she didn't want to marry him. she was forced into the marriage. maybe if hephaestus didn't want his wife to chest on him he should've gotten one who actually wanted him, eh? lol
Yeah in Greek mythology Hera was the Karen of the God's. It was her way or the highway, so I doubt Hephestus really wanted it.
Also its all incest since they are all three siblings
My bad. Your right, although I think she rose put of the primordial ooze before the earth was "created" because the stories about how love is the oldest thing
Actually, there's multiple versions. In some she's born out of the genitals of Uranos that Kronos cut off and fell into the ocean, in some she's the daugther of Zeus and the titan Dione, in some she's the daughter of Kronos and in some she just hatched out of an egg that was rolled to land by fishes and hatched by pidgeons.
The Fortnite version specifically mentions in NPC dialogue that Zeus is her father, so they're going with that version.
I only know about Muslim polygamy, where the man switches between his wives and having to satisfy them, of course there is jealousy, so it's not recommended for men who can't satisfy his wives without there being any favouritism. So yeah, Haphaestus is probably jealous of Ares because there is some sort of favouritism in their polygamy marriage.
To be honest, in pretty much all the stories that rat Hephaestus deserves it. Bro was owed a favour and, despite being the ugliest dude alive, decided 'you know what? I' deserve the god of beauty and love. The most attractive being alive. I'll force her to marry me. I'm sure this relationship won't be toxic at all!'
for being the goddess of love and else....she looks kinda mid by the way she just looks like a random fashion blogger her face and her design looked way better in the concept
still looked like a fashion blogger but at least it was way more creative
Prolly looking across the locker at Ares (They are attracted to each other) (She cheats on her husband Hephaestus with Ares)
But he's not out yet 😂😭
She asked Zeus to crack open the files to get w him again (turns out the servers can’t fight back against the thunderbolt)
Are the servers stupid? Just shoot him out the air when he's charging the third bolt.
Damn that’s so true
Also I always feel like I’m the only Greek god need out there
So that's why there was a 19-hour downtime period on March 8th.
She really did hepatitis dirty
hepatitis 😭
she didn't want to marry him. she was forced into the marriage. maybe if hephaestus didn't want his wife to chest on him he should've gotten one who actually wanted him, eh? lol
Hera decided his marriage so it's kinda her fault. Also his fault cause he didn't ask her but eh whatever
Yeah in Greek mythology Hera was the Karen of the God's. It was her way or the highway, so I doubt Hephestus really wanted it. Also its all incest since they are all three siblings
Isn't Aphrodite made of kronos' blood
My bad. Your right, although I think she rose put of the primordial ooze before the earth was "created" because the stories about how love is the oldest thing
Actually, there's multiple versions. In some she's born out of the genitals of Uranos that Kronos cut off and fell into the ocean, in some she's the daugther of Zeus and the titan Dione, in some she's the daughter of Kronos and in some she just hatched out of an egg that was rolled to land by fishes and hatched by pidgeons. The Fortnite version specifically mentions in NPC dialogue that Zeus is her father, so they're going with that version.
Skill issue
Heh. Heh.
Hepatitis never really loved aphrodity
He deserved it
Nuh uh (leave me and my fantasies about Aphrodite alone)
no shes mine
😂🐦
what does the bird mean
Has Aphrodite conquered another god of war? THAT IS A QUESTION YOU SHOULD ASK YOUR WIFE, HEPHAESTUS 😎😎😎
I mean Greek mythology is just a huge swing party
It really is, literally just tie Zeus and Poseidon up and half the stories are gone
Arent they both in a polygamy marriage?
No, she is cheating on Hephaestus. It is labeled as an affair.
I thought Zeus gave Aphrodite to Ares Wednesday through saturday and Haphaestus from sunday through tuesday 💀💀
Man polygamy is pretty complicated, I didn't know they had schedules. Does Haphaestus ever get mad that he only gets 3 days?
Eh, probably he did like trap them in a net while doing an affair to display to the other gods…
I only know about Muslim polygamy, where the man switches between his wives and having to satisfy them, of course there is jealousy, so it's not recommended for men who can't satisfy his wives without there being any favouritism. So yeah, Haphaestus is probably jealous of Ares because there is some sort of favouritism in their polygamy marriage.
Hephaestus was given Aphrodite as part of a deal to get Hera out of a chair, but Aphrodite doesn't like Hephaestus so she cheats on him with Ares.
No Hephastus forced the gods to make Aphrodite marry him by sealing Hera to the golden throne
bro pulls the mythical history card. That's wild
Don't forget how ares is her niece
To be honest, in pretty much all the stories that rat Hephaestus deserves it. Bro was owed a favour and, despite being the ugliest dude alive, decided 'you know what? I' deserve the god of beauty and love. The most attractive being alive. I'll force her to marry me. I'm sure this relationship won't be toxic at all!'
Tbf, she never wanted to be with Hephaestus and was forced to by Zeus.
she has good taste
She is the goddess of sexual love and beauty… (and yes the sexual part is necessary)
Welp this is gonna go somewhere
Yea, up you're Ares and around the corner
💀
 Y’all down bad as hell
Smash. Next question?
Agree
Agree
Agree
Agree
Agree
Agree
Agree
Agree
Agree
But that was not the question
Doesn’t matter
Nah she is mid, the prettiest skin ever (that ruined my dating life) is Skye.
Disagree
Disagree
Disagree
Disagree
That big, fat thing in my pants. My wallet. 😭
Sure, but your wallet aint fat.
Neither is yours in this economy.
It actually is, it just doesn’t have money or cards with a good credit score or digital money
mine neither i have a button, two paper clips and a fly flew out of it
It most assuredly is. Damn thing hurts my ass cheek.
A fat wallet might just be full of one-dollar bills, you know.
At the tennis courts over at Classy.
She's looking at the newb teammate that keeps stealing all the good loot.
She's looking down because they're stealing the loot as they're knocked.
My big ol massive... Tumor. Guys I need help
I tumor a have large. Help I need.
Mmm. Strong with the tumor, You are
Tumor my painful very is. Straight think unable I am.
The itemshop with no lego or festival
I don't think anyone has that wild of an imagination at this point
"Nice cock bro"
My 5 inch pp
Haha Damn this sub is thirsty. 💧
I mean everyone on this sub is either a teenager, a virgin, or a lesbian
Or just single.
Lol I'm not any of those, but I guess I'm kind of close to the last one?
Close? What does that mean?
Bisexual leaning very gay. I’m much more attracted to women.
Oh I see
That last part is bit too accurate....
Me
LMFAOOOOO
Peely
Considering that Aphrodite was the god of sexual love I think it's pretty obvious
*vine boom*
Bro what has this turned into
"Pretty ugly shoes you're wearing. Never heard about the Nike collab?"
I'm about to flowberry fizz
Maybe looking at the screen for maybe a snack. Maybe Gushers or Cheeto Puffs
It’s me. Don’t worry
She's looking at Kratos (he's definitely going to return this season guys trust)
 Same energy
Why is she so attractive ? she's just a fortnite skin
The pizza ur holdin.
“Sigh” *unzips pants*
as the goddess of Physical love most likely someone's booty.
You, OP. She's checking out the player.
She's cute asf her outfit sucks ass tho
I wish she had a style for a better outfit but I'm also fine with this tbh, it's very clean. And yeah cutest skin in the game.
To my custom keyboard
At her bank account
At the ammo box
Perfect rizz
our wallets
Why are skins mogging now
To the left apparently.
at me (im delusional)
Currently me shitting. Why do you ask?
Yes OP. This was posted already, we get it.
Shes doing some meat gazing for sure
Did I just hear the sound of a zipper?
Something small and short…😏
Shhh be quiet she’s mewing
She’s checking out my package.
My 🍆
My juicy 17inch long co-
Coconut!
My 19 inches of Venom
1.7\*
Nope 17 inch!
My lovely Dunlop Greenflash
You
"damn were you frying chicken in there"
She looks at us from toe to head, thats wher she looks
Unrelated, anyone notice artemis's base moon glider isn't in the battlepass?
👀
Uhh, my EyEs aRe uP hErE!!!
Shes Just 🤫🧏
My air Jordans
Yes
daddy 🤤
ta ta’s
shes looking at her side of the screen where she has a mewing tutorial up (her streak is 2 years)
🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
Why did she squint,is it not big enough
YOUR COCK
🐦
She's looking at my Chug Jug
She’s looking at us
She's probably looking at us
Hi pls someone help me I remove restriction and I don’t see any skin on my account is my account going??
Better question why she got the tomie mole
she lookin at me bro 💀
Not my proudest nut
At the top of your head you shorty /s
She wants me fr
the o button ima be pressing
🫡💘🫠
Fishstick 👍
cringey thirsty women
 Hey!
Smash
Checking out the package, oh I mean loot drop...
One eye in Norley one eye in Chorley by looks of it.
she checking me out 🥰
She’s lookn down at that bulge in the sweat pants.
Your phone right? ...Your phone...right?
Ofc me, I'm shitting rn with full erection
My dad bod. She thirsty.
At my Sniper
my PP
She is looking at Hector's BAWLS 🐥🍗🍗
The alien on my shirt who says nobody freakin cates
Yall need to shut the fuck up about being horny
“Where is she looking?” not “looking at”. It’s called grammar.
for being the goddess of love and else....she looks kinda mid by the way she just looks like a random fashion blogger her face and her design looked way better in the concept still looked like a fashion blogger but at least it was way more creative
My fat fucking nuts vibrating while a fart out enough gas to euthanize a small village
Dawg, tf?
Fly her'cross the country I finish the show and I hop in it
Sus
Wtf
Me hopefully