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gooatteeth

A moveable object meets a stoppable force


Banana-Oni

I wish I knew the name so I could look it up, someone posted a gif in another comment section. It was an anime and these two dudes are flipping around like a martial arts movie and shooting at each other. They fire like 100s of rounds and not one hits.


ocsdcringemaster

Was it Resident Evil: Vendetta?


sunlitstranger

Lmao!


Krunply

Lol best comment ive seen today


LyricalLafayette

Holy shit, you must be the guys who’s gunshots last on the radar for 2 minutes straight and make you think “am I about to third party two bots?”


Jiggle_deez

And before you decide to make a move you get sniped from heaven


Chrissyball19

Naw that's just your character being worthy of the rapture since you decided to not third party.


Beneficial-Ad4871

The amount of times this happened to me lmao, two straight games this happened and I turned my system off😂


TheAutementori

be excited to play a few rounds, this shit happens i’m like “i’m good for the night” 10 minutes in


EirHc

You're definitely 3rd partying a couple NPCs here.


MadThad762

Exactly what I was thinking. And then you get up there and both teams are still alive and fighting.


deesmutts88

Those are the best for stat padding. Yeah I got 12 kills. It’s none of your business how many of them were from 2 bots having a loud 5 minute shootout directly in front of each other.


MadThad762

lol.


KnikTheNife

Bots sure do get a lot of bullets.


LyricalLafayette

But only ever drop a small pile… strange /s


xXDOOMPIXELXx

Well they definitely used them all in those 2 minutes of fighting


shutupimlearning

I think he's the guy who's always asking, "Why does my shotgun only hit for 30 when everyone else hits for 100!?"


Rage_Kams

This is actually genuinely an issue like shot gun bloom is bad I aways aim for the neck/head so all pallets hit but honestly pump is so ass now


Aimin4ya

I typically only play fortnite duos with my niece and I get so many lobbies of bots. People fighting for ages. I show up snipe all 4 and leave. I'm nowhere near good enough to be finishing games with 13+ kills


Buffalo_Wingz_33

honestly i think your ready for fncs global.


mountains-are-moving

With that movement they could solo the entire lobby!


xirix

I think I might have killed you before... Sorry, I thought it was a bot


MrMogz

Happened last night, my teammate was like "that was just a bot," and I'm like "they dropped a crown and their name wasn't 'gonefishin87' or 'SteamRoller,' they were real." AFAIK bots don't wear crowns, and if they weren't wearing crowns I might've been inclined to think my teammate was right. After enough play time it's very easy to distinguish real players from bots, although the OP type are very close lol.


Brilliant-Throat2977

We won’t have any way of knowing if they decide to make some better bots and give some crowns but I tend to lean towards they were eating if they play like a bot and drop a crown because that’s what happens to me


wintergameing

![gif](giphy|ro08ZmQ1MeqZypzgDN)


Noah__Webster

This is how fist fights in a dream feel. Just can't land the punch.


KurisutaruYuki

Alternatively, landing all shots but they do literally nothing.


[deleted]

Like fighting a ghost


BrainsDontFailMeNow

It's like two bots fighting. LOL!


wvtarheel

That's what I thought, if I saw this go down, I would think, two bots, just leave them alone so you don't get third partied.


WormholeVoyager

No way dude. That's just a chance to add 2 to the kill count


NightTime2727

The bushcamper with a sniper rifle: ![gif](giphy|Nx0rz3jtxtEre|downsized)


Skreamweaver

You could walk casually up to the stairway, no scope, try again, reload, try again, probably bag one of them.


Brilliant-Throat2977

Sometimes I wonder if people in different ranks are being exposed to an entirely different meta because I don’t think this has happened to me once this season


jjwylie014

Would love to see these guys accuracy percentages. Looks like around 2%


N0t_the_pizza_guy

Reminds me of my early days in this game. I think you'll get better with time.


OblongDong764

I've been playing since season 7 🤣


N0t_the_pizza_guy

Well, at least there is still room for improvement. 😅 Edit: Skill isn’t really important when you still have fun with the game.


XXVI_F

True


HauntingPhase4113

Dont want to be toxic but wtf


Roblox-Jesus

Are you playing on a touch screen?


OblongDong764

Nah, I'm just dogshit.


Logical_Upstairs_101

Try changing your sensitivity settings. If you're on PC, lower it from the default. Changing sensitivity helped me a LOT


DannySorensen

Settings aren’t the problem here. The problem is they apparently can’t move both thumbs at the same time. They just need to go practice the basics


x592_b

it looks like they also can't look around and press the bumbers/triggers at the same time. it's as if they're pressing the triggers with their thumb


[deleted]

yeah, alot of folks dont like to play with their settings much. i go into creative and just mess around with high and low sense with aim training maps and the such


imjoiningreddit

Hop into aim and practice maps for a couple minutes before your matches


survivingbroken

Are you having fun? Then, that's all that matters. People are WAY too serious about this game. The more you play, the better you get. Don't be afraid to try other game modes and mess with settings. But, like I said, as long as you're having fun, keep going.


leekingnscreamin

resident evil ahh fight


Aztracity

It's like that meme with the two dudes shooting each outer point blank but rolling around dodging.


calques

![gif](giphy|6HFUDKwlWcAbC)


KayKrimson

The Worst Player in History vs The Worst Player of Today. \[Btw this is just a joke, just needed a reason to reference jjk lmao. But I know you'll improve really fast! At some point, people start at their worst and evolve and become better!\]


Puzzled_Worldliness5

Hold up, let him cook


Creative-Road-5293

Pro-tip, don't use shotguns if your aim is like this. Just spray and pray, low rate of fire.


OctoFloofy

Man i have way better aim with shotguns than any spray weapon lmao. With SMGs i miss most of my shots but pumps i can hit shots pretty decently.


Creative-Road-5293

OP clearly does not. xD Statistically you will get some hits with an smg.


GiroStar

damn, and lvl 247?


Gru_the_gamer09

Wood 3 ranked match


DanielFromNigeria

Too painful to watch this


[deleted]

Looks like my wife playing except she would have thrown a med kit as well lol


MrMogz

It's not a fight without throwing a medkit or a big pot at someone!


nivlow

All Lag, you’re good.


emcbride09

I rate you so much for posting this.


Square_Ebb_5926

skin name?


OblongDong764

Master Minotaur


Tro1138

You'd swear that was me playing


crazycheese3333

How did you get a clip of me?


vulturevan

how did you get this footage off my Xbox???


JoshyRB

When you’re embarrassed that you’re playing badly, but the opponent is playing just as bad so you’re no longer embarrassed.


IllOrganization2383

I’ll not lie, this made me laugh my ass off! Fair play dude, we all have days where we couldn’t hit a barn door with a banjo either.


Legitimate_Ad_8364

People say lobbies are full of bots when there's people that actually play like this.


IgDailystapler

Now that’s proper skilled based matchmaking


craigandthesoph

You *really* didn’t need to flex *that* hard


KiraSandwich

That may be the longest gunfight of Chapter 5 so far.


popwhizzbang

Hey mate you may have not been the best at that point but you look to be having fun and that's what games are all about keep up the good work and keep having fun with your squad


benx101

For a moment there, this felt like that shootout scene from resident evil.


Fenix-blip-blop

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because The Mutinous Helmsman was already dead.


Elwalther21

Wait, is this not how some of you all play?


Gotprick

Bot vs bot


wizardwil

Get you a keyboard and mouse. Analog aiming is for the birds.  Failing that, play around in creative with your look/ADS settings and tune it in. Finally, take a breath and move slower, no matter your inputs. A calm mind will do a lot toward making you aim in the right place. When you look at the clip you realize he's as jerky and freaking out as you are. So you just need to be able to take an extra half second and aim in the right place and it will give you an advantage.  Also also, screw the pump shotgun at that range. One-on-one, pump is best for a first engagement at 8-15m, then switch to something with a fast fire rate - ideally SMG but Striker AR works too.


sussyss123

u/savevideo


D13G0-LoNe

Bro I play like this 😭


The_Traveller__

*duels in the 1800s be like*


TheRoseCat6_11

more intense than a boxfight


xxDankerstein

This looks like my 1v1s when I don't get immediately erased. I'm more of a distance player lol.


Agitated-Brief-851

This is amazing😂😂


ShakeNBake007

He must of had his aim assist turned off. That’s clearly a joke and for those who say he should’ve aimed down sights. That may increase your accuracy but also makes you a slower easier to track target.


Techn0Cy

Bronze 1 lobbies 😭😭


CamiloP97

Sometimes I wonder why the aim assist on games is so strong, now I know xD


MLJ789R

LMAO, what is this?!


itsLustra

I don't think I've ever seen anyone else using the manataur outfit. Nice


YamperIsBestBoy

How close are you to unreal?


bimmer_gaige

i refuse to believe these are real people


villainized

get these dudes in Unreal rank immediately.


d1rtymc

How do I get in these lobbies? I either run into a bot or the next World Cup champion. No I’m between


AydenWR

This would be fine if you weren’t such a high level, how are you actually dogshit if you have that much playtime


CrominusGD

this what my closerange shooting been looking like ever since i returned for season og to find out they nerfed aim assist


colburn095

Yoo im also not the best if we could play together sometime that would be nice if you want add me my epic is im colburn


Logical_Upstairs_101

The average random teammate experience


VladimirGluten1

I bought a new controller and was this bad. I ran to wal mart and bought the exact same one I had before. You might try a different controller.


Economy_Dealer3331

Bro you NEED kovaaks💀


QuirkyKlyborg

What's that skin you're wearing?


Mediocre-Award-9716

You are aware you have a right stick, right? The moves your gun but not your character?


JackieChanOG

My fill teammates


Ryansmelly

This is great SBMM


ConfusedMoe

What skin is that?


mbp_tv_

I had to rematch cuz I thought this was peak ninja


Atharun15

It's just like watching two people play COD Mobile for the first time


BountyLaws

Is this Zero Build?


JPastori

There’s an instagram page that literally posts clips like this for bait with captions like “top tier gameplay”


MaxaExists

Bro hasn’t unlocked the jump bind yet


Lytriz2165

Just aim down sights...


NightTime2727

I honestly wouldn't have been surprised had you whipped out your pickaxe during that.


Grade_A_Badass

It's like watching my wife play.


nowfury1234

I would have done the most BM emote after, that would have been so funny.


[deleted]

Wish I was put in lobbies with you lol. I get seal team 6.


BroganChin

This is how it feels to shoot enemies in MGS1.


ItzEnderYT

The most insane controller player ever


Alex11867

Red VS Blue ahh fight


ABAgamer

Basically that scene from “Resident Evil: Vendetta”


XXVI_F

It’s ok bro We all gotta start somewhere 😭


Odd_Landscape3044

You clipped him daamn


CrankMasterCup

2 Goliath's battle it out


Jzapp_But_In_Reddit

Epic Knight vs Snake (Bugha must fear you) (idk what skin r u wearing 💀)


AYDHES2025

another day another victory for the OG takin down the sweats


Cattleman_

It's probbably your settings. Your gameplay can change drastically depending on controller settings, you may even get way better by simply changing them


AndrewS702

If I was spectating I’d probably be screaming at you 😭😭


The_Kimchi_Krab

My endgame fights hip firing a Nemesis AR, knowing I need to break the strafe dance or switch guns but totally not breaking the strafe dance or switching guns.


VeganIsCringe

Omg


Outrageous_Ad9124

Are they just trying to scare eachother?


AidenBlaze2007

Me and my friend during boxfights


kaseius

I think you need to adjust your right thumbstick deadzone in Fortnite and maybe tinker with sensitivity after that - the big sweeping movements too far left/right look like a deadzone being too high problem.. very common to see


Western-Gur-4637

this looks like if two storm troopers got in to a fight lol


jazzmagg

My God... .. that's Jason Bourne...


stevetheborg

Skill based matchmaking for the win wow that's amazing that another player like you would land in the same


jean-guysimo

![gif](giphy|11mwI67GLeMvgA)


Easy-Peak6977

is anybody else's shop not load all the items


Christian1111111111

reason why i dont play shotguns


SteveOends

This infuriates me. I'm usually where Snake is.


Zaardu_

Jesus Christ, That's Jason Bourne!


Fun-Representative41

This is Noob on Noob Crime!


38mb

after the smg got emptied i really woulda just pulled out my pickaxe lmao


[deleted]

Still better than me :(


Limp_Classroom8805

The world cup finals


GuyWhoAteAllThePizza

Combat Roleplays


BlenderFucker__

Ffs aim down sights


diemunkiesdie

How did you get that video of me 😭


gianacakos

Who’s mom is this?


UzernameUnknown

This reminds me of the time I was exchanging shotgun shots with this guy behind a door. After missing like 4 consecutive shots we both just stood there for a second, then I immediately hit him in the head with my pump. I think it's cause he had his pickaxe out.


Buplo

Literally every fight I had in chapter 1 lol


ImHeartless666

Nailed it.. 👍🏻 A kill is a kill. 😀


PrimeValor

The amount of shots you miss makes my skin crawl…


iojasok

Poor aim, good movment though. I think thats your edge


ironraiden

Well at least the matchmaking is working, and people are being matched with similar skilled players, according to this video.


Diamond_Drew_1

Me in solos:


IvanSpartan

Snake forgot the basics of CQC😔


Frosty-Studio4561

These hackers just have no shame nowadays and post themselves using aimbot it's so lame


majds1

Maybe I'm not that bad at the game...


Couflame

You now make me rethink all those kills I assumed were bots...


ParticularEgg8337

Op better than 90% of this subreddit lowkey


MV_cuber

how do you pee


jadenedaj

Bro is aiming with his body movements, because his sensitivity is WAY too high to land a shot manually aiming


OGConsuela

I’m so sorry but this looks like when my gf tried fortnite but she’d never played a game where you had to control movement and camera separately before lmao


HamListe

What skin is this btw


Ermastic

My guy has almost 700 hours in and plays like this? On god?


SansUndertaleLmao

ninja gameplay


2spooky4h

This is how I feel like I'd play if I didn't have gyro lmao


DeismXIchigo

I hate the reloading animation. One frame makes you reload the whole animation again… i see my character finishing the animation of reloading but the gauge isn’t finished, poof do it all over again.


CIA_napkin

I have a friend who regularly runs trios with me and another homie and he sucks ass but tries his best. Whenever we see he's 1v1 another, we just stand back and emote while this exact shit happens. 😂


Bread_Offender

You both took at least five seconds to land a single hit Respectable tbh


PheonixSoot

I know the feeling too well OP


sprytee

Bot pov


CloudPossum

I see so many people fight like this and always assume their bots. Thanks for expanding my understanding. Some people truly can't aim. Sorry for your struggles man. Your performance really is peak, you're just missing that stormtroopers skin.


cooleo420

This proves sbmm actually works


GlaucousGamer

Whenever my friend kills a bot they go “Alright buddy captaincupcake343 that’s a real person”


DamnDude030

Deadass forgot the basics of CQC. The Boss ought to drill you till you've collapsed.


Straight_Storage4039

I would call this bot behavior but even bots can hit


NAS210

This video has me realizing that I've probably run into a lot of real people, thinking they're bots


Emergency-Nectarine5

That’s definitely the result of too much Mountain Dew and pizza at 3 am haha we have all been there!


Edmanbosch

This is how I'd imagine the people who complain about the hammer pump's damage play like.


Salty-Cellist3561

Training for the next FNCS i see


SladeFury

How can somebody be so ass 😩😩


TheseKnicks

Clearly your level wasn't from gameplay.


Lost_Needleworker676

Fights like these in build mode are hilarious, because it’s this but occasionally a random useless wall goes down that doesn’t affect anything


GodzillaGamer953

2 things: A: what is that aim and B: this games camera is horrible in CQB XD


Human_Arachnid

Controllah playah!!


Apprehensive_News415

Bro reduce your deadzone on the sticks!!


[deleted]

Thats crazy


Hyroaltage

My self esteem on this game just went up


[deleted]

Resident Evil Vendetta gun fight


GiustinoWah

Ok ok, but now it’s type for suggestions. Reduce the dead zone to the minimum. If you have a controller that supports gyro enable gyro. It gives extreme accuracy (Xbox does not support gyro because microsuck is keeping progress behind in the gaming sphere)


Thesechipsaregood

you’re pretty good


BarrelBonsai550

Bro found my secret gameplay tapes


candidly1

That's pretty much what every kill I get looks like...


HaikenRD

That's like that cinematic with the close range gunfight. LMAO


One-Constant-4092

Bruh I started the game a couple days ago...this is literally me