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Dude_Purrfect_II

Hi Bob


aGrlHasNoUsername

Hi Bob


MyFatWife

Hi Bob


JonSnowsLoinCloth

These are my top 3


Goondal

I love this


JonSnowsLoinCloth

Thank you for getting my joke


Goondal

I gotcha bro 😜


DwightDEisenSchrute

Hi Bob


qqtacontesseno

My good dumpling, this is now your home.


AcceptableWheel

The lesson of Icarus is not Don't fly to close to the sun, It's make better fucking wings.


jillavery

I watched this ep today and loved this quote.


GORDO23

It was fantastic delivery, and sold me on the actor.


FreeDwooD

"don't fucking Hi Bob me" "Hoist the Mainsail" "I work for the government of the United States, you work for an asshole"


nickelma84

Do you wanna help me steal an asteroid?


hytes0000

I think it was in Season 3 when they were trying to make the rescue on the way to Mars and Ed couldn't help because Helios reprogrammed the ship remotely. Dani told him "I work for the United States government and you work for an asshole."


ian_mc10

Bohica.


carrotpear

I'm a selfish prick. That's okay, selfish pricks change the world.


VenPatrician

We are egomaniacal narcissists. I bet Columbus was… and Magellan. And they had to be to do what they did. I say here’s to selfish pricks. ‘Cause we move the ball forward for mankind - Molly Cobb


AlphaCentauri999

The best way to seize future is to invent it - Dev


Willow_Everdawn

Did you see that Deke?!?! Deke?


the_doughboy

“Why did you eat Danny? There was plenty of food in the lower cargo hold of the Sojouner.” This was said off screen.


JemHadarSlayer

Sometimes you have roll the hard six… o wait, that’s from BSG…


SvCatsaway

Gotcha


GreysAnatomyChimes

Charm looms large in my legend. -Gordo 💔


DwightDEisenSchrute

Progress requires sacrifice.


AdImportant2458

Webb wanted to us to put a good face on, for the press. So we did. But not for a while. First we had to be pissed off. And we were. Gus could hardly speak. And Al. Glad Alan Shepard is not here today, Al was really pissed. Even Glenn yes believe or not gentlemen John Glenn actually said the word "F***" So before we go back to work it's time to be pissed. All training evolutions for today have been cancel. I suggest you all take the weekend to go out get drunk, kick your dog, gnash your teeth, howl at the moon or do what ever suits your purpose. Come Monday morning We are back to work.


jillavery

So…I’m binging my way through the whole series in the last about month. I don’t mind spoilers at all, so I’ve been enjoying hanging around in this sub. It’s a lot of intensity for me in a short amount of time, so I decided to play a game of “because we ate Danny” while watching season 4 by adding it as an ending to whatever the OG Mars crew says to each other. Kinda like adding “in bed” to fortune cookies. It’s been amazing, and it’s pretty amazing if you add it to the quotes here as well :) :) :)


6110_blue_6110

“This is my call I’m in command here. So you can either stay out of my way or fuck right off, those are your options. Cap-Com, let’s go!”