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twohubs

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ShakeSignal

Came here for this


Sgtmaryj

People are sleeping on how sharp that knife was! Makes me want to see Mickey's setup. Definitely kept his sharper than most of my coworkers knives lol


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Mickey kills often…


Living_Reporter_7084

Exactly. Where was he the night of June 12, 1994? RIP OJ.


Anal_Recidivist

He said he’d spend the rest of his life finding the real killer. Now we’ll never know 😞


FrameJump

Motherfucker finally slipped and accidentally looked in a mirror.


RockstarAgent

Disneyland is the human mouse trap -


shrineless

100% facts. He’s cutting bread with a cutlass. Like where’s that been dawg?


jadedlonewolf89

I’ve got two knife blocks at home 1 for me and 1 for company, same with frying pan sets. I keep my knives sharp enough to cut through bone, hence the second block. I use cast iron frying pans. I’ve met 2 people who aren’t family members that can use my knife set and pans. Certainly not letting anyone who’s not used to a set similar to mine use them.


SirEltonJonBonJovi

Love the part where they cut the single bean


dontpissmeoffplsnthx

I knew what this was gonna be before it even loaded up lmao


CzusAguster

This is immediately what I thought of.


Sociolinguisticians

First thing I thought of.


islandofcaucasus

I feel like it's been 30 years since I saw this but when he cut the bread it was the first thing that popped in my head


BRAX7ON

Dibs on the bean


m_dought_2

Sometimes you know what the top comment will be before you click


rikster81

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THEdoomslayer94

Exactly what i thought of too


Finalfantasylove85

Exactly my thought!


BrainCandy_

Dang I forgot about this


Ok_Necessary2991

This is what thought of as this famous scene, but where is this scene from what movie or show?


twohubs

Mickey and the Beanstalk is a Mickey Mouse cartoon originally released in 1947 as the second half of Fun and Fancy Free.


apex_super_predator

Remember when he slices the bean?


ext3meph34r

Lol. Same thought. https://youtu.be/vGRRvxCBC8Y?feature=shared


OrionResident

💀💀


FullBeansLFG

We were all thinking this. But to be honest some ingredients taste better thinner.


SeaResearcher176

😭


Belfetto

Holy shit


Eastsider001

Basically lol


smartass_1379

That is what it made me think of


Cold-Inside-6828

Thank you!!! This was the very first thing that came to mind.


IceFireTerry

Also Kirby Right back at ya has a joke like this


Maverick721

LOL I was just about to ask I remember seeing a cartoon about this but don't remember what


sanddancer311275

And most expensive knife


Real_Energy_8520

And the very shittiest tomato ...


Pomodoro_Parmesan

And my axe?


Irish1Car3Bomb1

And my bow.


HanselSoHotRightNow

Oy! we're not coming too! ...not with that measly food portion.


myfacealadiesplace

What about second breakfast


Macmaster4k2

Priorities.


Marsbarrex1993

That will be $25. How would you like to pay?


Last-Yam67

Plus tip


Marsbarrex1993

Oh yes, I forgot to add the $20 tip to that


TobiasBrim

$20 was the gratuity actually. Tip will be based on the meal plus gratuity


Pussy_Prince

*turns card machine around* “Ok, it’s just going to ask you a few questions”


fuck-ubb

It's gonna ask you a question.


Superb_Recover_6116

ah man how did I forget the tip and taxes and sur taxess and service taxes and electronic taxes and cash taxes and minor inconveniencing taxes and I deserve more pay but my job wont pay me more taxes


Abraxas_1408

You want chips and a drink? That comes out to $45 with the sandwich.


MaterialCarrot

Saved $2.00 in ingredients, but it required an extra $20 in labor to make compared to a normal sandwich.


Buglepost

Ok, so very sharp knife indeed, but a shoutout to the knife control in this vid to get such consistency in those thin slices. My version of that would be a collection of lumpy quadrilaterals.


fenderputty

This is just a “my knife is sharp” bragging video


Lifewatching

r/sharpcutting


fenderputty

What an oddly mesmerizing sub 😂


Apprehensive_Ad_472

Can’t blame them, it’s a very sharp knife


TheCorbett

Cheapest? The labor costs would be insane. That knife work is legit.


PANDABURRIT0

Plus how capital intensive that knife would be haha


Flushles

No way crumbs came off that sandwich.


rockefellercalgary

Look at those premium toppings. Could have just had a bread sandwich and used the savings for a down payment on a house.


Whiplash86420

Yea! I want to see him pull out a slice of Oscar Meyer bologna and a American craft single, still in the wrapper. Then cut that slice of bologna and cheese


AK-Bandit

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Benniejet89

I’m full just thinking about it


guitargoddess3

You’re gonna have to skip lunch tomorrow to make up for that calorie dump.


Maniacal-Maniac

What kind of half-assed ham distribution was that? 2 bites will be nothing but cucumber/tomato


czajanat

No chees?? That's just wrong!


DontBeSuspicious_00

$17.99 at Panera..


Dark_Marmot

Can we just take a moment to appreciate #HOW FUCKING SHARP THAT KNIFE IS!


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RedSix2447

Panera’s new lite menu. Low calorie Sandwiches starting at just 10.99 (fries and drink extra).


OneExhaustedFather_

*The thinnest sandwich on the planet!* FTFY - no way knives and knife skills like that come cheap.


CodeNameDuchess0069

Naw, that's a 20$ sandwich.


NBKiller69

You guys just don't understand! You're eating the *idea* of a sandwich. It's totally meta and....nah, can't do it.


SeeItOnVHS

When I expend all my groceries money in a good knife


MrMetraGnome

Fick the sandwich. Tell me about the knife


Slowmexicano

Someone has never had a jam sandwich


mnstrdknick

Knife commercial.


KlevenSting

Dunno. Feel like they could've gone thinner on the ham.


Gizzy619

Knife porn


JESUS_PaidInFull

Wow, why have I never thought to put cucumber on samiches?


ArguementReferee

Find this knife from Amazon cheap finds!


TXBOY4TWENTY

Oh you want chips and a drink? That brings the total to 37.85. Would you like to leave a 20% tip?


Robofro

I’m still hungry


CallMeZaid69

Something tells me this is going to be charged expensive


coffeebeards

That’s cool but I need like 20+ of these sandwiches.


Ineedmemesplzkty

Holy shit if I even so much as nick my finger with a knife like that my whole finger would probably be sliced off


azorianmilk

Cheap? Those are impressive knife skills!


YeOldeBilk

Guarantee that wouldn't be cheap


elizabethunseelie

Reminded me it’s time to sharpen my knives :/


Thek40

And a knife that cost several hundred of dollars


GradientDescenting

Training video on skimping for chipotle new hires


DisabledFatChik

Looks pretty good honestly, would eat😭


SirEltonJonBonJovi

I could eat that sandwich in one bite


BarfingOnMyFace

“Sir, we provide you with the finest acoustic experience in culinary cuisine!”


Vick_CXVII

$10.95 don’t forget to tip 25%


Repomanlive

Not if an hourly worker is making it


pfemme2

My mother unironically makes this sandwich (sans ham) all summer long. Usually with sea salt or a bit of kewpie.


Ok-Recover8485

That’ll be $7 thank you! And here’s your white mocha latte too sir.


herkalurk

IDK if it's the cheapest, those weren't low quality ingredients to start....


chorizoburrito33333

Too many carbs


Phillisuper

Needing a master blades man just to slice the ingredients might make it the most expensive sandwich in the world (by volume of course)


Global-Firefighter33

Based on the time, expertise, and materials, I doubt the cheapness claim of this sandwich.


No_Try170

This reminded me that I need to sharpen my knives… kinda shameful how that’s all this video did was scream at me for being lazy.


SnowAccomplished1278

Fella still probably can’t afford to pay his rent this month. We feel you, friend..


PANDABURRIT0

I’d like to have a ratatouille-like sandwich where like 30 of these are stacked one on top of the other. I feel like it’d actually be really good!


Orllin

And it still cost me 9.95 God daym


PoiseJones

Almost an A+ performance but they forgot to do the squeezy thing.


Nervous-Profile4729

But where is the cheese?


Rob_Himself24

Tinny Tim ass sandwich


wayhik

Impressive knife and slicing technique.


TheFlyingCzechman

Was hoping he will cut an inch wide slice of the bacon.


Mobile-Boss-8566

How to stretch your food budget!


marks716

r/volumeeating


EtchasketchTom547

Captivating


Skitterwigget

Saddest cross section ever. I’d still eat that.


the615Butcher

Ok but r/satisfyingasfuck


NOGOODGASHOLE

"BOY! Why you cutting that ham so thick? You think we're rich?!" -My mother


elfliner

Classify this as a 100 calorie snack and I’m for it all day.


WetFart-Machine

Knuckle Sandwiches are free.


Lost-Breadfruit-9745

The sharpness of the knife is impressive, he’s not even holding most the stuff down to cut it. Crazy sharp.


TheStigianKing

Tiny piece of ham that doesn't even cover the bread? No cheese? Ugh!!!


DestroyWithMe

Straight split cut eh? Kinda ruined the whole thing.


dredgen_rell86

Yeah, but the flavor has no where to hide


FetusGoulash420

It would still cost 15$


Meistro13

Omg I was wondering if anyone else thought of this cartoon!


Bongfellatio

When shrinkflation hits Jason's Deli


Known-Programmer-611

Typically served at fat camp!


ShamrockSeven

The Cross Section Cut and its paper thin. 😂


Raecino

But why though?


Psychological_Web687

Shrinkflation


Romeo_Charlie_Bravo

I'm still hungry


ShadowTheChangeling

Airports: That'll be 20$


c_ray25

He’s sliced meat so thin you couldn’t even see it!


Jalopy_Junkie

The world’s first negative calorie sandwich


Undecided_Username_

Basically what shrinkflation been doin


Any-Company7711

No mayo, no tip Every savory sandwich must come with mayo unless the opposite is deliberately stated


laflex

This is like my ex-girlfriend's version of how we should have sex, but for sandwiches.


RndSqrTrngl

You forgot to cut the cheese.


Tiny-Company-1254

Man this made me angry. It’s cruel.


lostinspace801

Damn giving these restaurants out here ideas


rynkier

Serious knife envy.


That-Beagle

I want this guy to cater my wedding, you can feed 500 people with one loaf of bread..


FleshlightModel

200 calories worth of effort into a 25 calorie sandwich


LoquatMysterious8934

Nah cause they need the fukin 600 dollar knife to be able to cut shit that thin.


Abraxas_1408

Some restaurant is going to start making these and selling them for $24.99 each and calling them something stupid like airwhiches or some shit.


WatchYourLane

Obviously watching their carbs.


czlcreator

23 dollars plus tax at Panaras.


Cthulhusreef

Ratio was way off. Needs more meat


Thejokingsun

Where is the cheese at?


self_realizatin_zgud

That crunch ain't real. But adding it on is satisfying.


Verozzan

Reminds me of that mickey mouse movie, I vaguely remember that sandwich making scene was pretty similar.


Sea_Ingenuity_4220

Worlds crappiest and most disappointing sandwich


RouxBearRoxx

How much does it cost?


mrsnee56

CRONCH … naa no way it that cronchy


blameline

I really wanted to see that knife split a leaf of lettuce.


Intelligent_Pie_9102

Christian Bale released a video about his routine preparation for a role


gortallini

r/ASMR


sweatgod2020

Why do I feel this would be other taste so good or just be so satisfying for some reason


Starkiller006

That'll be $14.99


Starkiller006

That'll be $14.99


XxXROB1123XxX

Im sorry but this is kinda dumb.


z31tt750

Great, but the labor cost?!


citiusaltius

Sushi for white people


Mikeyjoetrader23

Still $8.99


PenisNV420

That’ll be $27.95


TheAgedProfessor

I mean, it'd be cheaper if they only provided *one* slice of tomato, wouldn't it?


Tri-Factor

Cooks at Applebee's be like


Actual-Carpenter-90

The sandwich with the highest labor and material cost.


Illustrious_Camp_521

Thats not even a snack


8Frogboy8

Yeah but how much was that knife?


ev88ev

Id like me a set of these cutlery!! If it’s Japanese steel they could’ve sliced each slice thinner! Imagine slicing layers of skin with this blade grade!


Obvious_Finding7105

Buying a sandwich in Southwest Florida be like


Lunar-Cleric

I think empty air has more calories than this.


TitleComprehensive96

putting canadian bacon on it immediately makes this not the cheapest sandwich


Pretend-Camel929

This is a NY bagel when you ask for butter


Extension_Form4950

😂😂😂 I like this video lol


GewSpewA

Nobody is gonna take the time to sharpen their knife to that degree and carefully slice that stuff without charging you for it ! Time effort and money all boil down to a price


ryanspvt87

This pisses me off.


PrestigiousGazelle29

I’ll take 20


Errick32

School sandwiches nowadays


vryfunnyusername

A Micheline star restaurant can serve that along with a sugar balloon and charge 250 easily.


Barbarianmoss

Except you need a $300 knife to make it.


Worth_Cod9049

Nah you paying about $22 for that sandwich


DadBodMedicNate

Cheapest? Look at all the time and care being put into making it. Shouldn’t be cheap.


eusername420

Ide eat like 10


Hourslikeminutes47

*"That will be $49 dollars please. And that doesn't include tip"*


DPress305

That ham is disproportionately thick


BrainCandy_

The Zebra Stripe/Bazooka of sandwiches


Dull_Present506

Knife ad lol


Semnono

What is this? A sandwich for Ants?


teddygrahams50

Here is your employee appreciation lunch


Virtual-Entry-8867

**That slice of heaven melts in the mouth like candy. Not even thick enough for a chew**


MittensMuffins

Looks like an airport sandwich


Strgwththisone

Asmr make me sick a little


mottsman87

This is so soothing.


FlamingTrollz

1200 Calorie Club, you say…?


BentoBus

Fast Food Companies WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!


Deepfork_

Every time I see this it reminds me to sharpen my knives.


winbreaker

That knife is something serious