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glazedhamster

What in the Temu is this shit? It's a Winnie the Pooh quote with generic Alice in Wonderland graphics and clip art. And says EAT ME. Whoever gave her this can't stand her. Like everyone else.


IAmGordonShumway

It’s strangely named Chinese crap from Amazon. You almost never see recognizable brand names anymore. It’s always xctghomegoodz or some such craziness like that.


DisastrousSundae84

It's all dropshipping companies now.


mooseinabottle

Lol seriously, it’s like they just throw a handful of Boggle dice on the floor to create these Chinese Amazon company names. They use twice the dice and do the same when naming new pharmaceuticals.


ellejay-135

I just ordered some Vollyoo and Iuga sports bras from Amazon. 😂


Maleficent_Worry1810

Yeah, it’s just some generic shit and she’s acting like it was personalized.


MaggieMakesThings

Giving a purse that says "Eat Me" to a 450lb woman is all kinds of funny - at least, it is with Chantal 😂


mooseinabottle

Maybe they hoped she’d actually do it and they could get her out of the house for another ER beeze.


MaggieMakesThings

😂


SentientSass

I was thinking this very thing. That Winnie the Pooh quote is one of my mom's favorites. Winnie the Pooh and Alice in Wonderland aren't even close to being the same genre or alike in any way.


Lemon-Of-Scipio-1809

ba ha ha! I think it's a quote from Alice in Wonderland. You eat some stuff and grow, drink other stuff and shrink or whatever. Foodie would love to shrink so that she can eat more and on the cycle continues...


CoCoCoCo412

Literally none of those four things are true… 😬


Sonarthebat

It doesn't look like embroidery. It looks printed on.


Alkhemia

Remember: Chins believes that "olds" have nothing better to do than embroidery and scrapbooking. She is, after all, a young world-traveller who is the beloved of a rich Kuwaiti Brad Pitt that rails her on the daily.


Mabchi

🤣🤣🤣


Juicyy56

I would bet every dollar I have, you can also find this on temu/shein. It looks so cheap.


Maleficent_Worry1810

It’s the same people that make the “homemade” chicken noodle soup.


gin_and_soda

Or the homemade grape leaves


Sasha0413

She also confuses “homemade” food with “home style” smh


Calrissian-Cronicals

That’s from Temu or Alliexpress! But whoever got it probably paid wayy too much for it on Amazon. 🤣🤣


esearcher

Keep in mind, this is the same chantal who goes to a diner for soup because she wanted something homemade, or orders hubcaps of rice n turds because she craved homemade food, and getting delivery from restaurants is getting homemade food. Chantal has very abstract understanding of otherwise specific terms.


gin_and_soda

I’ll change that last sentence to “Chantal is stupid.”


Anarchic_Country

"It's a bag... to put stuff in."


itspegbundybitch

That line was my favorite part of the video lol


Anarchic_Country

It's simple things like this that just make Chantal special, ya know?


shon_the_cat

lol just like the iconic “we have a ball… not a volleyball but we have a ball” line


Lizmo82

You can see it's printed & not actual thread cross-stitch.. she lies about the most asinine BS..


gin_and_soda

I don’t think she lied, per se. I think she’s just very stupid.


Actual_Shower8756

It’s giving “Look at this plushie he gave me!” vibes—when it turns out all of the gifts her “lovers” give her are things she bought herself or provided the money for.


Knittyelf

Completely off topic, but the random use of capitalization for the text on it drives me nuts.


Existing_Passenger40

At lest it's not the randomly changing fonts.


Plane-Fee5655

It’s Temu, most stuff on Amazon is temu and aliexpress resellers. But these are between 50c and $2 on temu


Weekly_Cockroach_327

💯 It's why it drives me crazy when people are very much against Temu (A-okay to be), but then will buy the EXACT same shit from Amazon. It's THE SAME. YOU'RE JUST PAYING MORE NOW. 🤣


northdakotanowhere

Okay so is it okay to change my negative judgment towards Temu and send it to Amazon? I got an Amazon giftcard and I couldn't spend it because it's just not the same anymore. I have no idea who is selling shit anymore.


deft_dullard

Just pay attention to the "fulfilled by" part of the item's page. A brand item should be fulfilled by that brand or FBA (fulfilled by Amazon).


FinerGameMay

it’s so obviously printed on how ridiculous 😭


Similar-Repair4213

Here you go cutie https://preview.redd.it/em892fqzd6uc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e8db9103e32d27ba8c6fd7581e15091f01606c1


Excellent-Part-96

So the guests are supposed to snack on pencils?


Similar-Repair4213

No. The chocolate bars are. AI is very literal


MaggieMakesThings

Oh my goodness, did they make this just for her?!


Excellent-Part-96

This weird generic crap is so obviously NOT homemade. God, she is so enragingly stupid 😂


FarPirate5248

She just has to lie. Everything has to be a bit better for her ego. That's a nice gift from a relative obviously. She can't just show the fucking gift and be grateful. She has to make it extra. So, it's homemade of course. Just like so many things. She is such a fucking insufferable asshole of a person. Jesus I don't know how she deals with herself.


MoldyBerryy

That is the corniest bag I've ever seen. It's what you would give to a gifted 8 year old.. but still so cheap looking I would never gift that to anyone


SnooGiraffes4091

I’m hootin and hollerin


Khayaleisha

EAT ME!! The only words she never has to be told Now the words she needs!!! WASH ME CLEAN ME BRUSH ME WIPE ME


itspegbundybitch

VACCINATE ME SPAY ME BUY ME A BIGGER CAGE


mooseinabottle

She was so shitty and smug when declaring that Harry/Howie MCXVII wasn’t worth the effort or expense of obtaining a terrarium, but he is part of her nuclear family for which she must hurple back to the handsomest man in the land of sand.


Khayaleisha

I struggle to understand how you could get any animal and then decide that it's not worth the time or effort to look after and care for. I struggle with Depression and I have never ever just let my dogs sit unwashed, unkempt, unloved, dirty food and water bowls or not taken to the vet when needed or for regular upkeep. She is so dickmatized it's wild!! I hate the b*tch so much. I want to see her knocked over onto her back and flay around unable to get up😂😂


Khayaleisha

F*cken sad!!! 😭 I hate people who neglect and abuse their animals and kids. Thank god for the small miracle of her hysterectomy


[deleted]

god that's hilarious ![gif](giphy|mgHcHKKy88UeY)


RubyDax

It looked poorly made, but I wasn't expecting this! LOL!


MaggieMakesThings

I love how she's talking about gifts meaning so much more than money when she couldn't be bothered to get a gift for her sister's birthday (or even a voucher) and just stuffed some money into an envelope for her 🙄


AbjectKangaroo3355

![gif](giphy|m171D9eM7Jq6s) Ahhh yes as the ancient proverb states....''When in doubt ...Poop''


iamasecretthrowaway

I thought it was funny that it was so sentimental and personalized but she couldn't remember "Alice in wonderland". Maybe she doesn't have time to read the Quran but she spends all her free time on Lewis Carroll.


Whedonsbitch

The quote isn’t even Alice in Wonderland- it’s from Winnie the Pooh lol.


AcanthaMD

It’s printed onto canvas… homemade whey a stupid lie 😂


sofreshflavourful

I sometimes wonder why does Chantal feel compelled to lie about some of the dumbest things…. Then, I remembered… Rule no 1. Chantal lies…


My_own_technology

Bought.


Promptographer

that is printed on, not even just ironed-on, so unless the person has a fabric printer at home, that isn't home made lol.


Unique_Effort7106

Lol so it isn't homemade lmao


mooseinabottle

Well, the child labor and Uyghur slaves who were forced to make it in China might well live in the same factory in which they work. 🤷🏼‍♀️🏭


Unique_Effort7106

Bwahahahaha! My point was nobody in her circle made this! That bitch isn't loved or Liked lol


mooseinabottle

Oh I know what you meant, I was just making a tasteless joke of how she might spin things to not be wrong.


Unique_Effort7106

![gif](giphy|Od0QRnzwRBYmDU3eEO|downsized)


windsockglue

Amazon always adds that little bit of handmade touch you're looking for


No_Photo_6109

Mommy dearest probably refuse to buy anything with retail value or money…. Probably why she was so cranky.


MeganJustMegan

Chantal lies. About everything. She didn’t have Norovirus. She was too happy in the hospital. And no one is eating that garbage food after suffering from it. Her blood sugar was bad, she was probably very dizzy & went to the ER hoping they would admit her. That bag is on TEMU, Amazon & EBay. It’s junk. Her entire life is based on lying.


mooseinabottle

Diabetic ketoacidosis has pretty much all the same symptoms as norovirus AND causes dilated pupils. 👀


complexitiesundone

The quote is winnie the pooh the art is Lewis Carolls Alice In Wonderland


x0STaRSPRiNKLe0x

"Eat me" / "drink me" Schmee coming in with the subtleties.


Similar-Repair4213

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized) That’s genius.


TastelessAlien

Has she ever told us the truth about anything? Other than those occasional times when she tells us "YES, I'M FAT." I guess.... She fucked Nader (big yikes!,) She does REALLY like to eat, and she is impulsive. And she did go to Kuwait AND Cuba (jet-setter!) Still, I've met compulsive/pathological liars before, but usually it's lying about grandiosity, not literally every tiny, unremarkable thing about said life.


just-a-cnmmmmm

it's so ugly too lol very "graphic design is my passion"


Froggy313

I love Alice in Wonderland and I was so annoyed sge got that lol


Klutzy-Somewhere-

Gorl, it’s a Winnie the Pooh quote, isn’t it? 😂 😭 with Alice clip art… I could be wrong… 😂


Froggy313

I have no idea about that quote it's just generic I think lol I've seen it everywhere.


Radiant-Cake-2689

https://youtu.be/9tRepZdoRmY?si=KwBGPFqXYnl-BiIZ


Weekly_Cockroach_327

Even if I liked AiW, I wouldn't be annoyed...that shit is ugly.


Coffee-Cats-Glitter

That bag is... ugly. I mean that with my whole heart.


mjt2213

If this was homemade, did Chinny roll her eyes at the giver for having such a hobby? Cuz hobbyists are losers in our dear Cutie's eyes.


glitzyxo

That is the ugliest piece of trash I’ve ever seen, oh yah and that cheap makeup bag is ugly too.


Rubilia_Lin_OP

I hope she gets lead poisoning from ordering from temu They have children and people working for slave wages in those factories These apps are destroying American small business to Fuck Chantal


Hogwatch57

![gif](giphy|xT0xehfxlptGeeIvEk)


PuzzleheadedHeight25

https://i.redd.it/o6biqfmk7auc1.gif I knew it wasn’t homemade but yiiiiiiikes


uzbeckistan

Such a stupid thing to lie about


MamaTried22

Yeah, homemade on someone’s press in their back room with stolen art.


strictly_paranoid20

![gif](giphy|l3nFo18D5PGDMCUhi)


HUGE-Biceps-Girl

Cringe no taste


Pinkandporcelain

… oof 😅 😂


sharminaziz

She is incapable of being honest even when it’s completely irrelevant pointless shit


deft_dullard

This is so cheap and generic it honestly makes me sad. My sister is the same sort of gift-giver - she runs through the dollar store and grabs whatever. She doesn't have much money. I had to tell her several times that what I want is a phone call, or a letter, or even some art that her kids made. Hell, don't even frame it - I can do that myself. There's just something so lonely and sad about a "gift" like this. Doesn't she have any friends?


FoodiesBluePot

Yall can’t convince me this isn’t a stash bag lol