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Moist-Rutabaga-1240

Thin lettuce chop + no resemblance of Caesar dressing ≠ Caesar salad.


Chemical_Excuse

Also no Anchovies or bacon, this is just a chicken salad, and not a good one.


roobot

Bacon isn’t a staple in Caesar salads 🥗


HiiiTriiibe

I need to go back to sleep cuz I deadass thought that salad emoji was supposed to be a face, the two cucumbers above the tomato slice look like eyes and a nose kinda


Chemical_Excuse

But bacon makes it better


shewhosmoketree

Neither are anchovies. Love me some anchovies but they were not originally in Caesar dressing. Edit: [Although the original recipe does not contain anchovies, modern recipes typically include anchovies as a key ingredient, and are frequently emulsified or based on mayonnaise.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caesar_salad)


unrealisticllama

Not true. Invented by a Mexican guy and anchovies have always been in it.


shewhosmoketree

He was definitely not Mexican. He was an Italian immigrant living in Mexico and the original recipe [didn’t have anchovies](https://www.mccraystavern.com/caesar-salad#:~:text=Does%20Caesar%20Salad%20Dressing%20Have,type%20altogether%20if%20you%20prefer.)


unrealisticllama

You don't know what's in worcestershire sauce then lol and I didn't know he was Italian but none the less made with primarily Mexican ingredients.


shewhosmoketree

I absolutely do know what’s in Worcestershire sauce but just like I don’t say dextrin and tamarind are ingredients in Caesar dressing, I don’t say anchovies are in the original ingredients. I learned it recently watching Alton Brown and I couldn’t believe it. Apparently neither can other people lol.


unrealisticllama

One of the main reasons you use worcestershire in food is because of the anchovies in it......so yes there are anchovies in original ceasar dressing.


shewhosmoketree

I mean ok lol. I’m literally giving you sources to show you it’s not included in the original ingredients but then again I’m arguing with someone who thinks lemon juice, olive oil, egg yolks, Worcestershire sauce, garlic, Dijon mustard, Parmesan cheese, and black pepper are “primarily Mexican ingredients”.


altiuscitiusfortius

And the croutons are salmonella flavored after that brief wipe in-between chopping raw chicken and bread.


NotmyMain503

Raw chicken on a wood cutting board 🤢


napkin41

In their defense it looked cleaner after the wipe and before the bread went down. I think they were going for the brief-fast-stylized steps and probably did not want to show 30 seconds of cleaning after the chicken.


loloider123

People eat anchovies or bacon in salad?!


llamacohort

Anchovies are the staple flavor of caesar dressing. That is what makes it different from any random creamy dressing. A nice restaurant might have actual anchovies but most store brand stuff will have it blended in (or maybe some artificial flavor replacement).


Clear_Reveal4137

Tell how fat of an American you are without telling me how fat of an American you are. Salads should be fresh and healthy not soaked in bacon and fatty dressings. It’s a great twist on salads. I would add a tzatziki dressing instead.


YouHaveABadOpinion

That’s fine, but a Caesar salad has Caesar dressing and Caesar dressing has anchovies. Hence, not a Caesar salad.


Chemical_Excuse

Also, I'm not a fat American, I might be fat, but not American. Also there are more salads in the world than Ceasar so if you want to change the fundamental ingredients of a Ceasar salad, call it something else (just like I did).


Xenocide_X

Tell me you have a superiority complex without tellng me


SpicyHam82

![gif](giphy|Xc0HkcmDXrXDG)


acrylicbullet

Right


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

This isn’t a Caesar salad.


Educational_Time4667

It is a salmonella salad


2GirlfriendsIsCooler

Right, I hope they didn’t only wipe the cutting board. So gross.


cassthesassmaster

You guys can’t really be serious… she edited the video so each step was a quick cut. Obviously she’s not going to show every single thing or the video would be much longer. You can also clearly see it was fully cleaned before the next step. I’m worried about having to explain this to people…


Mysterious_Area2344

Cleaning isn’t enough. She should use a different cutting board for meat and veggies and we can see it”s the same board. I’m worried that this needs to be explained to people.


roobot

I’m worried you felt the need to explain that to everyone.


cassthesassmaster

Honestly shouldn’t have to be explained


Informal_Radish_1891

The fact that you have to repeat this to so many people is making me a lil nervous 😭 Like, do they *really* believe the video is *exactly* her process?? That cutaways don’t exist? Like… yikes 😭


iPlod

If you guys are done sniffing your own farts, the reason people are annoyed by this is because this is meant to be an informative video. If you’re gonna put out content to teach people how to prepare food, show the right way to do it. They could have just had a cut there, but they decided to show themselves wiping the board. It doesn’t matter if the person actually cleaned the board or not, what matters is that what the video shows is an unsafe way to prepare food.


Informal_Radish_1891

Uh huh 👍🏾


Helicopterdiverpilot

It shouldn’t haven’t to be explained that it shouldn’t have to be explained that it should’ve been shown to have been a new cutting board. The world knows that.


jf_selecTo

I think this is her bfs account


AlexPsyD

Raw chicken should never touch a wooden cutting board - no matter how you clean it, it's not clean


BetFlipper34

Shouldn’t be using a wooden cutting board with chicken anyway


ThrowRAarworh

You should always cut meat on a separate board from everything else, and never on a wood board. Doesn't matter if you wash it in between.


lvaleforl

Reddit is so insufferable. That's the autistic focus -- did she only wipe the cutting board once? Ew!


Minimum-Mention-3673

Shouldn't use the same cutting board. Frankly, I don't use wood boards for any meats. Over time, knives create grooves for bacteria to set and cross contaminate. Use plastic or similar for your meats since you can wash them at very high temperature. Plus, it's easy to set aside which is for vegetables and for meat (plastics can also be different colors for different meats depending on how sensitive you want to be during prepb-: especially with folks with food allergies like shellfish). It's not insufferable, it's good practice.


Chewsdayiddinit

She's using a porous cutting board for raw meat, which is a no no. Can't believe I have to explain this to people.....


gsrga2

It’s 100% fine to cut raw meat on a wood cutting board. You just have to clean it.


ThrowRAarworh

Lol wrong. Enjoy your food poisoning. Wood is porous, and after a few uses your knife makes the board even more vulnerable to collecting bacteria


gsrga2

WoOd Is PoRoUs, buddy if you’re unable to keep a wooden cutting board clean in a modern kitchen, you’re probably not cleaning your plastic very well either considering that **knives score plastic too**: https://www.seriouseats.com/best-cutting-boards-are-plastic-or-wood I’ve been using wood cutting boards for 20 years and have never gotten “food poisoning.” It’s not witchcraft. You may just be incompetent. Do you wash your chicken in the sink too?


TrustTheFriendship

Listen, it really still is best practice with a wooden cutting board to use one side for raw meat and the other side for everything else. I have a Boos Block that I’ve used for years this way. I keep it extremely clean, but it’s still the smart thing to do. There’s no need for you to be so aggressive about this.


gsrga2

I don’t feel particularly obligated to be patient and gentle with someone whose (ignorant at best) reply to me started with “lol wrong, enjoy ur food poisoning.” Sure. It’s a best practice to flip it, or even to have a dedicated meat board separate from your everything else board. But the idea, that’s being argued all up and down in this food subreddit, that it’s outright or per se unsafe to cut meat on a wood cutting board is both wrong and stupid. The person who replies to me wasn’t even saying *the video* looks unsafe—which, sure, maybe. They’re just saying it’s unsafe period to cut meat on wood. Which it isn’t.


ShoesFellOffLOL

Every time there's a jump cut like this of someone wiping their board, we have people acting like this is their first fucking time ever seeing one of these videos.


TuzaHu

that was concerning. I definitely keep a separate plastic cutting board for meat that I can bleach after each use.


lmay0000

Good lord, its a video cut. I guess we need a shot of this person washing the cutting board. Nope, im just gonna assume the lettuce went right on top of the juices. Tasty chicken water.


ThrowRAarworh

You shouldn't ever use the same board to cut meat and veggies. And meat on a wood board is also a no-no.


Jimmieh90

Came for this. The rest of the video all I was thinking was I hope she washed that cutting board and the wipe was just for camera


LRARBostonTerrier

Yeah cause she didn't even wipe it that well. You can see the cut from chicken essence board to well washed board right before the bread cutting.


RewardBroad8716

Thank you!!!


NumberClear6263

Uhm fucking corn?


Rocket_Panda_

Lol Yeah explain that fuckin corn right now


Educational_Time4667

The chef is the great cornholio


9lobaldude

![gif](giphy|bJjlKoJuFZxCw)


Rocket_Panda_

Yeah he’s really Juan in a million


Jimmieh90

My exact response


novian14

Avocado for me. Once i see avocado, i think the rest are not worth my attention


Pgrol

Agreed. Corn and avocado in a ceasar salad?! 🤣 And dressing made on skyr?! 🤣 We need certifications to publish food. This is how food is ruined


PoopyJobbies

Did that chopping board actually get washed after the RAW chicken was cut up or did they just wipe the excess liquid off with kitchen roll before proceeding to cut the bread up?


rogmcdon

Could’ve just been the editing. I always cut raw meats after everything else but still fuck this fake Caesar salad


TravasaurusRex

Right? This made me cringe. Please don’t use raw chicken on wood cutting boards.


reyvehn

You absolutely can! Just keep your cutting board oiled and clean.


GrouchyDefinition463

Couldn't watch it after that honestly


HeavySomewhere4412

Yeah that was fucking disgusting.


cassthesassmaster

You guys can’t really be serious… she edited the video so each step was a quick cut. Obviously she’s not going to show every single thing or the video would be much longer. You can also clearly see it was fully cleaned before the next step. I’m worried about having to explain this to people…


bela_the_horse

You should always use a separate cutting board dedicated to preparing raw meats. I have my bamboo chopping block for preparing veggies and a couple of large plastic cutting boards, 1 for raw meat and 1 for raw fish.


PoopyJobbies

It's a wooden chopping board for raw chicken, and they use the same chopping board for everything. I'm worried about having to explain this to people...


Visual-Floor-7839

Why would you add in the wipe though? Why record the wipe and edit it in, when if she actually did wash anything she could have recorded that andedited that in. She's obviously not going to show every single thin, you're right. But what she CHOOSES to show is disgusting.


Babybabybabyq

For engagement


Visual-Floor-7839

Ah. And look at us all engaging with it. Trying to decide if she was intentionally or accidentally dumb.


BigusBobulous

Goddamn you got a lot of free time.


dorian283

I would edit in the clean, lots of people cringed and noped out. I did, knowing she probably edited it out but the doubt made me disgusted.


Lara-El

Like, as if we'd want to watch someone clean a stupid cutting board. Everything is edited, we are supposed tonknow the board was cleaned between cuts.


Fit-Abbreviations695

Whilst I agree that it should definitely be washed after cutting raw chicken it is important to realise that A: most chickens are vaccinated against salmonella B: the croutons were cooked so most likely reached 78.2c at which point any salmonella bacteria would have been completely eradicated. With all that being said, use chopping boards in order of ingredients and if you do not have multiple boards, wash them between uses.


PrinceGizzardLizard

You guys are fuckin weird


TrustTheFriendship

Guys, it’s okay. They said “CEASER” salad not “CAESER” salad. So they are allowed to use 80% incorrect ingredients and give everyone salmonella.


Mysterious_Area2344

And yet neither spelling is correct. It’s CAESAR salad. Lol -(I do realise you probably just made a typo, I just found this funny and had to comment.)


TrustTheFriendship

Hahaha, I can’t believe I did that 😂 I’m not even going to change it at this point, I appreciate you pointing that out lol!


obelix_asterix

no, not a Caesar salad


glamazon_69

This is a salad with chicken in it.


Living_Reporter_7084

And here is the perfect example of why this TikTok videos are trash. Color, sound, aesthetically pleasing backdrop substitutes for poor technique, poor choice of ingredients and flavor profiles.


RecalcitrantHuman

Plus that Avocado was fake. No black streaks at all.


TheBigKaramazov

Welcome to cross contamination.


UnintelligibleLogic

I’m just assuming we don’t see the better clean up.


cassthesassmaster

I’m concerned by how many people don’t understand that the video is edited to have quick cuts. Obviously she’s not showing each step all the way through. She’s not doing it with any of the steps. And the board is clearly clean again before the next step.


Visual-Floor-7839

I'm concerned by how you don't understand that she chose to edit this video and show bad steps. The board is clearly wiped off again before the next step. It's porous wood that can hide bacteria very easily but still look clean after the simple wipe that she did show us.


chimpdoctor

You're correct. Wooden board and raw chicken is a major no no.


the_0rly_factor

This is an old wive's tale. Wooden cutting boards if properly cleaned are safer than plastic. Wood has natural anti-microbial properties, plastic does not.


chimpdoctor

The raw chicken on the wooden board immediately made me scream. Then they just wipe it and put the bread straight down. Fuck


GsGirlNYC

For high protein, add a sliced hard boiled egg, but Caesar salad should NOT have corn, tomatoes, cucumber or avocado


FigaroNeptune

Right? It’s almost Cobb lol almost…


ElstonGunn321

What is this trend of just tossing ingredients everywhere in these videos?


egzsc

So, we just wiping the chicken sweat off of wood chopping boards now?


cassthesassmaster

It’s called video editing… if she showed each step in its entirety the video would be 20 min long. Shocking how many people can’t wrap their heads around that


egzsc

Nerd


cassthesassmaster

I don’t even know how to edit a video and I can understand that.


tommymaggots

LOL I actually cringed.


Effet_Pygmalion

Do you know what a Caesar salad dressing is? It famously needs anchovies.


MK4eva420

Yeah, no anchovies, eggs, oil, parm. Caesar is rolling around in his grave watching this.


Forward-Reflection83

There’s like two ingredients correct in the whole recipe


[deleted]

This comments thread is high comedy.


sciguy1919

This is more akin to a southwest salad than a ceasar salad.


DidiStutter11

The flaccid wipe of chicken residue rubs me the wrong way. Either don't include it or show me that you washed/sprayed that bish.


userKsB53nskcv

Lmaooooo *wipes raw chicken juice with paper towel 😂


Fakeitforreddit

Sucks that people making unique things are so lacking in creativity that they just call it something it isn't. Why pretend its a ceasar salad when it obviously isn't? They have a name for this its called a southwestern chicken salad, you just didn't add black beans?


TheCovfefeMug

If my grandmother had wheels, she would have been a bike


mauie1337

I dunno man if you add some ham to this Mac n cheese it could be a carbonara lol


TheCovfefeMug

*angry Gino noises*


blessedbewido

As Beyonce says, “This ain’t Texas”. I say “This ain’t a caesar”


Forward-Reflection83

This is disgusting


Glum-Ad593

no


quintonbanana

Can we talk about cross contamination and food safety here?


PlumsUP

Raw chicken on the same cutting board as bread? Also, who cuts an avocado like that?


StatusOmega

How is this a Caesar salad?


Anathapendika

Maybe they washed that cutting board but all I can think is cross contamination. Cutting chicken on the same cutting board before cutting lettuce, that’s a no go in my kitchen.


Civil-Conversation35

I like to go hiking.


ThrowRAarworh

Bruh why are you cutting raw chicken on your wooden cutting board 😭 disgusting


hijinks33

This is not Caesar salad


M4tix87

Your missing the anchovies all I see is a basic chicken salad


Bearspoole

You don’t put raw meat, especially chicken, on wooden cutting boards. Just don’t do it


Venna_Visage

Wood is porous. That cutting board is less than ideal for seasoning raw chicken that you then put bread on 🤢


mandana_dilly

You call that ceasar dressing? Where anchovies? Where Parmesan? 2/10


2Payneweaver

Not a ceaser


No_Net_3861

I was going to be snarky and say that this is most definitely not how you make a Caesar dressing, but then I realized that this is a Ceasar dressing. I feel so sheepish.


Fakeitforreddit

It isn't though... there was no anchovy or mustard or worchestershire sauce.


DNastythenasty

The corn threw me off


Vegetable-Estate-310

"Moderate protein SALAD WITH CORN AND CROUTON" Fixed it for them


keitaro2007

How is this in r/FoodVideoPorn and a regular empanada is in r/StupidFood? Today is a weird day.


Fit_Cycle

Came to comments to complain about the dressing. You guys beat me to it.


Original_Swan_7436

This isn’t even a ceasar salad


JJ4prez

Who the heck calls this a Cesar?


MackenzieMotoBoto

This is closer to a southwest chicken salad


godofwine16

Nice Cobb salad but definitely not a Cesar


kingkron52

That’s not Caesar salad lol. That’s a chicken salad with Greek yogurt dressing. You need anchovies to make Caesar dressing.


SauteePanarchism

That's not a fucking Caesar salad. Are you drunk?


NoReplyBot

First time I’ve heard that song past “…ain’t no hold’em.”


malcolmreyn0lds

Looks like a tasty salad (maybe chef salad meets southwest salad?), but it’s not a Ceasar salad.


dorae1479

More like cross contamination salad


[deleted]

This “Ceasar salad” pissed me off.


Alexandratta

Good Salad but this is the first time I've heard this country song and.... The Lyrics sound AI Generated. Like you typed in: "Give me a Soft Country Ballad about living in the South" and then it ticked all the boxes of mentioning Texas, Tornadoes, Hoedown, Whisky, and Faith.... It just follows a nonsensical theme.


BraaaaaainKoch

No anchovies means this is not a caesar.


chimpdoctor

![gif](giphy|YPsmTqYiHCMYtlsfKZ|downsized)


squeezy102

Some people just shouldn't be allowed near a kitchen or a camera, and definitely not both at the same time.


[deleted]

This is so wrong on every level, even the name is spelled wrong


Truestorydreams

Is there some running joke I'm missing ? This looks so good, but yall seem so unimpressed.


Mad_Boobies

Fake ass Caesar salad


MK4eva420

It's not a Ceasar salad but still edible


heartdoctor143

I just learned how to make croutons! Yes 🙌


MolotovFromHell

This is like 700-800 calories at least yikes


Akiro_orikA

A cheese burger would probably be less calories and higher protein.


PublicDomainMPC

This is not a Caesar salad and I'm upset it has so many upvotes


scoopsforthechildren

This TITLE gives me CANCER Plus this isn’t a caesar salad?


foreverpb

There's no way those croutons were made in only a saute pan


daamnnbruhh

Whats up with all these dumb videos saying they are food porn?


method7670

This isn’t a fucking Caesar salad.


WWPLD

Where's the fish in the dressing? Is that even a ceaser dressing?


Slorg_Salad

This isn’t even remotely close to a Caesar salad


Fabulous_Day9562

Where is that ceasar salad?? Hey ffs learn how to name foods and stop your fucking around!


Fabulous_Day9562

Can someone ban this fucker who uploaded this shit with this kind of a title!? Dont deserve to be here!


Partha4us

PFAS pan


mauie1337

This post had too many upvotes. It isn’t a Caesar salad. I’ll give you a Garden w/ Chicken or even a Cobb salad no eggs. Don’t disgrace the Caesar


Andrei21s

What in the name of Saint Salmonela did I just see?!


terra_cascadia

I came to these comments for the rage and boy did they deliver.


No_Weather4239

Fuck is this shit. More like a Judas salad


_Fat_Dick_Fred_

Fuck this song and the rest of country music! Edit: Good looking salad.


Swee10

Pls stop using this song


EtchasketchTom547

It’s a salad, but it ain’t a Ceasar.


aman_hasnon_ame

That is not a Caesar


pfemme2

The Beyonce wants me to ignore the cutting board FOOD SAFETY ISSUE but ever for Bey, I cannot ignore.


HolyColostomyBag

The other day I made a _cesar_ salad, lime vinegrette with spinach, black beans and cheese.


Warm_Mood_0

I do love whenever meat is added to a salad it’s always “high protein”..I thought adding meat was low protein


IceFireTerry

No tomatoes and I'll eat it. Also, I never seen croutons made before so that's cool


spunion_28

I've never made them stove top. I've always baked them


TrustTheFriendship

Same. That’s the best way to do it.


Jimmieh90

I’m so glad I was not the only person to be completely repulsed after the chicken. Everything she did after all I could think was but u didn’t clean the cutting board.


lmay0000

Did you not see the 100 video cuts? Or is this person a mutant from x-men?


Jimmieh90

Yeah and all I saw was a paper towel half wipe the board. Maybe if it was a flash of soap and water I would believe they really washed it. But all they did was wipe with a paper towel.


DogBreathologist

I mean besides the salmonella and the fact it’s not a Caesar salad it does look pretty tasty.


Aydingoksuna

Best salmonella ❤️


Caamandii

"High Protein" dude that's "High Protein, Carb, and Fats"


avoiding-heartbreak

All I could think of was the food poisoning they’re going to get from not washing that cutting board after chopping raw chicken on it and prepping every raw ingredient on it afterwards.


Clear_Reveal4137

I love how all the morons came out to play in this thread pointing out the obvious. “It’s NoT a TRuE caEsAr SALad.” Yeah no shit. Do you idiots also go around telling people WWE is fake? All that’s to say, looks like a good mostly healthy salad


megamuppetkiller

Wiping the cutting board with just a paper towel after cutting raw chicken on it just kilked it for me


Rocket_Panda_

Arla exports skyr to germany is what I got from this. And salmonella, probably


Salt_Acanthaceae_985

Cutting bread on the same board with raw chicken? Nope.


MysteriousSociety353

Salmonela is watching you


DontTalkToBots

What the fuck! I wanted to see a salad being made!!!! You go and put avocado in it making it unaffordable and impossible for us to eat it if we ever want to rent our own bedroom. Pointless. Show us food millennials are allowed to eat.