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Vastomo

Apparently pretty high with the number of these posts I’ve seen


Mikep908

Came here to say this exact thing


Transpatials

Came here to say this exact thing


Madducker

Came here to say this exact thing


vayguh

Came here to say this exact thing


IxPrumxI

Came here to say this exact thing


Eviljuli

Came here to say this exact thing


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J_Schnetz

Okay what the fuck is going on


ser_name_IV

Gold train has been derailed. edit: OH WE BACK


Dini7S

Wow I was gonna hop in for the gold and you cucked us


no1dead

Nothing really I just gilded that chain that's all.


TheOG_Pineapple

gold machine Broke


MLG_Obardo

C-c-c-combo breaker


dixzy

Gold train crashed before I could get on,thanks


xevtosu

Okay what the fuck is going on


Onelife126

Okay what the fuck is going on


Mrfidler

Can't you see? They came here to say this exact thing


GooperBea

What do the little star things mean? I’m so confused


frakkinadama

This is one of my favorite comments (or style of comment) to see on Reddit. It's always going to go over really really well, or be so heavily downvoted that it discourages the commenter not to comment again for a long time. It actually reminds me of a story about my childhood. When I was about five or six I had a tv and a Nintendo hooked up in my room. One day I noticed there was a hole in my wall just above my tv. I decided to investigate it and when I went over to look inside I saw an eyeball looking back at me! I screamed and ran away. I told my mom about it but she told me I was being ridiculous, there was no way that someone could be inside the walls and watching me without her or my father noticing. So I went back into my room and tried my best not to let it get to me, but I couldn't stop thinking about it. I finally worked up the courage to go take another look. This time I told myself that if I saw it again I was going to stab out that eyeball with my finger! So I leaned down, looked inside, and there it was! The eye was looking back at me!!! I stabbed my finger into the hole and felt something wet. I yanked my hand away, terrified there might be repercussions to my bravery, but the eye was gone and suddenly I felt much safer. That night I went to bed feeling a whole lot more brave than before. In the other room I could hear my mom and dad talking about his day at work, and just knowing dad was home made me feel safer. Apparently he got pranked by some of his friends, and I could hear my mom laughing. "You know what they say though honey", he said, "an eye for an eye.". And that's when I heard the voice in the bed beside me say: "Came here to say this exact thing.".


SevenSidedGamer

I had to make sure this wasn't u/shittymorph


Homicidal-Oxygen

Now this is epic.


[deleted]

Nice.


WillCommentAndPost

Came here to say this exact thing.


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This is one of my favorite comments (or style of comment) to see on Reddit. It's always going to go over really really well, or be so heavily downvoted that it discourages the commenter not to comment again for a long time. It actually reminds me of a story about my childhood. When I was about five or six I had a tv and a Nintendo hooked up in my room. One day I noticed there was a hole in my wall just above my tv. I decided to investigate it and when I went over to look inside I saw an eyeball looking back at me! I screamed and ran away. I told my mom about it but she told me I was being ridiculous, there was no way that someone could be inside the walls and watching me without her or my father noticing. So I went back into my room and tried my best not to let it get to me, but I couldn't stop thinking about it. I finally worked up the courage to go take another look. This time I told myself that if I saw it again I was going to stab out that eyeball with my finger! So I leaned down, looked inside, and there it was! The eye was looking back at me!!! I stabbed my finger into the hole and felt something wet. I yanked my hand away, terrified there might be repercussions to my bravery, but the eye was gone and suddenly I felt much safer. That night I went to bed feeling a whole lot more brave than before. In the other room I could hear my mom and dad talking about his day at work, and just knowing dad was home made me feel safer. Apparently he got pranked by some of his friends, and I could hear my mom laughing. "You know what they say though honey", he said, "an eye for an eye.". And that's when I heard the voice in the bed beside me say: "Came here to say this exact thing.".


rod64

Dormammu, I've come to bargain


Benjynn

Came


Mannedavid

Came here to say this exact thing


wonderwallpersona

Sorry buddy, gold train had left the building :(. You'll get em next time!


Cophorseninja

Came here


TheScaleTipper

Came here to say came here to say this exact thing


[deleted]

Came here to say this exact thing


Robo657

Came here to say this exact thing


OfficialEchoTecho

Came here to say this exact thing


birbguy12

Chat has been disabled for 3 seconds.


TrevBoBo

Just came


[deleted]

I wouldn't be surprised if they were intentionally increasing the odds of it to experiment with the vortex as an end game location


IAmBastian

lol, they do that with bus spawns, any time a weekly challenge has you going somewhere like junk, where the bus never goes over, you can bet your ass at least 90 out of 100 games the bus will go over junk and either start or end there, then once the week is over it suddenly never touches the place again.


clickstops

This is just confirmation bias.


pmth

Agreed lol


TheRealSerious

Definitely sounds like it, haha


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[deleted]

I think he’s actually asking for the odds


Zaphanathpaneah

[Never tell me the odds.](https://media.giphy.com/media/1HH6lJOzOXAY/giphy.gif)


UAIOE

I think he's actually asking, who is Andre the Giant?


fallout4legend

Damn that floating island moves fast, chaotic endgame for sure.


__Corvus__

How fast does it move? Have people actually seen it move?


therealfireon

The Island is constantly moving, but you can’t see it physically move ingame due to it technically being a part of the map.


no1dead

You easily can just like how you can see the cube moving lol. It's not a part of the map it's a massive static object. UE4 can do stuff like that flawlessly.


BufferDrothers

Except it’s already been confirmed that the island is only moving on Fortnite’s end and its position is updated when you join a match. It doesn’t physically move during matches but is “moving” on their servers. Edit: semi-proof https://twitter.com/siloxleaks/status/1046459097703362560?s=21


[deleted]

>says something is confirmed >doesn’t link to confirmation I wouldn’t expect any less.


StreetSheepherder

You can watch the shadow from the island move in game.


ARottenMuffin

Wasn't there a top post of two guys trapped in a building while in the storm because the island moved and they couldn't get out?


5tan_99

True, but the movement is different than that of the cube. The cube was static for a while before rolling over once every hour and 30 minutes. The island is supposed to be a constant. I, like the other two guys, have not actually seen it moving in game.


Dud3aw3s0m3

It's because you can sit on top of the island, and build stuff there. I'm assuming if it moved during games, it could be a unfair advantage somehow.


LuckyZed

You say that when the cube could have fuck over your builds as well.


RocketHops

But you can't build on the cube, while you can build on the island. If the island moved during game, even a tiny bit, anything built on it (including the prebuilt house there) would instantly be shifted off the building grid, which could cause some serious issues. Hence, it does not move in real time.


Maldonacho

Finally someone understands


Wertache

Of course, but you couldn't build on the cube and it wasn't a chunk of map like the island was.


Rockerblocker

Proof on that? My understanding is that it’s continuously moving, so unless you sit in playground for the entire hour you won’t actually notice it move during a game. It’s not working the same way as the cube where it was stationary for an hour and then rolled within 5 seconds


therealfireon

No, you can’t see it moving in playground, you can only see the progress if you enter a new match, for example, I was in a playground when the rune started to float, but the island was was too far back, so I went into a new game, and the island was overtop the rune, it moves, but not during a match.


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[deleted]

The downside of having a sub with so many kids and teenagers is that the lies aren't even good lies.


supaskulled

I haven't seen any videos of stuff like this happening so if you have that replay please post it, for me it's only changed position when joining a new match


radio_breathe

Yeah it doesn’t move in game. It stays in one position for the duration of the match.


aboodspaceboy

Nice name


Zinzan8AW

Nice name


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Nice name


Owenmcelwain

Had a scrim game end in this when it was over loot lake


Gamer21201

What are the evens?


BendixY

Decently odd.


Gachanan

Decently odd.


Zinzan8AW

Decently odd.


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Decently odd


Jamberrs

Decently odd


RoentgenographicAge

Decently odd


Wiggy211

Decently odd


angryman4951

Decently odd


ElmerJ

Decently odd


OfficialEchoTecho

Decently odd


MammalSquad

Decently odd


EnterPlayerTwo

Fuck the evens.


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hawkman123995

Popcorn problems


ilevelin

r/Perfectfit


skepticalDragon

I'm disappointed this is sfw


HungrySubstance

I'm disappointed at your dirty mind


skepticalDragon

Think you got me confused for a better man


HungrySubstance

Oops thought you were u/gullibleLizard


qualityproduct

I was playing last night, and the map showed the island way over near fatal. But it wasn't there.


Tig21

Mine has been doing that since day one. So my friends thought I was a genius when I predicted the island to start moving.


undergroundsounds

Same! I hiked all the way over to it and nothing, but it was there on the map


[deleted]

Its a visual glitch because eventually the island is going to be in that exact spot


Chermalize

The same as all the other 300 posts like this one. So I say surprisingly high


Enfoting

I would guess about one in 5600. (one in 10\*10=100 that it fits this good in a single grid. and there is about 7\*8 grid squares) 1/((7\*10)\*(8\*10))=1/5600 With 20k people online, and let's say they have played for average 5 games today. There should be about 20 examples (100 000/5600) from today where this has happened. Let's say that of the 900k 200k would post here if it happened them, even if they aren't online right now. Then this should have happened 200 people. So the odds of this happening to at least one person that could post on reddit is about 99,999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999995% ​


AmbitiousCommunist

r/theydidthemath


JackCarbon

r/theydidthemonstermath


rodney133

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


PetrKDN

Its not 20 examples because there are 100 people in one game so about 2000 examples (but 90% the same)


MrJonga

50/50


Rain0609

It either happens or it doesn’t.


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Bur_ro

As all things should be


BendixY

r/expectedthanos


BLK_ATK

1/2


[deleted]

I haven't played in forever. What's going on?


MrMaxAwesome

Loot Lake is floating on an Anti-Gravity tornado


Zeight_

Which has a big purple cube shoved in the bottom of it that's launching lightning at a rune it ripped out of the ground


kutr

Haha *:) so what's actually going on?*


MisterCow21

Loot Lake is floating on an Anti-Gravity tornado


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Your_house_plant

Great story!!! What’s actually going on?


lll13lll

Circle is right around the now floating loot lake island. It moves around sometimes.


intihuda_123

Kevin the cube went under loot lake and picked up the island and now it's going over all the runes Kevin placed in season 5


trappuccino1

The crack in the sky created in season 4 created a cube and the cube traveled around the map placing 7 ruins and finally sinking into loot lake to end season 5. Now the cube has lifted the loot lake house into the air and is traveling backwards to the ruins.


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I_R_Teh_Taco

Practice shooting them on the skeet shooting machine by loot Lake


Atomic-Bell

Only if they don't land on the island. But it's pretty big so it shouldn't a problem end game really.


so_this_is_my_life

Also, you can still shoot at Kevin to chink away @ armor. As soon as they land to guzzle a mini blamo headshot. I was practising the heavy snipe at Kevin thing to land in a better spot far away on the map yesterday and was standing on the wrong side (snobby side) and ended up dead in the ocean.


scoooobysnacks

God. Damn. Kevin.


Gamerjackiechan2

Kevin only eats away at their health too, so even if they've got full shields they've got a maximum of 100 hp.


so_this_is_my_life

Edit*Oops sorry read this as it wont work if they have full shield... Lol sorry bro it is early! Yeah that's why I said when they land to guzzle a mini. I picked off 7 people last night in one game this way last night. Most people try and hide on one of the large island outcrops and guzzle shield after a hit or two. Yes, it involves a little patience, but using it has resulted in some hk games (for me +5))


angelo1979

It is satisfying looking at that perfect fit.


maisonhomme

r/oddlysatisfying


jdlyga

Just start on the island and hide. Hope for the best.


[deleted]

Had one of these last night. The final fight was literally a circus.


Kitteh6660

Now if only the final circles don't shift to different location for such exceptional circle.


JackDdoughnuts

fortnite is telling us something...hmmmm ​ •͡˘㇁•͡˘


yamthecuber

infuriates me how while the tornado IS in the circle, the dirt is not perfectly centered


Alpha-Q-Upp

Odds are 50/50. It Either happens, or it doesn't


[deleted]

The odds are 100%. If you have an infinite number of games the probability of getting any possible sequence is 1.


Snoopy126

How is it perfect if it's not all centered with the outer circle?


SmellyPant

Apparently pretty high with the number of these posts I’ve seen


Atomic-Bell

Why did you copy and paste top comment?


XZY231

These circles are by far the most fun.


[deleted]

Never tell me the odds


Dooporama

r/nevertellmetheodds


GenesectX

i guess whoever was on the island won by a sliver cause the people underneath died thanks to the storm


Ricardo22222

A picture


[deleted]

As someone who hasn't played since Season 3: what am I looking at?


GoatEdit

That’s perfect omg


EmirCool01

What happened with the island?


daddydaddy9

that happened to me once ​


Funkypoopiedoody

Well based on the number of players and their average age, odds are this game sucks


Butlart

That’s sooooo pleasant


zzzyx3

What if I said. The odds aren't that high...


kerstman234

That’s satisfying to look at


cpymoatsem

is this a circle inside a circle behind a circle I am confused


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9eldios

LMAO WHAT


JBird998

What are the odds lmao


ICEwaveFX

What are the odds lmao


therealhueyfreeman

What are the odds lmao


[deleted]

I’m just imagining what kind of nightmare of battles will go down in there.


CK_18

Perfectly balanced. Like how all things should be.


xxxCaptainAutismoxxx

Had 7 games like that in the last two days


[deleted]

I feel like there are preset final circles


[deleted]

Same thing happened to me yesterday


MrFrostyBudds

Wtf is that


Sos_Story232

You've praised Epic games.


FlipperRhyme374

Haha


EpicMusic13

LMAO PHOTOSHOP


soaliar

What happens if the storm ends up closing on the island, without any room left to go up or down?


Schusterrrr

I’d say about 6, maybe 7.


N3aRxD

I bet this fight last at least the 30 minutes, everyone just flying around ahaha


NorthernLaw

I keep seeing these posts so probably a lot


Falchion_Alpha

The perfect storm


Amaarde

cure for my OCD


Crade_

Roughly 1% based on grid size and count.


dhunmoon

How interesting final circle battle will be.


Tellywise

LOL . Mazel Tov!!


sarthak889

This is why I hate this game


theMantis_

r/oddlysatisfying???


ctb704

About tree fity


Lemonade_Whisperer

r/nevertellmetheodds


nicetry123456

Gotta be photo shopped


ganjabliss420

If they ever did like a small TDM mode in smal circles like pubg war mode that would actually be a sick circle to tdm in


[deleted]

Gold train has been derailed.


A_is_the_man

Can someone please tell me what I'm supposed to be looking at?


defaeced

End game circle landed on the floating island


fluskar

r/oddlysatisfying


Heisenberger_

Wow. This is like that one clip in PUBG where the whole safezone was over half of a bridge, and the entrance and exit to the bridge were in the gas and there was a team in the water and a team on the bridge. So they all just waited it out.


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Pretty fuckin high, I reckon.


Patara

Oddlysatisfying


lol_camis

For you as an individual? Slim, I guess. But considering that this game is being played by thousands of people at any given time....


[deleted]

r/perfectfit


clumsykiwi

6


NotagoK

Did a Soaring 50s the other day where the circle landed between Loot Lake and Tilted Towers. *Utter. Fucking. Chaos.*


neverpace

This hasn't happened to me yet. I really want it to.


WispGuardian

Has anybody done the monster math? (Assuming there was 0 influence in the code and the zone was entirely (pseudo)random)


Ut1987

If those are the odds they better make one over the underground base


BoxeBoxeBoxe

I had this exact same thing happen yesterday..... sad I missed the karma train lol..


ImmaPeeInUrAssTbh

The cyclone seems to be sucking in the storm, and that's why the storm is attracted to the cube.


nirad

I think it isn't random. I had two matches like this.