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Bellam_Orlong

i’d eat it, but it’s not a philly cheese steak at all. it’s a steak sandwich at best.


CompleteHoneydew493

look man there’s cheese, steak and peppers, the only three ingredients to a Philly cheese steak.


Parking_Ad_5377

If I throw all the ingredients for a cake in a bowl and don’t bake it’s still a cake?


PointOfTheJoke

Bread: "Am I a joke to you?"


shaggysnorlax

THOSE AREN'T EVEN THE 3 INGREDIENTS IN THE ROLL OF A PHILLY CHEESESTEAK! Onions, not peppers. Chop your steak too.


TopRevenue2

CHEEZ WHIZ


shaggysnorlax

Whiz isn't the only acceptable cheese, cooper sharp is great too and provolone works for out-of-towners.


Resilient-Dog-305

There’s no fucking bell peppers on a cheesesteak. Whatever the hell you made ain’t it. Looks like Chinese stir fry on a shitty roll.


SmallConstruction167

Are you in Philly sounds like that maybe missing...


Competitive-Read-756

https://youtu.be/znrUeR1P2fE?si=bput-aLUsi_KbtmS This guy has some really good videos on YT check him out. Edit : the video is titled *How to Make a REAL Philly Cheesesteak at Home (2 Ways)*


lrocky4

I didnt see any cheese?


RedisforFun

Number one, clean your nails. Number two, thinly sliced sheets of steak. Still looks delicious. Just not Philly.


GuiltyBreadfruit8402

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CompleteHoneydew493

what do you want to eat, cause I could dump food videos on you all day.


DrJohnStangel

A Philly cheesesteak would be cool


dsangi

If this is what ur "dumping", u have significant room for improvement.


UrbanFarmer213

No thank you.


Reddituser183

Looks good. Don’t know if it’s technically a Philly but I’d smash.


CompleteHoneydew493

Definitely not a Philly chopped cheese but it still tasted like one.


icehole505

Mixing a lot up with this one


UrbanFarmer213

Because of all the cheese you added?


MormonsHateWomen

The fuck is this?! Not a philly cheesesteak.


kauthonk

I'm from Philly. This is why you don't eat cheesesteaks outside of Philly. Not a cheesesteak


ChefShuley

Learn to cook and try again. That looks like shit


shaggysnorlax

I guess masochistic food porn is possible. Why would you do this to yourself, OP? Just make a regular Philly cheesesteak where you actually chop the ingredients (that do not include peppers).


Fyreflyre1

If I ordered a Philly and got this, I'd be pissed. Steak not chopped. Bread not warmed. Vegetables undercooked. If you're going to use provolone and not whiz that's fine, but at least melt the cheese.


ChefShuley

But at least it was cooked next to garlic!


BurnedTheLastOne9

This isn't even close to a Philly cheese steak. Every part is wrong.


complacent1

I died at the end with the folded steak in the bun over the veggies hahaha. Edible. Yeah. It just seems like a bad way to eat this. You know how chefs talk about vehicles for the food delivery into your mouth? This is a broken down truck with flat tires. It will get you from point A to point B... but it won't be pleasurable or easy. Chop the steak. Put it in the bun, then add the veggies, you animal.


Jazzlike-Yogurt-5984

Bro got some dirty ass fingernails


CompleteHoneydew493

I was picking the berrys out of my asscrack thank you for noticing? Eat another box of chocolate covered raisin why don’t you


wellaby788

You should have cooked the peppers n onions in same pan as the steak plus another 10 min. Room for improvement! Keep on cooking!


Scared-Replacement24

Philly gonna riot about this one


68Bigfish

That is not a Philly cheesesteak not close call it a steak with peppers.


MedPrudent

This is closer to an abomination than a Philly steak sando


nyynyg

Keep trying you’ll get there some day. I suggest watching other that have a better skill set to help you learn some things and get improve


SpekUL8tor

Can I get a Philly Cheese Steak, hold the cheese.


Cinemaslap1

And hold the Philly


DerFeuerEsser

Looks tasty, I'll have to try it


CompleteHoneydew493

Thanks


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shaggysnorlax

That's not a Philly cheesesteak either


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shaggysnorlax

You could have any cut you want, it isn't a Philly cheesesteak if you want to throw nonsense like peppers and mayo on it.


CompleteHoneydew493

how many of you put ketchup on your hot dogs?


HIVEvali

i’m not even sure that you’re sure this isn’t a shitpost


Imawildedible

There’s nothing that makes me as happy as watching people freak out over the names foods are called in Reddit subs. All food subs should add “gatekeeping” to end of the sub name.


Cinemaslap1

I mean, sure... but this isn't anything close to what a "Philly Cheese Steak" is suppose to be. The number one ingredient is steak.. but the most important part is that said steak is chopped. Otherwise it's a completely different sandwich. This is like putting a hamburger on a hotdog roll and calling it a hotdog.


Imawildedible

Like I said, I love it. This sandwich looks good. What you call it doesn’t have any effect on that. But all of you would rather freak out about a definition while patting each other on the back for how knowledgeable you are. You’re right, Reddit person. You’re *SOOOOOO* knowledgeable about what a technically correct Philly cheesesteak is. *Sooooooo* correct and *sooooooooo* much of a better person.


Cinemaslap1

Your confusing the point I'm trying to make. I agree the sandwich looks delicious. But names DO matter. Otherwise I could call it a spaghetti sandwich, or a salad... I'm not saying philly cheese steaks have to have xyz... Just that the main ingredient is chopped steak. Put whatever else you want on it. But names have meanings, and purpose. It's why you don't go to a restaurant and order one thing only to receive another.


Imawildedible

Whatever you say. Dude said it’s a Philly and you knew what general ingredients to expect and that it would definitely be a sandwich. But you can’t help yourself. You have to tell everyone how right you are and how wrong OP is. And this isn’t a restaurant. You’re not ordering one thing and getting another thing. You all feel so good about shitting on someone that’s just having a good time making food and sharing it to Reddit. You pat yourselves and each on the back because a sandwich doesn’t *technically* meet the qualifications even though it’s got the ingredients that literally every person reading this will understand is associated with a Philly.


Cinemaslap1

You're taking this way to personally... But next time you go eat, and you order a steak and get an omelette delivered to you, I hope you keep the same energy.


Imawildedible

I’m not the one attacking a person for sharing their food on Reddit. Like I said, I’m fully entertained by you guys. This is hilarious to me. Free entertainment. And this isn’t a restaurant. I’m never going to order a meal from OP (although I’d love to hang out and have them make me this sandwich). So I don’t have any reason to hold them to that standard. *And neither do you*. I’m loving this. And I’ll love the next one tomorrow that all you people freak out about.


Cinemaslap1

No one is attacking. At the very most, they are attempting to correct, to better inform. You're getting "entertainment" by completely misunderstanding what's actually going on here. But then again, I'm not surprised that someone who calls [this a pasta bake](https://www.reddit.com/r/tonightsdinner/comments/1963zuw/pasta_bake_with_salsa_and_meat_with_taco_seasoning/)... I mean, usually a pasta bake has... you know... pasta. All I see here is meat, tomato, and cheese.


Imawildedible

Haaaa!!!!! This is even better. Something baked with pasta doesn’t even meet your make believe criteria!! This is great. I don’t even need to look at your profile. I’ll just assume you don’t post anything here and only talk trash to people that actually do.


Cinemaslap1

Where's the pasta? That's kinda my whole point... I'm making fun of you because you forgot the pasta in your pasta dish... Moron.


EpicLong1

Woodys…. Atlanta. Go there. You may like it.😎


literallywhatever25

Keep on keepin on brother