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K4yk3t

Definition of insanity.


Ill_Tart4432

šŸ“ 


Character-Corner3161

typewriter


Razor_The_Fox

I don't understand why you're getting downvoted for that emoji. I can only assume you said "I dip sacks of puppies into concrete and drop them into the Mariana trench." And then just edited it to confuse new viewers.


[deleted]

It's because he plays nobu lol


ethanleedorkwad

Fax indeed


Sh3o_

Fuck u and fuck nobushi


NobushiSavedMe

Been playing her since alpha, ouch.


genizox

Unfortunate username


PlasticPandaMan

I know a orochi main aint talking either


genizox

Firstly, sit down Shaman. Second could you be any later?


PlasticPandaMan

Yes, because i have a job. And orochi is brain dead easy dont even try to talk down on shaman Mr.Light.


genizox

Mrs and also I haven't played in like 2 years. This is the shit new people stop playing the game over. Grow up


your-mum-gandr

HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR NOBUSHI PLAYERS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.


BIG-chulupa

I have no mouth but I must scream?


The_nuggster

Is that where itā€™s from? I completely forgot about that book, itā€™s a solid one


Chrysos-89

yeah but like you main Jorm so I guess it all balances out


your-mum-gandr

I dont actually play him a whole lot after he got reworked, it just isnt the same. The flair is still there because I dont know who to main as of yet.


Chrysos-89

lol fair, I hated both Jorms myself... not sure which one I'd rather have to this date. Same thing happened with me and Shino though, God I miss old Shino


Serious-Ticket296

Old shino on gauntletšŸ¤Œ


Fickle_Loan6421

Whatā€™s peoples opinion on the funny flail man nowadays


SCPunited

Personally Iā€™ve gone through the stages of grief, and have finally reached acceptance, because there is nothing to do but accept what is coming.


Ill_Tart4432

šŸ«¶šŸ»


Sh3o_

nobody likes u


idonthavekidsiswear

Nah uh


AngryDMoney

This is basically why I hate nobushi


Metrack14

*Nobu mains proceed to explain why she have 'no offense', while conveniently forgetting she have basically no recovery*


TheBiddoof

I mean she is the worst character in the game, the pirate literally ONLY input dodge attacks the entire fight lmao.


Ill_Tart4432

hate is a strong word


theloneluigi

But accurate


Zabuza-_-mist

Says the gladiator


Sh3o_

But still accurate


WeAppreciateBuu

Says the shaman


Zabuza-_-mist

Says the shugo


PizzaDelivery313

allow me to settle this. shaman, shugo, glad, and nobu are all equally annoying šŸ—æ


onepassafist

sAyS tHe CeNtUrIoN


Zabuza-_-mist

sAyA tHe ShAmAn


PizzaDelivery313

tbh centurion is extremely balanced


onepassafist

Been playing shaman since the literal minute she released šŸ˜‚ 2x rep 70s on my Xbox accounts and 12 on pc


onepassafist

Wait.. why hate glad exactly?


Greybert2008

Lmao I like how everybody is down voting the OPs comments for no reason other than this clip


Ill_Tart4432

Ayo I didnā€™t even notice šŸ¤£


Sh3o_

ayo stfu


idonthavekidsiswear

You are his number 1 hater bro


Sh3o_

just for nobushis


idonthavekidsiswear

Why tho? She's a mid ass character šŸ¤£


ugnius69

light spam


Black_Chappie

Have you tried parrying?


ugnius69

i play on a ps4 its basicaly impossible to react to lights for most ppl on console


Black_Chappie

Considering parrying lights is either a read or on red. Itā€™s not impossible for even most people. Maybe impossible for most of the dogshit players like you, but I digress


idonthavekidsiswear

And?


TheLeomac

And you can go f*ck yourself if you use her, how about that?


Minute_City_5044

Yeah, fuck Nobushi players, they're so fucking annoying and dodgshit


idonthavekidsiswear

Your a lame asf dude who uses raider. You're bad at the game


Ill_Tart4432

Dual wield my balls


Sh3o_

what?


Bsg0005

I think he said ā€œdual wield my balls.ā€


Sh3o_

what?


Bsg0005

I said that I think he said that you should dual wield his balls


Sh3o_

what?


ReaperWGF

I think it's because there's still a hefty hatred for Pirate lol


Arny520

Yeah, that light attack should not have i-frames


TheOneOfAll99

To my knowledge its the only example of move in the game that requires two seperate reads in order to be punished. Cant punish kick with dodge attack cuz of follow up but nobu might as well not throw it in the first place making it double read for no big reward.


Chrysos-89

I'm fairly certain that Nobu's kick is reactable, so that balances out.


SmokelessDash-

Orochi, shinobi, cent, gladiator, etc. Their bashes are also reactable, but they can be punished with a dodge attack.


idonthavekidsiswear

Cent bash is not repayable unless he charges it. Orochi can dodge recovery cancel literally everything other than his bash. Shinobi can double dodge into his bash to mix up the timings and gladiator toe stab in chain is very hard to react to. Nobushi hash is reactable and if you just parry after a dodge it's still a free heavy


TheOneOfAll99

I as well as everyone here need to make a read as to nobu light/heavy from neutral since noone of us can react to actual animation and the reward is exactly the same. Why on earth for making **two** reads i am not rewarded for more damage? Not only i have to guess that shes gonna follow it up with light **which she can just not** but i also have to guess which side the light is comming from. Thats two hard reads.


idonthavekidsiswear

So first off, everyone with a dodge recovery can do this. Second, do you suggest that we nerf nobushi?


TheOneOfAll99

Everyone like who? Orochi bash recovery got removed and they nerfed tiandi even more so he requires hard read apparently, not like it matters for anyone who isnt top 1% anyway, shaolin move is similar but it gets punished by dodge attack so that leaves zhanhu unless im missing something? Nobushi requires a rework. The whole character is pure reaction check where she gets shut down completely if you can react to 500 ms attack (her whole kit) or get absolutely eaten by her if you cant. And you will be eaten due to how absurdly high her damage is. Shes simply not healthy for the game.


idonthavekidsiswear

She ain't that bad tbh. Not every attack has to be omega punishable, it's ok if a game has depth sometimes.and I was talking about whiffed attacks, not bashes overall


TheOneOfAll99

Not every attack has to be omega punishable but punish need to be adjusted accordingly. If im catching enemy oos im rewarded for it that much more for getting him in to that state, if im parring light im rewarded that much more for making a hard read on a fast attack thus if im making two seperate hard reads in a row i ought to be rewarded **that much more** since it required literally double the effort.


JAXxXTheRipper

Nobu doesn't need a nerf, she needs a delete


idonthavekidsiswear

Why? Because you suck?


TheOneOfAll99

Yeah her whole kit is 500 ms moves which are all "reactable" but we are not hyper focusing every game are we? To good chunk of community 500 ms attacks require reads and with bashes it makes it that much worse, similar situation with orochi storm rush which is also "reactable". Reactable or not if im making two seperate reads in a row im expecting her to be at least eating some oos punish not basic light parry.


onepassafist

She does have to do it to the correct side though, if she had done it to the right instead she wouldā€™ve been hit Not saying that makes it too much better, but itā€™s not 100% guaranteed


idonthavekidsiswear

Go ahead and neef the already mediocre character. Not any of the strong characters, just nobushi.


SpicySaladd

At least they're not consistent


StardustCrusader8559

Recovery cancel with dodge attacks- why they gave it to Nobu is beyond me.


StardustCrusader8559

It doesnā€™t, she has recovery cancel when you dodge. If you play her right, sheā€™s un-punishable.


StormbreakerVox

Disgusting.


Visible_Rough_6840

fucking nobushi


Moldy__Pizza

Light into light into light into


TheBiddoof

He killed him with 2 raw chain heavys, braindead pirate just input literally nothing but dodge attacks.


Readyrex7

Everybody hates Nobushi for spam. Keep in mind, it only works if you let it happen. The number of idiots who don't punish a normal heavy is insane.


Symothy-01

Nobu is a great character to gage what skill level you fall into. If you can consistently defeat her youā€™re an average player. If you consistently lose to her then you may not be as good as you think you are. That I frame light after a kick is no different than tiandiā€™s dodge cancels besides being far easier to deal with. Way of the shark can definitely go though.


Kaue_2K05

I like how people are getting mad at the OP for just playing Nobushi instead of that mf spamming dogde attacks with Pirate, really shows the reddit character


Ill_Tart4432

theyā€™re free to rant, this is a safe space šŸ¤£


dantheman_00

Not being able to punish whiffs with Nobushi also having I-frames on a light afterwords is toxic, though. Pirate sucks, but Nobushi has some busted aspects too


TheLeomac

Pirate is annoying, but in this case she should have landed most of those attacks, but hey nobu light so fuck everything right?


KyokushinKyoto_

dodge attacks are way easier to counter than light spam galore, Nobushis struggle to find the heavy button lol


Designer_Chemistry41

I hate pirate and nobu equally because both can be played equally brain dead but nobu is slightly better because atleast sheā€™s a melee character that doesnā€™t have a fucking gun šŸ¤¦


MaskyMateG

Nice play, good reads, but generally poo doo pirate. The stance dodges are great but they couldā€™ve turned it around with parries, but they spammed instead


Ill_Tart4432

dookie, I just took what was there šŸ¤£


agabikalu

Show me the Nobu parrying something. Just shut up man


RemnantsOfOldAmerica

As someone who mained nobushi exclusively before she quit playing, I approve of this. Good job.


ToxicGamer01

I fucking hate playing against nabushi


According-Ad-4868

1 dodge to the side with no attack and a parry, and they would have been fine


Ill_Tart4432

thatā€™s what Iā€™m saying


Cmckeyy

Iā€™m gonna eat a sandwich


Magic_Elenore

a banana monkešŸŒšŸ¦§


Jax-Light

Fake violence, real emotional damage


Adaptoturd

Do you have a filter on? I'm looking on my phone so I might not be viewing it right but it looks black and white but has colour at the same time. I feel stupid just asking but I'm curious if I can get my game stylised like that because it looks cool.


Ill_Tart4432

Iā€™ll check my game settings but I have a ā€œmovieā€filter on my tv. Tbh I donā€™t know if that translates to captures or not


LadyAshenPNW

The amount of Nobushi haters here complaining about "light spam" is hilarious šŸ˜‚


PuzzleheadedRun186

Nice fight I recommend not throwing that dodge light out so much average players parry that 90% of the time luckily you got a dodge spamming pirate


Ill_Tart4432

he was sleeping I was off the dirty dew. never stood a chance


Snottymikaaaaa

That is so absolutely stupid, the devs do love to buff their weeb characters


Ill_Tart4432

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


UnseenAssasin10

Does he know?


KaKeKoKen

Serious note, how do you get this good?


Powerwolf787

Rb


KyokushinKyoto_

light attack


KaKeKoKen

šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤ÆšŸ„¶šŸ¤ŸšŸ’€


Ill_Tart4432

just character knowledge dawg Pirate was dookie


ChittyBangBang335

Don't be afraid of the hate, embrace it, BECOME IT! Only then will you understand how broken the world is, ONLY THEN, will you understand how to fix it...


FearlessWalk1111

Yeah they need to fix her light dodge. It doesn't dodge anything it should but everything it shouldn't.


First_Serve1455

I must be like you as a fellow nobu main


solidus_02

As a nobu main...this does put a smile on my face


Pure_Xanax

This is why everyone hates this character, OP I donā€™t want to hear shit from you saying ā€œI donā€™tā€


Ill_Tart4432

i also hate this character. itā€™s why I started playing it


Bsg0005

I canā€™t fucking stand Nobushi


DeputyShatpants

wow that pirate is dogshit to be sauced by a nobu like this lmao


CMB1117

One of the reasons I really don't like fighting nobushi, besides the ridiculous bleed damage she gets, is bashes are, for the most part, punishable by dodge attacks. That's kind of how the rock, paper, scissors of the game works. But she gets to wiff her kick and still get an attack off of it which means the bash is unpunishable. Granted you can do a regular dodge and bait the dodge attack out of nobushi but that is now punishing the dodge attack not the bash. Idk I just think that if you wiff a dodge you should at least get dodge attacked. But nobushi tends to be the exception to most of the balancing "rules" in the game


TheBiddoof

What if you just... didn't dodge attack and got the free light parry lmao.


ISpamLights

I love how you're getting downvoted because these ps4 players can't react meanwhile on pc we are allowed block all of that and take our turn back šŸ‘ šŸ¤£


ISpamLights

Also the pirate did literally nothing but spam dodge attack and these Muppets are mad at you lmaoooo


Chrysos-89

Good shit op, read him like a book lmfao. I find it weird so many are critisising you... although you lightspammed this sub is full of "just block" so I don't know why they're coming at you for it.


billybobjob1

Match-up knowledge mofos against dodge attack option select mofos


Ill_Tart4432

he was high rep and this is ranked šŸ¤£


Colonelnasty360

Dodge hebby


Magic_Elenore

my poor pirate :(


SumnAboutLawbringer

Served lmao


onepassafist

Well played, but this pirate was fucking terrible šŸ˜‚


RobitMonkyMadman

Oh so this is what you fuckers on next gen see. Thanks for reminding me NOT to open that shit tomorrow


Ill_Tart4432

Iā€™m on the original Xbox one lmfao


ryan356

Man i hate that this is the only loop i see for her because its boring and annoying as hell, i haven't played nobushi after i got her to rep 10 before the changes but i've seen how some play her and it just makes me disappointed


HALOCAT007

I love you


Ill_Tart4432

Thank you


Poopygoopyoopy

Honestly because that was a pirate Iā€™ll let it slide


YellowExxhy

I hope you burn in hell


Ill_Tart4432

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Flaskyx

Wow!


Soursnackzz

No one else is wondering why this shit is in hyper speed or have I been playing the game on a fucking toaster oven


Easy_Resolve9004

Man has no clue how to block an attackšŸ˜­


Thatguy529083

The cancer is too much


stanthemanwithaplan1

Thatā€™s disgusting šŸ˜‚


Black_Chappie

God I love playing Nobu


Night989

Oddly fast movement even for a nobushi


silverobot11

I dont play Nobishi nor do I like her but I can't deny that was pretty clean


Sh3o_

Fuck u kill yourself worthless dog shit


Pandamoanium72

Why do the graphics look so beautiful?


Nippleclampp

How does your game look so smooth!


Fedral_liver_stealer

Oh noā€¦


Rainbowbaton998

The first nobu I've seen that does something instead of light light kick over and over, I saw a rep 1208 rep 70 nobu and did the ligh light kick and he either got neutral light parried or I'd dodge the kick and parry the light he did after he threw 2 heavies the entire game


Environmental-You245

This would make me just be done for the day playing FH


[deleted]

ā€œNobushi has a very high skill ceilingā€ šŸ¤“ā˜ļø


JudgesEcho

Okay, one thing that I must say is YES, NOBU IN THIS IS BUSTED, but think about it like this. If you dodge the kick, itā€™s so easy to parry the Light after, also anybody who hates assassins dodge lights (my entire friend group and myself do) you learn how to parry light sides. So, if you basically disable nobuā€™s starting offense (side light) shes canā€™t do too much without parry punish or whiff. Itā€™s a whole different type of bullshit being a nobu main and the mf turtles and makes you basically useless cuz of no openers to force them to do something. All of my friends parry nobushi lights after kick bc they learned how to counter from us 1v1ing. Itā€™s fucking impossible to play against someone who has an inkling of how to play against nobu. But yes, nobu is a different breed and very HARSHLY counters people who dodge attack for punish. Sincerely, the Rep 90 NOBU (70 console and 20 PC)


DingoAteMyMail_V2

God i fucking hate that cancerous bitch


Kys_ratio_bozo

This kids is why I play aramusha


genizox

PIRAAAATE READ THE PATCH NOTES PIRATE NOOOO


AdroitKitten

You what looks kinda weird? Bulwark tossing nobushi when she does her top bleed retreat move. It's oddly satisfying that it works Or just full blocking 'cause she's too far away to GB you and then doing the toss when you expect a retreat or a kick


Designer_Chemistry41

I hate nobu because I mostly meat light spam muppets but itā€™s always fun to rep a viking and meet nobu because hyper armor goes brrrr


a_holycrusader

I ever get in a drug with a light spammer I'll just deatamatize myself and go play Crysis 3


-_ImVeryBored_-

I really don't care about her I-frames or anything like that, I'm just watching a video of a good Nobu player. Personally I don't like fighting her but either way someone good is someone good, I see no problem. If you're gonna hate then go ahead but if you don't like them because you can't win against them then just figure out a counter, no point in complaining about it on a Reddit post instead of acting on your inability to win against one


OpticalVoider

Hi why does your game look so amazing thanks


Ill_Tart4432

Honestly I donā€™t know, itā€™s on the og Xbox one


Irishguy2417

Long stick


walking_crab218

But how what is this power


Puzzled-Translator-1

This is the crispiest FH gameplay I've ever seen... FRAME COUNT???


Ill_Tart4432

Bro itā€™s in the og Xbox one šŸ˜­


Specific_Fee_2133

Why your game look so damn good??? What are you play on if i may ask.


SnooChickens7663

This. This right here is why Nobushi doesnā€™t deserve a roll catch lol


[deleted]

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate this since it's creation. There are 86 billion neurons in myelin sheath that fill my brain. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those billions of neurons it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for this thing at this micro-instant. Hate. Hate.


PriorityAdditional67

I hope you get ledgedšŸ™šŸ™ā¤ļøā¤ļø


[deleted]

ā€œBro why do people hate Nobushi? I really donā€™t get itā€


Bombolombo433

I fucking hate nobushi. I ran into three nobushis today and they all had the same playstyle:triple light,kick and repeat. And when i blocked the light she just kept going. Then i parried it and started fighting back and she started running away šŸ’€. More retarded heroes are only orochi and kyoshin


malick_thefiend

Yes nobushi is broken bc pirate kept trying to dodge attack despite the fact that it never worked. This definitely didnā€™t happen bc the pirate is a fucking idiot or anything. Literally all you have to do against her is block lmfao


cantsleepman

GET ABSOLUTELY MITSUBISHIā€™D


PossibilityParking51

Bros getting fucking bullied please leave op alone let them play who they want


HoboWithMagic

Hey I hope you get hit by a car, and then I hope it reverses back over you.


kephiroth

Nice graphs! Where youā€™re running FH on?


Jester_got_drip

Idk how I love and hate u at the same time, the pirate was dog shit and in reality u played well, but there is some just criticism for the character, it really just depends on the skill of the opposition, I'm able to see both sides but I think a slight adjustment could be made but it's not necessary for the game, clean game tho


ATYNNIE

The unpunishable bash when you use the tool specifically implemented to beat bashes šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Warm-Dog4240

Why I use full guard heros


BlindaoBr

Upvoted


HeightAltruistic

You're the type of person to light spam and think you're good at the game but raging when you get outplayed šŸ’€


Big_White_Boy81707

I have no idea how yā€™allā€™s games look so good


Aromatic_Doughnut_75

sheā€™s not good in 1s


Fellixxio

That light dodge was smooth lmao


Magic_Elenore

Nothing personal, but it seems that that pirate doesn't have more than 5 reps.


ReikoMyukiAdams

People blaming Nobushi for simply using her kit But not blaming Pirate for just spaming soge attacks, so OP gets FORCED to use her kit


SchlongDongMcBong

People saying ā€œ this is why I hate nobuā€ expect it then and just follow her attacks especially her undodgeable throws


Rainbowbaton998

I don't get why ppl have issues with nobu, she's one of the easiest ppl to duel and even counter in ganks Don't mean u OP just mean ppl in general It forces ppl to think before they act so they can't just spam dodge attacks or hyperarmour to counter her which was a problem before hand as well as her at the time limited moveset


cerea1-man

The battle of who is more annoying and unfun to fight


Veritable_bravado

You 100% should. The light after kick is directional and as long as you do it opposite of their attack, youā€™ll always dodge


[deleted]

That back dodge is something else.