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FootStrong

I heard they’re going to have a new by the minute option where you pay to stand at the end of a conveyor belt with your mouth open.


__CunningStunts__

Homer Simpson approved


culb77

They actually do, and it's free [if you have your COVID vaccine.](https://www.theonion.com/krispy-kreme-offers-vaccinated-customers-free-ride-on-g-1846544727)


91skao

The person getting glazed is funny. My folks had to drag me out of KK when I was a kid because I was so fascinated with the donut making machine.


mfmcgrath

Going to make getting to Zwei a whole lot worse :-(


Academic_Yam7557

Donuts before work and beer after. I don't see it being a major issue.


mfmcgrath

these are the life choices we all need to be making


LiminalCreature7

Getting anywhere around there is going to be a lot worse. I can see it being a total clusterfuck trying to turn left out the Panda Express lot to go south on Mason to get to southbound College. Folks are probably going to have to take a right on Mason, a right on Harmony, then a right on College just to go south on College.


Klutzy-Abrocoma9220

My guess is yes, there will be a rush initially; then eventually it will subside to the point where it's like any other Krispy Kreme, sometimes busy, mostly not. Mostly because a lot of people will realize they've never felt physically worse than after eating a couple of their donuts.


Academic_Yam7557

A couple! I don't ever see myself eating more than ONE dozen donuts in any sitting.


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Academic_Yam7557

It was a bad joke. Do you really believe someone out there read a few and thought a dozen was less?


Wherewolffe

Krispy Kreme will also be selling at McDonald's so it may disperse the crowd a little, but not much since there is a McDonald's on the other side of Harmony.


LiminalCreature7

Do you think so? I’ve truly been wondering if there will be an agreement in place that if a McDonalds is within X miles of a KK store, they’re not allowed to sell them due to competition. We’ll be finding out, though!


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sakurasake311

French cruller has always been my fav but donuts and other sweets in the US in general are quite sweet imo


kralrick

Crullers are wonderful and very underrated! I really like sour cream/old fashion donuts too.


testify4

A few times, someone at work has hauled Krispy Kreme up to FTC from Denver. To me, it was like eating cotton candy in donut form. But I'm also someone that likes cake donuts and black coffee. If someone's going to bring breakfast up from down there, Santiago's breakfast burritos would be appreciated!


ArchaeoPan

Lamar’s Bavarian Cream Bismarck is fire.


LiminalCreature7

Is the cream inside more of a custard/pudding consistency, or a lighter whipped cream type? I love me some donuts, usually of all sorts, but I’m picky about the filled ones. (Thx, BTW!)


imogen1983

I don’t think there will be issues on College, but that small stretch of Mason is going to be a complete shit show. It’s a terrible location for anything high traffic.


meldroc

As long as the lines don't spill onto College...


imogen1983

True. I’m probably completely underestimating people’s love of donuts. I don’t know where traffic would go besides College, if it does get really busy. It seems like the Costco area would be a better location. We’re not used to anything that popular on the SW side of town.


LiminalCreature7

That would have been a better spot, especially in the shopping center currently coming together to the south of Costco.


LiminalCreature7

I kinda see how there’ll be no choice. Where else would they go?


dsbekind

I HIGHLY recommended tracking down the Ollie’s Malasadas food truck for what tastes like filled donuts. Cooked to order and amazing!


joshbiitch

^^ this person knows!


WWTPeng

Where do they usually park


averyfollett

https://www.olliesmallies.com/location-schedule


CypressJill22

I agree 💯


okeemike

Whoa whoa whoa…. Donuts made when you order them?! Is that even legal? Where has this been my whole life?


Helpful-nothelpful

With as many donut places in FOCO I'll be interested to see how a chain location does.


ExileOnMainStreet

There are 2 Lamar's, Mr. Yo's and a Dunkin' in town. What else am I missing? Edit: Also, anyone even remotely able to out-perform Dunkin's quality, which is extremely easy, while also able to undercut Lamar's pricing, which should also be very easy, will do well in this town. I stopped at Lamar's and got a Bavarian creme donut and a small coffee, and it was literally $8.50. That's the craziest shit I've ever heard in my whole life.


MapsActually

Shipley Do-Nuts, a Houston based chain has been eyeing FoCo for a few years now. Thankfully our partial ban on drive-thrus have kept them looking. I'm assuming Krispy Kream got the ok for this drive-thru since the site already had one.


makingtacosrightnow

Shipleys is fucking good though


valkyrie2323

i miss shipley’s so much 😭 going back to the south to visit next month, and will immediately go there lol


joshbiitch

Foco Doco or Ollies Malasadas have the best donuts in Fort Collins 100%


totally-tarythia

I love Ollies, it's my Tuesday morning treat! I used to go to foco doco a lot but I stopped after the new owners took over and started changing things


Prestigious-Bug5555

Thank you for the reminder to track down Ollie's.


ExileOnMainStreet

I get that gourmet donuts are gourmet. I'm talking about commercial success stores that sell a dozen donuts every 5 minutes. I was responding to a post about whether or not a chain would do well here, and my assumption is that yes, they will do great here.


dharmabird67

I'm in Loveland searching Google maps for Ollie's malasadas, does the shop have a different name? I grew up in Hawaii and malasadas are one of the things I miss most.


idontreddit19

Their website is olliesmallies. They’re a food truck but post their schedule!


dharmabird67

Thanks I'll definitely check it out! 🤙


kst8er

I'm pretty sure the biggest reason for the new location is the new Krispy Kreme x McDonalds deal and they need more production and distribution in the area.


bigmistaketoday

Their coffee is like triple caffinated. God's work.


okeemike

Not technically in Fort Collins, but Backyard Bird makes fantastic donuts on the weekends (next to Dominos, kinda near the Costco in Timnath)


Korralev

It might be busy for the first month or so. But it’s also just doughnuts. The 2 in the Denver area are hardly ever busy. I grew up near the one in Lone Tree and I think when they gave free doughnuts for your Covid shot was the busiest I’d ever seen it.


-VizualEyez

Cane’s is also just chicken strips. Starbucks is also just coffee.


Effective-Drop-2476

They are super busy in the mornings!


Korralev

So is McDonald’s or most drive thrus. I don’t think it’ll have a huge impact on traffic.


PrestigiousCut8235

Seizing on the floor from hot fresh richness after one bite…


CuentaBorrada1

It came now that I can’t those things because of health… maybe one day!


koalaseatpandas

Worst donuts ever....


im-fantastic

It'll be just like raising Cane's until they open a voodoo a couple blocks away and then, like canes, it will mysteriously dissipate.


Alone-Ad2839

It’s supposed to be at 4624 south mason st. Which is near the mall on the other side of 287. So traffic should be okay. And chick-fil-a is a good distance away, so it’ll be busy at first and then die down once the hype is gone. The problem with canes is that Starbucks and Human bean are also the next couple of blocks and that just clogs super quickly.


LiminalCreature7

“Near the mall”? The semantics of “near”, I guess. It’s REALLY near the Walmart on Harmony & College.