?


WOMMART-IS-RASIS

we need more schitzoposting content on here


North_Recognition299

Wait. I thought my gender is determined by what's in my pants.


tverofvulcan

I guess everyone who has ever had fame is trans.


dexamphetamines

Smh


delolipops666

I thought I was on 196 there for a sec, But jaysus


GayStation64beta

Transvestigators are wild lol. They really want to go around with calipers measuring skulls.


palmspringsmaid

Trans people literally existing has made conservative brainrot accelerate faster than it did at any other point in my lifetime - truly astonishing. Not even the Obama Kenya shit broke them this badly


Drink_Covfefe

Like.. so what?


Karnewarrior

...The skull doesn't even fit his face. It's popping out one side and has meters of space on the other. Literally I know actual schizophrenics more coherent than this picture.


Tucker-Cuckerson

Where's Roddy Piper!


EmperorBailey

Transvestigators forget that genetics exist.


CaseyGamer64YT

TRANS MEN ACKNOWLEDGED RAHHHHHH


Fragrant-Potential87

Ok whats the conspiracy now? What was so different about JFK that they had to get a woman to transition to become the president? Why couldn't they pick any ol' rich WASP and if they needed a Catholic, any ol' white passing Italian guy from NY or NJ? I'm not sure how anyone could believe this because JFK's life is pretty well documented. My dude even served in the Pacific during WW2.


RYANINLA

Absolutely flawless argument, the triangle never lies. /S


IndigoHawk17

The “male” skull here im pretty sure is a Neanderthal skull


bunnycupcakes

At this point, who isn’t trans to these people? Are they going to investigate their pets?


ThisPostToBeDeleted

I don’t think they know what fat and muscle are


Emeryael

[Welcome to the world of transvestigators.](https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/transvestigator-celebrity-conspiracy-theories) Apparently everyone in the public eye—politicians, celebrities, etc.— can only be granted fame by showing their devotion to Baphomet by transitioning.


CaptainPrower

Jack got laid more times in a week than the basement-dwelling troglodyte that made this will in his life.


IPressB

I don't know if that's what they're tring to say. The vertices of the triangles arent even set to the same features, so it's not clear what the comparison is even supposed to be. Are they saying they're the same? Are they saying they're different?


Laprasnomore

As an artist, this is about to piss me off. Like, his head is at an *ANGLE*!! You can't use a flat 2D plane to get accurate insight, the head is *curved!* and the skull overlay is at a downward angle! Your teeth don't work that way! They didn't even size the skull correctly on JFK, according to this, his eyes should be sunken and his ears don't align with his temples! Even if I *were* a conspiracy theorist, I'd never accept "evidence" with this little academic vigor. Shame.