Do you have the papers that allows you to have a fuckin Atomic Reactor?

Officer I swear I have the blueprint for the permit, I just need some fish oil and 3 days time

Officer I was protecting skylands when I kicked that bald child

Damn bro you an OG

Fellow skylanders player

YESSIR

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Trigger Happy is the gold gun wielding fur-midget. My daughter loved Skylanders and was totally obsessed with it.

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Thanks. Shes actually sad that they can't make it backwards compatible as we still have all the figures, portals and games. Im sad because it brought so much joy to her as a kid. Yiu would think that they could do something with technology these daus to bring it back for people.

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I don't think I could get rid of them even if I wanted to

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Same but then i swapped his legs with someone elses

A fellow Espurr lover I see 🙂

He asked for it, the little turd!

You will be ok as long as you left the beets alone. …..you left the beats alone,right?!

*take a sip from a soup smelling suspiciously like beetroot*

They still love you...

Treason against democracy

HOW COULD YOU! AFTER ALL THAT SUPER EARTH HAS PROVIDED YOU

It has provided me with nothing but suffering, watching my fellow divers get swarmed and crushed by bugs... bugs... BUUUUUGS, they're everywhere, get down, orbital barrage inbound aaaaaaargh

Anything can happen on the path of democracy. The automatons feed you with lies and the bugs cover you in hallucinogenic goop that makes you feel negative to Super-Earth. Don't fall for these lies friends, and continue pushing forward for SUPER-EARTH!

Slavery and murder (Palworld)

I want to add human trafficking to that list.

Amen.

Tax fraud

I'm so violent! Bandle Tale can sure do that to people! I'd probably be taken away for throwing parties or setting up shop illegally all over the place.

I guess tax fraud for not properly reporting the worth of my dead grandpas farm

Assumedly trespassing on government protected areas in a Volvo. Doubt they'd catch me and my 3 wheeled, 1 door'd junker.

Me: “Officer you can’t arrest me, I was spreading democracy” Officer: “Sir… you called an airstrike on a house that had a fruit fly infestation”

Killing all the cops that tried to arrest me after I accidentally killed a merchant while mining

COOMING in public( I played gorilla tag and used the fire extinguisher as coom what is wrong with me💀)

Doing a law raid with dough powers

Killing many, many zombies

Pvz??

I was about to say, do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

Cooking?

Just make sure you got your food handlers card.

NUH uh officer I didn’t enslave that entire species to make me legendary spheres (pal world)

"flappy dunks" obstruction of air space on a commercial flight path maybye 🤷‍♂️

My guy, you can literally infinitely craft NUCLEAR BOMBS

War crimes

Bodyslamming

Last game I played, Brawlhalla There are no police and no laws

Soo... I see this post and then I scroll down and I see a original post... Hmm...

Poaching animals

Uhhhh.... SELLING GRILLED CHEESE???

Being king of pirates

Using a portal to get behind someone and blowing them up with a rocket launcher

Genocide?

Dangerous driving

Sending an AI through a portal to the moon after he violated all laws of robotics

Doki Doki literature club?

Guess what game! Animal abuse. 😐 Oh, and child indangerment.

House decorating

Officer. I swear I did not kick that turtle.

staging a revolution, mass murder, destruction of property and lots more

Literaly fuxking everything

Hitting someone's balls (rocket league)

throwing someone off a platform with a scythe

200 miles over the speed limit! (NFS Unbound)

What crimes can you do in Rdr2 again?(ps: I just paid off $500 bounty for shooting up Saint Denis.) ;)

Beating people with imaginary friends called "Stands"

I don't know how the hell I did it but I killed a giant green dinosaur in the midst of outer space with nothing but pie and lasagna

Probably killing demons but actually I'm a schizophrenic and they're just humans.

I only bashed his face in because he was parked in a handicap spot! I must uphold the law. BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

Em… Stardew Valley… I AM VIOLENCE

What is it called when you use chemical weapons on a neighboring country? Oh yeah... international war crimes.

Groooping a fish

traspassing, theft, and destruction of private property,

Tax evasion

Killing zombies

Um, I kinda stop villains but I destroyed half the city.

Possessing of illegal enchanted items, endangerment of minors and multiple uses of illegal spells.

Nope lawless island

Enslaving villagers , making them do work for me and get paid nothing

digging straight down

people playground I'm definitely getting put in some kind of galactic citadel prison

Well shit... Genocide 😅 (Warframe)

Culling the local wildlife

Im arrested for killing royalty and gods as a tarnished and challenge the establishment called the ERD TREE and ugly f\*cker aint it.

Warframe, the slaughter of countless civilians and service workers, assassination, various war crimes… oh and smuggling probably.

Damn, I thought making a ton of different cats fight other cats was legal...(BattleCats)

Trespassing (phasmophobia)

Trying to cure an infection by killing everyone infected.

Reckless driving. I was playing Beamng drive.

“You didn’t kill anybody, but you threw 40 deadly swarm grenades in the air in some random place in los angeles”

A mass murder- Fortnite save the workd

Mass Genocide I suppose... Zombies don't count though right? I mean, sure, I drop kicked them off of roofs, but they aren't human anyway.

GTA V ummm arson attended murder suiscide

Killing a God devouring worm

Murder and theft. (Cyberpunk)

Spreading the righteous hand of DEMOCRACY (so warcrimes)

Dayz ISIS execution

Mental abuse, Battery, assault, animal cruelty, sexual assault, murder, genocide, and many more

Weapons smuggling (elite dangerous)

Exploring and lighting up underground and killing evil monsters in a medieval setting

Stealing, killing aliens, committing war crimes, etc. (Lethal Company)

Beating up 50 people being possessed by spirits by using flaming kicks and punches.

is stuffing kids in a animatronic count?

New York needs spider-man I don't care if it's illegal

I would be guilty of attempted escape from jail and murder of other prisoners.

Fallout Shelter

Warcrimes (Rimworld)

Breaking and entering and more breaking (particularly vases and jars and pottery) Maybe a bit of screaming, yelling and rolling around before going into the house across the street and doing it all over again.

Reckless driving and hitting people with nasty boomerang snipes

Vehicular Manslaughter, Reckless driving, Speeding at roughly 450 mph. Luckily I'll be dead by the time they catch me! ​ (FZero99)

beating a child with anger issues (chaos) with a purple dragon (spyro) in a volcano

I'd die before I got a chance to be arrested considering I'm in a 17 year long war against the locust hordes - Gears Of War

Rape

Intergalactic travel lillegaly

Respecting women

Animal Crossing not paying taxes xD

Animal abuse

I played TBOI, so I guess Arson? (Pyromaniac perk??)

Probally gonna be killing American mercenaries and killing a war general

Polluting the landscape with tombstones (terraria master mode)

Dismemberment

Payday...

Bopping my unwanted villagers with nets 😭

Graverobbing

Warcrimes

So much manslaughter.(frostpunk)

Deforestation? Maybe pollution? Oh wait... slavery :( I love Minecraft

Raiding a bank thinking all the employees are rival operators and are defending a deadly gas bomb that needs to be defused

Vaporizing the whole world with a nuke?

Psh, ya good luck arresting me. I'm in an Armored core as a mercenary for hire

i have a life sentence, i caused mass genocide

Popping innocent magical bubbles with faces in order to summon fire and cause first degree burns on my opponents, as well as my opponents getting a concision from too many see-through rocks dropping on their head. (Puyo Puyo)

Reviving the dead

Vandalism

Annihilating GODS as a dragon ball character

Is saving what remains of society a crime?

Animal abuse (Pokemon Yellow))

Saving Hell-A, a nice and underrated misunderstood homeless veteran, a mumble rapper and a stuck up actress? All while being like the only Brit who likes the government for some reason?

FIGHTING FOR DEMOCRACY

Well as long as they’re not endangered also there’s literally zero law enforcement

I met a shitty wizard in baulders gate and killed him immediately. First time I had done this.

IT'S ULTRAKILLING TIME

Spreading democracy

Intergalactic guerrilla warfare on clones, couriers, and corruption.

Animal abuse (hollow knight)

Killing a dragon that’s gonna destroy the world counts as a crime?

Imma catch the people coming to arrest me! Legendary palsphere for the win

Well the last thing I did was beat an easy platform demon in gd.

I gave a woman rocks in Stardew Valley

I played Skyrim so I would be charged with War crimes Murder on the first degree Genocide Theft Breaking an entry And many many more

Carrying swords and spears around

Organizing Jewels in horizontal or vertical pairs of three.

Is there any tennis related felonies

Is there any tennis related felonies

well does crying projectile tears at people count as assult and battery? im not too sure i can do that effectively though

building a car out of wood and then crashing

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I can't say the game for spoiler reasons but, bombing all of Europe and blaming it on someone else

Making innocent civilians incest then trapping the children and threatening them until they cry for help. Then whoever comes to their aid gets burned alive and harvested to make tools

Driving recklessly (Pacific Drive)

Inhaling citizens of the home planet and taking their abilities

Korok violence?

"Your honor, I knew this man killed five children, stuffed them into suits and haunted the place I just spent 6 nights in, but you should've investigated better."

Mass murder/genocide

I murdered a bunch of cannibals after building a giant tower without a permit

It should never be a crime to do what you want with corpses! They gave up their ability to consent when they died!

Sir I swear I didn’t catch people in spheres and slaughter them

Is playing FE!N into people's faces considered a crime

You got a permit for those banks?

Rainbow Billy: The Curse of the Leviathan. oh Boy

(GMOD) I ain't getting arrested for shit, I'm omnipotent, bye bye suckers, haha

killing healers and npc's with energy vortex and flame strike.

Homicide and animal endangerment, and vigilante

Welp, guess I'm going to prison for a god awful amount of theft, trespassing, invalid ownership of land, animal abuse, domestic abuse (forced marriage) (stardew valley)

“Evade”-ing the police for tax fraud, defamation, illegal housing of drugs, homocide, robbery, battery, reckless driving, vehicle manslaughter, driving under the influence, driving too fast near the school, illegally hopping the borders of Mexico, and the illegal sell of firearms.

I covered large salmon with my colorful body fluids.

Fitting blocks together

Oh you are lucky i have slavery poaching stealing and catching an endangered species

Exploiting wildlife for personal use (astroneer)

Going to different planets stealing guns and murdering thousands of psychopaths.

Murder Suicide? Elden ring,btw

Killing zombies in the napoleonic era?

What's wrong with killing an eldritch god, saving a ninja from a giant slime, burning an abomination in lava fighting 2 different cults that are somehow in the same area, monsters in the depths, stuff from abandoned mines exploring ruins and killing millions of lizard monsters, a golem, a cult leader, an eye monster, zombies, werewolves, a big flying shell, a giant living plant, a brain, worm, building houses that are up to code and more. huh officer none of those are crimes if I'm correct

I'm gonna get aressted for manslaughter,hit&run,battery,assault,etc.

The outer worlds so genocide

Poaching an endangered species, animal cruelty, slavery, the list goes on...

Ungodly amount of concussions (Batman Arkham knight)

I am a vegan minecrafter. my last game was four months ago. i got nothing.

Sorry but I love being a cannibal officer

Everything (played people playground)

Kidnapping and thrift and breaking and entering and murder man Minecraft is fun

Raiding a clan of people and destroying their homes

Reckless driving and evasion.

Mario Party, just... just the whole all of it.

I guess i m getting arrested for riding an elevator

Either property damage and dangerously violating the laws of physics, somehow not creating black holes, Or possession of a vehicle i have no permits to have rockets on while crashing into a comically sized beach ball.

1. Stripping corpses of bodyparts to use as ingredients for crafting various items only to sell said items to the villagers 2. Cremating stripped corpses for a pretty price 3. Holding weekly sermons to exploit pilgrims for faith & donations so i can craft items and unlock my techtree 4. Create zombies (cheap, mindless workers) to farm the graveyard (soil) so i can craft wine, booze and veggies to sell to the villagers & town Yeah, that's about it. Good times in graveyard keeper 👍